The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 44: A Song "A Journey to the West" for everyone!

"Okay, holy monk, let's start quickly, the folks are waiting for your performance!"

"Great God, please give me the strength to follow in your footsteps and make your bed."

"Beautiful God, I am your loyal servant, I am willing to kneel at your feet and kiss your soles."

……

Some fans were so excited that they dared to say anything, which immediately caused the people around them to laugh, creating a joyous atmosphere.

They have never seen such an approachable God!

"The atmosphere is getting up, and the screams are ringing out. The MC Learning from the Scriptures will present a song "Xing Tian Xing" for everyone. I hope you like it, music~"

Following Tang Sen's shout, the main song began, the rhythm of the music changed, the master and apprentice walked in the air, and the little white dragon, dressed in white like snow, stepped forward and sang:

Little white dragon, jade like the wind.

I am the fiercest in the West Sea Dragon Palace!
Yingchoujian, I am invincible.

Master Baima takes a breath~
Learning to help, I am the most handsome.

Everyone loves seeing flowers blooming!
Poke the black bear, poke the yellow wind.

Cold shot a little chrysanthemum pain~
You roll your eyes, don't believe it, look at the dragon.

I'm not bragging~
After Xiao Bailong sang a song, his white clothes fluttered, his golden gun gleamed coldly, and the whole imperial city boiled again.

"Prince Charming, I love you!"

"Everyone in white is so handsome!"

"Prince Charming, I want to give birth to you!!!"

...

In an instant, Xiao Bailong began to feel complacent. Although the words were a little short, he also gained a few fans, and he felt very happy.

Tang Sen had already expected that Li Jing would roll his eyes, and Xiao Bailong sang the last two lines specially for them to hear.

For a while, Li Jing wanted to get angry but couldn't. In front of mortals, he couldn't lose the face of a god, right?
After Xiaobailong finished singing, the Drifting Monk stepped forward, bringing the atmosphere to a climax again:
I, Laosha, are simple and honest.

Being bullied by officials every day~
Roller blinds will be low grade.

Breaking things will also be criticized!
The Queen Mother is Yin, and the Jade Emperor is blind.

It's really bad for them to work together~
Hit me, descend to the mortal world, and become a fish king.

Liusha River, the water is really yellow.

Master and brother think it is dirty~
My old man thinks it's great!

It's just that the water temperature is a bit cold~
Drifting's voice is rough and not high-pitched. The first part seems to be complaining about grievances, and the second part has a turning point, laughing at himself and ending with cool water, which is also very free and easy.

The emotions of the crowd fluctuated with his voice, as if infected.

"I feel sorry for my brother Sha."

"Sha Ge don't cry, stand up and continue singing."

"Brother Sha is great, I just like rough men like you~"

……

In the heavenly court, the queen mother's face was extremely ugly, as if the sand monk owed her four taels of oil and salt, and the Jade Emperor was even more furious.

"Has this rolling shutter general eaten the heart of a bear? How dare he wrong me so much!"

"I'm angry too~"

The gods below did not speak, and lowered their heads with different thoughts.

At Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, a vajra arhat said, "Buddha, this poor monk can be regarded as a simple and honest sand monk. When he returns, why not give him a golden body arhat."

"Very good~" Tathagata spoke concisely, and all the Arhats and Bodhisattvas smiled and nodded.

...

After Drifting finished singing, Zhu Bajie finally came on the stage. He couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted at the top of his voice as soon as he came up:

Gao Laozhuang, take the lead.

Cuilan is crazy about me!
Drink strong wine, drink sweet spring.

The dealer is really not lazy~
Big nail rake, 36 changes.

Happy in the world for 500 years.

My old pig, my heart is not bad.

Marshal of the Hundred Thousand Navy!
Thinking back in front of the Moon Palace~
Chang'e also loves me!
However, the Jade Emperor was narrow-minded.

What the hell is being reincarnated as a pig?

Zhu Bajie's ears were pricked up, his nostrils were upturned, and his two big fangs had already been drawn back. With his naive appearance and passionate tone, he immediately attracted a large number of fans.

"Brother Pig is so cute!"

"The navy is invincible! The marshal is invincible!"

"Stunning, I have a hundred thousand sailors!"

Below, the crowd erupted in shouts and applause.

In Lingxiao Palace, the old Jade Emperor's nose was crooked, and Nezha snickered there.

Taibai Jinxing stepped forward and said: "Jade Emperor calm down, this general has turned into a pig, it is human nature to be dissatisfied, let him sing and sing!"

"Get out of here!"

The Jade Emperor was furious, and with a wave of his sleeve, he swept Taibai Jinxing out of the Lingxiao Palace. He believed this old man back then and caused Monkey King to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Now he is still angry with him!
"I'll go to your Jade Emperor!"

Taibai Jinxing flew out of the main hall and hit the pillars of the Nantian Gate. He cursed the Jade Emperor in his heart. His lumbar disc almost protruded, and he was in constant pain!
After Zhu Bajie sang, Monkey King stepped forward. He was holding a Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which was really radiant. He smiled and sang:

Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King.

I am the craziest in Dongsheng Shenzhou!
Golden cudgel, strong ability.

Monkey King, I am the emperor!
Somersaulting clouds, fire eyes.

Demons and ghosts in real form!

Fight gods and Buddhas, fight Yama.

I was crazy back then!
Make trouble in the heavenly palace, play fairies.

The flat peach golden elixir is in the belly~
drunk enough to play~
Heavenly soldiers and generals will kill at will~

Fight Erlang, bully Nezha.

The iron bar crossed the sky and the sky collapsed!
What is the Jade Emperor old man~
Following Sun Wukong's gradual and arrogant singing, the cheers of the crowd reached an unprecedented climax and exploded.

"Monkey King!"

"Monkey King!"

The crowd was burning, shouting the name of Monkey King, and some little nymphomaniacs knelt down and cried bitterly, crazy for Monkey King.

"The Great Sage cannot be humiliated!"

"Monkey King Monkey King!"

"Great Sage, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

Li Jing was very angry, the phrase "My son Nezha!" that he had always been proud of was not a fart in front of Monkey King, and he got angry just thinking about it.

The top of the Jade Emperor's head was covered with smoke, and the whole body of the dragon was shaking. Who wrote the words, it's so fucking annoying.

Bringing up the old story again, this is Chiguoguo slapping Heaven in the face! !

Taibai Jinxing chuckled in his heart: "Okay, the great sage is mighty!"

On the square inch mountain of Lingtai, the ancestor Bodhi turned his back to the world of mortals, and a soft voice circled the mountain: "This Tang monk is also interesting."

At Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, Tathagata also said, "This monkey head is still so stubborn, what's your opinion?"

……

"Friends, burn it or not?" Tang Sen took the mic and shouted.

"Burn! Explode!" Below, the crowd shouted, and the entire Baoxiang Kingdom imperial city boiled to a new height.

"Okay, next, I, MC San Ye, will draw a successful conclusion to this song "Westward Journey". I hope everyone likes it, and the applause will ring out!"

After Tang Sen finished speaking, he put on a handsome pose and started calling Mai:
Me, your third master Tang Dynasty.

Ride, white horse into the wilderness.

Fifth, go to the mountain to save Wukong.

With a wave, the tin stick hits the big bug.

Yingchoujian, I descend to the white dragon.

I met a black bear in Guanyin Temple.

Butcher's knife, plus teleportation.

Cut off a pair of bear paws for pig's trotters.

The yellow wind monster loves to fart.

Gas masks block poison gas.

Gao Laozhuang, Bajie is short.

Three points and three points on the Sifang stage!
Liusha River, old Drifting Monk.

Yellow and watery he would not listen.

Bodhisattvas are unwilling to give lectures.

Wuzhuang Temple, ginseng fruit.

Qingfeng rides a pig to extinguish the fire!
Zhen Yuanzi, Seven Star Whip.

Boundless anger for failed pretense!
There is a way to save the beauty.

Hit a monster ah ha ha!

Wave Moon Cave, save the princess.

King Baoxiang toasted me.

Learn from the help, and finally established.

The king of heaven has no temper when he comes.

Old Jade Emperor, don't be complacent.

When my third master returns!
Lead the disciples to make trouble in heaven~
After singing the song, Tang Sen pressed down his jazz cap and ended the performance with a handsome gesture.

Suddenly, the system voice sounded:

"Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission, winning the title of [King of MC], and rewarding 1 experience points!"

　This chapter took the author nearly half a month of thought, as well as the plot concept of all the previous chapters, just for everyone to have fun on April Fool's Day. The only regret is that it is planned to be chapter 41, which exceeds two chapters. Another thing, actually I'm MC Holy Monkey, I recommend tipping and let's go, I'm going to call Mai!

　　
　
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