Chapter 375

"Holy Monk, thank you for your kindness."

Looking at the majestic figure in the sky, Minister Kou heaved a sigh of relief, sighing secretly that his years of good deeds had finally been rewarded.

"Master is waiting for us."

The four masters and apprentices walked along the cloud all the way, and after arriving at the previous official road, they walked on the road again, heading west along the official road.

"Master, when we go to Lingshan, I'm afraid those old bones will plot against us!" At this time, Qiao Ling'er shrank her neck and said timidly.

"You're afraid, with the big brother backing you up, what else can those old monks do to you? Who dares to disrespect me and make others do to you." Tang Sen bragged, anyway, this guy is the Tathagata, and those people would not dare to treat you how is he.

"But my little brother is inexplicably afraid. I don't know why. I always have a feeling of palpitations. I feel that this will never come back, and something big will happen." Qiao Linger's face was still not good-looking, and she patted her chest and said.

"Big brother can understand your feeling. You can't see it yourself, but big brother can see that your masculinity has been cut in half. Those people just don't want you to be infected by the vulgarity of the world and don't let you live a married life."

Tang Sen chuckled and looked around. The mantra in Qiao Linger's body had penetrated into the bone marrow, like a bone-scraping poison. He speculated that if the Tathagata did not awaken, looking at the Three Realms, I am afraid that few people would be able to solve this problem.

"These old monks in Lingshan are really hateful. If I kill him, I won't wake up that Tathagata. I just fell in love with someone surnamed Ru in this life."

Thinking of not being able to marry a wife and have children like a normal person, Qiao Ling'er became very angry. There are so many delicate things in the world, wedding nights in the bridal chamber, and the gold list testimonials.

How can it not make people angry?
"Okay, little brother, just relax. My brother assures you that you will never be in danger this time. When you arrive at Lingshan, you will put this knife on your neck. If they dare to threaten you, you will Kill yourself and scare them to death."

Swish!
Tang Sen exchanged a brand new pig-killing knife from the system and handed it to Qiao Linger. This is a real pig-killing knife with a thick back and a white-sharp edge. It is a good helper for killing pigs.

"This, this, this..." Qiao Ling'er took the butcher's knife, with a look of a dog.

"What, what, can you show some masculine courage, what do you look like squirming all day long, I'll fuck you."

boom!
Tang Sen was so angry that he slapped her across the face with one slap, until Qiao Ling'er had stars in her eyes and her legs staggered.

"It's not that I really want you to die. Tathagata's skill has not yet recovered. If you commit suicide now, you can only awaken Tathagata in advance. By that time, Tathagata will not only not increase his skill, but will also suffer backlash. Lingshan definitely doesn't want to see that. With this result, you can rest assured that you will not die for the time being."

Tang Sen was just bragging. In his own words, he called it a white lie.

"Hearing what my brother said, my little brother suddenly opened up again. Well, brother, I will do as you said. I put the knife on my neck and cut the wheat husks. Ben Linger is ready to fight."

Qiao Linger played with the butcher's knife, and put it on his neck. Living in a secret place with slow space flow since childhood, he didn't know that it was a knife for killing pigs, and he felt flattered that Tang Sen was doing it for him. For the sake of.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully cheating, reward 30 cheating points!" The system's voice sounded.

……

Three days passed in a flash. As time went by, the scene in the west gradually became sacred. The sky was full of auspicious colors, and the seven-colored Buddha light illuminated the earth. The surrounding ancient trees were towering, and the houses that appeared from time to time were also lingering in the sky. Auspicious breath.

Here, everyone worships Buddha, and Lingshan is near.

"Well~ it's time to pretend!"

Tang Sen opened his arms, stretched lazily, and said with a smile.

"Master, what are you trying to pretend?"

As soon as he heard that Tang Sen was going to pretend, Xiao Bailong couldn't help being curious. Like a monkey, he poked his spear on the ground fiercely, excited.

"There is no god here, they are all mortals, but as a teacher, I have my own way, first pretend to be an upgrade."

Tang Sen chuckled, turned over his cassock, and removed the ability to cover up the secrets.

As a result, the entire Three Realms can clearly see the movements of the master and apprentice.

heaven.

"Made, what does Tang Sen want to do again? Why do I feel so sad every time?"

The Jade Emperor threw the fairy grapes in his hand, and said slightly angrily.

At this time, Tang Sen's shameless face appeared in the Tongtian Mirror, which made Nezha cover his mouth and chuckle, thinking: This little monk is still the same, shameless.

"What kind of tricks do you think Tang Seng wants to play this time?" The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes at Nezha and asked with a gloomy expression. He felt that Nezha's realm was rapidly breaking through, and there was a faint danger that he could feel feel.

It must be the trick of Tang Seng, I must get his treasure.Jade Emperor thought in his heart.

"Well, according to Weichen, it's not a good thing anyway, maybe they want to rob Lingshan."

Taibai Jinxing said, all the flowers in his heart are blooming, this Tang Monk really makes him excited, every time he can poke his heart, it's so cool.

"That's right, that's right, this minister thinks the same way. This Tang Monk is very cheap. He's pretty much inseparable. Every time it's our heavenly court that's unlucky. This time it's Lingshan's turn. Let's wait and see."

The giant spirit god's chest muscles trembled, his expression excited, and he said loudly.

"What the Giant Spirit God said makes sense, this time it's our turn to watch the show in Heaven, hehe~~~"

A group of immortals agreed, they had already mastered this way, and guaranteed that the Jade Emperor would feel comfortable all over.

"Humph!" Sure enough, the Jade Emperor snorted coldly and stopped talking, but stared at Tang Sen's face in the Tongtian Mirror without blinking, wishing he could eat it raw.

Lingshan, in front of the square.

Tang Sen's figure also appeared, and his lowly appearance made a kind of Vajra Arhat glaring at him. If anyone in the Three Realms hated Tang Sen more, it would be them.

If it wasn't for Tang Sen, their boss, Tathagata, would not have entered the reincarnation practice, and would not be following Tang Sen like a little kid now, getting a slap in the face when he is fine.

This Nima is really embarrassing.

"It's too disgraceful. Tang Sen accepts me as the younger brother of Lingshan. I can't bear to glar at King Kong."

Swish!
A shining King Kong roared, causing Maitreya Buddha and the ancient Buddha to frown. This angry-eyed King Kong is the loudest voice in Lingshan, even if he has become a Buddha. Zhang Mo has a fight.

"You have a bad temper, and you will suffer sooner or later."

The ancient burning lamp Buddha sighed. It is conceivable that if Tang Seng came to Lingshan, this guy would be beaten if he had nothing to do, and he would be beaten violently.

boom!
At this moment, Tang Sen's cassock in the picture suddenly trembled violently, and in the distant sky, a powerful wave of spiritual power rushed over, stirring up the Buddhas of Lingshan like a provocation.

(End of this chapter)

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