The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 374 Don't pretend to be aggressive in life, what's the difference with salted fish?
"Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission, pretending to be a world-class hero, and rewarding 10 experience points!"

During the flight, the system sounded.

Tang Sen staggered, and almost fell from the air, "I made a fool of it, and the system is doing this trick again. Could it be that the poor monk fulfilled your wish, and you deliberately forced it. This is too unskilled."

"Where, the host, you pretended to be a world-class genius. The system is not wrong. This is all according to the program. How could there be a mistake." The system said unwillingly.

"Hehe, could it be that those guys are still worshiping the demeanor of the God King?"

Tang Sen touched his bald head and said with a cheap smile.

"For a while, you stupid host's brain is bright. That's right, those guys are still kneeling and licking you. Do you want to go back and have a look?"

System Road.

"No need, these gods are not interested. Am I the kind of person who loves vanity? I am a good monk who serves mortals. Brother Welfare of the Three Realms, I was born to give benefits."

"Hehe, this system has done the calculations, host, you're going to pretend to be aggressive again later, hey! Are you really happy with this kind of life?"

"If people don't pretend to be aggressive, what's the difference between them and salted fish?"

Tang Sen rolled his eyes. He really can't say anything about the system, which is not a human being. Pretending to be forceful can make life more enjoyable and exciting. Why not pretend?
"What you said is really reasonable. Anyway, this system can't experience that feeling. Host, you can work hard. There are still many hidden tasks in this system, which are enough for you to play."

The system sighed, feeling an urge to be human.

While speaking, one person and one system returned to the human world, and Tang Sen flashed back to his physical body.

Open your eyes, the first is Sun Wukong's anxious face, followed by Zhu Bajie Drifting Monk, etc., all close at hand.

"Fuck me, what are you doing? It's not that you have any inappropriate ideas about being a teacher. You don't want to be a teacher."

Swish!
Tang Sen leaned back and got up, hiding behind the beams and pillars and shouted.

"Master, you are so anxious to kill my old grandson, and you are still in the mood to joke. If you don't come back, my grandson will be beaten to hell."

Monkey King said with resentment on his face.

"That's right, master, you've been away for three days, if you don't come back, this Kou Yuanwai will stink."

Xiao Bailong's mouth no longer knows what is good and what is bad, and he has no taboos when he speaks, and he dares to say anything.

"You stink, you stink all over, little yellow man."

Mrs. Kou on the side was not happy, she muttered and rolled her eyes at Xiao Bailong.

"Ma'am, what are you talking about? Master Long smells delicious. If you don't believe me, come and smell it, smell it."

With a humble look on his face, Xiao Bailong rolled up his sleeves and approached Mrs. Kou.

"Minions molested good women, master help."

Mrs. Kou's face was still red and swollen, she was crying, but after being teased by Xiao Bailong, she almost cried again, and ran behind Tang Sen with a resentful expression on her face.

"It's done, don't make trouble, ma'am, don't worry, the poor monk will revive Kou Yuanwai now, and the corpse won't stink."

Tang Sen's mouth also twitched.

Madam Kou: "..."

In her urge to curse, Tang Sen took out the Resurrection Pill given by Lord Yan, stuffed it into Kou Yuanwai's mouth, and then opened the small world of the system, releasing Kou Yuanwai's soul.

At this time, Kou Yuanwai's soul body is in a state of confusion, really out of his mind.

"What's the situation?" Tang Sen was confused.

"Master, I know this. This is the human world. When the soul leaves the body, it will involuntarily want to go to the underworld. Only people who have just died can temporarily protect their spiritual consciousness. This Kou Yuanwai has died for several days, and that period has passed. special period."

Sun Wukong said with a smile.

"There is still this kind of operation? It makes me want to die once."

Townsend said.

"Master, you guys, woo woo~"

Mrs. Kou and the county magistrate on the side stared straight at them, feeling the chill behind their backs, as if they were being watched by a ghost, which was extremely eerie.

"Listen to my order from Tang Sanye, Kou Yuanwai, return to your seat quickly and wake up."

With a loud shout from Tang Sen, the soul-suppressing scripture turned wildly, and the powerful soul power wrapped Kou Yuanwai's soul and sent it into the physical body.

Swish!
The soul entered the body, Kou Yuanwai's physical body quickly deswelled, and the knife wound healed. In just ten seconds, the swollen and rotten physical body returned to normal, and even the strength of the physical body was stronger than before. It seemed that there was a feeling of rebirth.

"Live, live, my husband is alive, woo woo~"

Seeing this scene, Mrs. Kou burst into tears, knelt down at Tang Sen's feet, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Thank you master, thank you master for saving my husband's life, my family is very grateful."

"Oh my goodness, haven't you woken up yet? Ma'am, it's not too late to thank you later!"

Tang Sen enjoyed it quite a bit, grabbed Mrs. Kou's hand, and helped her up.

A little slippery and a little soft.

"Yes, yes, it was the servant who lost his composure and made the master laugh."

Mrs. Kou finally laughed. Don't look, Mrs. Kou, who was not bad at first, is really pretty. She has the special temperament unique to mature women, full of charm.

"No, no, I saw Madam smiling again to welcome people, but the poor monk's favorite thing to do in this life is what he should do."

Tang Sen said with a smile, he was very happy, this woman was very attractive to him, and made him want to find such a charming woman as a wife.

Swish!
At this moment, Kou Yuanwai slowly opened his eyes and looked around in a daze. It wasn't until he saw Tang Sen and Mrs. Kou that he suddenly realized.

"It turned out to be a holy monk. Thank you, holy monk, for saving your life. I'm afraid I won't be able to repay this kindness in my life!"

Kou Yuanwai got up straight from the ground, light and strong, like a [-]-year-old boy.

"Hey, what's wrong with me, why is my whole body so energetic, I feel like I can't finish it."

Kou Yuanwai was dazed again, checking his body.

"Hehe, this is the Resurrection Pill given to the poor monk by Lord Yan. Not to mention, there are really two brushes."

Tang Sen continued to laugh and said.

It was fine if he didn't say anything, but when he said it, it caused an uproar in the hall.

The county magistrate on the side opened his mouth wide. As for the officers and soldiers, they were already dumbfounded, and they couldn't say anything. Just bring the soul of a dead person back from the underworld.

What the hell is asking Yan Wang Ye to send the pill, which is too big a face.

"Worthy of being a national teacher, the five bodies admired by the lower officials are all in admiration."

The county magistrate bowed to Tang Sen kneeling and licking, his eyes full of envy and respect.

"The national teacher is mighty, the national teacher is mighty."

The soldiers shouted slogans in unison, adored Tang Sen, and their faces were full of pride.

"Holy Monk, please accept our husband and wife's worship."

Kou Yuanwai and his wife knelt down again to thank Tang Sen for saving his life.

"Hehe, the matter has come to a successful conclusion, we have to continue to get the essence, see you by fate."

Tang Sen laughed loudly, flew up in a flash, and disappeared into the sky.

He... is going to Lingshan to play tricks.

(End of this chapter)