Huafanchunzhengming

Chapter 1249 Wedding (2)

Although the parents of both parties are not around, the necessary etiquette is the same.

After that, there was feasting, singing and dancing.

In the evening, it is an auspicious time.

Sitting in the room, He Miao heard that everyone was making troubles for Yuanzi outside, asking him to match his opponent, and asking him to lift the stone lock.

The pairs are all strange and unheard of, that's all, what the hell is lifting a stone lock?She then asked, "Whose groom have you seen holding a stone lock?"

Everyone giggled, faltering and trying to blur the past.

He Miao felt strange, so she darkened her face: "Tell the truth!"

Everyone could only whisper: "Ah Jian came up with this idea. It is not sick to be right."

Wu Bing racked his brains to collect all kinds of strange pairs handed down from Jingzhong since ancient times. Ah Jian got a three hundred catty big stone and locked it at the door.

Both of them had the same idea, they felt that someone was too domineering and robbed their own happiness, and they didn't want to make it easy for him, at least to make it difficult for him to get married.

Everyone thought that He Miao would be angry, but she didn't feel it at all, and instead smiled: "Huh? Can he lift a three hundred catty big stone lock? I'm also curious."

A look of excitement.

Everyone laughed, chattering in unison: "Seeing Mr. Fang's frailty, I guess he's a little nervous."

"Not necessarily. I heard from my family that Mr. Fang is very powerful. With one against ten, it's like no one is in the middle of the army."

"Even if you are good at kung fu and agile, your strength may not necessarily be good, and those who are strong may not necessarily have skills. Ah Jian is a fool, idiot!"

Outside the door, Yuanzi successfully defeated and killed the sour literati Wubing, and met Ajian.

He looked at the big stone lock with a slightly stagnant smile, and then looked at A Jian who was squatting on the ground with bare arms and a provocative expression on his face. He really felt that this stupid big guy looked just like this stone lock, so stupid that he didn't know anything about it. .

"Mr. Fang, please!" Ah Jian said in a low voice, "Only if you are strong can you have many children, and only then can you be worthy of being a general!"

All he wanted was to say very clearly, I am strong, and my work must be better than yours, so why do you block my way?
Yuanzi walked around the stone lock, thinking that if he really tried his best to get the stone lock, he would have been fooled by Ah Jian.

What if you accidentally slipped your waist?It didn't fit his idea of ​​a wedding.

He smiled and said, "I refuse."

All the onlookers were stunned, why?Don't all men have a good face?
Especially in today's day, even if you grit your teeth, you can't make people laugh and say no.

Yuanzi said: "The ruler is short and the inch is long, Ah Jian, please write a word for me to read, and I will lift it when it is written."

Ah Jian is illiterate, and Dou Da does not know a single word.

He only thought of embarrassing Yuanzi, but never thought that Yuanzi would embarrass him in turn. He blushed and said angrily, "You foul! Who has ever seen a groom embarrass a guest?"

Yuanzi smiled weakly: "Who stipulated that the groom cannot embarrass the guests? If you want to have fun, I will also have fun."

Ah Jian was angry: "You are not as strong as me, and you are not as good at cooking as I am!"

Yuanzi said indifferently: "The cow is stronger than you, and the cook is better than you. They are all better than you?"

Ah Jian found that he couldn't refute, and became even more angry, his eyes were red, and his lips trembled and said: "You...you...you bullied me!"

The crowd couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing with a "puchi", Ah Jian became angry from embarrassment: "Why are you laughing? Whoever is not convinced will fight."

Yuanzi took off his outer robe slowly, pinched his finger bones: "Come on, the guest is interested, and of course I, the host, will accompany you to the end."

How dare Ah Jian fight him, it is obvious that he will lose ugly, maybe he will take the opportunity to retaliate and be beaten into a useless person, but it would be embarrassing not to fight, so he trembled his lips and couldn't speak.

Everyone didn't dare to intercede for him. Everyone knew what he was thinking. It was obvious that he was embarrassing the bridegroom. It was a good thing for a bad man, and he would not be happy if he changed it. He had to be taught a lesson.

However, Yuanzi stared at him for a moment, smiled suddenly, reached out to take the robe and put it on as usual, patted Ah Jian on the shoulder, and said kindly: "Go to the bar, today's wine is very good, ten years old." Chengjiu, you can't usually drink it."

Ah Jian lowered his head, wanting to have a fit, but heard him lower his voice in his ear, and said calmly: "If you dare to troublesome things, I will destroy your penis."

He smiled, the smile didn't reach his eyes, his tone was understated, but chilling to the bone.

Ah Jian couldn't help but shuddered, he really knew he was afraid.

Yuanzi patted him on the shoulder lightly, bypassed the stone lock and went inside.

The crowd cheered again out of fun, surrounded him and walked in.

When he was young, he came to He Miao's gate and shouted loudly: "My lady, come home with me!"

The mothers-in-law and aunts all laughed, blocked the door, and shouted loudly: "The groom will sing a song and listen to it."

Yuanzi was not stage-frightened to take Joe, he stood there, hands behind his back, head held high and chest up, and sang: "The peach blossoms are shining brightly. The son returns home, suitable for his family..."

His voice is loud, mellow and long, very nice.

He Miao took off the hijab, ignored the persuasion, and went to the window to look out.

Under the rosy clouds all over the sky, he stood with his backlit, looked at her direction with affection, and sang in a manly voice.

The rays of the sun coated his whole body with a layer of magnificent colors, and the evening wind blew his bridal gown into dances. From the tips of his hair to his cheeks, from his chin to his feet, there was nothing unsightly and heart-wrenching. .

He Miao leaned against the window and laughed foolishly, this is her beloved, her husband, she really loves him very much.

Yuanzi seemed to have sensed it, and looked up, the two men's eyes met, and everything was kept silent.

At the end of the song, he shouted loudly: "Hey, that bride, how are you doing? Don't you hurry up and put on your hijab, sit obediently, and wait for me to marry you and go home?"

The people who were overwhelmed by the groom's good demeanor heard the sound and looked over together. Hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at He Miao. He Miao blushed, put down the hijab with a "shua", and ran back to sit by the bed. with.

After sitting down, my heart was beating wildly.

Everyone laughed in good faith, begging for red envelopes around the groom, Yuanzi was already prepared, and glanced back at Liang Jun, Liang Jun grabbed a handful of silver money with a straight face, and threw it in another direction.

"Oh, it's money!" The crowd cheered and rushed to grab the money, leaving a large area outside the door.

Yuanzi took advantage of this opportunity to rush in with the wedding reception team, without any rules, stepped forward and ran out with He Miao on his back.

He Miao was knocked dizzy, beat his broad and powerful shoulders and shouted: "It's not such a rule! No!"

　Ask for a monthly ticket to cool off the heat

　　
　
(End of this chapter)