we are bad boys

Although I was scolded by Wang Yunyao as a sissy, my body is still very attractive. I am not a masculine type, but I am definitely a strong type. I found that I really couldn't put it on, so I had to go topless in the end, and the legs of the pajama pants were a bit short, so I could only wear them as cropped pants.

At this time, my look is absolutely stylish, with my upper body naked and a pair of pink ladies' pajama bottoms, black fluff on my legs, and a shower cap on my head.

"Is this fucking going to be an opera? Forget it, what's the matter with love!" I looked at my slightly perverted self in the mirror, feeling a little nauseous, quickly opened the bathroom door, and walked out with my crotch in my hands. The crotch is because the trousers are too tight. I am afraid that if I take too big a step, I will easily tear the crotch apart. My gait is a bit like the gait of an ancient court lady. , because the clip is very tight, there is no gap at all.

When I walked out, Wang Yunyao was wearing a set of sportswear at home, eating snacks, sitting cross-legged on the sofa watching TV, first glanced at me casually, then turned back to look at me suddenly, at least half stunned Minutes later, he burst out laughing and rolled on the sofa, his fair and tender face flushed red.

"Haha...I can't do it...I'm so happy...Where are you going to work tonight? Is it coming out?...Haha!" Wang Yunyao said intermittently, clutching her stomach.

"Don't laugh so cheaply, okay, you can pretend that I am willing to wear it!" Although I have a very thick skin, I still have a fragile heart after all. Of course I am not happy when she laughs at me like this.

"If I...be...grow up like you...I won't live...!" She continued to hurt me, and she looked a little bit cheap.

"Fuck you, uncle, they all said that I look like Wu Yanzu!" I defended without confidence.

"You look more like...Wu Mengda...haha!"

"Damn it, I fought with you, I'd rather go to jail today!" I clamped my crotch tightly, took the small steps that made countless girls messy, and flung my teeth and claws like her.

"You... don't... come here!" Wang Yunyao looked at my small steps, which made her laugh even harder.

"Bastard...where are you going?"

"Don't... make trouble, I'm ticklish!"

"Go away...!"

"I kicked you!"

Pong!

Wang Yunyao's beautiful legs stretched out, kicked hard, and I rolled on the ground in all directions, squeezed violently, and there was a strong pain in my back, and I jumped several feet in pain.

"Crack...!"

The crotch is open.....

The atmosphere was a bit embarrassing, my third leg was looming dangling there, I gave a dry laugh, quickly covered my crotch, and said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm too big, it's easy to tear me down, and it's easy to tear crotch!"

"Get out, Meng Fei! You are too shameless!" Wang Yunyao blushed, as if she hadn't noticed that I was looking like I was in a good mood just now, and after she finished speaking viciously, she spread her long legs and ran to the bathroom.

"The water is a little cold, please boil it for a while, don't you...is something wrong!" I said very caringly.

"Hehe, thank you!" Wang Yunyao didn't sneer or ridicule when she saw me for the first time, but smiled.

I sat on the sofa, bored for a while, and suddenly remembered that I didn't go back tonight, and the animals must be starving and anxious, so I picked up Wang Yunyao's phone and dialed Wang Mumu's.

"Hey, the owner of the number you dialed is already starving to death, please don't make any more calls..." Wang Mumu's dying voice came out as soon as the call was connected.

"Ah, you are going to die, then you should die, I was thinking of giving you a hint, let you pick up some money!" After I finished speaking, I made a gesture of hanging up the phone.

"Holy Mother Mary!! Great Jesus Christ, are you Xiaofei???" Wang Mumu began to speak incoherently on the phone. When I heard him just call my name, the dormitory was suddenly very noisy.

"Fei, where did you die, I'm going to starve to death, I haven't eaten all day!" This is Chenchen's voice.

"Don't be a jerk, if you don't come back, you'll have to find me at the crematorium!" Leilei yelled into the phone.

"Xiao Fei, where are you, Xiao Fei! I miss you!" Zhang Wei's tone was crying.

"Don't fuck the ink, my phone will run out of battery soon, tell us where the money is!" Wang Mumu urged.

"In my drawer, there is a small box. The key of the box is pressed in a book. Turn to the third page, which is the page where Wu Dalang fights Pan Jinlian..." I recalled carefully, not in a hurry. said slowly.

"Damn it, you're fucking playing with us, aren't you? Can you talk about the key points!" Wang Mumu's voice changed, almost roaring.

"Don't interrupt, turn to that page, after you get the key, open the small box, you will find that there is another small box, this small box contains money, but to open it, you need a puzzle, you brainstorm, give If it is researched, you will get the 50 yuan in it!" I finished the whole process in one breath.

"**Your uncle, it's only 50 yuan. The **** you made looks like a terracotta warrior. Are you a fool!!" Wang Mumu cried.

"Fireproof, anti-theft, anti-wood, you forced me to hang up, don't talk!" I hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

I hung up the phone because I saw that Wang Yunyao had come out, and my heart fluttered at the touch of it. The second brother stretched down his crotch and pulled it out. I hurriedly covered it.

"Who are you calling?" Wang Yunyao blushed like a ripe apple, wearing a nightgown with tulle and lace, beautiful snow-white legs, and a lazy demeanor. She was extremely seductive. The only downside was that her breasts were not very big. , Normal breast shape.

"No one... let's hurry up and sleep!" I was already excited and incoherent.

"Get lost, I only have one bed, you can only sleep on the ground!" Wang Yunyao's tone was unquestionable.

Surprisingly, I didn't speak. I smiled calmly and turned my back. Since Wang Yunyao hadn't noticed my injury just now, I was going to scare her.

"It's so serious, who hit it so hard?" I heard a trace of anger in Wang Yunyao's voice, and my heart warmed.

If my back was an endless plain before, then now my back is a basin with undulating mountains, all kinds of bumps, all kinds of purple, and all kinds of internal congestion.

"Hey, if you live under the fence, you can sleep underground!" I finished speaking in a pitiful manner, as if walking to the bedroom.

The decoration of the bedroom is very warm, with a big round bed, a few posters of Korean sticks hanging on the pink wall, a brand new set of bedding, and a red desk lamp, this fascinating room, if it is not on this bed What happened, to whom?