we are bad boys

"Bastard, if you're groping, I'll leave it on the road for you, believe it or not?" Wang Yunyao opened it with her hand, and I said viciously to the dog's paw I placed on her chest.

"Don't... be so fierce... How can I say it, I am also a seriously injured patient!" I pretended to be very weak and said very aggrieved.

"Yes! Why didn't I kill you? I owe it to you, so I went downstairs to buy something..." Wang Yunyao said angrily, puffing her cheeks.

"What are you buying?" The fire of gossip blazed inside me.

"Sanitary napkins!! What's the matter, what are you doing? Are you disappointed?" Wang Yunyao said bluntly as if she could see through my heart.

"You are so vulgar..." I was a little speechless, a little disappointed in my heart.

"That woman doesn't use sanitary napkins, what's so vulgar! I don't believe what I said, can it be dirtier than what you think in your head?" Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said disdainfully.

"How do you know what I'm thinking?" I asked pretending to be surprised.

"Tch, men are all virtuous. If there is no good thing, they should all be shot!" Wang Yunyao was a little cynical.

"Have you been abandoned by that man? Why did you beat them all to death with a stick?" I asked weakly.

"Get out, don't be inked, you bother me, I'll kick you!" Wang Yunyao has already been teased by me, on the verge of going crazy.

I glanced at her and didn't dare to speak casually anymore, so I could only continue to pretend to be dead. Lying on her shoulder, I could smell the faint scent of perfume, which gave me goosebumps. It smelled so good and fragrant!

We stumbled and finally came to the community we just came to. Wang Yunyao was a little thin, and it was very difficult to support me. There were fine beads of sweat on her snow-white forehead. Although I was shameless, I couldn't bear to ruin my future like this. daughter in law.

"I'm holding on to the handrail, come by yourself, you've got something to do, don't stretch it out, it won't be good if you make a big bleeding or something!" Wang Yunyao's brows stretched in the first half of my sentence, and a direct meal was greeted in the second half Kick it hard, it hurts so much that I almost become immortal, this time I really didn't pretend.

"Okay!! I'm convinced...I was wrong...Stop it!...People are killed...I want to report...I'll fight back!" I said incoherently.

"When you were chatting with me, you were so mean, I kicked you to death?" Wang Yunyao put her hips on her hips, looking like a queen.

"Yes, you deserve to be dumped, you're so fucking vicious!" I looked at her, and started to imitate Wang Mumu, cursing like a shrew.

"Old lady, I'm willing, go or not!" After finishing speaking, Wang Yunyao took the lead to go upstairs.

Looking at her twisting little butt, I extended my middle finger evilly, and then followed her and walked upstairs.

The house she rented was on the third floor. When I walked to the third floor, my whole body was about to fall apart. My whole body was so painful that I was almost drenched in sweat. People who have never experienced this kind of experience can’t understand the pain, really. There is a feeling of wanting to hang yourself.

"Are you okay? How about I help you!" Wang Yunyao looked at me with a pale face, but still caringly said.

"It's okay, man, this injury is nothing, it won't die, open the door!" I almost finished speaking through gritted teeth, not to mention how tough I was.

Wang Yunyao took out the key, opened the door, and made a gesture of invitation, "Come in, the house is a bit messy, I haven't cleaned it for several days!"

I limped into the house, looked around, and said in my heart, this is a fucking mess, it’s because you didn’t see our dormitory, coupled with the smell of Wang Mumu’s socks, you will definitely jump off the stairs.

The house that Wang Yunyao rents has one living room and one bedroom. When you enter the door, you will find a large living room. The decoration of the living room is not bad, with all the furniture, and most of them are new. The most exaggerated thing is that there is a small bar in the living room. There is a wine cabinet at the back, and the red wine on it is obviously newly placed, without any dust at all. It is obvious that the owner of this house is a person with a strong petty bourgeoisie sentiment, and for the decoration of this house, there is no 2500 yuan a month. I can't rent it. I didn't expect Wang Yunyao, a shrew, to be quite rich.

"These home appliances are all brought in the house?" I pointed to the refrigerator, TV and other home appliances, and said slowly.

"No, I threw away the old ones, these are all new ones!" Wang Yunyao poured me a glass of water and said indifferently.

"You're such a prodigal..." I said speechlessly.

"Of course the place where I live should be clean. I will never use things that have been used by others!" Wang Yunyao took off her coat and helped me to sit on the sofa.

"Your requirements on men...wouldn't be so harsh, would you? Don't consider those who have had sex with someone before?" I asked with some drumming in my heart.

"Depending on the situation, if there is no substantive relationship, there is no problem!" Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said slowly.

"What is a substantial relationship!" I asked knowingly.

"Get out, are you annoying, what exactly do you want to say?" Wang Yunyao was about to lose her temper again.

"Nothing!" I said and began to undress, first the coat, then the thick T-shirt.

"What are you going to do??" Wang Yunyao was startled by my actions and stepped back a bit, grabbing her small bag that contained large nail clippers.

"I have injuries all over my body. My body hurts from wearing clothes. Can I take them off?" I rolled my eyes and said a little angrily.

"Oh... your clothes are so dirty, go to the bathroom to take them off, and throw them all away!" Wang Yunyao urged, frowning.

"My whole body hurts!" I started to play dead again.

"Bastard, old lady, I really regret picking you up!" Wang Yunyao let out a long breath, calmed down the anger in her little heart, and helped me to the bathroom helplessly.

I was not making excessive demands, I was really afraid that she would stab me, I went into the bathroom, I sat on the toilet, took off my clothes with difficulty, and relaxed for a while, I looked at the incision on my arm and saw that it was just A little blood came out, and the suture thread was not broken. I breathed a sigh of relief, and I wrapped the gauze again.

Let go of a little water, feel it with my hand, and found that there is hot water, I found a plastic bag, wrapped it around the wound on my arm, hummed a little song, and took a bath in a happy mood.

After taking a shower, the problem came. I found that I didn't wear clothes at all. I couldn't go out with bare buttocks. That would definitely kill people. I looked in the bathroom and found a set of women's pajamas on the hanger.

"Damn it, it's better to have something than nothing. If you wear this, you'll get kicked when you go out. If you don't wear anything, I'll have to spend the rest of the night in the morgue!" Yes, I'm going to be crazy, not everyone There is a chance, wearing Minmei's close-fitting pajamas, I always enlighten myself like this.