we are bad boys

Leilei lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, pretended to be deeply touched, and said, "You guys know that picking up girls is invincible, what is the invincible weapon?"

"Money! You have to spend money to watch movies, go shopping, and do everything. You don't need money to have a baby now, and no one will have a baby with me after it's over!" I said with some emotion.

"Money is very important, but it's not the most important thing!" Leilei seemed to have found the feeling of being pretentious, like a lover, and looked a little coquettish.

"Don't jerk off, have you seen Wang Mumu's fate, or where would you squat!" Chenchen couldn't bear him like this the most.

"Silly b, look like you look like an orangutan! Which forest you ran out from, you go back quickly, where is your spouse, don't accidentally give you a cuckold!!" Leilei is extremely sinister scolded.

"**Your uncle, what's the matter, practice?" Chenchen has always been able to do it, so she doesn't make noise.

"Can you wait until the discussion is over, you two are pinching, can I be the referee for you two later!" I looked at the two who were about to fight, I was very speechless, and almost begged.

"I personally think that chasing a girl is because of a thick skin. What kind of jb strategy is there? Just follow her ass for 12 hours. You go wherever she goes. When you see a man talking to him, a big mouth Call over, of course you can't follow him when he sleeps, otherwise it's easy to get in!" Leilei talked like a well-educated monk.

"Fuck you, what kind of bad move is this? If you have a thick skin, you're absolutely invincible, but according to your style of play, I'll fucking go to jail!" , I didn't expect the trick to be so bad.

"Why don't you just let Wang Mumu go and bite her!" Zhang Wei turned around and scolded Wang Mumu.

"Bite your sister! My brother's teeth are not good recently, but I really have a good way, but you have such an attitude towards my brother, I will definitely not say anything!" Wang Mumu squatted in the corner smoking a cigarette, making a look that he is always ready. Ready to be beaten.

"Brother Mumu, do you really have a good idea?" I really have no choice now, I have to ask any birdman.

"Let me ask you, among us, who fell in love first, who kissed first! Who slept with girls first, a bunch of little virgins, study your sister! You can study jb, but you can't study b!" Wang Mumu showed a smug expression, looked at us and said with disdain.

When he said this, we suddenly realized that because he is usually a bit talkative, we instinctively wanted to beat him up when he spoke, so we ignored some of his strengths. He is very prestigious in the women's world , but the quality is not very good. Basically, the ones that grow are more shocking cuties, and the taste is heavier.

"Wang Mumu, you can do it again!" Leilei seemed very dissatisfied, Wang Mumu stole his limelight.

"Brother, I'm right! You can do it, I'll beat you!" Wang Mumu's appearance was so frustrating, I really wanted to kick him in the face, but now I have to ask him, so I will bear it for the time being. .

I winked at Leilei, signaling him not to get angry, and with a smile on my face, I said slowly: "Mumu, I have always admired you more! You have always had an inherent melancholy temperament, which attracts a little girl , that’s not easy to catch!”

vomit!

When the animals heard what I said, they looked at Wang Mumu's messy hair, the gum in his eyes, and thought of his socks again, and couldn't help feeling sick. Chenchen almost roared and said, "It's so f*ckingly melancholy... ..”

In fact, Wang Mumu is quite handsome, a bit like Xu Zhian's type, more masculine, but usually too lazy and a bit sloppy, that's why he got this kind of virtue.

Wang Mumu was already used to the reactions of these animals, so he didn't care at all. He stood up, walked back and forth in the house, and said slowly: "Let me tell you the first step. You go to the flower shop next to the school and order half a month's flower shop first." Roses, don’t need too many, 9 roses a day, let the clerk of the flower shop give them away for half a month in a row!”

"What does jb mean?" Chenchen asked.

"Look at your ignorance, any woman has a curiosity-seeking mentality, and also has vanity. If someone keeps sending flowers to herself for half a month, she must not think about tea and food. Think about who gave it to him , and under the gaze of so many people every day, her little vanity will definitely be greatly satisfied. In this way, although Xiao Fei has not formally met her, she has already left a very good impression on her mind, and laid a solid foundation for her. A solid foundation!" Wang Mumu was eloquent, and at this moment, there seemed to be countless halos emerging from his body, exuding a frightening aura of bastard.

The few of us listened carefully, and couldn't help but nodded. This Wang Mumu really has two brushes, and he is an unusual talent.

"And then?" I continued.

"The next step is to meet. With the foreshadowing just now, she will definitely agree to date you in private. You must pretend that you love her very much, but you can't give her anything. A bitter attitude and maintain a close relationship. , send a text message every day to greet her, but she can only send one message, so that she can always feel your presence, but it seems that there is still some distance away from you, during this period, she still insists on sending flowers every day!" Wang Mumu, like a fairy, sent the crush The state of mind is not bad at all, which makes us very ashamed.

"Niu b" Leilei sincerely admired it.

Wang Mumu was very satisfied with everyone's surprised expressions, nodded, and continued: "Then it's a confession. I'm going to create a manuscript for you overnight, and you can just read it. Of course, I can't write it for nothing. Pay the relative price, let's preliminarily set it as a meal of dumplings, I have eaten bread for half a month, and I must improve the food!"

"Paralyzed, how can I be so talented, I am the sage Kong in the women's world!!" Wang Mumu said excitedly.

We deeply agree that although this guy is very stupid, he is still very talented in emotional aspects. If he dresses up carefully, he will surely win many ignorant girls.

But trouble, here it is again, I just thought, I don’t have that much money at all, a flower costs two yuan, 9 flowers a day, that’s 18 yuan a day, at least one month in a row, that’s 540 One yuan, my mother can scrape it together in my pocket now, it’s only more than 0, and I still need to eat.

"Uh... That's right, because I'm about to fall in love recently, and I'm a little tight on funds, I decided not to be your parents this month, and you have to pay for your meals and cigarettes yourself!" I finished speaking quickly, turned around and ran out .

As soon as he walked to the door, he heard cursing from inside the house.

"Wang Mumu, I'll fucking kill you!"

"It's just you moaning and chirping, blindly coming up with ideas, now the fuck is better, there is no food to eat!"

"Anyway, if I'm fucking hungry, I'll let you sell your ass!"