we are bad boys

I don’t know that awesome character, once said such a passage, saying that if a person wants to get out of the shadow of a broken relationship, he must immediately enter the other end of the relationship. Now I feel that this sentence is too fucking philosophical.

Before I entered the next relationship, I was fascinated by the beauty in front of me. What Feifei, Huangmao, please go and clean the toilet. I wish your lover an unexpected pregnancy and a baby called Sister Feng. .....

I was fascinated, looking over and over again, the girl not far away, I have a quirk, that is, a girlfriend must be tall and slim, and this girl obviously meets my goal.

She is about 1.7 in height, wearing a light yellow long down jacket, with a pair of slim jeans underneath, and knee boots on her feet, with a shawl, long hair dyed, a touch of wine red, and a pretty white face, Looking at me angrily.

"Aren't you short-sighted? What are you looking at lustfully? You hit me, and you don't know how to apologize!" The cutie came over and scolded me head-on.

I have a thick skin, and I have long been invincible in the world. I said without blushing and panting: "You said that there are so many people, why did you hit you? Is it fate!"

"Master Fate, do you think there is anyone on the playground? You are so stupid, let's sweep your snow!" The girl was a little tough, cursed, turned and walked towards the teaching building.

"It's so fucking delicious and exciting! I like it! I like this kind of girl's character very much, she's not pretentious, she's straightforward and cheerful.

"Who is this silly girl! Why haven't I seen it before!" Wang Mumu asked Chenchen gossip.

"How the hell do I know, where did she come out from? Look at Xiao Fei, that idiot, he's almost getting into his ass!" Chenchen said with a smile.

"Don't fucking sweep it, call Leilei and Zhang Wei, let's hold an emergency meeting, the conference center, to help brother take down this bitch!" I threw down the broom with enthusiasm, and was ready to strike.

"You bastard, I don't have the skills of yours. I'm afraid that Zhang Kaifeng will pinch me to death. I'll finish sweeping and discuss some shit meeting with you!" Wang Mumu was not deceived by me, and continued to work hard with his broom on his shoulders.

"Then you can sweep my share for me, okay?" I said brazenly.

"No!" Wang Mumu resolutely shook his head and said.

"****, I'll give you a box of Yellow Crane Tower and a bottle of iced black tea, okay! Don't jb refuse, you're worth the price!" I made a condition.

"Go away, the price is soaring now, brother has to go up too, you have to settle my lunch no matter what!" Wang Mumu began to bargain.

"All right! Deal! Chenchen and I are going to smoke. After class, you come to the dormitory to find us!" I readily agreed.

"Hey, this stupid idiot, he has been hovering at this price for the rest of his life!" Chenchen said very melancholy.

The two of us went to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, chatted for a while, checked the time, felt that it was almost the same, and started to walk to the dormitory. When we passed the teaching building, we saw the girl again, standing in front of our extremely sturdy dean. Beside, kept talking about something.

My mood was surging again, and I took Chenchen to the dormitory with strides, and threw my head on the bed, and suddenly felt a stench, I covered my nose, and finally found a pair of stinky socks on Wang Mumu's bed.

I dare to wear other people's socks casually, but I absolutely dare not wear Wang Mumu's socks, because of what, because his socks rubbed his feet, have you ever seen socks rubbed his feet? ?I've seen it before, I still wore it, and the result was a blood blister on my foot. This kind of tragedy often happens in our dormitory. The socks can be worn until the feet are worn. I have only seen Wang Mumu in my life. Those socks There must be at least two catties of mud.

All of us once did a chemical experiment, that is, soaked Wang Mumu’s socks in a basin for a day, then poured water on half of the apples, and put them downstairs in the dormitory building. The next morning, you found dozens of mice. , died tragically at the door of the dormitory. Later, this kind of super rat rat, which was no less than a biochemical weapon, also caused the students in the same dormitory to rush to buy it.

There is a rumor circulating in our school that if Wang Mumu's socks are put on the battlefield, then the murder in Nanjing will happen again in Tokyo, and Xiaorb will die.

I quickly put the socks back in place, then returned to my bed like the wind, and took a few deep breaths.

"What's the matter, I heard that Brother Xiao Fei is going to fall in love!" Leilei's teasing laughter sounded outside the door, and the three quickly pushed the door in, Leilei and Zhang Wei showed gossip expressions.

"Fuck, don't your mother stare at me with that expression, quickly help brother find a way, I must take this bitch!" I glanced at a few people and said firmly.

"Grass, according to Brother Zongheng..." Wang Mumu began to chatter again.

Before he could finish speaking, a few of us pressed him on the bed and beat him violently. Finally, because he was talking, we stuffed his socks into his mouth and threatened him. Only then did he stop resisting and sat on the bed innocently.

"Okay, except for Wang Mumu who can't speak, the others speak up enthusiastically. Once the opinion is adopted, I will give him a week's worth of cigarettes!" I said very boldly.

"Then let me tell you a few words. I think that if you want to catch up with a girl, you must know what she likes, so that you can prescribe the right medicine!!" For a week of smoking, Zhang Wei used his little love experience at one time. Searched cleanly and came up with a very useful suggestion.

"Bingo! This suggestion is reliable! Is there any more!" I cast a hopeful look at Zhang Wei and said encouragingly.

I thought Zhang Wei was exhausted for a while, but he didn't want to run out of cigarettes. After a long time, he said: "We can also use strange tricks to win. For example, I will pretend to be a hooligan and tease her, and then you will be a hero at a critical moment to save the beauty." , Of course, if you beat me up, you have to pay more!"

"Quickly get jb here, with your small physique, if you don't get beaten up by that bitch, the ancestral grave is already smoking. Dude, let me advise you, don't jb risk your life just because of that cigarette, it's not worth it Do something!" Wang Mumu spoke very quickly, and when he finished speaking, he looked like he was willing to accept any punishment.

After another fat beating, Wang Mumu was basically numb, and his movements were very professional. He put his hands on his head and squatted on the ground, enjoying our raindrops of fists.

"I said big brother, can you think of a way!" I was almost dying of anxiety. Although I have studied beauties for several years, it was only theoretical after all. I only practiced it once and was dumped by others, so I can only ask for this Help the livestock.

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ps: During the new book period, data is too important. The fate of this book is firmly in the hands of every reader. Every collection and every flower of yours determines the fate of this book.

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