we are bad boys

When Wang Yunyao and I arrived at the house, it was already past ten o'clock. The animals were still working in Bruce, and the house was empty with no one there.

Taking advantage of the fact that there is no one at home, my brother is going to have a couple bath today, I took off my shoes, put my arms around Yaoyao's waist from behind, and kissed her neck.

"Don't make trouble, can you think of something else in your mind, think about this every day when you get home!!" Yaoyao pushed me, twisted her little butt, and walked towards the room.

"Do you know, when I don't feel like looking at you anymore, you will be in danger!!" I was quite unhappy, followed her buttocks, and clapped my hands.

"Who do you think cares about you! The team chasing my old lady has all lined up outside the map!" Yaoyao had nothing to do, chatting with me wordlessly.

The two of us opened the door, and I couldn't bear it anymore, the pain in my lower abdomen was directly resisted by her on the bed, and I yelled: "Hey, you goblin, the poor monk accepted you...! "

"Get out...you go take a shower first!" Yaoyao pushed me and said.

"I found out that you women have a lot of things to do. Why do you have to take a bath every time? Is it possible that I have flirting on my body?" I said a little disappointed.

"Don't blot, go!"

"You go with me!" After I finished speaking, I looked at Yaoyao and went to the bathroom. To be honest, I owed it today. I have nothing to do, so I have to find something to do.

After arriving in the bathroom, I began to take off my clothes. After all, it was the first time to take a mandarin duck bath. I was quite excited, humming a little song, not to mention how excited I was.

The so-called extreme joy begets sorrow, and soon troubles came, just when I took off all my clothes, Yaoyao frowned, and rummaged through the clothes I took off, with a very serious expression.

"What are you looking for?" I asked curiously.

"Meng Fei, where are your underwear?" Yaoyao searched for a long time, finally stood up, and asked me with a sullen face.

"Uh... I lost it..." I was a little overwhelmed and said with a blushing face.

"Missing underwear?? Misplaced?? Being robbed??" Yaoyao was already on the verge of going crazy, like a tigress, she asked with her hips on her hips.

"Can you not talk about this?" I don't know how to explain to her.

"Why can't you not eat? Tell me, have you gone to whoring?" I found that women like to think about whoring when they encounter something.

"No...it's just lost...what the hell!" I said roguely.

"It's still reasonable for you to go whoring, and you said that **** loves me forever, and you just treat me like this!" Yaoyao was really angry, kicked me, and walked to the bedroom angrily.

"Daughter-in-law, I really didn't go whoring!!" I had a fucking urge to kill now, but I still walked over and explained.

"Then tell me, where did the underwear go?" Yaoyao stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, and continued to ask.

I was naked, walking back and forth in the house, my heart was full of entanglements, it's too fucking embarrassing to say this, let's not talk about it, and I have to fight my mother-in-law, it's fucking unlucky, what the hell is going on ah!

"Let me tell you the truth. I didn't bring paper to the toilet. I used 100 yuan to wipe it. I was afraid of breaking the law. I wiped it with a steel shovel. I was afraid of scratching my butt. In the end, I had no choice but to wipe it with my underwear. After I wiped it, I am sure." If you can’t wear it anymore, just throw it away!!” No matter how thick-skinned I am, I feel fucking ashamed at this moment.

"Are you making a movie? You don't know how to make a phone call and ask someone to send you some paper? Are you fooling a ghost?" Yaoyao asked even more angrily with an expression that you thought I was an idiot.

"My mother said that my phone is out of battery, do you believe it?" I was a little lacking in confidence, after all, this fact was a bit too coincidental.

"Get out of here quickly, do you think I look like a fool?" Yaoyao angrily bit my shoulder hard and kicked me again.

I'm really fucking speechless, and I feel extremely aggrieved at this moment, if I really went whoring, it's okay, but I haven't even touched a woman's hand, so I can't accept such a dumb loss.

"Don't you believe me?" I'm going to spend the whole night with her to figure it out.

"I want to believe that I'm a fool, you get up, I'll go home!!" Yaoyao was also very angry, and she was about to get dressed.

"Okay, don't you have to embarrass me? Damn, I'm going to fight it out, I'll take you to find the pants, you open your big eyes, look at the top of the pants, is it shit or sperm! !" I grabbed him and walked outside with my clothes on.

She didn't speak, and let me talk. The two of us got into the car and rushed all the way to Bruce again. Just as I got out of the car, I happened to see Chenchen and Wang Mumu standing at the door chatting.

"Why are you two here?" Chenchen asked in surprise when she saw me, and Wang Mumu said to him disdainfully: "Silly b can see that the two of them quarreled, why do you have to ask?"

"Go away, don't be inked!" I kicked the two of them away and strode in. Wang Mumu was stunned and followed in.

When we reached the first floor, we met Zhang Wei and Lei Zi again, these two gossip guys followed us very curiously.

I had already risked it all at this time, in order to prove my innocence, whoever is willing to laugh can laugh, without any hesitation, I walked to the men's room on the second floor, opened the door and ran to the toilet where I squatted before.

Unfortunately, there are still people in this pit, and I didn't care about Sanqi 21, I kicked open the toilet door, and a surprising scene appeared, a bastard was inside, smoking marijuana, smoking That's a leisurely one, and he's blowing out smoke rings, so he's not just an ordinary idiot.

"Brother, what are you doing...ah?" The gangster was obviously stunned, looking at us with some fear.

"It's none of your fucking business, go, take it out in another pit!" I pulled it out for him, no matter how dirty the inside of the wastebasket was, I reached out and picked it up.

The people outside looked dumbfounded, looking at me like looking at a mental illness, Wang Mumu asked Wang Yunyao in puzzlement: "Is our house short of paper?"

"Get away!" Yaoyao looked at me and didn't stop, she cursed at Wang Mumu.

I dug out for a long time, but I didn't find my underpants. I remember that I was very careful to keep them at the bottom in order not to let others see them. Why is the panties gone?

"Pretend again, you are pretending, are you crazy enough? Have you played enough?" Yaoyao looked at me and said contemptuously.

"Has anyone been to Mumu toilet?" I ignored Yaoyao and asked Wang Mumu.

"You fucking talk nonsense, can the bathroom fucker still be idle, fuckers, drug addicts, shitters and farters, don't they all have to fuck to do this?" Wang Mumu said unwillingly.

"I mean, where did my pants go??" I was at a loss for words.

"What the hell are you yelling at me? Where's your underpants? How the hell would I know?"

"Let's all be calm and calm. Let me ask you, has anyone come to the toilet to clean it?"

"Yes, just now there were a bunch of drunks who vomited all over the floor, I asked the cleaner to clean it up!" Chenchen replied to me.

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