Yinsi guest

"Ah, why are you grabbing my hand? Smelly rascal!" Another scream, my poor eardrums.

"Crack", five finger prints appeared on my hand. The beautiful woman Zhang looks delicate, but her hand strength is not weak. It hurts to hit me and let go quickly.

"Accident, accident, I didn't mean to!" I tried to explain.

Zhang Yuxin withdrew her hand and said, "Forget you, I was not well just now!"

As if thinking of the hug just now, the beauty became shy again: "I was visiting the balcony, but a snake so big appeared, it scared me to death! If you have any scary things in your house, tell me quickly, don't Then jump out and scare me again! So that you can take advantage of the opportunity!"

"Where is it? You rushed over to hug me, I'm so sorry!" I looked aggrieved.

The beauty suddenly became angry: "Get out, go and finish brushing your teeth, your mouth is full of foam, it's disgusting!"

I hurried back to the bathroom, and when I came out after washing and changing, Zhang Yuxin was already sitting on the sofa.

"Beauty, it's early in the morning, what can I do?" I sat down on the sofa next to me.

"Well, it's okay, who will come to find you!"

"What's the matter? Just tell me, I'll help if I can!" I've always been responsive to beautiful women's requests.

Seeing my promise, Zhang Yuxin approached me mysteriously and asked, "Yesterday, at Grandma Sun's house, I saw you put a broken thing in the corner of the wall, then took out a copper gourd, and muttered for a long time, what are you doing?" What? Are you catching ghosts?"

Others didn't pay attention, but she followed me. How could she not pay attention to me? At that time, I was only focused on helping Grandma Sun's soul, but I really didn't expect to be caught by her.

"It's not catching ghosts, how can I have that ability!" I told the truth, because I would stutter when I told a lie. I'll just keep my mouth shut,

Zhang Yuxin persisted: "Then what are you doing?"

"This, this..." I really didn't know what to say.

"You can tell there is a ghost at first glance, tell me honestly, I knew you were not simple, and be honest!" Zhang Yuxin instantly transformed into a super policewoman, with the posture of extorting a confession, wishing to hang me up and torture me immediately.

When I was suffering, the ancestor appeared.Gently and quietly sat beside Zhang Yuxin.

Seeing me looking at her side, Zhang Yuxin turned around and saw another burst of heart-piercing yells.Just as I covered my ears, a warm body fell into my arms again. This time I was really not ready, and was thrown onto the sofa.

"Oh!" The bloody plot really happened, with the huge momentum and the posture of the female superior, our mouths actually touched each other.

Unfortunately, it hurts!There was no sweetness at all, no softness at all, and the two "gnawed" hard.My lip was broken and bleeding, not from being bitten by a beautiful woman, but from a bump.

In a panic, the two struggled to get up on the sofa, but instead of separating, they hurriedly rolled off the sofa.

We are in a mess, but the ancestor is calm and relaxed.I held Zhang Yuxin's waist and asked, "Can you see it?"

Zhang Yuxin was not shy this time, and her face was pale: "Look...you can see it! Who is he, silent, still wearing clear clothes, is he human or..."

"It's a ghost!" Now that I can see it, I don't hide it anymore.

Zhang Yuxin bent down to my ear, and asked in a low voice, "Can this thing come out during the day?"

Zhang Yuxin on the body was very frightened, but I didn't have anything to be nervous about. The two of them were close together. When she leaned over, I suddenly felt that my chest was being held back by two soft things. Maybe it was because Zhang Yuxin was too tight. Nervous, the body clinging to me was still trembling slightly.The hand supporting her waist stretched out and hugged her slender waist. My spring has really come.

Cool!Hugging Zhang Yuxin's waist, the two of them stuck together even tighter.But I'm not a shameless person, it probably only took a few seconds, I let go of my hand, propped myself up, and then put the beauty on the sofa and sat down, then walked to the ancestor and sat down.

When Zhang Yuxin saw me sitting side by side with the ancestor, his terrified face instantly calmed down.I'm already sitting next to that ghost. That ghost must know him, at least he won't harm me.However, although her complexion has improved, her hands and feet are still trembling. This beautiful woman is quite courageous. If some bloody plots are followed, she should at least faint from fright now, and I can take advantage of it.And the one in front of me is just a little flustered, and now she can still sit safely opposite, which is amazing!

"Old Ancestor, why did you come out? You scared my friend!" I was blaming Old Ancestor on my lips, but I secretly praised Old Ancestor in my heart. Without him, how would I have the opportunity to rub shoulders with Zhang Damei, and entwine limbs and limbs? ah!The wretched smile on my face betrayed my heart mercilessly. Fortunately, Zhang Yuxin, who was opposite me, had her eyes on the ancestor and didn't notice my expression.

Put away the wretched expression, put on a caring look, and said to Zhang Yuxin: "Zhang Yuxin, how can you see it? Are you okay? Zhang Yuxin, Zhang Yuxin!"

"Ah, it's okay, I'm okay!" Zhang Yuxin was actually taken aback by me, and it seemed that she was still quite panicked inside.

"I let her see it, she asked you this way, you have to tell the truth sooner or later, to save trouble!" The old ancestor said, "And the original intention of her coming is to guess that you may have some skills that ordinary people don't know. , I just didn’t expect me to show up! Am I right?”

"Well, you are really a ghost! Why don't you look like one at all?" Zhang Yuxin became calmer seeing that the ancestor was no different from ordinary people.

I quickly explained and told Zhang Yuxin the whole story.Knowing the truth, the beauty felt relieved. When it came to my windfall, she still looked at Patriarch in disbelief, looking as if she wished to compete with me to be Patriarch's descendant.

The old ancestor looked invulnerable, and said lightly: "Girl, why did you come to our Xiaoye?"

"Yesterday, I saw him looking like a magic stick, and thought he had some skills! I didn't expect you, ancestor Shi, to have boundless magic power." Zhang Yuxin hit the snake with the stick, and also called the ancestor, and even flattered him without revealing it. The traces also belittled me by the way, I really can't underestimate you as a woman.I saw Zhang Yuxin glance at me again, with all kinds of flair, and then said: "I came here today, just to know if this guy has real skills. It seems that it is indeed a fake trick!"

I was suddenly embarrassed, but luckily there was no one else present, only one ancestor who was not considered a human being, so it would not be too embarrassing.

Zhang Yuxin changed the subject: "However, with the ancestor here, we are more sure of solving the problem."

The ancestor raised his eyebrows: "Huh? What's the problem?"

I also became interested, and leaned over to ask: "Beauty, have you lost your love and come to me for comfort?"

The ancestor and Zhang Yuxin looked at me together when they heard the words, and happily sent me four words: "Where it's cool, stay here!"

I backed away deflatedly, and Zhang Yuxin continued: "Don't look at me, it's actually not my problem, it's Xu Jiajia! You should remember her, the one who helped you with the deposit! Beauty!"

"Oh, it's a beauty! I think about it, I have an impression, the one who is petite and exquisite, right?" I thought for a while and answered.

Zhang Yuxin gave me a blank look: "How can I not despise you!"

I retreated again, and I have to say that those white eyes are also very beautiful.

The ancestor rescued me at the right time: "What happened to that Xu Jiajia?"

"She was fine some time ago, but just three days ago, she suddenly fell ill and passed out at work. We were sent to the hospital and checked for a long time, but nothing was found. I went home. But she didn’t come to work the day before yesterday, so I went to see her after work. In just one day, I almost didn’t recognize her. She was so haggard and out of shape. When I asked her what’s going on, she couldn’t tell. All my strength was taken away. Yesterday I went to see Jiajia again, but I didn’t expect her to look like a teenager, with haggard hair and protruding eyes. She looks like those people who are addicted to drugs. It’s horrible. It's gone!" Zhang Yuxin was terrified.

Old Ancestor nodded: "I've seen a lot of heavy smokers. It's true that people don't look like humans and ghosts, otherwise I wouldn't fight Lin Zexu. Your friend, is that Xu Jiajia also a smoker?"

Zhang Yuxin quickly waved her hand: "Jiajia and I are good friends. She is living a healthy life. She doesn't even smoke. How could she take drugs?"

I interrupted: "Could it be that her makeup skills are already god-level, and that's what she looks like?"

"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb! You bastard!" Zhang Yuxin was furious, seeing that beauty is in nature and no blasphemy is allowed.

Patriarch caressed his short beard under his chin, thoughtfully: "According to what the girl said, it's really strange at this time!"

"Old Ancestor, you don't want to be called a girl or a girl, it's too weird, just call me Xiaoxin!"

"Okay, Xiaoxin!" I shouted.

"Get out!" There was absolutely no extra word!

The ancestor laughed dumbly: "Xiaoye, what's wrong with you today? Why do you look like an ignorant and reckless young man today when you are usually steady and mature?" Before I could speak, Zhang Yuxin took the conversation away: "Old ancestor, leave him alone, probably spring is here Come on! Let's continue."

The ancestor nodded: "Xiaoxin, you continue!"

"Well, I didn't think much about it at first, but yesterday I saw that bastard pretending to be a ghost, and he seemed to have a trick, so I wondered if Jiajia also touched something unclean. This, ancestor, I don't mean you!" Zhang Yuxin said wrong I was a little flustered.

The ancestor was calm: "It's okay, don't worry about it!"

So Zhang Yuxin went on to explain why he came here: "So today I came here early in the morning and wanted to invite this guy to have a look, maybe if he can help anything. But now he can't be used, so I point to the ancestor You!"

I don't know if it can help?Why don't we go and see that Xu Jiajia before you get off work, okay? "It seems that the ancestor agreed to help. The beauty's request, it seems that no matter if it is a man or a ghost, as long as it is a man, it cannot refuse.

When Zhang Yuxin heard that she was off work, she quickly looked at her watch, and then jumped up: "Ah! It's 08:30, I have to leave quickly, then it's settled, I will come to you after get off work, and there is this useless guy .”

I, who look like a pig, have already been classified as useless, and it is said from the mouth of a beautiful woman, it is really sad as a ball!

"Well, Xiaoye, please help me see off this girl Zhang Yuxin. I'm not convenient, so I won't send you off!" The old ancestor was very considerate in hospitality, and I was happy to accept this good job, and accompanied Zhang Yuxin to the elevator .

Speechless all the way, it may be the intimate contact this morning, which made both of them a little embarrassed.The elevator arrived in a while, and there was no one in it. Looking at the empty elevator, Zhang Yuxin suddenly said to me: "Come down with me! I was still a little scared, but I didn't expect there to be ghosts."

Haha, I finally gave up. I thought this beauty was fearless. It seems that women are women after all!

The two entered the elevator back and forth, the numbers kept jumping, and they reached the ground floor after a while. The underground garage was not well lit. I accompanied her to pick up the battery car and walked out of the garage.

At this time, the sun was just right, Zhang Yuxin took out the gloves and mask, and was trying to put it on.Suddenly, I feel a little bit like giving away my wife. If it is true, I will not waste my life.

When I was thinking wildly, I was hit hard on the head, my eyes were wide open, and I was about to go crazy, but I found out that it was the beauty in front of me, and my bastard spirit immediately faded away.

Zhang Yuxin looked at me and asked suspiciously: "What are you thinking? You have a dirty face."

"No, nothing." I felt guilty.

Zhang Yuxin persisted: "Hmph, my mind is full of filth, I must be thinking about something dirty."

"Well, I'm thinking of you, okay? Are you dirty?" I retorted.

Zhang Yuxin was shy immediately: "Asshole, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm at work, don't forget about Xu Jiajia, I'll come to you after get off work!"

I patted my chest: "Don't worry about my work, hurry up, I'm going to be late!"

"See you!"

"goodbye!"

With a beautiful figure, the battery car rushed out with a "huh".I turned around and went home, and just walked a few steps, someone roared past me, and the battery car stopped my way, I looked up, and it was Zhang Yuxin who came back again, with an angry face.

I realized that the situation was not right, and immediately asked, "What's the matter, aunt?"

Zhang Yuxin parked the car without saying a word, came to me and kicked me.I couldn't dodge it, I hugged my calf in pain and jumped up and down, then rolled to the ground.

I roared: "What are you doing? How did I offend you?"

"Bastard, just now on your sofa, you hugged me and turned upside down, you stinky rascal!" Zhang Yuxin punched and kicked again without saying a word.

So in front of the garage door of the community in the early morning, the scream of a certain man echoed for a long time!