Yinsi guest

"Boy, do you like that girl?" the ancestor asked me.

"Well, who doesn't like beautiful women?" I held the copper gourd and compass and put them away carefully.

"Girls nowadays are no better than in my day. They show their heads in public and wear revealing clothes. It is becoming more and more difficult for men! Zhang Yuxin is a very savage little girl, but it is difficult to deal with." The ancestor was full of emotion.

I smiled and said, "You're right. Now that men and women are equal, women's social status is much higher than men's! As for me, I just need to find an ordinary girl who can be filial to my parents and take care of my family!"

"Well, you are also thirty. By the time I was thirty, my eldest son was 12 years old! You have to hurry up, there are flowers that can be broken, and branches that have no flowers!" The ancestor was quite transparent. .

But fate matters, let nature take its course!I have taken so many good things from the old ancestor's town house, and there are also a few things that are good for peach blossoms, so I shouldn't be in a hurry, not to mention that I am also a person with a small fortune now.

"Old Ancestor, what about Mrs. Sun?" I was still more concerned about the copper gourd.

"Don't worry, Grandma Sun's soul is damaged, and she can no longer report to the underworld by herself. Let's do it to the end, and we will ask the underworld to lead the way tonight, so that her soul can return to the underworld." The ancestor said very lightly.

Bad luck leads the way, so high-end feeling.Grandpa, are you okay?You are a ghost yourself, so don't get caught by the bad guys.I was thinking in my heart, and suddenly I was hit hard on the head.

"It hurts, it hurts..."

"Let you think about it, I have already cultivated into a ghost fairy, and I am completely different from those wandering ghosts. In terms of strength, I am also comparable to Yincha, but I just don't want to go to the underworld, and the underworld will not care about me, you Just rest assured!"

The old ancestor said so, presumably there will be no mistakes, so I settled down and waited for the night to see the errand lead the way.

Next, according to the instructions of my ancestors, I went to buy some joss sticks and paper money to prepare for the evening.I also specially greeted Uncle Chen, saying that I wanted to burn some paper money for Grandma Sun. Uncle Chen also believed in this. In addition to telling me to pay attention to safety, he also asked me to buy some paper money for Grandma Sun. After all, he is on duty at night. , please rest assured.

Finally, at ten o'clock in the evening, I took the joss paper money, gourd compass and went out.When I came to Grandma Sun's house, the ancestor opened the door, and I slipped in quickly.

The smell in the house has dissipated quite a bit, and those cats have been taken away by the property management staff. Grandma Sun’s body is still in the bedroom. Since no relatives can be found, the property management has to ask the funeral home to send someone to pick it up for cremation tomorrow. .Although the whole room looked gloomy, but the ancestor was by my side and Grandma Sun was in the copper pot. I opened my eyes and saw nothing else.

I went into the bedroom, put a compass at the end of the bed, and invited Grandma Sun out of the copper kettle.In contrast, I would rather see Grandma Sun's soul than to see Grandma Sun's body, the dead are really terrifying!

He took out the lighter and lit the joss stick. The candle was dimly lit, and the whole room flickered on and off, creating a terrifying atmosphere indeed.I saw that the ancestor transformed into a wooden sword, chanting words in his mouth, and looked like a lifelike magic stick. He danced the sword and chanted mantras. Within a few minutes, there was a gust of wind and cold air in the sealed room. It seemed that the ancestor could indeed Find the bad guy.

Suddenly, the ancestor pulled a sword flower and stopped. I followed his gaze and saw that there were two figures standing on the bedside at some point. It must be some accident!The ancestor stepped forward and bowed to say hello, and the two figures also slowly approached. It turned out to be a bull's head and horse face, really a bull's head and horse face.

I was very nervous, I have been listening to these two names for so many years, and this time I really saw the real body.I was so trembling that I didn't dare to move, the bull's head and the horse's face got closer and closer, and I could already see their appearance clearly.But the two of them look weird, their bodies and heads obviously don't match, their bodies are ordinary people's bodies, but their heads are surprisingly big, one is a bull's head, the other is a horse's head, as if they are wearing a hood.No, the heads of the two fell off, to be precise, they were taken off, don't scare me, don't scare me.

"Meet you again, old ghost!" The voice came, and it seemed that nothing had fallen off. When I saw it, I was stunned. What I took off was actually a hood, and there were actually two handsome boys under the bull's head and horse.

"The errands are polite, and I will ask you for help!" The ancestor replied respectfully.

A little brother in the bull-headed horse-face said: "Don't be so polite, the times are different, tell me, what's the matter with calling us here?"

The old ancestor pointed to Grandma Sun who was curled up at the foot of the bed, and said: "This person passed away last night, but she failed to report to the underworld due to some things, and her soul is damaged today. I have to ask the two of you to guide her to the underworld. Thank you!"

"It's a trivial matter, do you understand the rules?" Another person continued.

"Understood, understood, Xiaoye, burn the paper money!" the ancestor told me.

I quickly took out the paper money and ingots, put them in an old washbasin and burned them.Soon the stacks of paper money were reduced to ashes, but Grandma Sun had a lot of colorful banknotes in her hands, and it seemed that she had received them.

The ancestor took more than half of the money from Grandma Sun, handed it to the two messengers, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, this is the travel expenses, please take good care of my friend."

"No problem, come with us!" Niutauma made a gesture, and Sun's soul floated behind them, with nostalgia in his eyes.

"Go slowly!" the ancestor bid farewell again.

Grandma Sun also waved goodbye to us, and the servants also put on their hoods and prepared to leave.

Suddenly, Ma Mian walked towards me slowly, and the ancestor's figure flashed and stood between me and us.

"Forgive me, this person is my junior. I came here this time to help, and I don't mean any disrespect. I hope the evil will be forgiven!"

Ma Mian laughed: "Old ghost, it's okay! I don't mean anything malicious, I've met him a few times, he's kind, I just wanted to say hello!"

seen?I have no impression!

Ma Mian then said to me: "You are a good boy, live a good life in the future, don't think of committing suicide, we can hear you, and you will jump off the building! Haha, and thank you for inviting us to head My son eats KFC, see you next time!" After speaking, he made a face with me, a real face, and then the three of them disappeared together.

Jump off a building?Could it be that I almost jumped off the balcony and rooftop when I was unemployed?It turned out that it was bull head horse noodles that confused me when I jumped off the building!As for inviting children to eat KFC, it was the time I went to donate for a day. Speaking of which, if the child hadn’t stopped me in the end, I would have been hit by a car and died. I didn’t expect that child to be the son of the boss of Niutou Mamian. Karma, bad cycle!

The matter was over, we packed our things and left Grandma Sun's house, so that no one would see the brightly lit candles in Mrs. Sun's room and think that something supernatural had happened.Afterwards, I went to the guard and talked to Uncle Chen to let him be on the night shift with peace of mind, and then I went home with my ancestor to rest.

The next day, people from the funeral home picked up Grandma Sun's body early in the morning, and the property management took care of Grandma Sun's funeral.According to the will left by Grandma Sun during her lifetime, her estate has also been reasonably disposed of.

Of course, these things are beyond my control. Turn over and continue to sleep, cherish the last few days of this holiday, and recharge your batteries.But the doorbell kept ringing, and it seemed that I was the only one left in the house, so I had no choice but to open the door.

"Who?"

"I, Zhang Yuxin! Open the door quickly." The voice outside the door was still crisp.

When a beautiful woman came to visit, she hurriedly opened the door without thinking about dressing up.As soon as I opened it, a delicate and pretty woman in bright yellow stood at the door, which really caught my eyes. Her plain face was like a lotus in clear water, and I couldn't help but stare blankly at her natural beauty.

"Idiot, don't let me in!" The beauty was already showing signs of going crazy, and her undulating chest was even more charming.

I quickly made way sideways, and the beauty walked by me, and the faint fragrance fascinated me.I almost wanted to go up to sniff it fiercely, but thinking that the end might be miserable, I could only hold back.

The house is very tidy, my mother can't see any mess, everything is put away.It was still cold, but the living room was full of sunshine, so I didn't feel cold, because the whole room looked very warm under the morning light.

After Zhang Yuxin came in, she didn't sit down, but looked around in the living room, saying that she wanted to visit.

I saw that she was so natural, so I ignored her and went to wash up first.Halfway through my toothbrush, I suddenly heard a scream from outside, and I ran out quickly.As soon as I arrived at the living room, I was hit by someone with a warm and jade-filled arms, I hurried to support, but I didn't know that the beautiful woman in my arms hugged my waist tightly, in desperation, I had no choice but to raise my hands to show my innocence.But there was no one at home, and the beauty on the chest seemed overly frightened. I raised my hands and slowly lowered them, patting the back of the beauty, and it took a long time for the beauty to let go.

Realizing that something was wrong, Zhang Yuxin blushed, punched me shyly, and said, "It's cheap for you!"

"Your sudden enthusiasm caught me off guard!" I raised my hands and said, "Well, I'm not ready yet!"

"What are you thinking? I'm just scared."

"Are you scared?" Could it be the ancestor, he was so scary early in the morning, this old man is too unscrupulous, but if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have such a good fortune!The ancestors are still close!

"Well, there is a big snake on your balcony!" Zhang Yuxin said this, grabbed me, and then hid behind me, looking quite frightened.

On the balcony?Serpent?It's Lao Bai!

"Come with me, don't be afraid!" I pushed along and grabbed the hand of the beautiful woman Zhang. Anyway, she hugged me, so we will charge some interest.

Maybe it happened suddenly, or maybe she was a little scared, but Zhang Yuxin didn't pull her hand out of my clutches.Let me drag it to the balcony.On the sunniest part of the balcony, there is an old quilt, on which a large white snake is coiled there, nearly three meters long, and it is as big as a small plaque when coiled.The sunlight shone on the silvery white scales, shining brightly, adding to Lao Bai's aura.

What a beautiful snake!I knelt down and gently stroked Lao Bai's body with one hand. Lao Bai didn't move, probably because he hibernated and didn't respond!Although a snake is a cold-blooded animal, its body temperature is warmed by sunlight, so it does not feel cold to the touch.

"Ah! What are you doing? Don't wake it up, let's call someone for help!" Zhang Yuxin grabbed my other hand vigorously while dragging it.

I grabbed it and said, "Don't be afraid, this snake is raised by my family, it doesn't hurt anyone!"

"Your family? How old is such a big snake?" Zhang Yuxin is not only beautiful, but also has a high IQ. Looking at Lao Bai, he knows that he is not young.

"This, this, my grandfather raised it for decades, that's why it's so big!"

Zhang Yuxin seemed to realize something: "No wonder it's so big. Take a closer look, this snake is quite beautiful. The white snake looks so clean and doesn't smell bad, so cute!"

This beautiful girl is really interesting. A few minutes ago, she was screaming loudly in fear, wanting to die, and now she actually boasted that Lao Bai was cute. What an incredible creature.