teach me how not to be the police

()No.30 Seven-section alcohol test (Part [-])

I was concentrating on eating, when suddenly I heard Team Leader Tan's voice:

"Xiao Li, let's drink three more glasses."

I immediately raised my head, ready to speak.

Who knows, as soon as the team leader finished speaking, the lunatic went on to say:

"Why drink three cups? No, if you want to drink, you can drink one set, seven cups."After finishing speaking, he did not forget to continue to tease, "Talking about the team leader, you should listen to the voices of our masses more!"

"You return to the crowd? Is there anyone like you to do this to the crowd? To force the leader to drink like this?!" The team leader said with a smile.

"I see that you work too hard, leader. I want you to drink more and relax." The lunatic continued to tease.

"Xiao Li, the lunatics have said that, drink seven cups?!" The team leader asked for my opinion.

"Seven cups! Seven cups! Drink seven cups!" The others said in unison, they were all watching the fun, not afraid of big troubles!

The atmosphere escalated again.

drink!Can this situation not be drunk?Desperately want to drink!

I nodded.

Xiao Liu picked up the wine glasses and placed seven glasses each in front of the team leader and me. Then he picked up the wine bottle and filled all fourteen glasses.

The team leader and I each picked up a glass of wine, touched them lightly, and then dried up. Then, we drank the other six glasses of wine in the same way.

Both of them were a little excited after drinking, and I saw that Team Leader Tan's face was a little flushed, the effect of alcohol.

After drinking, the team leader patted me on the shoulder and said, "You drink very well, too."

"I still have to talk about the team leader training me well. I will try not to lose the face of the criminal investigation team when I work with you on the case!" I said.

"That's a good point! Sit down, and I'll tell you something." The team leader said and sat down himself.

"Are you interested in working in the Criminal Investigation Brigade?" Team Leader Tan looked at me and said seriously.

"I think so much, I want to join the Criminal Investigation Brigade after I graduate, but Director Wu said that the Criminal Investigation Brigade is full of talents and it's hard to get in, so I'll settle for the next best thing and go to the police station." As soon as I heard what the team leader said There is something in the words, and I will continue to say it immediately.

"The Criminal Investigation Brigade is indeed a place full of talents. There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers here. Basically everyone has unique skills. There are still many people like our Four Masters of Criminal Investigation. Director Wu's words are indeed true. What do you want to do in the Criminal Investigation Brigade?" The team leader asked again.

"I want to engage in criminal technology." I replied.

"I think you are good at criminal field work, why do you want to engage in criminal technology?" Team leader Tan was a little surprised.

"I was fortunate to participate in the '3.26' case. I admire Captain Zheng of the technical team very much. He is really amazing. He said that the perpetrator was squatting. After the case was solved and asked, the perpetrator was indeed squatting. It was as if he had seen it himself; the most amazing thing was that he said that the shoe prints belonged to a hunchback, but it turned out to be the shoes worn by a hunchback. If you don’t learn this when you are a criminal police officer, you will be at a disadvantage.” I said seriously. .

"You're right. Forensic technology is a place where achievements are made, and it also provides us with many shortcuts to investigate and solve crimes. However, it is not so easy to develop criminal technology. It is definitely not a one-day achievement. Look, Captain Zheng did it. It has been nearly ten years before I have the current level, and there are many people with a higher level than Captain Zheng. But doing criminal field work is a short and easy job, and it is easier to achieve results." Team leader Tan really tried his best to help me analyze it.

The lunatic stopped drinking after listening to us for a long time, and became anxious.

"What are you talking about, don't talk about work, everyone concentrate on drinking!" the lunatic said.

"Yes! Yes! Drink! Drink!" The team leader also thought it was inappropriate to talk about work at this time.

"Crazy brother, I'll have a drink with you! Let Adong, Ke Daxia and Xiao Liu each drink a set, okay?" I suggested.

Before the lunatic brother could speak, A Dong spoke:

"I've wanted to drink it for a long time. Officer Li has already said it. I will drink it with Daxia Ke and Xiao Liu, and you two will drink it."

"Then drink, who is afraid of whom!" the lunatic said.

"It's not good for you to drink the two of us alone?" Ke Daxia looked at A Dong and said.

"What's wrong, he said it himself, let's drink it!" Xiao Liu said.

The leader of the talking group saw that there was a lot of voices wanting to drink, and he was also happy, and said loudly, "Drink! Drink up!"

"Then aren't you free?" I asked the team leader.

"I've already drank seven cups, I'll wait for you to finish." Team leader Tan pushed.

"Brothers, can we let Team Leader Tan wait for us to drink?" I suggested.

"Never!" Everyone said in unison.

"Then what should I do?" I continued to induce.

"Ask him to drink with us. I'm so busy with my girlfriend that I don't even have time to talk about it. He will drink with us to comfort my wounded heart." After finishing speaking, Daxia Ke pretended to be pitiful.

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Talk about the team leader, how about you follow?" I joked.

"From then on, I've had three drinks at the head office!" The team leader Tan was giving in.

"Three cups is three cups!" the lunatic said, and I nodded in agreement, while the others acquiesced.

The team leader also stood up happily, "Brothers, let's not say anything, just one word, drink!"

I saw a piece of neck leaning back, then lowering my head, and then leaning my neck back again. . . . .

After this group finished drinking, I also became interested and a little excited. I took the time to eat the food. After eating the food, I immediately stood up and said:

"Talking about the team leader, I am happy to be able to work with you and handle cases with the four outstanding criminal investigators. I like your bold personality and feel very kind. We don't need cups to drink, it's too troublesome, we use bowls Drink, I respect you a bowl!"

The team leader looked at me with wide eyes and asked, "Drink from a bowl? Do you really drink from a bowl?"

"Yes! Drink from a bowl!" I replied.

"This is really talented people from generation to generation! Okay, let's drink from a bowl!" The team leader was also very interested.

Seeing us talking about drinking from a bowl, Ah Dong also stood up and said:

"I also drink from a bowl. The three of you represent each other, okay?"

"This kind of thing must be done by a lunatic!" Ke Daxia immediately expressed his opinion.

As soon as the lunatic heard what Ke Daxia said, he immediately stood up, stretched out his hand, and was about to pick up Ke Daxia. When Ke Daxia saw the lunatic stand up, he stretched out his hands, and immediately stood up, jumped out of the seat, avoided the lunatic's big hand, and put it The posture of flying legs at any time, looking at the lunatic cheerfully, means that if you make a move, I will make a move.

Seeing his funny face, we all laughed.

The boss just came to serve the food. Seeing Daxia Ke's fight, his face turned pale with fright, and he said pitifully, "Don't fight with me, I'm just doing a small business. Please."

When everyone heard what the boss said and looked at his pitiful appearance, they all burst into tears with laughter.

Seeing that we were still laughing, the boss became even more anxious, "Don't fight, can you? I won't charge you money later, is it okay?"

Seeing the boss being so funny, we all covered our stomachs and laughed, except the lunatic and Daxia Ke.

Team leader Tan smiled and patted the table, "Boss, it's none of your business, bring the bowl!"

"Are you guys going to eat?" the boss asked, and then added, "You guys are going to eat before the dishes are finished?" He was confused.

"We drink from bowls!" I said.

"I'm so drunk that I'm almost fighting, you still drink from a bowl?!" The boss became even more anxious.

"They're just kidding, you bring the bowl!" Team Leader Tan said.

"It's like this!" The boss hurriedly put down the dishes and took the bowl.

Seeing that Madman and Ke Daxia were still standing, Team Leader Tan spoke again:

"Okay! Okay! Sit down! Crazy drink! Crazy drink!"

The lunatic became even more anxious: "This is not work, why do I always drink it every time! I won't sit down!" It seemed that he was destined to drink the wine after sitting down.

Everyone laughed again.

The boss took six small bowls and distributed one in front of everyone. After distributing the bowls, he shook his head, sighed, and left.

"Why don't you two rock, scissors, and paper, whoever loses will drink?" I suggested.

"This is fine, but three people must participate, and Xiao Liu must also participate." Seeing the possibility of not drinking, the lunatic immediately agreed.

"Crazy brother, don't get involved with me." Xiao Liu was anxious.

"You are afraid of drinking alcohol, how dare you talk about friends?! You deserve to have no girlfriend!" The lunatic enlightened.

"Okay, I'll take part too." Xiao Liu reluctantly agreed.

"Hero Ke, what about you?" the team leader asked.

"I have no objection, it's fair." Ke Daxia retracted his legs and said while standing.

Then, there are Madman, Daxia Ke, and Xiao Liu, rock, scissors, and cloth.

Unfortunately, Daxia Ke and Xiao Liu both made stones, while the lunatic made knives.

"I said it was you who drank it, but you still don't agree!" Daxia Ke said cheerfully.

Xiao Liu also covered his mouth and snickered!

"Okay, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, I'll drink!" The lunatic was really happy.

After checking everything was confirmed, I first poured myself a bowl of wine, then poured more than half of the bowl in front of the team leader, then picked up the bowl and said:

"Talking about the team leader, I respect you! I do it first and I respect you!"

Picking up the bowl, I drank it. The wine slowly entered my throat and flowed into my stomach, feeling hot.

After finishing the wine in the bowl, I picked up the bowl and turned it upside down, which meant that there was not a drop of wine left. Then I sat down and ate the food quickly.

Everyone applauded.

The boss looked at it again with empty hands, and left when he saw that there was nothing wrong.

The team leader watched me eat the food. After I took a few bites, I looked up and saw that he was still looking at me, so I stopped eating and looked at him.

"Xiao Li, you can drink more than I imagined! Very good! I appreciate you as a brother! I drank this bowl of wine!"

After speaking, the team leader stood up, picked up the bowl and started to drink. After taking a big sip, he stopped immediately, took a long breath, then let out a long breath, and then drank the rest of the wine.

After drinking the wine in the bowl, he squinted his eyes, shook his head, and turned the bowl upside down, which meant that there was not a drop of wine left. Then, he sat down, picked up the chopsticks, and quickly ate the food.

We all applauded and shouted.

Seeing that we had finished drinking, A Dong also stood up and said:

"Crazy brother, congratulations on winning the lottery. I respect you, do it first!"

The lunatic shook his head, with helplessness on his face, he also picked up the bowl, touched A Dong, and said loudly, "Just do it!"

Both of them drank in two sips.

After the first sip, he also took a long breath, and then let out a long breath, and then drank the rest of the wine.

After drinking, he was the same as the team leader: squinting, shaking his head, turning the bowl upside down, then sat down, and quickly ate the food.

Everyone applauded again.

After applauding, everyone eats food.

Just eat the vegetables, no one dares to mention drinking, and Xiao Liu will not pour wine for everyone.

After eating for a long time, no one said to drink alcohol. Daxia Ke looked at me and said maliciously: "Xiao Li, we talked with the team leader and said that today we will test your alcohol tolerance. I haven't drunk well yet, why don't we Have a drink?"

"Since I proposed to drink from a bowl, I have to drink two bowls anyway. Hero Ke is so interested, I will risk my life to accompany Junzi!" I did not show weakness.

It was lively again, and everyone applauded vigorously.

After the boss finished serving the dishes, he also stood by and watched us.

As soon as I finished speaking, Xiao Liu quickly filled the bowls of Daxia Ke and me with wine, the kind of wine that can't be poured when it is full.

This little Liu, who has seven teas and eight wines, you should pour less!I thought to myself.

Once the wine was full, the two of us stood up almost at the same time, and no one was afraid of standing up too late, so we had the intention of admitting defeat.

"One bite, or two?" Ke Daxia asked me.

"Ke Daxia is here, how can he do it in two bites! It must be in one bite!" I replied.

Then, the two bowls collided, and the wine in Daxia Ke's bowl flowed out with the collision.

"Xiao Liu, Man Up! Man Up!" Ke Daxia said.

"It's so bold!" I admired from the bottom of my heart.

After Ke Daxia's glass was full, we didn't touch each other again, for fear of spilling the wine.

The two lowered their heads, touched the mouth of the bowl with their lips, and slowly turned the bowl upwards. The wine in the bowl also slowly flowed into our mouths. As the bowl was turned, our heads were raised, and finally we all looked up. He nodded his head, and did not put down the bowl until the wine in the bowl could no longer drip out, and the person sat down.

"Ke Daxia, you can drink a lot!" I continued to admire.

"Xiao Li, you are also good at drinking, so it's fun to drink with you!" Daxia Ke gave a thumbs up with his right hand.

I also gave my right thumb to Daxia Ke.

I ate another dish.

Xiao Liu stood up again, "Brother, I dare not drink with you from a bowl, I'm afraid. How about I drink seven cups with you?"

It seems that none of the four outstanding criminal investigators is weak!

I need time to adjust, I just wait for Xiao Liu to drink first.

Xiao Liu poured a full cup, then drank one cup, then filled another cup, drank another cup, one cup after another, and slowly finished seven cups.

Everyone watched him drink.

When Xiao Liu finished drinking, I followed suit and drank seven cups one after another.

As soon as I finished drinking, the team leader took the lead in applauding, and everyone followed suit.

After applauding, the team leader Tan said:

"That's the end of today's wine, no more. After passing the test of the Four Masters of Criminal Investigation, Comrade Xiao Li is completely qualified! Let's eat, and then, go home and sleep!"

Everyone applauded again, even the boss standing next to him applauded.

I thought, shouldn't the boss be applauding to celebrate that we finally finished drinking? !