New World War II Eagle Strikes the Sky

September 9th, Klute Atoll.The combined fleet of Yamamoto 24 is stationed here.On this day, an army officer with a low rank but a great influence came here to see the commander of the United Fleet Yamamoto 56.This 56-year-old military officer wearing a pair of round glasses is the most famous troublemaker in the General Staff Headquarters-Tsuji Masanobu.Speaking of this buddy, it is definitely a masterpiece.Later, someone on the Internet discussed the most tragic combination during World War II.The way is: the general of perfume (France, the most famous is perfume), the staff of Nihong (transliteration of ri), the soldier of macaroni (this needs no explanation, Italy), and the headmaster (chairman) counterintelligence.

Needless to say, the generals of Perfume, the world's number one army is entrusted to them to command, and it can be finished in a few weeks. The same captain." Therefore, ranking first in the most tragic combination is well deserved.

The macaroni soldiers have always loved peace. It is said that in North Africa, once, a small number of British tanks charged towards the Italian anti-tank artillery position. At the beginning, the Italians fired back. Just after shooting for 2 minutes, the Italians suddenly stopped resisting , Raising the white flag, when the British asked the reason, the Italians said confidently: "Because our? ammunition? box was not opened with a crowbar, so we were forced to surrender."

The principal's counter-espionage, see all kinds of spy movies that are super popular recently, the principal has never taken advantage of it.When working with Ri himself, even under the nose of the anti-espionage agency, the vice president was successfully instigated by others and even successfully absconded.No wonder the principal's spy agencies all have the word "unification", they are indeed very similar to some kind of "barrel".

As for Nihong's staff officer, it is not a fuel-efficient lamp. The junior staff officers of the Japanese Army are a group of particularly crazy people. They dare to do anything in order to wear the general's epaulets as soon as possible.Among them, there is no such phrase as "defying the disapproval of the world".What they are best at is not assisting the general in formulating detailed battle plans, but deciding the tasks of the superiors according to their own hobbies.The boss of this group of buddies is Ishihara Waner, a damned eunuch (this buddy likes to hang an ancestral super long samurai sword everywhere to pretend to be 13, once when he went out to ride a horse, when he got off the horse, in order to pretend to be 13, he directly from the Immediately jumped down. As a result, a tragedy happened: one end of the extra-long samurai sword hit the ground, and the other end, the handle, hit Ishihara’s nipples. As a result, I was really hurt—Dandu Broken. Later, this person will have no children or grandchildren).That guy has been a factor affecting stability and unity since he was a child.It is said that when this buddy was in the third grade of middle school, he sketched in an art class. This buddy handed in a very realistic work: a very cute little penis, with a line of words on the side: "My baby, painted on Toilet, October 9.18st." (If you just joke about your own little girl, you will be punished!) The best thing about this buddy is to launch the 918 incident.At that time, these buddies didn't even discuss with Guan (the) commander of the Eastern Army, and decided to do it themselves. (Actually, the commander of the Eastern Army of Seki (that) also knows, but for some reason he is pretending not to know) But these buddies——Lieutenant Commander Ishihara Kanji, Colonel (That) Kashisei Shiro, Major Hanaya Masa, and Major Imada Shintaro ——I didn't pay too much attention to secrecy, and let the staff headquarters know about it.So the General Staff Headquarters sent a deputy director of the Operations Department, Miji Takekawa, to Fengtian to prevent the Guan (that) Eastern Army from messing around. As soon as he arrived at the Guan (that) Eastern Army, he was pulled by Masao Hanagu to drink, and then he was put down , and when the wine sobers up, [-] is done.Xiao Liuzi's Northeast Army has been completely disarmed, and Shi Yuan and others are busy counting the spoils. No, it should be said that they are captured, not spoils, because there has been no battle at all.

Immediately after the incident, Wanji Ishihara was promoted to the rank of Dazuo, and was promoted to the chief of the War Guidance Section of the General Staff Headquarters, and then concurrently served as the chief of the core section of the General Staff Headquarters—the chief of the Operations Section of the First Department (Operation Department). In 1937, he was promoted to the first head of the General Staff Headquarters.Because of the success of the "Manchuria Incident", Kanji Ishihara and Seishiro Ita (that) Gaki became heroes throughout Japan.

With this precedent of taking a shortcut to get promoted, the atmosphere will be broken later.In order to be promoted, the big guys swarmed up, and all kinds of "incidents" popped up like dog pee after the rain.Among these people was Staff Officer Tsuji Masanobu who was now in Kroot.

The staff officer Tsuji Masanobu also has a lot of criminal records. In 1937, he served as the staff officer of the Northern China Front Army. After a small test, the "July 1939th Incident" occurred. In the name of General Kenkichi Ueda, the commander of the Eastern Army, he drafted and issued a "Outline for the Handling of the Manchurian-Soviet Border", openly encouraging the front-line troops to provoke the Soviet army, which resulted in the "Nomenkan Incident". The Japanese army was beaten up by Zhukov's mechanized troops at Nuomenkan, losing troops and losing generals.As a result, the commander of the Kan (that) Eastern Army, Ueda Kenkichi, was dismissed due to the unprecedented defeat of the Japanese Army. As for the staff of Tsuji Masanobu, well, it was not easy to mix with the Kan (that) Eastern Army, so he changed to a different place As an official, he went to Taiwan to continue to be a scourge.

In July 42, the staff headquarters accidentally released this guy and went to the headquarters of the 7th Army to investigate.This time, the sea is wide and the fish is leaping, and the sky is high and the birds are flying. On July 17th, after Masanobu Tsuji arrived at Davao, Philippines, where the headquarters of the 7th Army is located, he immediately instructed the 15th Army: "Use both land and sea to attack Port Moresby immediately. ".This buddy has improved again, this time even the emperor's name has been embezzled.

第17军当然觉得奇怪，天皇啥时候直接指挥皇军了？但是这是参谋本部作战班长传达的天皇陛下的命令谁敢反对？不怕“天诛国贼”？于是7月18ri百武晴吉就下达了军作战命令，7月21ri那个调查支队翻过了欧文斯坦利山，开始了作战行动。连第17军的司令部都干脆从达沃搬到拉包尔去了。

Who knew that on July 7th, Chief Operations Section Chief Hattori Takushiro came angrily to ask the 25th Army if the investigation results had come out. Only then did everyone know that this was Masanobu Tsuji talking nonsense again. .

Lieutenant Commander Takayama Shingo, the squad leader of the Combat Division, asked Hattori, "What should I do? Do you want to engage in military law?"

But you have to admit that sometimes the scourge is character.Hattori thought for a long time before saying: "This has something to do with the face of the base camp. If it spreads out, it will make people doubt the command system of the base camp. Besides, the battle has already begun, and it is useless to punish Tsuji-kun. It is better for everyone to work hard to win the battle. First Call Tsuji-kun back and talk."That means "let bygones be bygones."

Later, the Army suffered a loss in Guadalcanal.If you suffer a loss, you will suffer a loss, but if you admit it, you will get it.As the saying goes: If you are always floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not be knifed.He also said: If you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.But the Great Japanese Imperial Army has really never suffered any losses.When I suffered a sudden loss, my first reaction was not to quickly throw out the junk stock Guadalcanal Island to clear the position and stop the loss, but to continue to eat in line with the belief of "wherever I fall, I will get up from there", and continue to invest in Guadalcanal Island one after another. The island increased its troops.As a result, it was tragic to be locked up again.

Obviously, without heavy weapons, no matter how many people go up, they can't beat the airport.But if the airport is not resolved, not to mention that heavy weapons will definitely not be delivered, even ammunition and food will not be delivered.The more people go up, the more and more people will starve to death.So a logical cycle comparable to the chicken laying the egg and the egg laying the chicken appeared.Lu Jun was dizzy in this circle, and he couldn't get out no matter how he got around.After much deliberation, I had no choice but to condescend to ask the Navy for help.

But when it came to who to send to the Navy for help, trouble arose.Just as the navy has always looked down on the "bumps" of the army, the army has always looked down on the playboys of the navy who have to eat according to the British rules.Who wants to lose this person?In the end, everyone said, "Did Tsuji-kun get into trouble last time, didn't you deal with it? Let him take the blame and make meritorious service." So Masanobu Tsuji, the scourge, was released again and sent to the navy.It's hard to say whether the army sent such a scourge to frame the navy. Anyway, Yamamoto didn't say a good word when he mentioned Masanobu Tsuji in his diary.Of course, at that time, Tsuji Masanobu did not say anything good about the Navy. He almost put all the responsibility for the failure of Guadalcanal Island on the Navy.

But at this time, Tsuji Masanobu had a really good impression of the Navy.First of all, the heroic appearance of Yamato, the world's largest ship with a standard displacement of 65,000 tons and a full load displacement of 72,808 tons, shocked Masanobu Tsuji.Then he was very moved by the hospitality of the Navy.

Masanobu Tsuji used to scold the navy publicly and sexually, but this time he was on the ground of the navy, and he thought he would be abused by the navy.As a result, after boarding the Yamato, Yamamoto had no time to see him on the first day, so the navy arranged for him to eat and sleep first.As a result, all of a sudden, the misunderstanding came out.

Originally, the navy really prepared a pair of small shoes for him, and first excused that Staff Tsuji was working too hard, so he went to the room to rest first?Just dump him in the worst stateroom on the Yamato.When it was time to eat, I just took a box lunch and threw it to him as a treat.

But the problem is that Tsuji Masanobu didn't have too many opportunities to be on the navy's ship before. The most recent time was July 7th when he took the navy's "Asagi" destroyer-a 24-year-old warship.I can't eat well or sleep well.Needless to say, the conditions were poor.Now that I'm on the Yamato, it's like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.The Navy threw him into the worst guest room, but this buddy didn’t realize that he was being abused. Instead, he thought: Navy is so kind, let me live like a five-star hotel, not only has a super clean and super soft big bed, There is also a du li toilet, which is still full of high-end goods.At least better than anywhere in the Army.When it was time to eat, in order to prevent him from finding out that the navy didn't give him delicious food, the navy simply didn't let him go to the restaurant and gave him a boxed meal.But when Tsuji Masanobu opened the lunch box, he found that there was fish and meat inside, which one tasted better?Recalling the "daily" diet of the Navy on the destroyer "Asagi", I thought of how I had always spared no effort to attack the Navy, and how the Navy treated me so generously, so that my food and accommodation were better than a five-star hotel Yes, I was so moved that tears came out.

However, Masanobu Tsuji didn't know yet that one of the functions of the Yamato was really a luxury hotel.After the world's number one battleship was launched, Emperor Hirohito lived on the ship for a few days in order to show his cordial concern for the navy, accompanied by a large number of high-ranking officials and nobles.To accommodate the visiting Emperor and members of the royal family, Yamato's accommodation and dining conditions have been designed to the highest standards from the very beginning.So much so that he deliberately wanted to abuse the army's country bumpkins, but he still misunderstood them reversely.

The next day, Masanobu Tsuji met the combined fleet commander Yamamoto 56.The conversation between the two went smoothly. Masanobu Tsuji felt that General Yamamoto was extremely kind.

In fact, Yamamoto is not kind. There are two reasons for Tsuji Masanobu's feeling.

First, the navy was built strictly according to the standards of the British Royal Navy, and every move is imitated by the British, and gentlemanly demeanor is of course included-even if you want to bite you to death, you must put on your white gloves before you bite.

Second, Yamamoto himself has a guilty conscience.The army did this, but the navy was actually cheated.And Yamamoto hasn't cultivated to the state where he can still face others without changing his face like Tsuji Masanobu did.

As a result, the Navy once again misunderstood Tsuji Masanobu.

The two parties reached an agreement, and the navy agreed to send valuable battleships.Tsuji Masanobu left satisfied.

As soon as Tsuji Masanobu left, Yamamoto once again received instructions from Naval Minister Nagano (that one) to cultivate himself: "Don't destroy the warship!"