Little peasant against the sky

Just as Niu Xiaobao was constantly popping stones with whistling sounds in the woods, flying stones happily, he suddenly heard the footsteps of the blue widow coming.

Niu Xiaobao felt that his hearing had also improved a lot.

"Hey! Xiaobao, why are there so many dead birds! They seem to have just died!" The blue widow just entered the woods, and looked at the dozens of birds, large and small, that Niu Xiaobao shot down with flying stones, and exclaimed.

"Smash it down for me, what's so strange about it."

Niu Xiaobao smiled and came over.

He looked up and down the blue widow who had changed her clothes: white short-sleeved shirt and black breeches.

The short-sleeved shirt is a bit thin, making the Blue Widow appear bigger and taller, and the breeches underneath are tight-fitting elastic breeches.

Still a vacuum.

In fact, even Niu Xiaobao has big pants and a big short-sleeved shirt.

On a hot day, wearing a small underwear inside is not a crime.

"Aunt Lan, are you tempting me, Niu Xiaobao? Look how strong you are today!" Niu Xiaobao stared at Lan Widow's proud twin peaks with blurred eyes. "And the place below you, ah, haha."

The elastic close-fitting black breeches made the blue widow's place even more bulging and furrowed.

"Si Xiaobao, I think you have to quickly find a wife for you if you want an aunt. Haha, seeing a woman like this makes you lose your soul."

"It goes without saying that at my age, there are no ones who get married and have children, haha, but, if you don't mind Aunt Lan, you can just marry your Xiaohong to me."

Niu Xiaobao said shamelessly.

Ji Xiaohong, the daughter of Widow Lan, is about the same size as Niu Xiaobao. However, Ji Xiaohong is a good student. She just entered the third year of the county's first high school and just stayed at home for a week during the summer vacation.

"Fart, you don't pee in the mirror to take a look at your ass, are you worthy of my Xiaohong? Besides, you have to respect your future mother-in-law if you try to trick my little Hong. How can a thief stare at me, the future mother-in-law's little son-in-law all day long?"

"Haha, staring at you, it's Aunt Lan, you are attractive, forget it, then I won't stare at you from now on, you have a chance to tell Xiaohong in the future, how about it?"

"Daydream, Niu Xiaobao, you really started to daydream in broad daylight. It's very beautiful. Don't you think that Xiaohong will go to college in the future and work in a big city. Even if you close your eyes and touch a man, it will be better than yours." Niu Xiaobao is a lame sheep-herding boy. Also, you said that you are Aunt Lan, but I know that little thing under you is half a catty. I married my daughter to you. Didn’t I make my daughter a widow? Tsk tsk, wake up Come on, Niu Xiaobao!"

Blue Widow made a good sarcasm.

"Hey, Niu Xiaobao, I said you were lame, but today I found that something is wrong with you. Your legs don't seem to be lame anymore."

Blue Widow looked around Niu Xiaobao.

"Hehe, what's the matter, I'm not lame anymore, so I'm going to marry your daughter to me, Niu Xiaobao. I regret it now."

Niu Xiaobao pursed his lips and said.

Niu Xiaobao then told the widow blue about the version where he met the wild dog last night.

"Shit luck, shit luck, haha, I didn't expect a wild dog to cure my lame leg, hahaha."

The blue widow sat down on the grass, laughing. "Xiaobao, take two steps, take two steps and let your Aunt Lan take a look."

"Let's go, look carefully, I can not only walk, but I can also dance."

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Niu Xiaobao jumped up suddenly, his feet were more than two meters above the ground, and then he pushed his hands on the tree trunk with a "slap", his body bounced back, and just landed in front of the blue widow, and rolled down beside her.

"Aunt Lan, I'm so hungry."

With lightning speed, Niu Xiaobao lifted up the blue widow's white short-sleeved shirt, stretched out his hand and grabbed one of the big red dates of the blue widow in his hand, and sucked that big red date into his mouth.

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Niu Xiaobao tried his best to taste the big red dates with his mouth.

"Oh, my mother, oh, you little treasure, you, you treat your mother-in-law like this!"

Lan Widow wanted to withdraw her nipple from Niu Xiaobao's mouth, but Niu Xiaobao's grip was too tight, she didn't dare to drag it out forcefully.

She could only scold and beat Niu Xiaobao's body at the same time. Seeing that Niu Xiaobao was still eating vigorously, the blue widow couldn't hold it anymore, and felt her body was a little crispy!

If that's the case, today I'll give it to Niu Xiaobao, a dead boy.

You are not benevolent and I am not righteous.

Widow Lan was quick to wit, and reached out to dig under Niu Xiaobao!

When the blue widow's hand was 0 cm away from Niu Xiaobao's cannon, Niu Xiaobao spat out the blue widow's head with a "poof", and a kite turned over and jumped up.

Hmph, Blue Widow, my cannon is something you can touch if you want!

At present, my cannon doesn't want to show you the blue widow easily, or I, Niu Xiaobao, have lived there.

"Oh, I'm so hungry, I can't get a drop of milk after eating for a long time. It seems that I still need to be self-reliant. By the way, there is barbecue."

Niu Xiaobao picked up a dozen large and small birds that he shot down with flying stones, then picked up dry branches, took out a lighter from his pocket and ignited a pile of dry branches.

When stocking, he often burns corn and sweet potatoes for nothing, so although Niu Xiaobao doesn't smoke, he still carries a lighter with him.

"Aunt Lan, I'll catch a few more fish and grill them. You roast the birds first."

Niu Xiaobao snorkeled and caught two big grass carp last night. Thinking about having the function of seeing through his eyes, it is not for nothing.

When he arrived at the river, he took off all his clothes, plunged into the river water, kicked a few times, and quickly got into the deep water area of ​​four or five meters deep. The bottom of the water was still a little dark, but Niu Xiaobao used his own see-through eyes. affect your vision.

Since the strength is also much greater, I thought quickly at the bottom of the water, and when I saw a black fish more than two feet long, I kicked it a few times, stretched out my hand and grabbed it tightly.

Then he quickly swam to the shore and smashed the fish's skull with a stone, not afraid that the fish would take the opportunity to jump into the water, so he dived to the bottom again and found a black fish more than two feet long after a while.

Black fish tastes much better than grass carp and carp, and has fewer fish bones.

Because these snakeheaded fish are relatively difficult to catch, they are sold at high prices in the fish market.

Niu Xiaobao plopped into the river again.

Just now he saw a small wild turtle at the bottom of the water, and wanted to see if there was a big wild turtle to catch one up.

The nutritional value of soft-shelled turtles is much higher.

Black fish costs 15 yuan per catty, and wild soft-shelled turtle flowers cost at least 150 yuan per catty. If you can catch a large wild turtle weighing more than ten catties, it will cost more than 1000 yuan!

This kind of soft-shelled turtle is very difficult to catch, even if someone offers two hundred and one catties, they may not be able to buy it.

Bang bang luck today.

After diving under the water for 2 minutes, I saw a wild turtle the size of a washbasin hidden in the sand with my perspective eyes. Niu Xiaobao stuck his hands into the sand and caught a wild turtle. Tossed out.

It weighs ten pounds.

Niu Xiaobao was overjoyed, kicked his feet fiercely, and surfaced the struggling turtle with both hands.