Little peasant against the sky

"Oh, you little treasure, you really deserve to die!"

The blue widow slumped down.

The seductive finger was still firmly hooked there.

Niu Xiaobao pushed hard, "Get up!" All of a sudden, he supported Lan Widow's Daping buttocks with his hands.

Since the adventure last night, Niu Xiaobao's strength has grown desperately. Even if it weighs three or four hundred catties, it feels like he can lift it all at once, not to mention the one hundred catty blue widow.

The blue widow who was about to collapse to the ground was supported by Niu Xiaobao and stood up.What's more terrible is, where did Niu Xiaobao hook that finger!It's a place that leads to the soul.

"Xiao Xiaobao, quickly pull out the pouch, I, I, I... I can't help it, babble..." Widow Lan suddenly trembled!

Wow

The sound of turning on the faucet!

Niu Xiaobao felt as if his hands were suddenly doused with hot water.

In an instant, there was a small watery pool above the ground.

"Oh, you blue widow, you're so inexperienced, haha, you're so pissed off in broad daylight!" Niu Xiaobao pulled his hand out from under the blue widow with a strong force, and put it on his own. Take a sniff on your nose: "Well, it's so coquettish, it's the urine of the blue widow, hahaha."

"I, I was holding back my urine and wanted to drain the water after I washed the dishes. Who told you to put your damn hand on my place? Even if it was changed, no one could help it. Damn Xiaobao, look at me. you!"

Widow Lan swung her palm towards Niu Xiaobao.

Niu Xiaobao grabbed Lan Widow's wrist and held it firmly on it. "Oh, Aunt Lan, I couldn't see clearly last night, let me see if it's really a white tiger today!"

After Niu Xiaobao finished speaking, he suddenly tore off the blue widow's underpants with his other hand.

"Yah, you damn thing! You're dead."

Blue Widow bent down and stretched out her hands to grab the big pants.

However, even at that moment, Niu Xiaobao saw it clearly.

In fact, Niu Xiaobao was just putting on a show, he had already been identified from the back just now.

Such a sudden, so that the blue widow can still tell the white fart.

Didn't the blue widow insist that it wasn't the white tiger's in the river last night? In broad daylight, she saw everything. You can't say that I, Niu Xiaobao, are blind. By the way, my blind eye is right now. Not only can you see things, but you can also see through them!

However, if I don't tell you, the blue widow, that my blind left eye has a perspective function, I can see clearly with my right eye.

"Xiaobao, can you not make such a loud voice? It's always white tigers and white tigers. You just need to know it. What a fuss, I want the whole village to know! Your Aunt Lan still wants to find another man to partner with. , You, you want Aunt Lan to be a widow for the rest of her life."

For a scoundrel like Niu Xiaobao, Widow Lan really had nothing to do. It seemed that he was so fierce, Widow Lan could only speak softly.

In the countryside, there is the view of Baihu Kefu, who has died for three husbands, which makes the blue widow regard the white tiger as a taboo.

Niu Xiaobao didn't have such a consciousness, but just felt curious.

"Oh, okay, don't worry, I will keep this secret for you, haha. Oh, by the way, I had breakfast so late today, was it too crazy last night, I slept until the sun burned my ass today Woke up. Well, I guess you didn’t feel satisfied after the work was over, and you played for a long time with the cucumbers I picked in the melon shed, why are you so tired, right?”

When the widow blue heard Niu Xiaobao's words, she was startled. My God, I can't bear Niu Xiaobao to play with others last night. I called the anxious Yang Jianguo in the river last night to go back to play that. I guess Niu Xiaobao is the one. The brat figured it out.

However, when I got home by myself, I really didn't feel happy. I picked up a big cucumber picked from Niu Xiaobao's melon shed and played for a while.

Niu Xiaobao also knows this.

how can that be possible?

"Xiaobao, you, how do you know so clearly? Have you been following me?"

He guessed it right for himself, Niu Xiaobao curled his mouth, "Hehe, Aunt Lan, you don't want to cheat on me for anything, I'll figure it out just by pinching my fingers."

Niu Xiaobao started talking nonsense.

"Si Xiaobao, I think you have enough energy in your mouth. I think if there is a business in this world where you can make money by bragging, haha, then you, Niu Xiaobao, can definitely make a lot of money. However, apart from bragging What else can you do, oh, yes, you still bully a lonely old woman like me, don't you?"

The blue widow was treated badly by Niu Xiaobao today, her bottom was dripping wet, and now her big pants were still dripping with urine.

This Niu Xiaobao made Lan Widow angry and helpless.

"Tsk tsk, why did Aunt Lan become an old woman? Haha, how can there be such a rare old woman? In the hearts of the men in our village, you are more attractive than those big girls with yellow flowers. Think about last night. I couldn’t stop taking a shower, so I called someone to get it done before I finished washing, haha.”

If it weren't for the phone call yesterday, the blue widow wouldn't have run away in such a hurry, maybe I would have killed you blue widow on the spot in the river last night.

Last night, my little second brother probably wouldn't let Widow Lan see him, maybe after she got on the ride, Widow Lan didn't feel good enough to ridicule me, Niu Xiaobao.

However, fortunately, God has the virtue of being good at life, hehe, let me change the shotgun to the cannon overnight.

I saw your blue widow dripping with urine today, and I'm not in the mood to give you a heavy weapon like my cannon, so I'll save you from entanglement!

Show off at the critical moment, and see if you, Blue Widow, want to kneel and lick me, Niu Xiaobao!

"I, the blue widow, rushed to give someone a ride after a phone call. What's the matter? Don't be jealous, haha, who makes people's big guy easy to use? If you have a good guy, my blue The widow also lets you ride, but as for your little finger-sized thing, that stunted little thing, don’t get your Aunt Lan’s idea as soon as possible, I think your Aunt Lan is a waste of time. Forget it, I’ll change it The clothes are gone, you kid will drive my sheep to the East River Beach first, and I will go there later."

After speaking, the blue widow went into the house with her big butt twisted to change her big pants.