The best eunuch

After Liang Xin cleaned up the traces of accumulated hair in the early morning, he simply washed up. When he was fetching water in the water tank, Liang Xin looked at his own appearance through the reflection of the water surface.Hmm, very handsome.With sword eyebrows and star eyes, and a face like a crown of jade, she is more than ten times more handsome than her previous life.

After combing his hair, putting on his clothes, shoes, pantyhose, and hat, Liang Xin once again looked at himself through the reflection on the water surface of the water tank before leaving the house: "Hello, I'm so loud (Hello everyone, I'm Andy Lau) Cantonese)" Liang Xin smiled after imitating Andy Lau's accent, and the confusion and pressure of time travel dissipated a lot.

As soon as he left the house, Xiaochunzi rushed up to greet him: "Oh, you are too slow, I have been waiting for you for a long time. Hurry up, if you go late, you will not get it until next month." Silver."

Xiao Chunzi is a young eunuch who works with Xiao Fuzi in the Imperial Medicine Academy. His work content is the same as Xiao Fuzi's, he tests medicines for the nobles in the palace.

Along the way, Xiao Chunzi was telling Liang Xin what he would do after receiving the money, such as buying a better set of Four Treasures of the Study for his younger brother outside the palace, and buying new clothes for his father outside the palace. Just save it for the little sister in the family as a dowry, etc...

Liang Xin was a little moved when he heard this, and couldn't help asking: "Don't you spend some money for yourself?"

Xiao Chunzi looked at Liang Xin a little strangely: "We are all eunuchs, why should we spend money for ourselves?"

Liang Xin was speechless for a while. Looking at history in the past, he always saw those literary masters condemning the eunuchs for flattering them and taking power, but who really had a serious understanding of the inner world of the eunuchs?

In the Northern Song Dynasty, eunuchs had quite a lot of monthly allowances. Generally, the eunuchs with no grades in the palace had consistent monthly allowances. However, eunuchs with high-risk jobs like Liang Xin’s monthly allowances were enough. There are two.

Although Xiao Chunzi was urging him hard, in fact, when Liang Xin and the others arrived, Eunuch Qian had only just started to distribute money.After waiting for less than a cup of tea, Liang Xin and Xiao Chunzi received the monthly payment.

Liang Xin and Xiao Chunzi were just about to leave but were stopped by three eunuchs. Xiao Chunzi looked up at the three eunuchs and immediately saluted: "Eunuch Hai, Eunuch Yun, Eunuch Li."

Liang Xin's fusion memory is also related to these three eunuchs.The three of them are all eunuchs in Jinxiu Palace. Recently, nobleman Lan in Jinxiu Palace has been favored by the emperor, so the status of the three of them in the palace has also risen along with their masters.

Eunuch Hai Fuhai looked at Xiaochunzi with a smile and said, "Xiaochunzi, have you received the monthly money?"

"Got it, thank you, Eunuch Hai, for your concern." Xiaochunzi responded with a bow.

The smile in Hai Fu's eyes became even bigger: "Since you have received the money, then pay back the money you owe me."

"Money owed to you?" Xiao Chunzi was slightly stunned: "Didn't I pay back all the money I borrowed from Eunuch Hai before? It also added interest."

"It's true that interest has been added, but there are not many calculations for interest." Hai Fu took out a small wooden abacus from his waist and said, "According to the rules, borrowing money has nine out of ten and thirteen returns. You asked me to borrow it." Yiguan money, I borrowed it for a total of three months. According to the rules, you have to pay me back [-] Wen. But in fact, you only repaid me [-] Wen, which is still [-] Wen short."

"This..." Xiaochunzi was illiterate, so how could he be counted as such.But Liang Xin is different, he did it in a pawnshop, and the nine out of thirteen returns were originally invented by the pawnshop to exploit the poor.

Liang Xin smiled softly: "Xiaochunzi, this is your fault. It is only natural to pay back the debt. You should pay back the money you owe to Eunuch Hai."

Xiao Chunzi looked at Liang Xin in surprise, his eyes were both startled and angry: "Little Fuzi, you..."

Liang Xin reached out and took a tael of silver from Xiaochunzi's hand, threw it away and said, "This tael of silver is equivalent to one thousand Wen, even if I give you a tael of silver to return the two hundred Wen to Eunuch Hai, you have to find me first." Eight hundred words."

"I don't have any small money for you now, don't worry, I will ask Xiao Yunzi to send you the change money to the Royal Pharmacy tomorrow." With a smile on his face, Eunuch Hai looked at the money in Liang Xin's hand. The silver is bare.

"This..." Liang Xin showed a look of embarrassment, and Eunuch Hai immediately said: "Why don't you do this, how about I write you a document and give you a proof if you say nothing?"

"That's no problem." Liang Xin threw a tael of silver to Eunuch Hai.Then Eunuch Hai asked Xiao Yunzi to borrow the Four Treasures of the Study and cinnabar inkpad from Eunuch Qian.

When Eunuch Hai picked up the brush and was about to write, Liang Xin approached him with a flattering smile and said, "Eunuch Hai, I used to go to a private school in my hometown for two years, so I can write a few words without any problem. Ghostwriter, how about you just sign it later?"

"Okay, okay, you are really sensible, if we are short of people in Jinxiu Palace in the future, I will transfer you to our Jinxiu Palace." Eunuch Hai said and handed the brush to Liang Xin.

"Then I would like to thank Eunuch Hai for taking care of it." Liang Xin smiled and wrote a few lines on the paper with a brush in his hand.After finishing writing, Liang Xin then gently dried the ink and read: "Today, Xiao Chunzi from the Imperial Medicine Academy borrowed money to give Jinxiu Palace Haifu [-] wen, because it is two hundred wen short of the agreed amount, Because there is no small money, I will give it to him. It is agreed that the money owed by Haifu to Xiao Chunzi must be returned tomorrow in full. I am afraid that my words will be unfounded, so I have evidence as evidence. Evidence: (blank), the third day of March in the fifth year of Zhenghe .”

Hai Fu carefully looked at the contents of the document, and saw that there was no discrepancy with what Liang Xin read, so he took a brush and signed his name on the person who established the document, and at the same time pressed a letter on the name with his thumb dipped in cinnabar. thumbprint.

"Tsk tsk, don't tell me, your kid's handwriting is really beautiful." Eunuch Hai said while looking at the words.

This is just a few words I wrote casually, if you write it seriously, it will blind your eyes.Liang Xin thought to himself, he is a master at forging calligraphy and paintings of famous masters, and he doesn't know where the experts from the Calligraphy Association have been left behind with his calligraphy.

Liang Xin took the document with Hai Fu's signature, and then said flatly: "Eunuch Hai, don't forget, there are two pennies and one hundred silver in total, and you have to return them all tomorrow."

"Don't worry, I will definitely..." Hai Fu took the one tael of silver and put it into his purse, suddenly he was startled and shouted: "What are two pennies and one hundred silver coins? It's obviously eight hundred cash .”

"Where?" Liang Xin shook his handwriting: "A total of two pennies and one hundred silver, it is clearly written on it, don't tell me, Eunuch Hai, you want to renege on the debt?"

"I reneged on the debt?" Haifu yelled loudly, "Where did it say on the receipt that I owed two and one hundred cents? If you have the ability, please show me."

Liang Xin shook his head helplessly, picked up a brush and marked a few punctuation points on the document, and then read: "Eunuch Hai, please listen carefully. Today, Xiao Chunzi from the Imperial Medicine Academy lent money to Jinxiu Palace Haifu One Thousand One Baiwen, because there are still two hundred wen short of the agreed amount, and because there is no small money, I will give it to him. It is agreed that the money owed by Haifu to Xiao Chunzi must be returned tomorrow. This is signed by your father-in-law, You can't deny it."

"You...you fart! Just now you obviously didn't mean that." Haifu yelled anxiously.

Indeed, since the entire document lacks any punctuation marks, Liang Xin just changed the way of reading a sentence.What Haifu understood was "Xiao Chunzi from the Imperial Medicine Academy today borrowed money and gave Haifu [-] Wen to Jinxiu Palace." It meant that Xiao Chunzi borrowed money and gave Hai Fu [-] Wen, and still owed two. Baiwen.

And the change of Liang Xin has another meaning, "Xiao Chunzi from the Imperial Medicine Academy has lent money to him today, and Jinxiu Palace Haifu is [-] Wen." He gave Hai Fu [-] coins, but Hai Fu wanted to borrow [-] from Xiao Chunzi, because it was two hundred coins short of the agreed amount, and Xiao Chunzi had no change to give him, so he gave it to Hai Fu again. One penny, so that Hai Fu really owed Xiao Chunzi two pens and one hundred pennies.

By the way, let's make it more popular. In the Northern Song Dynasty, a thousand Wen was a consistent, and a consistent was almost one tael of silver.

"You you you...you dare to bully me?" Hai Fu was trembling with anger, pointing at Liang Xin and yelling: "You little bastard... ouch..."

Liang Xin pinched Hai Fu's fingers and snapped them back. Hai Fu knelt down on the ground in pain.Liang Xin said with a sullen expression: "Blind your dog eyes, you dare to mess with people from our Imperial Medicine Institute? Let me tell you, our people from the Imperial Medicine Institute were ordered by Lord Yan. Die We are not afraid of you, but we are still afraid of you? Immediately give me two silver coins, or I will kill you today."

"I'm from Jinxiu Palace, you will definitely not have good fruit for me like this."

Hai Fu forced himself to shout, the severe pain made his forehead start to sweat.

"I think you don't cry when you don't see the coffin. I gouged out your eyes today to see if you dare to talk hard to your grandfather."

As he spoke, Liang Xin stretched out his index and middle fingers to dig Hai Fu's eyes.

Haifu was shocked, and said fearfully: "I will give, I will give the money, and I will give it right away...Xiao Yunzi, Xiao Lizi, why are you still standing there, give me the money!"

Xiao Yunzi and Xiao Lizi hurriedly paid Liang Xin with money.Liang Xin kicked Hai Fu away after receiving the money, and then threw four taels of silver to Xiao Chunzi.

Xiaochunzi subconsciously took the money, and only then did he come to his senses.

Liang Xin walked up to the frightened Hai Fu and knelt down, patted Hai Fu on the face and said, "Remember, don't mess with the people from the Royal Medicine Academy, or we will come to you at night if we become ghosts." of……"

"Ah—" Hai Fu screamed loudly in fright, Liang Xin pulled Xiao Chunzi and turned to leave together.