The best eunuch

No. [-] pawn shop in Beijing.

Pawnshops are actually pawnshops in the past. Customers use items as collateral to obtain funds from pawnshops for turnover. When redeeming pawned items, interest needs to be charged according to time.If it is not redeemed on time, the pawnshop will sell the mortgaged items.Of course, there are also many people who are directly "deadly", which means that they will not be redeemed once they are established.Generally speaking, the price of dead items will be slightly higher.

Of course, our story is not to popularize the knowledge of pawnshops, but because the protagonist in our story works in a pawnshop, so we introduce the pawnshop first.

Judging from the name, No. [-] Pawnshop should be a relatively high-end pawnshop.But in fact this is just a small pawn shop in an alley in Chaoyang District, Beijing.However, the owner of the pawn shop, Xiang Weimin, is an old man from Panjiayuan, so there are usually many people who bring antiques to the pawn shop to pawn. After all, ordinary pawn shops will not overestimate the price of antiques.

In the whole pawn shop, from the general manager to the staff, Liang Xin is all alone, and Liang Xin is Xiang Weimin's apprentice.I studied with Xiang Weimin for 13 years. In the past 13 years, Liang Xin not only learned to identify antique calligraphy and paintings of various dynasties, but also learned Xiang Weimin's superb counterfeiting skills.

Regardless of the calligraphy of Yan Zhenqing and Liu Gongquan, the calligraphy and painting of Gu Kaizhi, Dong Qichang, or the paintings of other famous masters, Liang Xin can all imitate them not too far from the real ones.Even if an expert holds the eye in person, sometimes he may be fooled by him.

With this skill, Liang Xin should have no worries about food and clothing, but his master Xiang Weimin had made an agreement with him when he accepted him as an apprentice, and he was not allowed to be a teacher if he had studied art for less than 15 years.Therefore, Liang Xin is only a small person in charge of the No. [-] pawn shop until now.

In the past, it was said that the weather was cool in July, but now in July in Beijing, it is really hot and hot.Liang Xin was wearing black sunglasses and leaning leisurely on the rocking chair at the entrance of the pawn shop, blowing on the air conditioner, drinking Tieguanyin with a purple sand pot in his hand, humming a Mo Ming accent, looking very contented.

I have to say that lying on a rocking chair in broad daylight wearing sunglasses is a bit flirty, but in fact Liang Xin's sunglasses have an extraordinary effect.Under the cover of the sunglasses, Liang Xin could blatantly look at the beauties passing by on the road, even if he stared at other people's sensitive parts, no one would be able to detect it.

If every time a beautiful woman passes by, Liang Xin's humming tone will sound, and if you listen closely, you can hear him humming clearly: "36, 26, 38, this chick has a good figure, just her face It's not good... well, this chick has very long legs, I don't know if it feels different..."

"Hey, kid, are you a pawn shop here?"

Suddenly a voice interrupted Liang Xin's reverie about the beautiful woman.Liang Xin pulled down his sunglasses and looked at the chubby fat man in front of him. The fat man spoke in a very rude tone.While talking again, he kicked Liang Xin with his foot.

Liang Xin stretched out his left hand and pointed out the door: "Is it because the pawnshop doesn't know how to read the signs? I'm not your father, so I have no obligation to teach you how to read."

"Heh! Are you swearing?" The fat man suddenly became angry.

Liang Xin simply took off his sunglasses, carefully looked at the fat man's face with all the features together, and said, "Thank you. If you don't tell me, I really don't know that I'm scolding people. I always thought I was scolding people. Where's the pig?"

"I. Fuck, you're itchy, aren't you?" The fat man reached out to grab Liang Xin's clothes.

Liang Xin blocked the fat man's hand with his right foot, and quickly kicked the fat man to the ground with his left foot.Hearing a "crack!", the fat man hurriedly took out the black cloth in his right hand, only to see that something like a seal had been broken into two pieces.

The fat man yelled angrily: "You smashed my jade seal, you pay for it!"

Liang Xin took a look at the fat man's so-called "Yuxi". At the first glance, Liang Xin was indifferent, but soon Liang Xin took a second look.

Liang Xin's eyebrows twitched, and he looked casually: "What 'Yuxi', isn't it just a piece of broken stone. Hey, I said, if you want to touch porcelain, you should go far away, and don't bother me. The young master is in a hurry, the young master beats your mother so much that your mother dare not recognize you."

"You..." The fat man wanted to get angry, but Liang Xin's previous actions showed that he was not weak. The fat man didn't have the confidence to completely restrain Liang Xin, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

Liang Xin waved his hand and said, "Hey, I told you to leave as soon as you have nothing to do, don't stand at my door, I still have to do business."

"You...you smashed my jade. If you don't pay me back, I won't leave today." The fat man sat down on the ground with a firm expression, as if he had really decided to fight Liang Xin for a long time.

Liang Xin was dumbfounded immediately, "Hey, how can you be like this, get out of here, or I will really do it."

Liang Xin pushed his sleeves in a gesture, the fat man shrank his neck, and said forcefully, "I won't leave if you don't pay me."

"You..." Liang Xin angrily pointed at the fat man with his index finger, and finally swallowed his anger forcefully and said, "Well, I'm afraid of you, I will pay you 2000 yuan, and you will leave immediately."

"2000 yuan? Not enough for me to lose for half an hour, at least [-] yuan."

"Three thousand, do you want it or not?"

"Eight thousand, not even one point less."

"Four thousand, if you ask me for an extra penny, I'll call the police. Then I'll see if you can leave."

"4000 yuan..." The fat man stretched out his hand after thinking about it for a while and said, "Take the money."

Liang Xin took out the wallet from his butt pocket and took out the money. While counting the money, Liang Xin said, "Damn, I'm unlucky today. I sold a broken stone for 4000 yuan. You put the stone away for me, and we will set up a I can only give you the money after the paperwork."

"You are really troublesome...Come on, hurry up. I'm in a hurry to go back and read the book." The fat man yelled impatiently.

Liang Xin took a pen to write down the paper, and the fat man scribbled on the paper, and then Liang Xin gave him the money.The fat man took the money and ran away quickly after counting it, as if he was afraid that Liang Xin would go back on his word.

Liang Xin put the shattered "jade seal" left by the fat man at hand, and after about a minute or two, Liang Xin stuck his head out of the shop to look.Seeing that there was no trace of the fat man, Liang Xin hurried back to the store and closed the door, and then carefully carried the "broken stone" he just said into the darkroom of the store.

The darkroom is larger than the shop floor of a pawnshop, and Liang Xin and Xiang Weimin usually make fakes here.The entire darkroom is filled with all kinds of calligraphy, paintings, antiques, jewelry and ancient jade.But only Liang Xin and Xiang Weimin can tell the truth from the fake.

After entering the dark room, Liang Xin sat in front of a long pear wood table, turned on the light and carefully watched the jade seal that had been broken in half.After watching it for about five or six minutes, Liang Xin raised his left leg and patted it vigorously, crying loudly: "My god, what a thing, leg, leg, why are you so mean?" Are you going to kick that fat man? Your foot is worth at least 6 million, [-] million. If there is any [-] million, you can saw it off and replace it with a pure gold one."

Liang Xin moaned and sighed for a long time, then he took out his mobile phone weakly and made a call to Master Xiang Weimin.After Xiang Weimin answered the phone, Liang Xin's first sentence was: "Old man, I have received a rare treasure from ancient times for you."

"How strange? Is He's Bi a miracle? If the things you taught me are true, I think the jade seal in my hand is He's Bi."

"Old guy, don't rush to be happy, first take two heart medicines and then listen to me. When I received this thing as a child, I had a bad leg and kicked it to pieces, and it broke into two pieces."

"What? Liang Goudan, I. Fuck. Eighteen generations of your ancestors..."

Xiang Weimin's voice came directly from the receiver of Liang Xin's mobile phone, and it lingered for a long time.Liang Xin had expected that Xiang Weimin would be like this, so he pulled the phone away early, otherwise his eardrums might bleed from the shock.

"Forget it, I don't even know where my ancestor's grave is buried, and you can't find the right owner if you want to fuck."

After saying this, Liang Xin quickly hung up the phone.When he reached out to get the He's Bi, Liang Xin said "Ouch", and his fingers were bleeding from the cut of He's Bi.

Before Liang Xin could retract his fingers in time, a strong suction force was sent out from Heshibi, and a forceful warm current flowed directly into Liang Xin's body along Liang Xin's fingers.

Slowly, Liang Xin felt his eyelids getting heavier and heavier, and finally he fell asleep lying on the pear wood table.

In his sleep, Liang Xin dreamed of Liu Laoshi's wife in the alley.Liu Laoshi is also an old man from Panjiayuan. He doesn't look very good but his family is fairly well-to-do.Three years ago he married a wife who was 13 years younger than him.That woman tsk tsk tsk... Anyone who saw it would drool.

Not to mention the big chest, thin waist and slender buttocks, the key face is also good-looking, and the skin is whiter and tenderer than the tofu brain under the bridge that day.

In the dream, Liang Xin was actively seduced by Liu Laoshi's wife. Seeing that his wife took off less and less clothes, she was even naked in the end.Liang Xin felt like his heart was about to pop out of his throat. Just as he was about to pick up his gun and get on the horse, uh... shot.

A cold feeling came, and Liang Xin woke up with a start.

After realizing that this was a dream, Liang Xin sighed regretfully, "Oh... what a pity... what a pity..."

Just as Liang Xin was beating his chest and sighing, there was a knock on the door, and he heard a loud voice outside the door: "Little Fuzi, Eunuch Qian, who issued the monthly bill, has already started to distribute the money. If you don't hurry up to get it, it will be too late, hurry up, Eunuch Qian!" But wait for no one."

"Little Fuzi? Eunuch Qian? Monthly case?" Liang Xin frowned and thought about it for a long time, when suddenly he felt dizzy in his brain, and all kinds of memories and information passed through Liang Xin's brain.

Liang Xin turned pale with shock.He suddenly discovered that he had traveled to the fifth year of Zhenghe in the Northern Song Dynasty, and became a little eunuch Xiao Fuzi in the Royal Medicine Academy of the Imperial Palace.

According to Xiao Fuzi's memory, the eunuchs in the Royal Medicine Academy were the most dangerous of all the eunuchs in the palace.Because their duty is to taste all the medicines used by all the concubines in the palace and the emperor, and send them to the emperor and those concubines after they are tested to be non-toxic.

There is a saying in traditional Chinese medicine that medicine is three-point poison. In Xiao Fuzi's memory, there are not ten eunuchs in the imperial pharmacy who can survive the three-year rotation period.

Liang Xin was crying, and suddenly he remembered and quickly opened his pants to take a look.After seeing the ferocious and majestic little brother with his head held high, Liang Xin heaved a long sigh of relief, and said to himself: "It's okay, it's still there, and it's fully functional, hehe... even the model is bigger than the previous one." Much bigger."