Official bully

The marble weighed seventy to eighty catties, even Gu Tian, ​​who had practiced the magic of muscles and bones, struggled to hold the stone. It took him a lot of effort to carry the marble to the side of the toilet. 26nbsp;

He only heard the sound of shelling in the toilet, and then smelled a bad smell. Gu Tian was speechless at once. This laxative is really good. Fortunately, I am more clever, and I have already seen which food has laxatives in it. It happened, so he changed his bag. Coincidentally, these two bastards actually ate this meal. Now it’s better. They started to have diarrhea after eating. It’s what they deserve. 5b Search for the latest updates all in Gu Tian looked at the marble on the ground, and laughed in his heart. While these two guys were shitting in the toilet, he moved the marble up again, by the way After a chirp, it was still in the toilet.

Suddenly there seemed to be an explosion sound in the toilet, and then San Shunzi and the little starling were heard screaming.

Gu Tian secretly smiled, good thing, probably these two guys were shot.

In order to publish their scandal on the Internet, Gu Tian stood at the corner of the wall and took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

Sure enough, after being harassed by the marble in Gu Tian's hand, San Shunzi and the little starling came out of the toilet in a state of embarrassment. They were all stained by the stolen goods from the toilet, and even their heads were covered with these stolen goods. Gu Tian After seeing it, he couldn't close his smiling mouth, and finally he turned on the video recording settings of his mobile phone.

"Damn, what the hell is going on, how did the stone fall into the toilet?"

"Who the hell knows, I feel like throwing up when I smell this stench now!"

San Shunzi and the little mynah wanted to cry, anyway, with their dirty attire, they definitely couldn't enter the house and be seen by Gu Tian. They looked around and found a mud hole, planning to go in and have a good rest to cool off.

Seeing them rushing towards the mud pit, Gu Tian grinned, "It's so fucking fierce, this mud pit is full of dung!"

He also didn't want to take pictures with his mobile phone anymore, if he continued, he would probably vomit.

Taking advantage of this moment, he took his mobile phone and ran to the Internet cafe in the village to see how popular this video would be if it were posted online.

On the way to the Internet cafe, Gu Tian ran into a classmate Xiaomi by chance. Xiaomi also planned to go to San Shunzi's house to see how their food was going, but Gu Tian bumped into him.

"District Chief, why is it you? Didn't you come to eat with San Shunzi and the others?" Xiaomi looked at Gu Tian with watery eyes. redness.

Gu Tian held the phone in his hand, afraid that Xiaomi would find something, he said with a coy smile, "Hey, it's Xiaomi, I just finished eating, but San Shunzi and Little Mynah are eating together, eating I seemed to have diarrhea while eating, and I had no one to accompany me, so I ran out!"

He was telling the truth, Xiaomi frowned, feeling weird, she let out an oh, and walked slowly, when she turned her head again, she found that Gu Tian had disappeared.

Looking at the dust flying up on the ground, Xiaomi wondered, how could the district chief run so fast?

She didn't think too much about it, so she ran to San Shunzi's house.

Gu Tian came to the Internet cafe in Xiaoqiao Village with his mobile phone. There were quite a lot of people in the Internet cafe. Unfortunately, this Internet cafe is a bit too dark. It costs five yuan to use the computer for an hour, and the average Internet cafe is two yuan. Moreover, the lady proprietress of this black Internet cafe likes to show off even more. When she sees a handsome little brother, she wipes them with the two things on her chest, so that Gu Tian doesn't know what to say That's right, he received this kind of treatment as soon as he entered the door.

Gu Tian was molested by the lady proprietress of this Internet cafe because she felt a little uncomfortable all over, and almost got goosebumps. Later, someone still asked the lady proprietress for something, so the lady proprietress let Gu Tian go.

It is relatively safe to find a position near the wall to surf the Internet. Gu Tian sat on a chair, turned on the machine, inserted the USB of the mobile phone into the USB port, and watched the computer screen light up. A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. .

Internet?This is Gu Tian’s first time surfing the Internet since June and July. Looking at the blue screen, he always feels a little uncomfortable. Maybe it’s the reason why the screen hurts his eyes. After copying it and uploading it to Youku and other major video sites, he played the game again and waited a while to see how the click-through rate was. Thinking of a deputy district chief hanging out in an Internet cafe, Gu Tian had an urge to laugh, He can be regarded as a high-ranking official, and he came to play games in the Internet cafe as a child.

After playing games for a while, and watching pornographic videos for a while, Gu Tian opened the video website and checked the click-through rate of this video.

Damn, when the web page was opened, Gu Tian's eyes froze. This is simply unbelievable. Within an hour, the click-through rate of this video has become more than 8 hits. Awesome, let's take a look below There are a lot of comments, and Gu Tian is a little dizzy after watching it. Some people even suspect that this is a drama and must be acting.

Netizens are wondering where the stolen goods on San Shunzi and Little Mynah came from. Could these stolen goods be props again?

After Gu Tian saw these comments, he quacked with joy, and the children's shoes around the Internet felt that Gu Tian was a bit weird.

San Shunzi didn't fall asleep that night. He tossed and turned on the bed. Classmate Xiaomi who was lying on the sofa couldn't stand it any longer. There is no need to sleep.

"Hey, San Shunzi, why don't you go to sleep? I have to get up early tomorrow, so don't bother me!" Xiaomi was a little unhappy, raised his head, and threw a feather duster next to him, hitting San Shunzi's head.

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San Shunzi was so beaten by the feather duster, his head seemed to have opened up, he immediately stood up from the kang, and said in surprise: "Damn, I finally know why I have diarrhea!"

Xiaomi looked at San Shunzi suspiciously, and asked, "Why?"

The expression on San Shunzi's face became more and more terrifying, and he said angrily, "Damn it, it must be Mu Liangpeng, the head of the dead zone, who caused me to have diarrhea!"

Xiaomi didn't know why Sanshunzi said that, she asked, "Your diarrhea is also related to District Chief Mu?"