Official bully

Naturally, Gu Tian wouldn't be fooled by his words. He first sat at the table, carefully looked at the food here, and smelled it with his nose, and found it still full of fragrance, but this food can't be taken lightly. Just eat it, or taste it slowly, if there is some poison in it, then I don’t even know how I died!

"District Chief, do you like drinking? Come on, I have high-quality red wine here, here it is for you!" San Shunzi was able to speak eloquently, and handed a bottle of red wine to Gu Tian, ​​who took it and began to drink slowly. After tasting it slowly, he felt that the taste was still very good. He guessed that there must be no poison in the red wine, because he still knows a lot about red wine. It is red and transparent. If there is poison in the wine, or hidden If there are abnormal items, there must be sediment underneath. 26nbsp;

Gu Tian didn't hesitate, picked up the bottle of red wine and poured it into his stomach, gurgling, the bottle full of red wine was poured into his stomach.

San Shunzi and the little starling were stunned immediately, my god, is this still a human, a bottle of good red wine was poured into Gu Tian's stomach in an instant, San Shunzi and the others were stunned Looking at Gu Tian, ​​I always feel a little uncomfortable in my heart. The price of this bottle of wine is very expensive, and they were all swallowed up all at once, so of course they felt a little uncomfortable.

"Master District Chief, you have to drink it slowly, you have to save some of this wine for me!" San Shunzi was in a hurry, he hadn't tasted the bottle of red wine yet, and the little mynah looked a little unhappy Happy, he regretted giving this bottle of red wine to Gu Tian.

It wasn't until Gu Tian drank all the wine in the bottle that the two guys slowly drooped their eyes.

"You can hold a lot of alcohol!" said the little starling helplessly.

Gu Tian wiped his mouth, smiled and said: "Hehe, this wine is really good wine, is there any other wine like this, if you have any, bring them to me quickly!"

Gu Tian didn't seem to have had enough, he didn't care what kind of wine was on the table, he started to drink it with gusto, liquor, beer, and soda, he drank it all, and in the end there was only After getting off the dishes on the table, he doesn't know which dish to eat now. In short, there must be a problem with one of these dishes.

At this moment, Gu Tian raised his head, glanced at the expressions of San Shunzi and the little starling, seeing that they had been looking at him, Gu Tian immediately put down the food, and said with a smile: "Hey, you eat Come on, I'm going to the bathroom now!"

San Shunzi said nervously, "Oh, district chief, I'll go with you!"

Gu Tian looked a little displeased, "Are you kidding me? I'm a man, do I need you to accompany me?"

San Shunzi hurriedly took his hand off, and he smiled and apologized: "District Chief, am I afraid that you don't know where the toilet is, so I want to go with you!"

Gu Tian has already seen San Shunzi's intentions, this guy is a drunkard who doesn't want to drink, he just wants to watch Gu Tian, ​​afraid that he will run away halfway, so his dinner is not for nothing Yet?

"Okay, I won't run away!" Gu Tian turned his head and said, he definitely won't run away, because he still has to deal with these two bastards, if he really ran away, it wouldn't be his character .

After Gu Tian finished speaking, he ran outside.

San Shunzi and the little starling kept looking at his back, feeling a little tangled in their hearts. Does the district chief know where their toilet is?

As for the toilet in San Shunzi's house, Gu Tian should know better than anyone else. He has been to San Shunzi's house before, and the toilet in his house is very expensive. Although the toilet is outside, the wall of the toilet is like marble It is solid, especially in the toilet, where the floor is still paved with floor tiles. When I look up, I am dizzy, the toilet is still open-air, is this a feature?

Gu Tian finally found the toilet behind San Shunzi's house. He got into the toilet, began to take off his pants, took out a pack of medicine in his pants, and slowly stuffed it into his mouth. As soon as I stretched it out, I swallowed it. This medicine has a filtering effect on laxatives and poisons.

Gu Tian patted his stomach, smiled, and muttered in his heart: "Hey, let's see how I play you to death!"

The series of actions that Gu Tian made just now were all purposeful. He walked out of the toilet and returned to the room with a smile on his face.

Seeing that Gu Tian came back again, San Shunzi finally felt relieved, at first he thought Gu Tian had escaped!Unexpectedly, Gu Tian could come back.

"District Chief, we have been waiting for you for more than ten minutes, I thought you fell into the toilet!" San Shunzi joked.

Gu Tian ignored his words, and took his words as fart. He sat on the top of the kang and said to San Shunzi and the little starling: "Come on, you are also considered members of the village committee, and you have done a lot. Work on strength, well, let's eat these meals together!" As he spoke, he began to stuff the meals on the table into his mouth.

San Shunzi and the little starling looked at him eating, feeling unsteady for a long time, my god, there is a lot of laxative in this meal, this guy will definitely have diarrhea after eating.

Thinking of this, the two bastards began to secretly laugh.

San Shunzi and the little mynah also started to eat. The dishes on the dinner table, they naturally knew which meal did not have laxatives. While eating, they watched Gu Tian's eating movements, even if he ate the wrong meal. .

After eating for a while, Gu Tian was a little full and burped. San Shunzi suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, and in front of the dinner table, he even farted. Loud, Gu Tian smiled, and the little starling was a little confused: what's going on, could it be that San Shunzi ate the laxative food?

San Shunzi couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately ran out of the door. When he ran out of the door, he left a sentence: "Wait a while, I'll go shit first!"

Soon, the little starling also began to feel a little pain in his stomach. He grinned and said, "District Chief, please wait a moment. I will come to accompany you later, and I want to take a shit too!"

The two of them squatted in a hair pit to go to the toilet at the same time, and there was a crackling sound. Sitting in the room, Gu Tian could hear the outside as if there was a bomb.

It's summer now, and spring, summer, autumn and winter are actually very hot in Tiandu City. Gu Tian saw these two guys entered the latrine, so he followed them.

He smiled, found a piece of marble by the wall, and moved it over.