What age are you in, and you’re still a traditional villain?

Chapter 45 The quality is so good

Chen Yu’s butt was numb with squirt.

Carrying the shared bicycle, he wanted to find a deserted place to hide, but he was surrounded by college students holding up their mobile phones to record videos. In whichever direction he ran, the college students in that direction all backed up.

The college students retreated, but they did not disperse.

Chen Yu wanted to find someone to ask where the toilet was, but before he could get close, the man left his girlfriend and ran away, shouting in fear.

"hiss!"

Cao Jinyan, who was sitting in the driver's seat, immediately raised the window glass and looked at Chen Yu with a confused face as yellow smoke was coming from his butt.

Although I don’t know what Chen Yu did, what is certain is that if he hadn’t used the bad luck talisman on Chen Yu in advance, he would be the one spraying yellow smoke and making soup outside now.

Cao Jinyan had to admit that the son of luck who was brought down by the miracle doctor was really scary.

He didn't pay much attention to Chen Yu before, but after this incident, he was afraid.

It's really disgusting.

"It's so disgusting!" Mu Qingyao covered her eyes with her hands, but couldn't help opening her fingers to peek. The more she looked, the more disgusting she became, and the more disgusting she became, the more she wanted to see it.

It wasn't until Chen Yu, who was carrying a shared bicycle and spraying yellow juice from his butt, disappeared from sight that Mu Qingyao came to her senses: "I don't want to go back to the dormitory."

Something like this happened at the school gate, and now she felt that the school was not clean.

No, it is no longer clean.

The smell of shit was everywhere near the school, and small vendors pushing carts around to sell pancakes, fruit, baked cold noodles and the like ran away.

They were afraid that if they ran too slowly, the smell of shit would catch up with them.

It’s too hard to make money, and there’s the risk of being chased by shit.

Many vendors have decided not to set up stalls at Jiangnan University Dongdaemun again. Although the business here is very good, they can't stand a lunatic wearing his pants and spraying shit on the street!
Chen Yu ran in front, and there were many college students chasing behind him from a long distance away. They didn't dare to get too close because the air was full of shit mist.

At an intersection not far from the east gate of Jiangnan University, Chen Yu, whose chrysanthemums were so painful that he was unconscious, saw the entrance of the subway station and immediately accelerated his speed without covering his buttocks.

"There must be a toilet inside the subway station."

Chen Yu carried the shared bicycle on his back, with shit-yellow soup spraying from the back of his butt, and rushed into the women's restroom in the subway station.

There was excrement all along the way.

What is outrageous is that the excrement left by Chen Yu is not a line, but a large fan-shaped pattern.

There were many college students who had just gotten off the subway in the subway station. They saw a bald young man wearing pants and squirting shit three to four meters away running past. They instantly regretted not getting off the train.

Chen Yu became popular in a way that no one dared to imitate.

"Good guy, how did he do it? Is his stomach full of shit?"

"It's not just in the stomach. I think he is a man with shit turned into semen."

"I actually got to know Jiangnan City in this way. There are such ruthless people in Jiangnan City. I'm going to Jiangnan City to visit during the summer vacation."

"That's outrageous. What brand of asshole are they? It's not broken even after being sprayed like this. The quality is really good."

"How can this be shit? This horse is clearly using a cannon to fire poisonous gas bombs! This thing is a destructive biochemical weapon that can be used on the battlefield to defeat enemies."

"Whoever sees it is not afraid."

"What did this guy eat to grow up? Is there nothing else in his stomach except shit?"

"I know this guy. Just now, this guy was riding a shared bike. Yes, it was the one he was carrying on his shoulders. He was riding that shared bike chasing a Ferrari around the outer ring. After several laps, that guy was pedaling too fast, and sparks were flying from the back of the shared bicycle. Could it be that he pedaled too fast and tore his rectum?"

"Stop talking, I'm still eating."

"..." Before Chen Yu knew it, he broke out on the Internet in a very unexpected way.

There are even companies related to excretion, such as laxatives and weight-loss drugs, that are trying to contact Chen Yu, hoping that he can come and shoot advertisements for their products.

……

Just as Chen Yu was running towards the Internet celebrity route, Shen Youwei received a notice from the hospital that her grandmother was critically ill.

"how come?"

When she received the critical illness notice from the hospital, Shen Youwei felt that her sky had fallen.

"Although the patient is temporarily out of danger, the situation is still not optimistic. The patient's cancer cells have spread over a large area."

The doctor holding the case paused and continued: "You have to be mentally prepared. Even if the operation goes well, the patient can only live for three months at most. Moreover, the patient is too old and the risk of surgery is very high. The likelihood of success is low.”

As he said that, the doctor looked at Shen Youwei with pity and pity in his eyes. This girl was very famous in the hospital. In order to raise the medical expenses for her grandma's treatment of liver cancer, she worked several jobs a day while she was still in school.

If it were anyone else, I'm afraid they would have given up long ago!
After all, liver cancer is almost equal to death, not to mention that it is still in the late stage.

"I..." Shen Youwei panicked. With her head lowered and unable to see her feet, she didn't know what to do.

The hospital corridor suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

After a while, the doctor still sighed: "Liver cancer is very expensive. Little girl, we all know your filial piety, but I still advise you to give up treatment! In order to extend the three-month life span with a very low success rate, It’s not worth the high cost of surgery.”

What's more, you can't come up with that much money.

The old lady lying in the ward had lost both her children and only one granddaughter was left to depend on. But now her lifespan has come to an end.

"Doctor, is there no other way?" The girl's face turned pale. All this happened so fast that she didn't have enough money for the operation.

Looking at the girl's pleading eyes, even though he couldn't bear it, the doctor nodded: "According to the current medical conditions, no hospital in the world can do this."

"Wow~"

These words seemed to drain away all Shen Youwei's strength, and she collapsed in the corridor of the hospital, lying on the ground twitching and crying in pain.

This was her first close encounter with death.

The old man lying in the ward is her only relative, but this relative is leaving her now.

"Perhaps, you can try Chinese medicine." After the doctor left, the intern doctor who stayed behind to deal with the aftermath said weakly.

Shen Youwei suddenly got up from the ground and looked at the fair girl who was speaking.

"Western medicine has no solution. You can try Chinese medicine. Maybe there will be a turn for the better." The intern doctor said weakly.

Correct.

There is also Chinese medicine.

Shen Youwei seemed to have grasped the life-saving straw.

At this moment, she suddenly thought of someone, a man she didn't want to mention.

Cao Jinyan!

"The big boss said that he has a friend who can save grandma. He said that the big boss must have a way."

Expectation reignited in the girl's eyes.

　Is anyone watching?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)