What age are you in, and you’re still a traditional villain?

Chapter 44 Brother, please stop pulling me. I’m scared.

There is no plot about Chen Yu being imprisoned in the detention center in the original work, but Cao Jinyan also knows that the first time Chen Yu was bailed out by the Song family, they used a mental illness certificate issued to Chen Yu.

Compared with the reason why Chen Yu was able to come out this time, in addition to the Song family paying a heavy price to obtain the Jiang family's forgiveness, they also produced this proof of madness to get Chen Yu out.

"If you don't leave, I will call the police and say that you are disturbing public order." Looking at Chen Yu who was ruined, Cao Jinyan began to drive people away. If he continued, Chen Yu might not really collapse completely. This little leek has not yet It’s time for complete harvest.

When Chen Yu heard the word 'call the police', he felt a little panicked. He now had an instinctive fear of the police station.

Now that he and the Song family have completely broken up, before the woman from the Song family comes to find him, it is equivalent to temporarily losing a trump card. If he is caught again by the gang of drunkards from the police station, there will really be no one to protect him. By myself.

The key is that there are two perverts in the police station.

屮!
This made Chen Yu instinctively fear the police station.

After coming out of the detention center, he encountered many old men who had sudden illnesses along the way. Chen Yu could not save any of them despite enduring it.

Seeing Cao Jinyan's look of needing a beating, and listening to the taunts from all around him, Chen Yu clenched his fists, quietly reached into his underwear pocket, and took out a small amount of black powder and a pair of Malnourished black threads.

Even if you have an expert behind you who can detoxify you, you definitely can't prevent this... Chen Yu's face was gloomy, clutching the specially prepared poison he took out from his underwear pocket. This poison was the latest antidote he developed before going down the mountain. Before he could develop it, he was driven down the mountain by three masters.

Subconsciously glancing at Mu Qingyao, the co-pilot, Chen Yu estimated how much force he would have to exert at this distance to spread the poisonous powder called 'Thinning for a Whole Day' only on the dog Cao Jinyan. It would harm Mu Qingyao.

Having practiced killing techniques with Master Three for many years, Chen Yu has a lot of experience in strength control.

As its name suggests, this poisonous powder medicine takes effect five seconds after being hit, and will continue to be thin for a whole day without stopping... Chen Yu can already think of Cao Jinyan's funny appearance of being thin for a whole day.

This is what happens if you offend me.

Then, holding the shared bicycle in his right hand without moving, he raised his left hand in the direction of Cao Jinyan.

Chen Yu didn't dare to use too much force and just raised it lightly. However, just when the black powder was about to fly into the Ferrari car, a small wind blew inexplicably from nowhere at the entrance of the windless campus.

The black powder that was about to fly into the Ferrari and was inhaled into the respiratory tract by Cao Jinyan, under the influence of the wind, not only stopped moving forward at all, but turned the front of the car to speed up and galloped back on the original road.

"Fuck you!"

Everything happened so fast like a tornado that Chen Yu had no time to react or dodge.

The next moment, he felt a strange "gurgling" sound coming from his abdomen, as well as waves of obvious cramping pain.

"not good."

Chen Yu knew very well what this meant.

Chen Yu's face changed drastically, and his right hand holding the shared bicycle became weak for a moment, and the shared bicycle almost fell from his shoulder.

"Thinning all day long" only takes effect for five seconds, and there is no antidote on him.

The effective time is very punctual, it is said to be five seconds, it is five seconds, not a second more, not a second less.

Subconsciously, Chen Yu took out his silver needle and prepared to use Thirteen Guimen needles to suppress the onset of the poisonous powder.

Even if you want to flee, you can't flee in public!

But the feeling came so fast that he couldn't react at all. Before the silver needle pierced his body, a loud sound exploded in his anus.

"Pfft~"

The college students who were watching more than ten meters away subconsciously looked up at the sky. It was neither cloudy nor raining. Where was the thunder coming from?

The next moment, the Colorful Youth League was the first to notice something was wrong. Their hands holding the live broadcast mobile phones were shaking. They pointed at Chen Yu who was carrying the shared bicycle in horror, and their expressions changed: "Fuck! You are riding a horse..." "

The entire campus fell into an eerie silence.

Chen Yuzhen didn't dare to move at all, his face turned black to African color, and he could clearly feel the sticky warmth inside his butt.

That feeling can only be imagined but cannot be expressed in words. If you have not experienced it personally, you cannot share the same frequency. It is a feeling that cannot be described in words, just like a girl who has saved up for a year to come with her aunt and hasn't brought her auntie towel yet.

Vaguely, he could smell the stink. At the gate of the campus, the onlookers all stared at him and his dirty butt.

After a while, the students were excited.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no, this guy is crazy! He's so shitty!"

"Damn it, here we go again, and the horse is making such a loud noise that I thought it was thundering if I didn't look."

"Hiss! They've all stepped on the horse and been exposed."

"Stop talking, stop talking, please stop talking, I'm going to vomit after lunch."

"I can already smell it, and I'm so fucked."

"This is the first time in my life that I've seen someone defecate in the street, and even riding a horse is a sign of diarrhea. Brother, you can do it too!"

"I can't stand it anymore, ugh!"

"..."

Many girls were so frightened that they covered their faces. The next second they felt something was wrong, and then they pinched their noses.

Some brave boys have already taken out their mobile phones to take videos, and uploaded this strange scene to Douyin short video to record the beautiful life.

"Stop shooting, stop shooting, stop shooting."

After reacting, Chen Yu covered his face with one hand and his dripping butt with the other.

"Puff~Puff~"

However, "Thinness all day long" will not stop exerting its effect just because the situation is wrong. It works to its fullest without any antidote.

This poison was developed by Chen Yu just to disgust his opponents. Unless a whole day passes, the poison will never stop.

"Brother, stop pulling, I'm scared!"

Not far away from Chen Yu, a female college student carrying a schoolbag looked at this scene in horror.

Today's scene is destined to become a shadow of her college days and will take a lifetime to heal.

Chen Yu, whose hands had become a hornet's nest, kicked the silver needle back into his pocket angrily. The thirteen needles in the ghost gate were useless.

"We can't stay any longer, we have to get out of here."

There are more and more college students watching. Although the smell here is extremely strong, college students just love to join in the fun and have fun.

Not only were the number of people not scared to leave due to Chen Yu's rush to Venus, but they were becoming more and more numerous.

They are still making friends.

"Come to the east gate, it will be a wonder for thousands of years."

"Brother, you might not believe it when I tell you, someone pooped in the street."

"Real brother, I lied to you. I am your son. Someone really pooped at the school gate, and it was still very thin."

"..."

There were more and more people, and Chen Yu was about to run away with the shared bicycle on his back.

Others are running in front, and shit is spraying behind.

The sound of "Pfft" is endless and never stops. It feels like the sound of the engine when the car is started.

(End of this chapter)