I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 91 Do I have to tell the truth?
He Bingbing and the camera crew were waiting at the door of the toilet.

Suddenly hearing Wu Bin shouting for help, the strong photographer rushed in directly.

"Classmate Wu Bin, are you okay?"

At this time, Wu Bin had wiped his butt and put on his pants.

But the severe pain made it difficult for him to move.

"Brother Deng, help me, my butt hurts."

Butt hurt?
Deng Xing reached out to help Wu Bin, but accidentally saw a pool of blood in the toilet.

"Holy shit! Classmate Wu Bin, are you a woman?"

Other staff members also looked shocked.

This is breaking news!

Classmate Wu Bin must have hidden it too deeply!
After spending so much time with him, I actually didn’t know he was a woman!
Wu Bin glanced at Deng Xing with complicated eyes.

This new photography guy doesn’t seem very smart.

"Brother Deng, I'm a man, and it's not like we haven't peed together before. What are you talking about with me here?"

"I have pain in my buttocks. It's most likely hemorrhoids, do you understand?"

"Hurry and help me out, I'm going to die from the pain."

Hearing what Wu Bin said, a group of staff members breathed a sigh of relief.

It turned out to be hemorrhoids.

They thought Wu Bin had some strange disease again.

After helping Wu Bin out, Li Guotai was already waiting at the toilet door with a group of doctors.

All these doctors looked at Wu Bin with burning eyes.

The look in her eyes was like that of a concubine who had not been favored for many years, waiting for the emperor to turn over his cards.

"Classmate Wu Bin, what's wrong with you?"

Before Wu Bin could speak, Deng Xing said quickly: "Classmate Wu Bin has a pain in his buttocks, and he's bleeding a lot. The amount is huge!"

Damn you!
If it bleeds, it bleeds. Who taught you the words “large amount”?
It’s embarrassing for you to describe me like this!

Sure enough, the eyes of the people around him suddenly changed when they looked at Wu Bin.

Among these people, He Bingbing has the clearest and stupidest eyes.

There is a feeling that the person I admire most is actually my sister.

After all, Li Guotai was a professional doctor, and he understood immediately when he heard it.

"Is the anorectal doctor here?"

"Here he is!"

A group of anorectal doctors came out rubbing their hands.

They all wore black thick-framed glasses, and even their looks seemed to be carved out of the same mold.

Could these be multiples?
Just when Wu Bin was thinking this, these doctors quickly opened the way and signaled to take Wu Bin to the ward next to him so they could take a good look.

In the clinic.

Wu Bin lay on the hospital bed and took off his pants.

When it comes to personal privacy, photographers can only wait outside. Others can enter the treatment room, but must stand outside the curtain.

Only doctors and interns from the anorectal department can go in and observe.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this arc, this voluptuousness, very healthy and full!"

Not long after Wu Bingang lay down, he heard Yu Yuan, the director of the Anorectal Department, make a sound of admiration.

Wu Bin suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Director Yu, why don't you show me what's going on first? I'm really in pain."

Yu Yuan nodded.

"Don't worry, I'll show it to you right away."

"Shu An, this is a rare opportunity to do something. Come and examine him."

A girl wearing a mask nodded and began to put on disposable latex gloves in front of Wu Bin.

Wu Bin suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Director Yu, it's not good to ask a girl to come check me out."

As soon as Wu Bin said this, Shu An raised his eyebrows.

"You look down on girls?"

"That's not true, I just feel a little embarrassed."

Shu An said coldly: "Don't worry, in my eyes there is no distinction between men and women."

But I do!
Before Wu Bin had time to speak, Shu An had already started checking. As the old saying goes, a hot face sticks to a cold butt.

But at this time, Wu Bin only felt that these words should be changed to put cold hands on hot buttocks.

This feeling is so shameful!
When everyone saw Wu Bin's wound, Yu Yuan was amazed.

"As expected of classmate Wu Bin! This is simply a textbook anal fissure!"

"Quick, come here and take a look. Look at the depth and shape of this tear. This is a typical traumatic anal fissure!"

An intern raised his hand to ask a question.

"Teacher, what is traumatic anal fissure?"

Yu Yuanben said seriously: "Anal fissure is caused by external force, not high pressure or internal reasons."

"There are two types of traumatic anal fissures."

"One is to stuff the foreign body from the outside in. The foreign body is too large, causing tearing."

"There is also a foreign object that is pulled from the inside out, and the size or hardness is not appropriate, leading to tearing."

"In Wu Bin's case, the feces is probably too dry and hard, which leads to too much force when pulling, causing such large-scale tears."

A group of interns suddenly understood and took notes one after another.

After hearing this, netizens in the live broadcast room across the curtain burst into laughter.

"My brother Angkor is really a superman. He can even cause anal fissures when he poops."

"I'm laughing so hard, hahaha, what the hell is a foreign object stuffed in from the outside? Is anyone really doing such an outrageous thing?"

"The person upstairs is from the anorectal department. All I can say is that you never know what the patient will put in his stomach."

"Why are you all laughing? Am I the only one who thinks Angkor is pitiful? What's the difference between him being like this and a public execution? It's so shameful!"

Wu Bin lay on the bed, his face flushed.

This disease is not painful, but it is indeed shameful!
The dog system knows that it has strong pain tolerance, so it is prepared to defeat itself mentally, right?
Tell you, impossible!
My will is as strong as iron!
Just when Wu Bin was cheering himself up, Yu Yuan suddenly said: "Classmate Wu Bin, since you are here, let's do a physical examination on you to see if there is any possibility of disease in your anorectum."

Wu Bin snorted.

Come on, Master, I'm ready, I'm not afraid of anything.

But soon, Wu Bin came back to his senses.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean by inspection?"

Wu Bin vaguely felt that there was something wrong with the name of this examination.

I saw Shu An applying lubricant to his fingers, then looking at Wu Bin coldly and saying, "Don't worry, my hands are as cold as my heart. I will not treat you as a man."

Wu Bin:? ? ?
Do you think I still want to thank you?
Before Wu Bin could speak, Shu An directly poked Wu Bin with his finger.

Oh shit!

Wu Bin's eyes widened, feeling like he was being hit straight to the heart!
Inexplicably, two lines of hot tears flowed down his face.

He is not clean anymore!
Wu Bin's shame level was off the charts.

However, Shu An is indeed an anorectal doctor without emotions.

Her nimble index finger was carefully and responsibly checking every inch of Wu Bin for possible lesions.

After two minutes, the finger inspection ended.

Shu An said calmly: "Teacher, there are no hard lumps or swelling in the intestines."

Yu Yuan nodded and motioned to the intern to record the situation.

"Where's the pain?" Yu Yuan reminded.

Shu An looked at Wu Bin.

"Does it hurt?"

Wu Bin:? ? ?
What words!

What words is this!

Shu An frowned, a hint of impatience flashed in his beautiful eyes.

"Don't get confused, this is a normal consultation. If you don't answer truthfully, I can only do another digital examination on you."

Wu Bin hesitated and said: "Do I have to answer truthfully?"

Shu An nodded.

"of course."

Wu Bin is like a shy little flower.

"It doesn't hurt, it even feels a little good."

Everyone:…

(End of this chapter)