I'm a crispy college student? It’s really hard to kill the whole network!

Chapter 90: Dog system, sneak attack!
Jiang Lin, wearing a hospital gown, felt handsome.

Just this military style boxing, just this small physique, just these biceps.

Can't you charm the little girl to death?

Yin Yourong and He Bingbing looked at him as if they were looking at a fool.

Netizens in the live broadcast room started to complain one after another.

"Awkward, it's so embarrassing, I feel like my toes are sticking out of the three bedrooms and one living room."

"I can't stand it anymore, it's too conspicuous!"

"What's the difference between his behavior and me suddenly shooting a fadeaway jumper while walking on the street?"

Everyone felt embarrassed for Jiang Lin, but Jiang Lin himself didn't think so.

After all, in his concept, a real man is like him, with a combination of strong body and iron will!

It's not like a sick man like Wu Bin, who has to be fed even to eat.

Wu Bin saw through Jiang Lin's thoughts and shook his head helplessly.

Sure enough, he is still too young.

He had no idea how high the gold content was after peeing in more than twenty urinals.

At what level do you dare to compare your charm with yourself?

"Classmate Wu Bin, be careful because it's hot. I'll blow it for you."

In order to facilitate feeding, Yin Yourong sat half-full on the hospital bed.

She held the bowl in one hand and the spoon in the other. She blew gently before passing the spoon into Wu Bin's mouth.

Sometimes Wu Bin didn't cooperate well with her, and soup would flow from his mouth.

At this time, He Bingbing, who was sitting on the other side, would take out a tissue and wipe the corners of Wu Bin's mouth carefully.

"I want to eat some meat."

Wu Bin, who was like a useless person, made a request.

Yin Yourong immediately said dotingly, "Okay, I'll give you a piece of meat. You eat it slowly."

Seeing Yin Yourong and He Bingbing ignoring him and focusing on serving Wu Bin for dinner, Jiang Lin's veins popped out on his forehead and his eyes turned red with jealousy.

Why!

Why do women now like sick guys like Wu Bin?
Seeing Jiang Lin's appearance, Ma Baoguo sighed while lying on the hospital bed.

"Lao Jiang, stop looking. Didn't you just say you were going to the cafeteria to eat? Remember to bring some back for me."

"Eat shit, I'm so angry!"

Jiang Lin sat on the chair angrily, staring directly at the three of them.

Wu Bin insisted on eating the meal for a full hour, during which he also told two cold jokes, making Yin Yourong and He Bingbing giggle.

Before leaving, Yin Yourong did not forget to help Wu Bin tuck in the quilt and asked, "What do you want to eat tonight so that I can prepare it for you in advance."

Wu Bin smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, I like to eat whatever you prepare."

"loquacious."

Yin Yourong blushed, packed up the dishes and left the ward.

As soon as Yin Yourong left, Jiang Lin immediately stood up and walked to Wu Bin.

"Classmate Wu Bin, I think what you are doing is very bad."

"Ms. Yin is a nurse in the hospital. She also has her own work to do. Don't you think it's inappropriate for you to take up so much of her time every day?"

Wu Bin was a little helpless.

"But her job is to take care of me, and since my hand bone is broken, I can't eat."

"These are all your excuses!" Jiang Lin said emotionally: "My hand is also broken, why can I eat by myself? Why don't I have a nurse to feed me!"

Good guy, you just broke through the defense, right?

Wu Bin said with a smile: "We can't generalize about people's physiques. You are a strong man from heaven, and I'm just a crispy college student. How can I compare with you."

Jiang Lin snorted coldly: "You can still carry it clearly."

"Classmate Wu Bin, I have said before that I, Jiang Lin, am a person who repays kindness and never takes advantage of others."

"You treat me to hot pot, and I will teach you Juntiquan and improve your physical fitness. Do you still remember it?" "Now I think you have almost recovered. In this case, you call me master, and I will give you some help later." You make a training plan, and we’ll go run downstairs twice tonight to warm you up.”

"Also, when you become my apprentice, you can no longer have to be fed like a girl. You have to be independent. Can you understand what I mean?"

Jiang Lin's confident speech made Wu Bin stunned for a while.

Are you saying you're not taking advantage of me?
You want me to call you master, and you want me to eat by myself.

If you are jealous, just say it to me!

He was so generous that Jiang Lin couldn't tell the difference between the big and small kings.

Wu Bin smiled slightly and said: "There is no need to become a disciple. I am quite satisfied with my current physical condition."

"But you have to pay more attention. The doctor naturally has reasons for asking you to rest."

"If nothing happens, it's best to stay in bed and don't cause trouble to the doctor."

"you!"

Jiang Lin wanted to say something else, but Wu Bin got up and got out of bed and said calmly: "Please give in, I want to go to the toilet."

Hearing what Wu Bin said, He Bingbing quickly came over to help him.

"Classmate Wu Bin, please slow down, don't fall."

"Thank you, Sister Bingbing, you are so kind."

Jiang Lin:......

Jiang Lin had a complicated look on his face as he watched the two people helping them leave the ward.

Ma Baoguo, who has been here before, said from the side: "Okay, I won't envy you for this kind of thing. You go to the cafeteria to get food. I'm starving to death."

……

In the toilet.

Wu Bin was sitting on the toilet, holding his mobile phone and searching for medical knowledge about burning.

The more he looked at Wu Bin, the more frightened he became.

The pain of the burning was even higher than he imagined!

What's more important is that the mortality rate from burns is still very high. Once a large area is severely burned, doctors are limited in what they can do and can only replenish fluids and monitor vital signs.

"Does this mean I have to rely on myself again?"

Wu Bin curled his lips, feeling a little dissatisfied.

Modern medical treatment is too stretched!

You have to rely on yourself if you are poisoned, and you have to rely on yourself if you are poisoned or burned.

If I didn't have a system, I might have kicked my legs and raised my hair long ago.

"Forget it, the more I look at it, the less sure I feel, so just let nature take its course."

Wu Bin put away his cell phone and prepared to concentrate on defecation.

He has always been smooth, but he doesn't know why he feels particularly strenuous now.

Could it be that I have been angry lately?
It shouldn't be.

The food Yin Yourong fed himself was very light, and a dedicated nutritionist prepared recipes for him. How could he get angry?

Feeling that the defecation was almost successful, Wu Bin exerted force, and then felt something as if it had been broken.

Then a severe pain came, shooting straight to his forehead.

"Oh shit! Damn it! What a dog system! It's a sneak attack!"

Wu Bin felt as if his anus was torn apart.

No need to ask, this must be the second random disease of "Happy Events".

Wu Bin has been very cautious these days, but he didn't expect that the system would get sick while he was in the big number.

It’s really getting more and more doggy!

At this time, Wu Bin couldn't care less about his face, so he rushed out of the toilet and shouted:

"Is there anyone there? Help!"

(End of this chapter)