Chapter 25 Literature
"Some people like Ai Crazy Phone, so they just love Crazy Phone. Some people don't like Ai Crazy Phone, so they don't like Crazy Phone."

The aunt's serious expression gradually became suspicious. Why did it sound like nonsense?
"Then what kind of performance is this?"

Auntie skipped the question and asked the next question.

Jiang Yuyan looked serious:
"Auntie, do you think it's possible for a man to keep to himself?"

This ordinary sentence stung countless married women, and all the aunts present rolled their eyes in unison.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Be a manly man, don't be ashamed to lie!"

"I work overtime every day at the company, but never do any housework. I turn off my phone when I get home, delete text messages after replying, and snore loudly when I go to bed. I often wear my underwear inside out."

"Obviously they were stepping on each other's backs, and they said they were at work, secretly having a tryst, but they said they were drunk, and when they got home they said they were tired from work, and fell asleep in bed!"

"One is poor, two is white, and three is talentless. His limbs are disabled and his facial features are crooked. He has no master and seven orifices. He has an unlucky horoscope and is likely to die. He is very useless. I am talking about my husband."

"..."

"..."

Regardless of the shocked expressions of others, Jiang Yuyan took advantage of the victory and asked the core question:
"Are they handsome?"

"So handsome!"

The aunts rolled their eyes to the sky.

Jiang Yuyan clapped her hands:
"Isn't this the end? Facts have proved that keeping one's integrity has nothing to do with beauty and ugliness, and auntie, have you discovered the truth..."

The uncle and aunt all pricked up their ears and looked at her intently.

Yang Jingyi, He Boxian, and Gu Zhongzhi also stayed together for a moment.

"You said."

The aunt patted Jiang Yuyan on the shoulder and told her to boldly tell the truth.

Jiang Yuyan looked serious and had sharp eyes:
"A person can pretend to be honest, but he cannot pretend to be tall and handsome."

The aunts all lowered their eyelids and nodded slowly.

“…wisdom teeth.”

"...I also have wisdom teeth."

"...Wisdom tooth extraction in Henan."

Yang Jingyi grabbed Jiang Yuyan's clothes:
"Why are you talking about wisdom teeth extraction?"

"It's hard not to support it."

Jiang Yuyan explained calmly.

"You are quite confident."

Yang Jingyi looked at her speechlessly.

"They said it themselves. It's hard not to support wisdom teeth removal in Henan."

Jiang Yuyan learned the accent of the aunts.

Yang Jingyi: "..."

【Wisdom teeth! Fat intestines and wisdom teeth! 】

[You can pretend to be honest, but you cannot pretend to be tall and handsome. If you choose to be honest, you may find out in the end that he is neither handsome nor honest. 】

[Wow, she is so amazing, she can understand such a strong accent instantly. 】

[Driving a Wuling with one hand, carrying two hundred kilograms of rice on one shoulder, and easily joining the neighborhood neighborhood aunties group. I don’t know how many surprises you have in store for me, Miss Jiang. 】

[The life of an ugly man is also a life. Are there no people who love ugliness to speak out? 】

"Clap clap clap!"

Jiang Yuyan clapped her palms, and when the aunts came to their senses, she spoke slowly and heavily:
"But none of that matters."

"Honesty and duty are not important, appearance is not important, so what is important?"

Aunts are confused.

Jiang Yu sighed as if he was digging his heart out:
"If you love a man, don't care about whether he is tall or handsome, whether he has time to spend with me, or the color of the Porsche he gave me."

I saw the aunts’ expressions of disbelief.

Jiang Yuyan said modestly:
"I didn't say this, I read it in a book. I personally think it's very philosophical, and I use it as a guide as a guiding light on the road to love." Yang Jingyi touched her:
"What books do you usually read?"

Jiang Yuyan: “I read a lot of literature.”

Gu Chongzhi and He Boxian both looked at her and asked her to elaborate.

Jiang Yuyan said calmly:
"Books with research value - novels!"

Jiang Yuyan feels that it doesn't matter what kind of book it is, as long as it can be used at critical moments, it is valuable.

"You know literature, haha..."

Yang Jingyi pinched her thigh, and finally the power was broken. Seeing the aunts looking over, she quickly said seriously:
"Ahem, our eldest brother's advantages are not only that he is tall and handsome, but he can also afford a Porsche."

"Expand and tell me."

The aunts were obviously interested.

Yang Jingyi bumped into Jiang Yuyan and asked her for help.

Jiang Yuyan: "What you said is very good, isn't it?"

Yang Jingyi looked at Gu Zhongzhi awkwardly:
"I...I don't know Lawyer Gu well, so I'm worried about saying the wrong thing."

Yang Jingyi was worried about offending others with her quick talk, but Jiang Yuyan had no such worries.

She smiled at Gu Zhongzhi:
"When you go out, your identity is given by others. How can Lawyer Gu be angry?"

Gu Chongzhi also smiled slightly:
"Exalted."

[Jiang Yuyan: When I go out, my identity is given by myself, and the identities of others are also given by me. 】

[Gu Lushi: As for my ex-girlfriend’s hacking of me, it’s hard for an upright official to resolve household affairs, so I can’t explain clearly. 】

[She is making trouble and he is laughing. It’s so embarrassing. 】

[Your uncle should pamper her. 】

"Everyone knows about my eldest brother's conditions. He is a lawyer, has a company, has a house and a car. As for the rest..."

Jiang Yuyan was very close to Gu Zhongzhi. She raised her hand to hook one shoulder and patted his chest with her other hand:
"He needs to have brains and a mouth, he needs to be polite but also presumptuous, he needs to talk with phlegm, and he needs quality... He really doesn't have this."

Aunts: "?"

Gu Chongzhi: "..."

Seeing them all staring at her, Jiang Yuyan accidentally told the truth and said calmly:
"He is a lawyer, not the bastard of the wishing fountain."

"Being handsome, being able to afford a Porsche, one thing in the village, another thing in the city, one thing in front of you, and another thing behind your back. With such conditions, if he is polite, doesn't spit, and has charming qualities, he can come to the community committee Looking at each other indirectly?"

Jiang Yu's cigarette foam flew out of his mouth, causing the aunts to back away.

"..."

【I knew it……】

[I want to be half as eloquent as her, but I won’t have no eloquence at all. 】

[The worst time Gu Lushi was hacked was the last time. 】

[After hearing her description, I couldn’t bear to look at Master Gu. 】

【+1】

[Gu Lushi: There is a sentence that I must re-examine - having you is my bad luck. 】

The aunts over there are still discussing

Yang Jingyi approached and asked if she didn’t understand:
"What is looking at each other indirectly?"

Jiang Yuyan turned sideways and explained to them:
"Looking at their daughters through the aunts."

Yang Jingyi: "..."

What else did he want to ask? When he noticed the dangerous aura exuding from the handsome man beside him with his eyes narrowed, he closed his mouth instantly and looked at Jiang Yuyan with a self-seeking look.

Unfortunately, Jiang Yuyan did not receive it. Seeing that the aunts were discussing in full swing, the enthusiastic aunt took out the melon seeds and distributed them to everyone. She even stepped forward to grab a handful and discuss with them.

Finally, two aunts couldn't help but mention that they still had unmarried daughters at home.

 Today is a straight game as always: ask for votes, catch bugs, and ask for both.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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