Chapter 24 Why Me

[Gu Lushi: A simple compliment is enough, there is no need to be so specific about your admiration. 】

[Gu Lushi: I want to sue my ex-girlfriend for using me for false publicity. 】

[Gu Lushi: Where is the morality, where is the bottom line, where are the mature women, and where are the villa Hummers? 】

"why me?"

No matter how calm Gu Zhongzhi is, there will still be times when his defenses are broken.

Jiang Yuyan smiled, imitating his tactical nod:
"At any time, Lawyer Gu is my first choice."

He laughed out loud and closed his eyes.

Autistic.

[Gu Lushi: Thank you, because of you, my resume is more beautiful. 】

[Gu Lushi closed her eyes and fucked her uncle with her thoughts, venting her physical energy. 】

[Gu Lushi: Only after turning around did I realize that I had never been so deeply loved. 】

[Hahaha, Gu Lushi: I have done a lot of evil in my life, and I deserve it. 】

[He was obviously unhappy, but he smiled and closed his eyes. He had her in his heart! ! ! This is too good to kowtow. 】

[This... Gu Lushi himself saw it and wanted to give you 50 yuan to help you see a psychiatrist. 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, why don’t you see an ophthalmologist? 】

[The thing is no longer as simple as blindness, it must be a very abnormal mental illness. 】

The aunts who were originally chatting in twos and threes (passionate exchange of information) gathered around them in an instant, and it took a long time to sort out the relationship between the four of them.

Gu Zhongzhi is the eldest brother, He Boxian is the second brother, Yang Jingyi is the third sister, and Jiang Yuyan is the younger sister.

"My little sister has a loud voice, so she didn't scare my uncle and aunt."

Yang Jingyi patted Jiang Yuyan on the shoulder, acting like a sister.

"That's not true..."

The aunt waved her hands repeatedly, as if she wanted to ask something but didn't dare.

Jiang Yuyan and Yang Jingyi looked at each other.

"Brother, let's go back. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why hang yourself on the tree of the community committee."

Jiang Yuyan raised her voice and shook her head at Gu Zhongzhi's disgusted expression, which was as heartbreaking as the sentence "An ant has been gone for ten years".

Gu Chongzhi: "..."

[Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard, what kind of genius is Jiang Yuyan. 】

[According to legend, Gu Lushi does not like beauties, but he is obsessed with the neighborhood committee aunt. 】

[You are really hungry, you can eat anything. 】

[Well, I already have a sense of the picture. 】

[Master Gu, there is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should I fall in love with the neighborhood committee aunt? 】

[Everyone is making fun of the two of them. Facts have proved that these two really broke up. Apart from the ex-girlfriend, who else can be so vicious. 】

Gu Zhongzhi folded his arms and stared coldly at the woman suffering from mental illness, then glanced at Yang Jingyi with a narrow smile:
"First of all, I didn't mess with you, and secondly, I didn't mess with you."

Jiang Yuyan: "..."

Yang Jingyi: "..."

Noticing the aunt's suspicious eyes, Jiang Yuyan stepped forward and pressed Gu Zhongzhi's shoulders, and said righteously:
"Brother, I know you are eager to get married, but you are also worried that those women are plotting your money, so you made this move."

"If money is a stumbling block to your love, you can transfer them to my name.

For the sake of my eldest brother's happiness, I am willing to sacrifice the pain of love and money, just let me eat it alone. "

Aunt from the neighborhood committee: "..."

He Boxian: "..."

Yang Jingyi: "..."

Gu Chongzhi: "..."

The abacus beads are all broken on the face.

Yang Jingyi held back her laughter and came closer:
"For the happiness of eldest brother, I am also willing to sacrifice love." Gu Zhongzhi glanced at Jiang Yuyan indifferently:
"I know your intentions are good, but I suggest you don't go."

Jiang Yuyan pulled Gu Zhongzhi and performed "Sister advises her brother to give up the tree of the neighborhood committee and return to the forest of the blind date market." After eighteen performances, among the crowd of onlookers, an aunt who couldn't help but came forward to inquire. .

"How old is this young man?"

"I just turned eighteen this year!"

Jiang Yu's cigarette holder used a super strong clip sound faster than his brain.

"..."

Seeing their expressions of shock, Grandma Rong's face showed no emotion, and when she spoke again, her voice couldn't be more serious:
"I mean, his body has just turned eighteen. Look at these legs. They are longer than my life. These chest muscles are bigger than mine. This face is thicker than the powder on my face... No, it's white. .”

Gu Zhongzhi: "..."

Shock!

Yang Jingyi: "..."

So explosive!
He Boxian: "..."

Three views shattered!

[I just turned eighteen this year, and I was automatically replaced by Gu Lushi, twisting his waist and making a super strong clip sound...Jiu Min! ! ! 】

[My life is not as long as my ex-boyfriend’s legs, my bear size is not as big as my ex-boyfriend’s breasts, and my makeup is not as white as my ex-boyfriend’s skin! Beauty Jiang is a cruel person. 】

[For the happiness of her ex-boyfriend, Miss Jiang sacrificed too much. 】

[Master Gu: Really, it’s not necessary. 】

[The real age is not important. What is important is that the body has just turned eighteen. Jiang Yuyan understands women. 】

Jiang Yu Yanguang said it was not possible yet, grabbed the two aunties, and pointed at Gu Zhongzhi:
"Aunties, please check carefully to see if I am lying. With his face, I have to slap myself even when we quarrel."

Neighborhood committee aunt: "..."

I don’t know if he lied, but he definitely used exaggeration.

Yang Jingyi, He Boxian: "..."

They turned to look at Gu Zhongzhi and asked silently, did she really slap her?
Gu Zhongzhi: "..."

He lowered his eyes and curled up into a gnashing smile, she'd better be!

[She is really, I cried to death, my family, who understands. 】

[It’s not easy to get along with such an ex-girlfriend. I suggest Gu Lushi slap himself to find out the reason. 】

[Expand and talk about the inside. 】

[She never mentioned anything about quality. 】

The aunts looked at Gu Zhongzhi and began to comment:
"The boy is so handsome. He has a nose, eyes, hands and feet."

"I wonder if the hair on your legs will grow?"

"It doesn't matter if the hair on his legs grows long or not, the hair on his legs is too long to be used as food."

"That's what I said...but he's too handsome to look like someone who loves mobile phones."

"nonsense!"

When Jiang Yuyan heard this sentence, he was the first to disagree:
"Love of mobile phones is related to hobbies, money, and performance, but it has nothing to do with beauty or ugliness."

"What kind of hobby, what kind of performance?"

The aunts looked confused.

[The two of them are talking about their own things and do not disturb each other. 】

[Auntie: I said Aifeng Mobile is an honest person. Jiang Yuyan: Love Crazy Mobile Phone is not a human being. 】

[Oh my gosh, I always thought that being safe and being an iPhone was a deliberate joke, but I didn’t expect that my aunt could actually describe being safe as being crazy about mobile phones. 】

[The guy is so handsome, his nose is a nose, his eyes are eyes, and he has hands and feet... Hahaha, this is quite shocking in a dating group for people with disabilities]

Jiang Yuyan stepped forward and hugged their shoulders:
"Auntie, listen to me."

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