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Chapter 45 One is playing with his legs, the other is playing with his life
  Seeing that what the old lady was holding was really pesticide, Qin Jiang's face changed with fright.

"Old lady, please stop eating now and tell me what you have to say!"

Qin Jiang ran to the toilet, and after a while he brought out a bowl of soapy water, ready for the old lady to drink it.

Unexpectedly, the old lady insisted on not drinking, and instead said with a look of disgust: "Little doctor, if you ask me to drink soapy water, it would be better to take pesticides."

"This soapy water is so unpleasant to drink. I vomited for a long time last time I drank it, and it took me a long time to recover."

The old lady insisted on not drinking, and Qin Jiang couldn't find any good solution for a while.

It can't be forced into me, right?

Fortunately, Qin Jiang saw that the old lady was in good spirits, so he asked the old lady to sit down first and checked her pulse.

As a result, Qin Jiang was frightened by this pulse.

Not only was the old lady fine, her gastrointestinal function was even better than that of ordinary people.

This time the old lady won't be able to fix it.

Could it be said that pesticides can also help people regulate their stomach and intestines?
  Seeing that Qin Jiang was frowning and silent, the old lady seemed to have guessed the result of taking the pulse and smiled at Qin Jiang.

"How about little doctor, let me just say it's okay if I take this pesticide, right?"

"If something happened, I would have died a long time ago. How could I still come to you and ask you to treat me?"

The old lady looked proud when she said this, and the audience in the live broadcast room were all amazed.

"Dr. Qin's patients are getting more and more outrageous. I can understand it even if I wasn't afraid of boiling water before. After all, it's okay to be tough. How do you explain the pesticides?"

"The legendary invulnerability to all poisons. Could it be that martial arts novels are not deceptive and that such magical kung fu really exists?"

"Upstairs, read less books about ghost fights all day long. Believing in everything will only harm you."

"Weren't there several people who said they had special powers before? But Doctor Qin exposed them one by one, waiting for Doctor Qin to slap them in the face."

Although most people believe in science, they think there are no special powers in the world.

But I have to say that it is really outrageous for an old lady to take pesticides.

They scratched their heads and couldn't figure out what was going on.

Qin Jiang once again gave the old lady a careful full body examination.

After confirming that this was not the old lady's problem, Qin Jiang turned his attention to the tube of pesticide.

Qin Jiang was silent for a moment and asked: "Old lady, have you only taken this pesticide? Have you taken other pesticides?"

As soon as Qin Jiang said these words, Liu Yan, who was standing aside, immediately widened her eyes and felt that Qin Jiang was simply crazy.

Qin Jiang was more nervous than anyone else when the old lady took pesticides just now, but now he asked the old lady if she had taken any other pesticides.

What the hell does this mean that the old lady should try other flavors?

The old lady shook her head.

"I haven't tried other pesticides yet. This is the only one in my family. My father bought it before."

Qin Jiang seemed to have figured out something and continued to ask.

"So you have been taking this pesticide for so many years? I think the label seems a bit old. You probably didn't buy this pesticide recently, right?"

The old lady smiled.

"I told you that my father bought it. He bought a lot of them and kept a lot of them in the warehouse at home."

"I happen to like to eat this kind of food. I have enough at home for at least ten years."

The old lady's words made everyone speechless again.

They had heard of people hoarding food and snacks, but this was the first time they had seen someone like the old lady hoarding pesticides.

Qin Jiang took out his mobile phone and searched the Internet directly according to the brand name of the pesticide on the test tube.

Soon, Qin Jiang found the relevant information.

After reading it, Qin Jiang fell silent. "Hey little doctor, do you know what's wrong with me? It doesn't matter if you don't know. I can go to other hospitals to check."

The old lady was straightforward, but she didn't think Qin Jiang's medical skills were bad.

But the old lady had been to many hospitals before, but she didn't see what was wrong with her.

The old lady just didn't want to put psychological pressure on Qin Jiang and wanted him to relax.

Qin Jiang said: "Old lady, you are not immune to all poisons, but the pesticide you are taking has expired."

"what?"

As soon as Qin Jiang said this, not only the old lady, but also the audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Can pesticides still expire? Damn it, it's true."

"I'm a chemistry major. I actually had this guess just now, but I didn't expect this to be the real reason."

"Brother upstairs, can pesticides really expire? If it's true, I'm going to follow the old lady's example and go out and pretend."

"Brother, not all pesticides will expire. Some pesticides become more powerful as they expire, such as dichlorvos."

Qin Jiang had already noticed something was wrong when he took the old lady's pulse.

Qin Jiang has no doubts about his medical skills.

After all, my medical skills are given by the system, so there is absolutely no chance that something will go wrong.

Since there is no problem with the system, it can only be the problem with the medicine the old lady took.

So Qin Jiang went back to check the information online, and found out that this brand of pesticide had been discontinued thirty years ago.

And the pesticide in the test tube in my hand has expired for more than 20 years.

"Old lady, you are lucky. Your pesticide will no longer be toxic after it expires. That's why you are fine after taking it for so long, and it doesn't even have any impact on your body."

"But if you switch to other pesticides, that could be a big problem."

Qin Jiang said to the old lady seriously: "You must not do this kind of operation again in the future. It is very dangerous and may cause death."

Now it was the old lady's turn to be embarrassed.

Previously, the old lady complained that the old man was a show-off, but in the end she almost got her leg stuck in it.

As a result, he played harder and almost lost his life.

Qin Jiang was speechless looking at the old couple.

Sure enough, once a person is free, he can do anything.

One is playing with his legs, the other is playing with his life.

Cruel!

The old lady said to Qin Jiang with some embarrassment:
  "Then since this thing is not poisonous, can I still eat it?"

"I can't afford the gasoline. If I can't eat the pesticide, I feel like I will be suffocated to death."

This is not a lie, old lady.

The reason why she was able to give up gasoline was because of the pesticide.

Now Qin Jiang suddenly told her to stop taking pesticides, and the old lady would definitely die of discomfort.

Qin Jiang shook his head and said:

"Although this pesticide has expired, no one can protect it in case it is sealed and the effectiveness has not evaporated."

"So for safety reasons, this pesticide cannot be eaten."

"Don't be afraid that you will feel uncomfortable without pesticides, because I already know what your disease is and I can cure it for you."

The old lady quickly asked: "What's the disease?"

(End of this chapter)