Live broadcast: I am an upright Chinese medicine practitioner, and all my patients died online

Chapter 44 Damn it, Nong!

"Huh? Does it cost 31,000 yuan to just treat it like this?"

"Little doctor, I see you haven't done much trouble. Isn't the price too high?"

Hearing what the old lady said, a group of professional doctors in the live broadcast room couldn't help it.

"Even if our dean were asked to do this kind of open surgery, he wouldn't dare to do it. Is it expensive to charge 30,000 yuan?"

"The elderly are like this. Diligence and frugality have become their habit. In fact, many elderly people's diseases are saved by saving money."

"This aunt reminds me of my grandmother. She used to take her to get her teeth filled and refused to go. As a result, all her teeth were decayed and she had to wear dentures."

Qin Jiang also knows that more than 30,000 yuan is a lot of money for uncles and aunts.

So Qin Jiang explained patiently: "Old lady, I'm not messing around. Any operation involving surgery is a very dangerous operation."

"And I also said that I am the only one who can heal the old man's leg."

"You can choose for yourself, whether you want this 30,000 yuan or my uncle's leg."

When communicating with people like the old lady, there is no point in emphasizing the difficulty of treatment. Just tell them the results directly and let them do multiple-choice questions.

Although the old lady cares about money, she is not an ignorant person.

After thinking for a moment, she sighed heavily.

"Forget it, just thirty thousand to one. If you can exchange thirty thousand for a leg, that's fine."

At this time, the old lady looked at the old man again, no longer as proud as before.

The best leg in Jincheng is simply a waste of money!

Ding.

[It was detected that the host was outspoken to the patient and told the patient’s hidden illness, which greatly helped the patient and the task was completed]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Pica Correction Pill]

Qin Jiang was stunned when he looked at the rewards issued by the system.

What are pica correction pills?
  Why doesn't it sound like a serious medicine?

Just when Qin Jiang was confused, the old lady who had already paid the money said sheepishly: "Little doctor, I think you seem to have some skills. How about you check it out for me too?"

"It's just that the medical expenses can't be charged so expensively."

Qin Jiang looked confused.

"Old lady, are you sick too?"

It's no wonder that Qin Jiang asked this question, because judging from the examination alone, the old lady in front of him was obviously very healthy, and there was no major problem at all.

The old lady nodded, a little embarrassed.

"Actually, I don't know if it's an illness. It's just that... I like to eat some weird things. If I don't eat for a day, I feel uncomfortable all over the body and have no energy all day long."

Hearing what the old lady said, Qin Jiang's eyes suddenly widened.

What the hell!

Could it be drug use?
  Qin Jiang quickly moved a bench and asked the old lady to sit down.

"Old lady, what exactly is going on? Please tell me in detail."

The old lady stared at Qin Jiang for a long time before she said, "I like to drink gasoline."

"You don't care whether it's 92 or 95, whether it's diesel or gasoline, I'll know what's in this cup and which gas station it comes from as soon as I drink it."

What?
  So awesome?
  This time even Qin Jiang was dumbfounded.

The audience in the live broadcast room even started discussing enthusiastically.

"Hahaha, these old couple are quite interesting. One has Jincheng Iron Legs and the other likes to drink gasoline. They are both masters!"

"It really goes with the old saying, it's not like a family doesn't have a home."

"I've heard of people drinking alcohol, drinks, and tea, but this is the first time I've seen people drinking gasoline."

"It's not unusual for her to drink gasoline. What's strange is that she could even tell which gas station it came from. This is outrageous."

Seeing the old lady's rosy complexion, Qin Jiang even wondered if his diagnostic skills had failed.

It shouldn't be. If the old lady really likes to drink gasoline as she said, how could there be nothing wrong at all?
  "Old lady, put your hand up and I'll take your pulse."

The old lady put her hand on her pulse.

Qin Jiang felt his pulse and frowned immediately.

Just like what he saw with his telescope.

There is nothing wrong with the old lady's body. She can even be said to be healthy.

"Old lady, how many liters of gasoline did you usually drink every day?"

The old lady thought about it carefully and said, "I don't drink it every day. It's expensive. Who can drink it every day?"

"I probably drink it once every two or three days. I drink more than half a bowl at a time."

"After drinking for more than half a year, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I finally gave up."

Upon hearing what the old lady said, Qin Jiang nodded and said that this was right.

Whether it is gasoline or diesel, it is definitely harmful to the human body.

But as long as you don't drink a lot, your body can slowly metabolize these toxic substances.

The old lady didn't drink for a long time and later stopped drinking, so now she looks like a normal person.

"Isn't it good to quit? Just don't touch it again in the future. I think you are in good health now and there is nothing wrong with you."

"Can not be done."

The old lady waved to Qin Jiang repeatedly.

"You don't know that when I first stopped drinking gasoline, I felt itchy and uncomfortable all over my body. I felt like I couldn't lift my spirits all day long, and it was worse than death."

The more Qin Jiang listened, the more he felt something was wrong.

Are you giving up gasoline?
  I'm afraid you're not recovering from drugs!

Qin Jiang quickly interrupted the old lady.

"No matter how uncomfortable it was when you first quit, at least you're not drinking gasoline now, right?"

The old lady nodded.

"That's true, I don't drink gasoline now, little doctor, do you know why?"

Qin Jiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The old lady was even pretending to be secretive.

But as an elderly person, you should cooperate when it’s time to cooperate.

So Qin Jiang looked very interested and asked: "Why?"

The old lady said mysteriously: "Because I have found a replacement, and it is this thing."

The old lady mysteriously took out a small plastic tube from her pocket.

This small plastic tube looks like a test tube used in chemical experiments. It has a red lid, a transparent plastic tube, and a label on the outside.

The plastic tube contained most of the brownish-yellow powder.

Although Qin Jiang didn't know what it was, he always felt that it shouldn't be a good thing.

Before Qin Jiang could react, the old lady opened the test tube, took a handful and put it into her mouth, with an expression of great enjoyment on her face.

Qin Jiang was immediately frightened and almost couldn't help but call the police directly when he picked up his cell phone.

The expression on this old lady's face when she eats this powder is so wrong!

Isn't this just a happy expression?
  You old lady, why don't you come to my medical clinic to take medicine?

It took the old lady a while to regain her composure. She pointed to the powder on her hand and said to me with a smile: "I use this thing to replace gasoline. It's cheap."

Qin Jiang couldn't help but ask: "What are you talking about?"

The old lady said calmly: "Oh, this is pesticide, the one I usually use for farming."

Damn it, farmer!

Qin Jiang quickly grabbed the plastic tube from the old lady's hand and found that the label on it did say 666 pesticide!

(End of this chapter)