Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 58 Human Realm

Chapter 58 Human Realm (One Photo for Eternity)
Normally Pluto sleeps for at most seven days.

This time he slept until New Year's Eve before waking up, which counted for more than a month.

It seems that I really used too much force in Kunlun last time.

Ruyi finished setting off the firecrackers early and put a red couplet on the door of the noodle shop.

Yanliu Lane is decorated with lights and colorful decorations everywhere.

Both sides of the street are lined with stalls selling fruits and melon seeds.

The owner of the braised pork shop made fifty pounds of bacon and hung it in front of the store for sale.

This is the last day they run the stall, and they only go out for one morning, because they all go home in the afternoon to celebrate the New Year. I have been busy for a year, so I just take these two days to rest.

Lin Xiang went to help Ruyi clean the store early in the morning, and was beaten by Ruyi by the way.

Lin Xiang didn't even ask why Ruyi hit him. It was all his fault anyway. Being beaten was the norm.

"Don't you have anything to express during the Chinese New Year?" Ruyi asked fiercely.

When Xiang Lin heard this, he thought he was asking for a gift. Fortunately, he had prepared it in advance.

I saw him run to the person in trouble, and then run back to Ruyi Noodle House a moment later. Holding a beautifully packaged paper box in his hand.

"Here!" He handed the box to Ruyi pretending to be casual.

Ruyi took the box and opened it without thinking.

Lin Xiang's eyes widened: "You are opening the gift in front of me!"

Ruyi nodded: "Is there any problem?"

Lin Xiang shook his head fiercely: "No problem, no problem."

There is a bright red scarf in the box, the color is very festive.

Ruyi touched it and found it was very soft. She took it in her hand and looked at it again. There was a snow-white little fox embroidered on the edge of the scarf. Although it had no facial features, it was lifelike.

Ruyi liked it in her heart and was about to say something when she suddenly felt something was not right.

She sniffed.

Then I glanced at the small label on the scarf.

It is clearly printed on it:

30% fox fur.

70% chemical fiber.

"..."

Lin Xiang felt that he was afraid of being beaten again, so he quickly said: "I, I, I will take it and retreat."

Ruyi hung the scarf around his neck and said, "No need. I have killed quite a few of my kind since I was born."

Lin Xiang gave a thumbs up: "Sister Ruyi is powerful and domineering!"

In the afternoon, Ruyi and Lin Xiang went back to celebrate the New Year.

Pluto was wearing his favorite dark purple Tang suit, his hair was neatly combed, and he looked like a pretty boy.

"Brother Pluto, you have such a face, you are such a killer! If you were put on the street to sell couplets, those young aunts and old mothers would snap up all your couplets in minutes."

Speaking of the couplets, Lin Xiang slapped his head and suddenly remembered a question: "Brother Pluto, what's wrong, we didn't post the couplets for the troublemakers."

Pluto smiled: "Then I won't post it. Do you still expect some god from heaven to come and protect us troublemakers?"

"Is there still such a relationship?"

"The couplets in every household are the ears and eyes of the gods in the heaven. They want to observe the situation of each household, and bless the good, and bless the bad... There are gods with three feet above their heads, who reward the good and punish the evil and punish the bad." Pluto means. A deep smile.

Lin Xiang waved his hands exaggeratedly: "Oh, I am a mortal, why do I need to know this? I really know too much!"

"Can you please have a little face? What kind of mortal are you?"

"..."

In the evening, Pluto gave the person a big table in the backyard.

Lin Xiang lit hundreds of bright lights in mid-air, illuminating the backyard very brightly.

Ruyi is busy preparing dumplings for New Year's Eve.

The family is getting ready to celebrate the New Year.

The bird girl sat in a corner of the table in a daze.

If Ruyi was there, she would not help, otherwise the two of them would definitely quarrel.

Poetry turned into a human form, running around in the backyard, just like a silly daughter of a landlord.

Lin Xiang looked at the poetry with the eyes of an old father, and then said: "You can play, but don't touch the chess game in the pavilion! The things in the pavilion are very vicious!"

Poetic and lovely said: "I know that the substitute brother and the evil soul brother are playing chess, and I will not disturb them."

Lin Xiang smiled, thinking that the poem was quite polite.

"Okay, then you play, run slowly and don't fall!"

After Lin Xiang finished speaking, he lowered his head and scrolled through the V-letter circle of friends.

After reading a lot of news about poisonous chicken soup and the wife beating the mistress, he couldn't help but say: "Women are really tough creatures."

The bird girl was curious and sat next to Lin Xiang. She came over and took a look at the phone screen and wondered: "Why is this woman so excited? When men go out to play, she should go out to play too."

"We're all going out to play and we're still getting a beating." Lin Xiang said with a smile.

The bird girl was even more puzzled and asked with raised eyebrows: "Could it be that if a woman beats a man's new love like this, the two of them can have a good life?"

Lin Xiang was speechless when asked, and he was stunned for a moment and said: "Ah, you don't understand the things in the world. I, a native mortal, can't understand it."

"Ok."

Lin Xiang turned to another video. In order to test whether cats have nine lives, a scientist flew a plane and dropped the cat from an altitude of several thousand meters. He read half of it and then turned it off.

He is not a very caring person, but he still can't help but complain a few words: "To be honest, if this cat jumped from a high place and fell to death, it would only be a bad life, but artificially destroying this cat Throwing someone down from a high altitude isn't murder, is it? Are scientists so violent nowadays?"

"Perhaps scientists want to create an artifact based on cat bionics that can make people fall from high altitudes but still save their lives?" Pluto teased from the side.

"You can pull a few and fall. Unless there is an air crash, who is stupid enough to fall out of the plane can still survive."

"..."

Lin Xiangda rambled for a while, feeling bored. Then he read some festive content and turned off the phone screen.

The three of them looked at the table in a daze.

Shishi finally got tired of playing, turned into a rabbit and jumped into Lin Xiang's arms.

Now it became three people and one rabbit in a daze.

When Pluto saw that everyone was so bored, he tapped his fingers and conjured three beauties out of thin air to add to the fun.

The three beauties all wore tight-fitting cheongsams that covered their hips. After bowing to everyone, they began to dance on the spot.

Lin Xiang took a look and found that these three were all good-looking, with oval faces and willow-leaf eyebrows, charming figures, and hot figures, with bulging front and back.

He then touched Pluto with his elbow and asked, "Can these three be used?"

"..."

"Can you do it with a real gun?"

"..."

"I'm just asking!"

"The dumplings are ready!" Ruyi came over carrying a steaming basin. Then he directed Lin Xiang to get the small bowl.

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New Year's Eve.

It's snowy outside.

The courtyard has a strong New Year flavor
Lin Xiang took out the selfie stick he had bought a long time ago and prepared to take a photo of four people eating dumplings.

He held the camera and was closest to the lens. The three people behind him looked hazy in the heat of the food, as if they had used filters.

Click.

One photo lasts forever.

Lin Xiang happily uploaded the photo to his circle of friends.

Love has no boundaries and likes.

Ye Ye Ye liked and left a comment: Dumplings stuffed with grass jelly? I want to eat too.

The evil and arrogant person replied Yeyeye: Wang Wulong, where did you die? Come back quickly! Your brothers are waiting for you.

Yeyeye replied to the evil person: [yellow villain grinning with bared teeth] I am at the end of the world, the end of the world.

The evil and arrogant person replied Yeyeye:...

Zhao Xin, the angel in white, liked it and left a message: There are so many beauties, but there is only one handsome guy. It’s so frustrating.

The evil and arrogant person responded to the angel in white Zhao Xin: There are obviously two handsome guys! Although my boss is not as handsome as me, he is still a handsome guy!

The down-and-out person liked and left a message: That’s awesome, that’s awesome, my career is developing very well now! What the master said is so accurate! I’ll give you a big red envelope tomorrow!

The evil and crazy person replied to the down-and-out person: [Hands clasped face expression] Then why don’t you change your nickname?
The down-and-out person replied to the evil and arrogant person: Master, I have changed into a smooth sailing person, but you haven't refreshed it yet.

The evil and crazy person replied to the down-and-out person: Oh, okay, remember the big red envelope tomorrow.

After drinking and eating, Lin Xiang sincerely invited Pluto to say a few words to everyone and give out some year-end bonuses or something.

"Brother Pluto, do you have any famous quotes to say to us little pimps!"

Hades thought for a moment and said, "No."

"..."

Seeing everyone's expressions of expectation, Pluto had no choice but to bite his head and say: "I have lived for so long and I have realized a truth."

"What's the reason?" Lin Xiang asked curiously.

"The most important thing is to live."

"shit!"

"The life I'm talking about is completely different from the life you understand."

"Oh, anyone can say that."

"In short, the longer you live, the less you want to die. Okay, I'm done. Let's break up the meeting!"

Lin Xiang grabbed Pluto's sleeve: "Did you forget something?"

"what's up?"

"Year-end bonus!"

Pluto said: "After the Chinese New Year, each person can come to me and receive two hundred yuan, in any currency of the three realms."

"Who cares about your two hundred yuan? A profiteer! Why don't you take it to death!"

"It's okay if you don't want it. If you don't want it, I'll donate it to the welfare home."