Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 57 Human World
  Major events in heaven:
  The old association of Tianjie headed by Dongyang collapsed.

The new association of Tianjie was established with difficulty in this huge dispute.

Heaven has completely changed its appearance.

It’s just unclear whether it will get better or worse in the future.

Hope it gets better and better.

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Pluto leaned on the couch with his eyes half closed, not knowing who he was communicating with.

Lin Xiang was feeding poetry attentively.

The poetry is getting better and better, it seems that Ruyi has been feeding her good food these days.

"Did Ruyi mistreat you while I was gone?" Lin Xiang asked half-jokingly.

Ruyi shook the rabbit's head: "No, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that Sister Ruyi and Aunt Que are having a fight."

Lin Xiang snorted: "What's the matter with you? Are you called Sister Ruyi or Aunt Xiaoque?"

Shiyi answered honestly: "Sister Ruyi asked me to call her that."

"..."

Lin Xiang poked the poetic rabbit's head: "Why did they quarrel?"

"Sister Ruyi said that Aunt Quenu had bad intentions."

Bad intentions?

Lin Xiang instantly remembered her huge cleavage that was difficult to measure with the naked eye.

What did she mean that day?

"OK……"

"Ding ~"

The phone beeped after a long absence.

I saw my mobile phone lying quietly on the bedside as if it had fallen out of favor.

Lin Xiang remembered that he hadn't played with his mobile phone for a long time, and he hadn't taken on any work since returning from Kunlun.

He picked up the phone and saw that the battery was only 3%.

Click on the V letter.

Love has no boundaries: Brother Lin Xiang.

Call him big brother? It must be Zhao Lei'er. It's impossible for his father to call him big brother.

The evil and charming man said: What's wrong? If you have something to say, say it quickly! If you have a fart, say it quickly!
  Love has no boundaries: I had an argument with my classmate today. He told me not to look in the mirror in the bathroom at night, or something would happen. I said he was talking nonsense!
  classmate?

Lin Xiang rolled his eyes and then remembered that Zhao Lei'er was still a senior in high school.

The evil and arrogant person said: [yellow villain smiling expression] That classmate of yours is talking nonsense.

Love without borders: the truth? What does it mean? You really can't look in the mirror when you go to the toilet at night? I take photos every night, should there be any problem?

The evil, charming and arrogant person: Something big will happen!
  Love has no boundaries: [yellow villain’s frightened expression]
  The evil, charming and arrogant person will cause trouble: because you will see a big ugly guy.

……

Love without borders: Haha, my kindness to you and me has been exhausted, let’s say goodbye!
  Just as Prime Minister Lin was about to retaliate, the screen of his phone went black.

Completely out of power.

He climbed onto the couch and shook Hades vigorously: "Get up!"

Pluto opened his eyes and said slightly impatiently: "What's wrong?"

Lin Xiang handed the phone to Pluto: "Don't you know how to discharge electricity? Charge your phone."

"..."

"Hurry up! I'm chatting with a client! It's worth millions every minute, so there's no time to waste."

"You go to this world to recharge."

"The four-symbol talisman has been used up."

"Go to Ruyi and go to her store to recharge."

"I find it troublesome."

Pluto smiled: "Why don't you buy a power bank?"

Prime Minister Lin: “No money.”

Pluto continued to smile, his eyes slowly changing color: "Oh? Really?"

Lin Xiang jumped off the bed without saying a word: "I'm just kidding, I'm going to buy a power bank."

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Lin Xiang held poetry in his arms and carried the Xuanzhen Sword on his back, swaggering through the Yanliu Lane.

The owner of the braised meat shop saw it and said hello to him: "Brother Lin, are you cosplaying?"

"Nonsense, the sword on my back is an ancient artifact, specially designed to slay demons!"

"Oh? Really? Then...here's a pound of rabbit head! It's freshly braised and very delicious!"

"I'm sorry, I don't like human fireworks." Lin Xiangyi refused righteously. "Oh, do you want to sell the rabbit you have? I recently collected live rabbits, twenty-five pounds per pound."

"I am the Kunlun Jade Rabbit, not for sale!"

"..."

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Lin Xiang remembered that there was a store selling electronic products next to the Internet cafe, and there must be power banks in it.

When he walked over, he found that the Internet cafe was still open.

Could it be that Wang Wulong is back?

Lin Xiang couldn't help but feel happy.

This kid vowed to find his brother, and he came back just a few days ago.

Lin Xiang walked into the Internet cafe quickly and saw Green Snake dozing lazily at the bar.

He tapped his fingers on the bar.

Green Snake didn't even raise his head: "ID card."

"Is your boss back?" Lin Xiang asked.

Green Snake then raised his head and saw that it was Prime Minister Lin. He quickly stood up and said, "Teacher Lin."

"Qing She, please sit down and answer my questions."

"Lord Huan Zun has not come back, we have not returned to Shangqing Palace, and those monster brothers have not returned to Lotus Cave. We are going to wait here together for the return of Lord Yuan Zun and Lord Huan."

Lin Xiang nodded: "Okay, come on!"

There is true love in the world!

Lin Xiang couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Suddenly, he glanced at the big black square on the bar: "Is this a power bank? What's the capacity?"

Green Snake nodded: "Yes, 100,000 milliamps, which is very convenient. It can be used for more than ten days. It's not just full."

"Oh, give it to me."

"..."

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Lin Xiangshun received a power bank and happily sent it back to the person in question.

Pluto sat quietly on the tiger skin couch, apparently ready to sleep.

Lin Xiang rushed forward, held Pluto's head, shook it left and right, and shouted: "Brother Pluto, if you want to go to bed, go back to your room. If you fall asleep here, where will I sleep for the past seven days?"

Pluto was half asleep when he was shaken awake by Lin Xiangsheng.

"Go to your room, this is my territory." Lin Xiangli said confidently.

The veins on Pluto's forehead twitched three times, and finally he said "hmm" and slowly stood up.

"Brother Pluto, do you know that there are so many evil spirits in the Longzhu Cave? I hallucinated that you were transmitting messages to me, and it was so real." Lin Xiang suddenly said.

Pluto walked halfway, paused, and said calmly without looking back: "I did communicate with you that day."

"..."

When Xiang Lin heard this, he broke into a cold sweat for no reason.

He was a little confused.

Did Pluto really communicate with him?
  So when did he start hallucinating that day?

Or should I say that everything is real and there is no hallucination at all?

"Is Wang Wulong really a perverted and schizophrenic maniac?" Lin Xiang asked.

"Do you think you know Wang Wulong?"

"Absolutely..." Lin Xiang wasn't sure.

"Who do you know? You know no one." Pluto said coldly.

Lin Xiang looked at Pluto's familiar back, and suddenly felt a terrifying sense of strangeness.

He was scared.

He was afraid that he was actually having a big spring and autumn dream.

When I woke up, I was still in Longzhu Cave, preparing to accompany Wang Wulong to see the Dragon Mother.

Or when you wake up, you are still delivering express delivery on the street, you are late, and you are scolded by the customer. Everything has not happened yet.

Even when he woke up, he found that he was not even Prime Minister Lin, but had just had a dream that he was Prime Minister Lin.

His mind suddenly became confused.

"What is false is also true, and what is true is also false. Nothing exists and nothing exists." After saying this, Pluto left.

Lin Xiang sat blankly on the couch, his back was cold and the hairs on his body stood on end.

It wasn't until poetry jumped onto him and he touched the real heat that his tense nerves instantly relaxed.

After a moment, he cursed loudly: "Fuck you, old monster, are you angry when you wake up? Did I just wake you up? Why are you scaring me? Damn it!"

All he got in response was a strange, mischievous chuckle.

　Ask for everything~
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)