All the villains can hear my voice

[What did you give me to drink? 】 Chuan Wen is curious. She only knows that her sister Yu’s dark cuisine can make people have smooth bowel movements, but it seems that Ergou’s is better. Just half a cup of water will work!

When someone heard that the water was in the water, the officials present who were troubled by it straightened their ears and listened attentively.

[Honey, fresh potato juice, milk and prune juice exchanged from Hu Shang, konjac, and coptis.]

The materials here are pretty normal, but, [Horse urine? ? ? 】

Chuanwen always wonders if Ergou has read Journey to the West, but Chuanwen is even more confused about, [Why did Ergou develop this thing? Is he constipated? 】

Ergou's face is as beautiful as a orchid orchid tree, coupled with the expression of a person suffering from constipation. Just imagine that the sky is falling when you post this picture!

It’s like chasing a star and losing your house, it’s like a bolt from the blue!

Although there was no more heartfelt voice in the message, the weird silence made everyone feel weird. Isn't it just constipation? Why do they seem to be unable to accept it?

And those constipated officials who are looking forward to the magic potion formula:

They can still understand Coptis chinensis, but why do they need to add horse urine? What are the effects of horse urine?

In fact, as long as it can cure constipation, horse urine is not unacceptable!

One of the officials hadn't had a bowel movement in three days. It was really uncomfortable to feel like he couldn't unload his stomach even though he had something in his stomach. Besides, he had eaten turtle shit, so what was unacceptable about horse urine!

After knowing the secret recipe, he couldn't sit down anymore, so he quietly got up and left. He wanted to go back quickly to get the magic potion out. His stomach was so full that he couldn't wait for a moment!

But unloading is important, and gossiping is also important. Before he left, he told Huang Wang, who was at the same table, "Brother Huang, I will treat you to a drink tomorrow, so you must come!"

Huang Wang knew that he was suffering from constipation, and also knew that he would be anxious to go back and make the magical potion at this moment, so he nodded and said: "Brother Zhao, don't worry, I will definitely attend the appointment tomorrow!"

It’s easy to guess what Brother Zhao is thinking. He just wants to eat the melon from the back. He will definitely share it with Brother Zhao!

After watching Brother Zhao leave, he continued to eat melon.

At this time, the article had already turned to why Ergou wanted to develop this thing, and he was instantly relieved, [It turns out he did it for someone else.]

I breathed a long sigh of relief, my idol was saved!

[After Ergou came to the capital, he often bought books and became familiar with the bookstore owner. However, the little fat man who owned the bookstore was a guy who climbed up and down. He would grovel when he went to buy books in silk and satin clothes. He would grovel when he went to buy books in ordinary clothes. He would just ignore him and sometimes say a few snarky words. Of course Ergou, a simple-dressed guy like him, was ridiculed by the fat man.

Ergou helped the little fat man with constipation develop this one-stop medicine!

The addition of coptis will make the little fat man unable to open his mouth, and the addition of horse urine is purely to make the little fat man sick! Coptis chinensis and horse urine are actually of no use in treating constipation.

But the little fat man was very happy after his constipation was cured. He had to thank Ergou. As long as Ergou went to buy books, he would get a 20% discount for life. But when he said a word of thanks, he retched, hahahaha! 】

The message was passed to Ergou giving a thumbs up, [So the name Ergou is not for nothing, it must be Ergou! 】

Huang Wang:.

Looking at the direction Brother Zhao left, there was no trace of Brother Zhao long ago.

Everyone at the table looked at each other, and everything was quiet, so sometimes you shouldn't be too anxious. You have to listen to what someone has to say, especially what this girl Chuan Wen said!

Zheng Yan, who was with Chuanwen, was also speechless. He had a preliminary understanding of Ergou. He felt that Ergou was similar to Chuanwen. They were both the kind of people who could surprise people, but such surprises often come with surprises. Mixed with all kinds of scares!

[Er Gou not only cured the little old man’s constipation, but also cured the acclimatization of several other people. Several people began to worship Er Gou, but what really made them worship Er Gou as a god]

What is it?

Everyone, including Zheng Yan, was curious. Even Wu Simian, who had just fallen into a cold sweat in the wine shop, couldn't help but gather his energy.

[It is Ergou's analysis of Xiaoliang's policies and plans for its future development] Those policies, reforms and situations were not very clear to Chuanwen, but the eyes of the little old men became brighter and brighter, especially in the When Ergou mentioned that there might be savages in the mountains and they needed to be on guard, several people looked at this young man as elegant as bamboo but as bright as the sun as if they were gods.

When she saw the article here, she suddenly remembered the gossip she had read about Xiaoliang Kingdom before. It seemed that a group of savages had appeared in Xiaoliang Kingdom, and they were still suffering from it.

After reading it carefully, I couldn’t hold back the message, [Hahahaha! After the savages appeared, the men in Xiaoliang couldn't even get wives! Hahaha! 】

The officials who were eating melon seeds and snacks were stunned. They also knew something about the Xiaoliang Kingdom. Those savages were robbing them of their food and livestock. Even so, they even robbed their wives and children! Their families were ruined one by one, so why didn't they ask their emperor to send troops to suppress it?

But this is a sad story. Why is this girl smiling so happily? Can you have some sympathy?

[The savages came down wailing to snatch their food and livestock, but the men of Xiaoliang, who had always been known for their toughness, became weaklings in front of the savages. The beatings were so miserable! 】

【Then.】

Then?

[Then the women of Xiaoliang were conquered by the strength and muscles of the savages, and ran into the mountains without them grabbing them. Some even brought their own livestock and food, and some were afraid of their children and the weak father. If you are having a hard time, you will bring your children with you, hahahaha! 】

Quiet, silent.

[In less than two months, only the old and pot-bellied women in Xiaoliang are left, and there are not even any ugly ones of the right age! 】

[The country of Xiaoliang organized an army to go into the mountains to recapture the women, but they couldn't defeat them at all. Not only did they not recapture the women, they were despised by the women again, hahaha! 】

Still quiet and silent.

[If you can't beat them, they will use civilized tactics - the beauty trap! 】

The minister of the Ministry of Industry coughed, a beauty trap? Are you sure this is a civilized move?

[You stole our women, right? We will steal your women!

So they dressed in gorgeous clothes one by one, mainly because they couldn't show off their muscles. They stood in a row at the foot of the mountain like a peacock spreading its tail, posing and posing.

It really attracted a few female savages, but they just watched from a distance, whistled a few times at them, and then left laughing!

But they didn't gain anything. At least two or three female savages looked at them quite pitifully and threw them two freshly hunted pheasants, hahaha! 】

The silent officials imagined the scene. It seemed more humiliating, right?

[What does it mean to dig out three bedrooms and one living room in an awkward manner? 】

Chuanwen laughed so hard that she almost choked. The guests on the second floor looked at Chuanwen as if they were crazy. However, a social cow like Chuanwen would not stay silent at this time. She waved her hand and said, "Everyone can eat and drink as they please." ,I'll pay!"

Everyone cheered instantly, that's not a psycho, that's a beautiful and cute little fairy!

Different from the cheerful atmosphere on the second floor, the first floor is a bit silent.

The officials looked at each other, and unexpectedly heard the sound of cracking melon seeds. Everyone followed the sound and saw He Lingce, the pretty boy in the corner, cracking melon seeds.

Noticing their gazes, He Lingce looked at them innocently and said silently: "It can't be wasted."