All the villains can hear my voice

The officials are baffled. Are they fierce-looking? They all smiled with eight teeth, how kind! Why did everyone look so scared and run away!

Seeing this scene and the weird atmosphere between them, the waiter became a little nervous. He hurriedly went to the boss and asked the boss if he wanted to report it to the police. What if there was a fight in the store later?

The boss took a sneak peek and saw that the materials those people were wearing were all good, and they all looked quite polite. They didn't look like gangsters or loan sharks who formed a group to collect debts, so he said there was no need to report them to the official first, and he would wait and see.

[Lao Lin complained a lot about Lao Wu]

Chuanwen continued to read the plot, and Wu Simian in the wine shop pricked up his ears, but after Lin Jinjun complained about him, he had to listen carefully.

Lin Jinjun didn't notice any change in the way his good friend looked at him. He was still complaining about his grievances these days, and tears fell one by one.

[Don’t look at Lao Wu’s appearance as a gentleman. In fact, he is very jealous. When the Minister of Civil Affairs held a birthday banquet last time, Lao Wu’s eyes widened when he saw the singing girls, and he was too embarrassed to suggest that they let others accompany him to drink. After returning home, I started to write poems, about how the wealthy families were stinking of wine and meat and their bones were frozen to death on the road, about how the common people who sang and danced in the courtyard had no clothes, and they were all oblique remarks about the ministers of the Ministry of Officials! 】

The Minister of Civil Affairs who just wiped his face said:

So for a while, a lot of satirical poems against him suddenly circulated. Was it the big idiot opposite him? Just because of those poems, he was criticized several times by people from Yushitai! As a result, during that period, he was so scared every day that he didn't even dare to eat meat. He ate porridge and pickles every day, and his wife's waist was even thinner!

The past is unbearable to look back on, but now that I think about it, the Minister of Civil Affairs feels particularly uncomfortable and is about to cry!

【Hahaha! The Minister of Official Affairs×Double Kill! Are you two here to help Black Old Du overcome his calamity? Hahaha! 】

Hei Lao Du was a bit pitiful about the post, but the flavor of this plate of cherry cake was quite special, so he waved the waiter to order another plate.

The few people on the first floor who had served as ministers of the Ministry of Civil Affairs drank water silently. The people in this peaceful and prosperous age did not live that hard, not to mention that it was nothing to let the singer dance for a birthday. They also I know that those poems were a bit overwritten, and the poems were overdone and were full of sourness, but idleness is not idleness. The achievements have been delivered to my hands. If I don’t catch them, I won’t catch them.

[Also, that time the emperor sent someone to give Wang Shuren gold cakes, which also made Lao Wu jealous. Why was it only given to Wang Shuren but not to him? What happened to Wang Shuren’s frugality? The prosperous and prosperous times were not achieved by frugality! 】

I applauded Lao Wu when he passed the message, "I will scold people when they enjoy themselves, and they will scold people when they are frugal. Anyway, as long as the benefits do not come to me, I will scold you!" Hahaha! Lao Wu, the master of double standards! 】

Wu Simian was already sweating profusely, but fortunately Wang Shuren had already been sent to prison, otherwise another person would stab him.

[After Wang Shuren was found guilty of corruption, that guy cooked three bowls of rice for Lao Wu Dese and then went to write poems. That guy was always criticizing corruption! He even complained to his wife that the emperor’s eyesight was so poor that he couldn’t tell the difference between good and bad people]

The prince who had just sat down in the inn next door said: You are a minister of household affairs, you dare to talk about the emperor behind his back, you are waiting for a bear!

Wu Simian already felt pain in his butt and looked at the prince from a distance: Prince, why are you here too? !

In fact, the three Ministers of the Ministry of Industry did not call them the prince, but the prince went out to Tian Wanyin today to see how Qi Fengzhi was doing. On the way, they met the excited Young Master of Honglu Temple. Knowing that there was a good show to watch, then How could he miss it? There was no message in the morning court this morning, which made him bored, so he followed Honglu Temple Shaoqing Pidianpidian.

When we arrived, we found that the first floor of the teahouse was already full. No one wanted to go up to the second floor to meet Chuanwen (because they were afraid that Chuanwen would see them gossiping about them), so they had to stay at a nearby tea stall and inn.

However, they arrived late, and there was no room in the inn, so Yushi Zhongcheng made room for him, and Yushi Zhongcheng went to the tea stall outside to squeeze in with the young minister of Honglu Temple.

It was already mid-afternoon, and the sunshine was not that abundant. There was a cold wind blowing outside, and it was still quite cold.

Originally, the prince was quite moved when he saw that the imperial censor Zhongcheng still gave way to him at such an old age and went outside to enjoy the cold wind.

But as soon as he heard someone saying bad things about his father, his attention was immediately drawn back and he squinted at Wu Simian in the wine shop opposite.

At this time, Wu Simian looked at the second floor of the teahouse opposite. Is it too late for him to rush over and pull Chuanwen away?

Looking down to the first floor, he felt that those people would hold him down as soon as he passed by, and maybe the Minister of Staff would come over to make up for it!

[Also, Lao Wu is sick! 】 Wu Simian was about to cry: I am sick. How could I have made friends with villains like Lin Jinjun if I had not been sick! If I wasn't sick, why would I come drinking with a villain like Lin Jinjun!

[You have to step up with your left foot first when entering the door, and only use the cup on the left when drinking water. You can't lie down except on the bed, and there can't be any wrinkles on the sheets. He even has to cook an even number of boiled peanuts.]

Transmission:.

[Old Wu, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is a bit serious! 】

Everyone was silent. They had seen strange things, but never such strange things.

The Minister of Industry asked Shi Shen quietly, "Is there any particularity in stepping with the left foot when entering the door and only using the cup on the left?"

Why do you only use the left one and not the right one?

Shi Shen thought about this question very seriously, and for some reason he mumbled: "It may be able to ward off evil spirits."

The Minister of the Ministry of Works said in disbelief. The waiter who was huddled behind the counter heard the conversation between the Minister of the Ministry of Industry and Shi Shen. He looked at the cups in the hands of the people on the first floor and did not find the cup on the left that they all used. Yeah, why did this old man suddenly ask such a strange question?

[Oh, I’m a little bored. Let’s see if Ergou is home? 】

When a message was sent that they were concerned about Ergou, a group of officials protested wildly in their hearts. They hated cutting the melon before it was finished. They hadn't heard enough yet, so hurry up and continue with the melons of the Minister of Household Affairs!

Wu Simian on the opposite side breathed a huge sigh of relief, as if he had escaped a disaster, even though he had offended several people!

【.】

After reading through the article, I didn’t know how to describe it. There was a moment of silence, and the group of people listening to the excitement pricked their ears anxiously.

[So now Ergou has become the god that the envoys of Xiaoliang Kingdom worship? 】

The Shaoqing of Honglu Temple successfully captured the words "Messenger of Xiaoliang Kingdom" and was stunned for a moment.

He arrived relatively late, but he didn't know that the envoys from Xiaoliang Kingdom couldn't change their behavior and went out to trick people on the street. They also tricked Ergou, his friend who was delivering the message.

So why is there an envoy from Xiaoliang?

The face of the young minister of Honglu Temple was full of panic and confusion. He still wanted to secure his position as the minister of Honglu Temple, but he must not let anything happen to him!

As for why the envoy from Xiaoliang Kingdom regarded Ergou as an omnipotent god?

The article is curious: [When did Ergou learn to read palms? 】

However, Ergou had seen Chuanwen's erudition before, and now he had the skill of palm reading. Chuanwen was simply curious and continued reading.

[Er Gou could accurately tell the origins of those people as well as their respective classes and statuses. Finally, he described the symptoms of acclimatization for each of them. The most amazing thing was that Er Gou only gave the little old man half of his life. After holding a glass of water, the little old man, who had been half-month old, immediately held his stomach and went to the toilet.】

Envoys from Xiaoliang Kingdom: Wuhu Wuhu! Caught a handsome man! Princess, wait for us!

ps: Although the princess has gone up the mountain to find the savage, she may change her mind after meeting this handsome man!