My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 19 We are all disciples, don’t beat them to death, half disabled is fine.

The reason is not that these monks are stingy.

Every monk's magic weapon must accompany the monk throughout his life.

The magic weapon was nurtured by their breath and automatically formed a breath induction.

The aura of every monk, even if they practice the same technique, is different.

If someone else uses the magic weapon without authorization, the addition of new breath will dissipate the magic weapon's induction.

If it is mild, the power of the magic weapon will be reduced, while if it is serious, the magic weapon may lose its spirituality and become an ordinary mortal object.

It is precisely because of this that the world of spiritual practice exists, and neither the magic weapon nor the daughter-in-law can be loaned out.

"Um...Uncle, I just brought it over, but I haven't used it yet."

Seeing Uncle Jiu's distressed look, Wang Xiao carefully explained.

"It's useless." Uncle Jiu suddenly raised his head.

Wang Xiao quickly nodded in assurance and pointed at the bow and arrow.

"I just used the bow, nothing else."

"bow!"

Uncle Jiu twitched the corner of his mouth, and suddenly his heart didn't seem to hurt so much anymore.

He put his Taoist robe on his body, moved the other magical instruments back to the room, and asked Wang Xiao.

"What happened?"

Wang Xiao pointed to the room and said seriously: "Ren Fa's father is out."

"what!"

Uncle Jiu exclaimed and was about to rush inside.

Wang Xiao grabbed Uncle Jiu and quickly reminded him: "Uncle, the family members haven't come yet. If you kill him, we won't be able to explain it to you."

"Release your hands first." Looking at the torn Taoist robe, Uncle Jiu's eyelids twitched, he stopped and pointed at Wang Xiao's hand.

"Oh, sorry." Wang Xiao quickly let go and casually smoothed out the wrinkles for Uncle Jiu.

Looking at the morgue with coffins and corpses lying on the floor, Uncle Jiu frowned and looked at Wang Xiao for a long time before asking, "What is your plan?"

Wang Xiao pretended not to understand, pointed at Renjiazhen, and said: "Master Ren doesn't want to cremate his father because he is worried about being poked in the spine by his neighbors."

"And if the neighbors don't know what's going on inside, they will definitely say bad things about Mr. Ren."

"What you mean is..." Uncle Jiu seemed to have guessed what Wang Xiao was thinking.

Wang Xiao nodded and said: "We all know things, but will anyone say bad things about him? If they knew that he killed relatives for justice, they would praise him loudly."

"When the time comes, let's keep the ashes and bury them in a feng shui treasure land. Ren's family will also become rich and prosperous, and the neighbors will not gossip."

Uncle Jiu said nothing.

Wang Xiao continued: "Uncle, I just saw it, he will probably come out tonight."

"Although you can subdue him, it is still inconvenient in the dark night. If he escapes and hurts someone's life, it will be too late to regret."

"It just so happens that it's broad daylight and the sun is shining, so he can only hide inside."

"I have never forgotten your teachings, but we cannot indirectly hurt innocent people just for our own reputation."

“Sometimes we just need to be flexible and everyone can get a result that satisfies their needs.”

What Wang Xiao said made Uncle Jiu silent for a long time. He glanced at the messy mortuary and seemed to have made up his mind. He turned to Qiu Shengwen, who had just run back out of breath, and shouted:
  "Qiu Shengwencai, you two go to the town to inform Master Ren and ask him to bring the elders, relatives, friends and highly respected people in the town to my place. Hurry."

"Ah, Master, we just came back."

The two of them were holding on to the door and gasping for air. When Uncle Jiu asked them to go to town immediately, they screamed in pain.

Before Uncle Jiu could scold him, Wang Xiao pointed at the mortuary.

"Old Master Ren has come out and is now looking at the outside with eager eyes. Moreover, he has evolved into Green Zombie, which is second only to Mao Zombie. He is very fierce."

As he spoke, Wang Xiao pretended to move out bit by bit.

"I am young, so I will not participate in this battle. Senior uncle, I will inform Master Ren and the others, and the zombies will be left to you and senior brother."

Whizzing……

Before Wang Xiao could move to the door, Qiu Shengwencai had already disappeared, and the shouts of the two people could be heard in the distance. “Master and junior brother, hold on, we’ll go call someone.”

Wang Xiao stretched out his hand and placed a cane behind the door beside the chair where Uncle Jiu usually sat. He walked to Uncle Jiu and whispered: "Senior uncle, although senior brother is not reliable, he is your apprentice after all. In the future, you will continue to work." If you rely on them to support yourself in old age, you’ll be half-disabled.”

"Hmph~" Uncle Jiu hummed twice and looked sideways at Wang Xiao, "So, you don't plan to support me in my old age."

Wang Xiao quickly waved his hand, "Of course I am willing. Let alone retirement, if you want to have another dusk love, I will fully support it and prepare a betrothal gift for you."

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes at Wang Xiao and said angrily: "Then we won't keep them and beat them both to death, so that I won't be upset and one day they will be mad to death."

Although Qiu Shengwencai is a cheat, he is not stupid. He knows to tell the respected people in the town that there are zombies in Yizhuang. These guys who are used to living a good life and are greedy for life and fear of death will definitely not get over.

The two told everyone that Uncle Jiu had discovered the existence that threatened the town and invited them to come over to discuss countermeasures.

Uncle Jiu also has great prestige in the town, so naturally everyone will not be disrespectful and take the car there.

When they arrived, Uncle Jiu and Wang Xiao had already decorated the outside of the mortuary.

But since there wasn’t much glutinous rice, I just sprinkled it with a thin layer.

In order to prevent zombies from hurting the people invited, Uncle Jiu set up a safe area in front of his study.

The group of people invited later will be here to watch the battle.

The purpose is twofold.

First, let everyone understand Ren Fa’s helplessness.

Second, let the people in the town see the scene of Uncle Jiu subduing the devil, so as to increase Uncle Jiu's prestige.

This is for the good of the town and to make the Shangqing Sect famous. Although some tricks are used, there is no harm.

Of course, all this is predicated on the fact that no one watching the battle is injured by zombies, otherwise Uncle Jiu will not only lose his fame, but his reputation will be greatly damaged.

Uncle Jiu has great confidence in this.

That is to say, he usually keeps a low profile and is not the kind of Taoist priest who is very murderous. Otherwise, the ghosts and monsters within a hundred miles would have moved away long ago.

"What's going on, Uncle Jiu? Is there a bandit coming?"

A large crowd of people came swarming in.

Ren Fa, who was walking at the front, walked in quickly and asked loudly while wiping the sweat from his forehead with the support of Ren Tingting.

"Not a bandit."

Uncle Jiu replied.

Seeing that everyone who should be there has arrived, let them enter the safe area just arranged.

Although everyone was a little anxious, they still followed Uncle Jiu's instructions and entered the safe area.

"Where is the bandit? Let me kill him with one shot. If you dare to cause trouble in my territory, you are really looking for death."

Uncle Jiu had just finished arranging the people, and Awei, who had just led the team, ran over, holding his hat that was tilted, holding a pistol, and shouted arrogantly.

Uncle Jiu ignored Ah Wei, and while sealing off the safe area, he winked at Wang Xiao.

Wang Xiao nodded in understanding, got into the safe area, and leaned towards Ren Fa's ear.

Seeing that it was the godson he wanted to recognize, Ren Fa also smiled and put his ear close to him.

"Master Ren, your father came out and he was very fierce." Wang Xiao whispered what happened.

After hearing this, Ren Fa's face darkened, and the thought of recognizing his son suddenly faded away.

This little guy looks good, but his brain is not good.

His father has been dead for 20 years and he still comes out. Where can he come out? Can you still jump out of the coffin?
  Seeing that the other party didn't believe it, Wang Xiao whispered again: "I really didn't lie to you. Do you still remember what I told you yesterday?"

Ren Fa frowned and whispered: "You said my father might become a zombie."

Wang Xiao nodded and pursed his lips towards the mortuary.

"Your father may have missed you too much and wanted to see you again, so he turned into a zombie and jumped out of the coffin."

"It's broad daylight now. He doesn't dare to rush out of the house. Otherwise, he would rush to your house and talk to you about the relationship between father and son for twenty years."

"My uncle originally planned to destroy them, but considering that the old man finally came out, he would have to meet your family members, so he invited you all here."

Ren Fa:…………

(End of this chapter)