My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 18 The magic weapon and the wife will not be loaned out!
  Crunchy…

dong dong dong...

The coffin kept shaking, and there was a banging inside.

Wang Xiao held the peach wood sword in one hand and held the seal in the other hand. He squinted his eyes and looked at the shaking coffin, and slowly moved out of the door.

He had already planned this day.

Uncle Jiu has a bit of a stubborn personality and will never take action rashly before Mr. Ren comes out of the coffin.

It takes a thousand days to be a thief, but a thousand days to guard against a thief.

Even if he knew the plot well, Wang Xiao couldn't guarantee that he could definitely stop the zombies late at night.

So what if I'm stopped?

Because of Ren Fa's request, he can't be killed but can't be killed, and he can't be released. That would be troublesome.

In order to prevent accidents, Wang Xiao decided to advance the time for the zombies to come out of the coffin.

Then according to the plan in his mind, Renfa Jiu Shu's town and he will get perfect results.

The only person who needs to feel a little wronged is this old man Ren.

But when Wang Xiao thought about it, Mr. Ren loved his son Ren Fa so much, so this small grievance should be nothing.

"Roar……"

Black glutinous rice is indeed a powerful weapon against zombies, and it enters the inside directly through the nostrils.

This is like two crackers, which are lit and stuffed directly into the stomach from the mouth. The feeling of explosion is so sour and refreshing.

The bottom of the coffin was already in a state of decay. Under the hard struggle of Mr. Ren, it was overwhelmed by the load and completely collapsed. Mr. Ren also hit the ground straight up.

Mr. Ren, who came out of the coffin, didn't react for a long time. He lay on the ground in a daze for a long time before he suddenly jumped up from the ground and stared fiercely at Wang Xiao, who was running out the door.

Mr. Ren: Little guy, you had a lot of fun just now, now it’s my turn to play.

While Wang Xiao rushed out of the door, he raised his right hand to the empty painting and chanted a spell in his mouth.

"The three scenes of the Shangqing Dynasty, the general Qi ascends to the Yuan, the eight scenes are combined, the Qi enters the Xuan Yuan, there are two generals in the middle, assisting Chongxuan, the black wind thunders, the black mist rises, causing harm to evil spirits, trying to get rid of them, as urgent as the law and order .”

After reciting the incantation, the last stroke of Ling Kong Kong's painting also happened to end.

"Edict!"

As the evil wind blew behind him, Wang Xiao threw the evil-exorcism talisman he drew back without looking back.

"boom!"

He rushed towards Mr. Wang Xiaoren and was slapped on the forehead by the exorcism charm, causing him to fall straight to the ground.

Although the talisman drawn by Wang Xiao in the air was not blessed with cinnabar on the talisman paper, its power was not reduced at all.

Although this blow did not cause any harm to Mr. Ren, it also delayed his steps.

Wang Xiao rolled out of the mortuary and stood under the bright sun.

"Dong dong dong..."

The sound of neat footsteps hitting the ground was heard, and Wang Xiao turned around and looked at the mortuary.

They saw Mr. Ren, who was wearing a shroud, stopping a foot away from the sun outside the room, looking in the direction of Wang Xiao with a fierce expression.

Wang Xiao knew that the other party couldn't see him, but was just looking at the place where his breath finally disappeared.

"Now that the uncle is out, it's hard to go back. Just wait a moment. I'll call your son and your relatives and friends over so that you can meet them."

Looking at Mr. Ren who was jumping up and down in the shadows, Wang Xiao took out the things he had prepared and placed them one by one on a piece of cloth in front of him.

There were a lot of peach wood swords, Bagua mirrors, money swords, or bows and arrows tied with talismans, and there was half a bag of glutinous rice next to it.

These are Uncle Jiu's treasures, so be sure not to get them dirty or damaged, otherwise Uncle Jiu will be angry.

After posing, Wang Xiao rolled up his sleeves, took out a firework, and lit it with incense.

"A cloud-piercing arrow brings thousands of gold and horses to meet you."

"Uncle, wait a moment, your son will be here in a moment, and he might even have a parent-child interaction with you..."

叽…

Fireworks shot into the sky.

Mr. Ren was attracted by the sound and subconsciously looked up at the sky.

Seeing the opportunity coming, Wang Xiao raised the short bow attached to the talisman, drew out an arrow, drew the bow to the full moon, raised his hand and shot out.

So confident.

His archery skills and the Bajiquan he used to subdue zombies were obtained by merging his first self.

Wang Xiao in that world was a martial arts champion who was proficient in archery, horse riding, and archery. Unfortunately, he offended a big shot and his whole family was killed. After Wang Xiao merged with him, the other party had only one wish: to kill the big shot and avenge his whole family.

Wang Xiao spent a year helping the other party fulfill his wish, and then came to the world of Uncle Jiu.

The talisman arrow turned into a stream of light and went straight to Mr. Ren's eyes.

The first fused self learned all about killing, but there was no back-and-forth fighting, and every move was a one-hit kill.

The same is naturally true for archery, where one usually kills the enemy with one hit.

In addition, in ancient times, the battlefield was protected by armor, so attacking the eyes was the fastest way to kill the enemy.

clang!
  Perhaps feeling the attack, Mr. Ren subconsciously closed his eyes. The arrow hit his eyelids and made a sound of gold and iron striking.

Just as he was about to fall off, the talisman attached to the arrow suddenly flashed with a flash of light, directly piercing his eyelids and piercing into Mr. Ren's eyeball.

"Roar!"

The blow seemed to be very painful. Old Master Ren let out a roar of pain and pulled out the arrow with all his strength, regardless of the hot talisman on the arrow.

This guy is so cruel, he even brought out his eyeballs.

Seeing the eyeball on the tip of the arrow, Wang Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth.

[From Ren Weiyong, enlightenment +1 day]

[From Ren Weiyong, enlightenment +11 hours]

【From...】

The prompts kept appearing, and although the time was decreasing, it did not stop.

Wang Xiao silently raised his bow and aimed at Mrs. Ren's other eyeball.

"Roar."

Sensing the danger, Old Master Ren quickly retreated, overturned the coffins one by one, and hid in the shadows.

Wang Xiao was not in a hurry and was waiting at the door with a bow and arrow in hand.

He is not afraid that Mr. Ren will run away from somewhere else.

In this day and night, even if I gave Lao Ren ten courages, he wouldn't dare to run away.

"boom!"

The fireworks exploded with a loud bang that could be heard clearly by people dozens of miles around.

Uncle Jiu, who had just gone up the mountain with Qiu Shengwen, heard the explosion of fireworks, his expression suddenly changed, he turned around and ran towards Yizhuang.

"Go back quickly, Ah Xiao is setting off fireworks, there is a problem in Yizhuang."

In addition to Uncle Jiu, the security team in the town also moved into action.

Under Ah Wei's command, the security team members of Renjia Town, holding their guns with fear on their faces, were preparing at the entrance of the town.

He had just gone up the mountain, and Uncle Jiu had the magic power to add him, so he came back in a short time.

As soon as I entered the hospital, I was stunned for a moment.

They saw Wang Xiao holding his money sword in one hand and the fine mahogany sword that he was reluctant to use in the other hand. He was wearing the Taoist robe given to him by his master and was looking at the mortuary warily.

In front of Wang Xiao, his treasures, large and small, were displayed.

"You bastard, let go of my baby."

Uncle Jiu roared, no matter what happened, he asked Wang Xiao to rescue his babies.

"You prodigal son, this is the Little Five Emperors' Money Sword. It took me ten years to get it together. Why did you just get it in your hands..."

"My Taoist robe, this is a relic of your master. I usually don't want to touch it, but you actually put it on."

Wang Xiao looked at Uncle Jiu in bewilderment, holding the baby and almost crying.

These things are not soiled or damaged.

Uncle Jiu's expression always made Wang Xiao feel as if he had done something unscrupulous.

Uncle Jiu said that Dharma is precious, and Wang Xiao also understood it deeply, so he was very careful when using it. He also put a piece of cloth under the Dharma weapon for fear of getting it damaged and dirty. He was also careful when using it to prevent it from getting dirty. It broke and made Uncle Jiu feel distressed.

Why does Uncle Jiu look like he has stolen Uncle Jiu's wife?

Wang Xiao had just come into contact with spiritual practice and did not know that there were hidden rules in the practice world.

This implicit rule is just one sentence.

The magic weapon and the wife's cover cannot be borrowed or even touched.

(End of this chapter)