Big Fat Lizi is very worried about you and wants to help you become stronger.

Chapter 256 I have to teach you this cat

"That's true, but it's a little creepy to see her hugging a pillow and smiling so charmingly." A Liang shivered while looking at Qiao Chunzhen, then looked at Li Li and said, "Fat Li Zi, what are you doing today?" It came so suddenly, I didn’t even prepare anything to eat for you. I’m afraid you can only eat cat food.”

"It's okay, this cat didn't come here to eat." After hearing this, Li Li waved his paws and said nonchalantly: "This cat came here to bring you dried fish, and asked you to help scratch it. "

"Meow meow~ (Good evening, brother Li!)" As soon as Li Li finished speaking, Sanhua came up and rubbed against Li Li.

"Dried fish? You don't need it. You'd better eat it yourself, Fat Lizi." Hearing this, A Liang was stunned and then spoke.

Why did Fat Lizi bring him fish? This sounds really strange. Fat Lizi, a cat, won’t eat dried fish, but you still give it to him?

Hearing this, Li Li said playfully:

"Are you sure you don't want it? I'm telling you, these dried fish are the meat of monster beasts. After eating them, you can speed up your cultivation."

"Otherwise there are no resources to help? You don't know when you will be able to master boxing."

"Ah? Then I want it, then I want it." A Liang quickly changed his words after hearing this.

"It's just a small trick, what is this cat's real trick? You haven't seen it before, otherwise you wouldn't be so surprised." Li Li waved his paws and said, grabbing the box with his big mental hand and putting it into the room.

In his opinion, the saliva on the hair is not so clean. What if you wipe him with rags and wet wipes? He was willing to accept it.

"Okay, I understand." After hearing this, A Liang immediately held Sanhua and stayed aside honestly. Seeing Li Li's claws falling, he cut three huge dragonflies into pieces and put them in the box.

"Oh." After hearing this, A Liang scratched Li Li's back.

Now Brother Li is unwilling to do this, which makes her feel very disappointed.

"Yeah, I'll get it right away." After hearing this, A Liang immediately went to get the box.

Then, he jumped on the chair and turned his back to A Liang and said, "I've finished my idle business, now it's time to do business. My cat's back is a little itchy, you have to scratch it for me."

"What a big fish."

"Meow meow~ (What a big fish.)"

"Meow meow~ (Brother Li is the best.)" Sanhua, who was being held, also said with adoration with shining eyes.

He had never seen Fat Lizi look like after taking a bath, and he didn't know what it looked like?
Will it shrink into a small three-flowered flower? Or is it a solid cat? It’s really exciting.

"That's awesome! Fat Lizi." Seeing the uniformly sized fish pieces, A Liang didn't know what he could do. But I subconsciously understood that this was a very powerful method.

"Don't go to such trouble, lest I lick your mouth and make it look dirty. I'm going to take a shower soon." After hearing this, Li Li shook his head and asked Xiao Sanhua to clean up? Isn't that just licking hair?
To be honest, even though he has been a cat for almost three years, he still hasn't gotten used to the cleaning method of licking each other's fur.

"My whole back is itchy, just scratch it." Li Li, who was lying on his back, said, without the slightest intention of getting up to point out the other person.

"Meow meow~ (Brother Li, do you need me to help you clean up?)" Sanhua came up and asked after seeing A Liang leave.

"You're welcome, just a little gift." After hearing this, Li Li said nonchalantly: "Xiao Sanhua, please get out of the way. The dried fish I want to take out is very big, so as not to hit you."

"Big, right? Big is right. This fish is a monster, not an ordinary fish. Otherwise, how can I say that eating it is good for you?" Li Li smiled and waved his paw towards A Liang and Sanhua: " This cat is going to cut all these fish into pieces now. You all should step aside and don’t get too close to avoid being accidentally injured.”

A Liang, who was scratching his itch, said helplessly:
"I've used a lot of strength, but I can't do it anymore. Otherwise, I'll give you a bath. By the way, Fat Lizard, how long have you not taken a bath?"

It's not that he has no strength, is it really because Fat Lizi is struggling too much? And what if he was really that itchy? Just take a bath, a bath is more effective than any scratching.

The longer he practices "Seven Directions Killing Fist", the more he feels the breadth and depth of this martial art, and the more he understands that he wants to master this martial art? How much time is needed.

"Meow meow~ (Okay...)" Sanhua couldn't help but feel a little disappointed when she heard this. In her opinion, cleaning each other's hair was a sign of closeness.

"Taking a bath?" After hearing this, Li Li muttered a few words, with a look of thought in his eyes: "How many months ago? No, it seems to be half a year ago."

Looking at the dried fish piled on the ground, Sanhua and Aliang had the same expressions as Liu Yun.

Li Li felt helpless after seeing it. He immediately changed the topic and said:

"Meow meow~ (Okay, Brother Li.)" Sanhua nodded after swallowing the "Snow Ginseng Pill" and walked aside obediently.

Seeing this scene, Li Li released the dried dragon bird.

"Why don't you just rely on me to tickle you? Your back will still be itchy next year."

The main reason is that he feels that he is not dirty, and he does not wallow in the mud. Why don't you take a shower?
"Ah? Fat Lizi, you haven't taken a shower for so long. How can you not stop itching?" After hearing this, A Liang couldn't help but opened his mouth wide, looked at Li Li and said, "Fat Lizi, hurry up and take a bath." Well, I happen to have hot water here and shower gel for cats for you. After taking a bath, your back will not be itchy."

And time is often what he lacks the most now. He doesn't want to wait until he is gray-haired to practice boxing well. What's the use of it then?
"That's right. I'm giving you dried fish? Of course it's useful to you and can't harm you." Li Li said with a smile: "Go get a big box. This dried fish is a bit hard." , I will cut it into pieces for you. How many pieces will you eat every day? It will speed up your cultivation."

Just take a bath, he is not a cat that resists bathing. I just don't think it's necessary or bothersome.

"Stronger and faster. Brother, your hands are not strong enough." Li Li said without opening his eyes while enjoying the tickling.

"It's useful, of course it's useful. But the dried fish is relatively hard, so I'm afraid it won't be easy for you to eat. So you'd better eat this." Li Li, who was asked, said, taking out a grain of "Snow" from his space backpack. "Shenwan" was handed to Sanhua: "You can also increase your strength by eating this. You don't have to stare at the dried fish to chew it."

Now it’s confirmed, why is Fat Li Zi’s back itchy? It must be caused by not taking a shower for too long.

Speaking of taking a shower? It seems that he hasn't washed himself in a long time. He can't remember the last time he washed himself?
It seems like it was before the shit-sweeper and his girlfriend broke up, right? And until now, he hasn't taken a shower often.

"Okay! Fat Li Zi, don't move around here. I'm going to put some water in for you and take a bath right away." A Liang said happily after hearing Li Li's promise.

Now that someone is bathing him, what else is there to be unhappy about? He just had to lie down anyway.

The fat raccoon man was looking for him to tickle him, so he had to tell him his location first, otherwise he wouldn't be able to solve the problem at all.

Otherwise, with the strength of his fitness coach. How is it possible that the itch still can't be scratched?
"Meow! Then I'll do as you say. Remember, the water temperature shouldn't be too hot. This cat doesn't like water that's too hot." After listening, Li Li yawned and said.

"Meow meow~ (Thank you Brother Li.)" Sanhua said happily after swallowing the "Snow Ginseng Pill" in one gulp.

"Okay, Big Li Zi, are you itchy here? Or the lower half?" A Liang asked, reaching out and touching Li Li's neck.

"Meow meow~ (Brother Li, will it be any use if I eat this dried fish?)" Sanhua on the side blinked and asked after listening. She also wanted to practice shooting, and she also wanted to help Brother Li. .

"By the way, how are the three little guys doing lately? Are you going to visit them again?"

"Meow meow~ (Yes, yes, I went to see them. They are not small now, and it won't be long before they are bigger than me.)" After hearing this, Sanhua immediately became energetic.

Speaking of her three children, she was still very happy. All three children have a good home and she gets to see them every week.

"That's good. It doesn't take long. They will become big cats. You don't have to worry about them anymore." Li Li said with a smile.

"Meow meow~ (Yes, I have to thank you, Brother Li.)" Sanhua said, looking at Li Li gratefully.

After Li Li saw it, he said helplessly: "I didn't help, I just happened to meet him."

"Meow meow~ (No, no, it's not because we met. It's because Brother Li is a very good cat.)" Sanhua shook her head and corrected. Brother Li was gentle and upright. The best cat she had ever met.

"Probably..." After hearing this, Li Li shrugged, looked at A Liang who came over and said, "I'm going to take a bath, Xiao Sanhua, please don't follow me. Be careful to get all wet."

"Meow meow~ (It's okay, I'm just taking a look. I'm not going in.)" Sanhua replied, then stood up and prepared to follow and take a look. "Fat Lizi, let's go. The water has been put in and the bathroom heater has been turned on. It's time to renovate it for you." A Liang came over and hugged Li Li with both hands: "Hey! Fat Lizi. Your weight is really not for nothing. I probably know that you won’t lose weight in a while.”

This amount and this feel? I guess there won't be any changes after crossing the water.

"What does this mean? This means that this cat is sincere." After hearing this, Li Li said, without the other party having to say anything, he also knew that when he entered the water, his hair would be a little wet, and there would be no other changes.

After all, he is a cat that eats food to grow. It's not like other cats that eat so much and are still so thin.

"Indeed." Ah Liang nodded, expressing full agreement. He put Li Li into the big bucket. This was the bath bucket he bought for Sanhua. Big Li Zi should be able to go in.

"Whoa"

"Whoa"

"Fat Li Zi, you are really dirty. The water changes color when you step in it. Is it weird that your body doesn't itch?" As soon as Li Li stepped into the clear bath bucket, the color of the water changed rapidly. It turned black, as if ink had been poured into a bucket.

"It shouldn't be. How could this cat be so dirty? Although this cat runs around, it loves to be clean." Seeing this scene, Li Li couldn't help but froze. Then the excuses started to come up.

"No matter how clean you are, there is no way to avoid dust." A Liang wet Li Li's body with a towel and said: "So, you'd better take a bath once a month in the future. After all, you don't like Sanhua often stays at home but runs around outside."

Fat Lizi is so big and has such fluffy hair that it easily absorbs dust. It would be fine if he stayed at home, but he likes to run around, sucking up dust on himself like a vacuum cleaner.

"That makes sense. It seems like this cat will have to bathe more frequently in the future." Li Li nodded after hearing this.

He is not a dirty cat. Since he knows he is dirty, he needs a bath. It must be able to wash, not like other cats, taking a bath is like killing them.

"Fat Lizi, you have to get out of the bucket first. The water in this bucket is already black as ink." As Li Li was saying this, he was lifted up by A Liang.

"I got it, let it go." Li Li, who was lifted up and slipped away, replied and looked at himself in the mirror.

Except that the hair was wet and looked a little messy. There has been no change in his body shape, he is still as strong as ever.

Look at his arms? How stout? Look at his back and you can faintly see the inverted deltoid muscles.

It's just that it's usually hidden by his hair, and people always mistakenly think that he is fat. In fact, he is a strong muscular cat.

This can be seen from the fact that Sanhua at the door was stunned.

"Okay, Fat Lizi. Let's continue taking a bath." A Liang, who put half a bucket of clean water in, said, and put Li Li into the bucket. Then she squeezed out the shower gel and rubbed it for him: "How is it? Fat Lizi. Is this strength okay? Do you need to focus more?"

"No need, it's just right. You're too strong and I'm afraid you'll knock my hair off." Li Li, who was enjoying A Liang's massage, replied. He came to take a bath, not to shave. So what do you do again?

What if his hair becomes bald? How else could he get out?

"That's okay." Ah Liang nodded and continued to give Li Li a bath, rubbing out a lot of foam: "Fat Li Zi, you don't seem to have any fat on your body. You feel quite strong. You usually exercise. ?"

A Liang, who was rubbing his hands on Li Li's back and legs, wondered curiously. Giving Fat Li Zi a bath was a bit unexpected.

I didn't find any fat on Fat Li Zi's body, except for the original bag that was well fed. There are no other soft spots to touch.

"What kind of exercise does this require? Running around is the best exercise. Do you know how many kilometers each cat has to run every day?" said Li Li, who was lying on the edge of the bucket with his paws, as if pulling a bathtub.

People think he will be fat? This is all a misunderstanding of him. In fact, he runs so far every day. How is it possible to have fat?

"Not sure but there must be a lot." A Liang said while touching Li Li's swollen back.

Fat Li Zi is so strong and has muscles. It's not something that ordinary cats can do, and it must be able to run in a way that ordinary cats can't.

"Of course, this cat has to run at least seven or eight kilometers every day, and sometimes even more than ten kilometers."

"And I have to climb more than ten flights of stairs every day. Are you kidding me? Otherwise, why do you think this cat eats so much? It's all because it consumes a lot of energy." Li Li said, pulling on the edge of the bucket.

Just ask which cat gets more exercise every day than he does? Still fat? Long gone.

"This is indeed a lot of exercise." A Liang nodded after listening. Then suddenly it seemed like he remembered something? He opened his mouth and said, "By the way, don't all monsters fly? Why do you have to climb the stairs by yourself, Fat Lizard?"

Don’t all monsters have magical powers? The monsters he saw in the novels on TV could all fly, so why did the big fat raccoon climb the stairs?
"Uh!" Li Li was stunned when he was suddenly asked. He never expected that A Liang would ask him this, but what kind of cat is he? He quickly reacted:

"Do you understand this is a spiritual practice? Moreover, this cat is still a big monster living among humans. It flies around every day. Isn't it easy to be exposed?"

"It makes sense." After hearing this, A Liang nodded in realization.

What if it's to hide yourself? Then the explanation was clear, so he continued to ask: "Why do you eat so much food, Fat Lizard? I remember that monsters and capable practitioners have already gone away from grain, haven't they? Big monsters like you should also You should have stopped eating a long time ago."

Fat Li Zi is such a powerful monster, but he still wants to eat and drink. This was the point that puzzled him the most. It was obvious that monsters with advanced cultivation levels had long since escaped.

Upon hearing this, Li Li couldn't help but cursed:
"That's all fart, that's all nonsense. The stronger the guy, the more he eats, because the higher the biological level, the greater the digestion. You know? It's just that they absorb high-level energy."

"You said cultivators are fasting? It's true that they don't eat, but they absorb spiritual power. Do you know that spiritual power is a high-energy thing?"

"Also, let me ask you, has your appetite increased since you practiced martial arts? This is because your life level is improving, and how can a cat with my strength maintain normal consumption if he doesn't eat more."

"That's it." After A Liang heard this, his doubts disappeared immediately.

"Well, so you don't always watch TV and novels, do you understand? You must learn to combine knowledge with action, think from your own point of view, and don't be led by others." Li Li said, turning over: "And you Stop rubbing my back all the time and rub my front for me. Where can I find a place where I can take a shower and just wash my back?"

"Oh." After hearing this, A Liang squeezed out the shower gel and rubbed Li Li's belly. While rubbing it, he didn't forget to say: "Fat Lizi, I read in a book that it is best to practice martial arts when you are young. Do you think I can achieve something at this age?"

When he was practicing "Seven Directions Killing Fist", he also read a lot of related content on the Internet. It is generally believed that it is too late to practice martial arts in your twenties, which makes him a little worried.

"Do you think you have changed? Are you better than before?" asked Li Li, who was floating on the water with his tail on the bottom of the bucket.

"Yes, at least I couldn't punch through the sandbag before. But now I can do it easily."

"Isn't this right? Haven't you already achieved a small achievement?" Li Li yawned and said: "The martial arts you practice are not ordinary martial arts, they are martial arts that can directly lead to martial arts. Don't always read what is said on the Internet, you must Be more confident."

Why does the guy with glasses become more indecisive and worried about gains and losses the more he practices martial arts? How happy is it to see your own shit shoveling officer practicing martial arts? Just like a 160-pound kid, I never ask him these weird questions.

Every day I just wake up, practice martial arts, and practice dance again when I come back from work. I have never worried about this kind of thing at all.

"I know, I will work hard from now on." After Li Li's answer, A Liang's eyes became firmer.

"That's right, you are the person that I like." Li Li stretched out his paw for A Liang to rub it and said, "If you have nothing to do, read more books and go out to enrich yourself. Don't always think about these things."

"Yes, I will." A Liang replied.

"That's good. Is there anything to eat? I took a shower and felt that there was no taste in my mouth." Li Li suddenly changed his tone.

"Yes, there are milk tablets. I'll get some for you."

"Yeah." Li Li nodded, and A Liang went to get it. After Sanhua saw it, her eyes followed A Liang. Li Li's voice came to my ears: "Xiao Sanhua, have you been very busy recently?"

(End of this chapter)