Chapter 255 Is today an outrageous day?

"Meow meow~ (You have to work hard to achieve results.)" Li Li on the side said speechlessly after hearing this.

Sure enough, he was not the only one who thought Piggy had become fat, everyone felt the same way.

"Speaking of which, Fat Lizard, where have you cheated on food and drinks recently? I heard from the bosses nearby that I haven't seen you for a long time. You won't cheat on others' homes again, right?"

"Yes, Fat Lizi, you can't be like this. When you were begging for food, we often patronized your business. Now that you are famous, won't you run away from us? This can be considered ungrateful."

After looking away from the white cat with a pig nose, the two white-collar workers looked at Li Li. Very dissatisfied with him not showing up for a long time.

When this fat guy was begging here before, they didn't give him anything to eat. As a result, now that he's famous, he doesn't come out anymore.

"Meow meow~ (It's not that this cat doesn't want to come out to beg for food. It's because this cat gathers a large group of people as soon as it comes out. The cat is surrounded by water and cannot be talked about, and no food is given.)" Li Li heard this. He said helplessly.

He also wanted to go out and eat and drink, but the current situation didn't allow it.

In the past, when he was begging for food, he attracted quite a lot of attention. But they always brought him food and took photos just by the way.

"Fat Lizi, are you going to run away after eating all your food?" Li Li was just about to walk towards the door when the voice of the clerk came from behind him.

"Meow meow~ (Okay, okay, this cat likes to eat the egg cakes in the store the most.)" After hearing this, Li Li nodded his big head and stared at the two of them.

The white-collar lady couldn't bear it, just when she was about to give it. The baker walked out of the bakery quickly: "You can't eat piggy anymore. If you go down again, you'll turn into a pig ball."

Then it's time for him to prepare to run away. After all, depending on the situation, it's impossible for the clerk to give him any more food.

"Meow meow~ (This one bite of yours is enough to stuff a small cake.)" Li Li muttered as he was eating the small cake. The other person was not much lighter than him now. He could eat more than half of the small cake in one bite. .

"Meow meow~ (Why did you eat melon and get on my cat's head? Isn't this an unforeseen disaster?)" Hearing this, Li Li's head was full of black lines, and he never expected to see the excitement of the pig. In the end, I was also controlled by my appetite.

"Yeah, before we came here you were still begging for food. Just enough to eat, don't pretend to be pitiful."

The white-collar worker stroking Li Li's big head said.

"Meow meow~ (Then I'll give you two more pieces. It's just two small cakes. It's not even enough to feed the chickens.)" Li Li muttered, and the two white-collar ladies stood up.

"Yes, are you so sad? Look at your little face drooping."

Seeing Li Li's aggrieved look, the two white-collar ladies couldn't help laughing and said:

Although there is nothing to eat now, it would be rude to leave directly. Play with the other person for a while first and then leave. Only in this way can the relationship last forever.

After hearing this, Li Li subconsciously prepared to nod, but looked at the other person with a smile on his face. But I don’t know why I felt so cold?
Still holding back, he walked towards the other party.

"Meow meow~ (Sisters, do I have a share of the egg cake?)" After seeing the pig-nosed white cat, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva and looked at it eagerly.

Since he was exposed on the Internet, he has been taking photos and making videos as soon as he appeared. There were fewer people bringing him food, so why did he come out to beg for food?
It's better to go to the major meal ticket restaurants honestly, at least it will be quieter.

This trip here is not in vain. I ate at least an iron plate of cake scraps and two egg cakes.

Even though Fat Li Zi had a conscience, he really ran away without eating and drinking. He also knew to come over and touch her twice, otherwise she would be really angry.

"Yeah, you have to keep your weight steady."

"Don't be unhappy, Fat Lizi. Didn't I give you two small cakes?"

This fat guy eats well and runs around all day cheating on food and drink. Still so sad? Could it be that he knew they were talking about him and deliberately acted miserably?
"Meow meow~ (This cat is already suffering, even more bitter than that Huang Lian.)" Li Li sighed as he was being pinched. Who said he wasn't suffering? He was almost suffering to death today.

"Meow meow~ (If you have time? This cat will definitely come here.)" Li Li said while looking at the two people's retreating figures, and then got up from the ground.

The two white-collar workers here suddenly became happy. He pinched Li Li's fat face and said:
"It's obviously us who are complaining, why do you, you little scoundrel, look helpless?"

With that said, he lifted up the white cat with a pig nose. Put it in the small house.

"Yes, sister, how about treating you to a small egg cake?" Seeing Li Li's aggrieved look, the two said with a smile. I asked the clerk to bring me some egg cakes.

What if they didn't see the crumbs in the iron basin? Maybe she actually believed him.

The two people watching couldn't help but laugh:
"Still the same as before, extremely greedy."

"Yeah, remember to come inside the cake next time, so we can find you easier." The two white-collar ladies said, waved and left.

What if the other party wants to take a bite? I'm afraid you can swallow the whole cake directly. What's the difference between that and eating one?
Just as Li Li was thinking this, he heard the sound of the packaging bag being closed. As soon as I looked up, I saw the white-collar lady putting the egg cake into the bag.

"Fat Lizi, although you are not as fat as Piggy, you can't eat too much."

"Yeah, look at the flesh on your body."

He couldn't help but feel a thump in his heart, and the next words of the other two people also verified his conjecture.

This fat guy is really a born performer, pretending to be pitiful in front of them.

"Okay, you greedy guy. Stop looking so bitter and resentful."

You must control his food intake well, otherwise you will have to use a cart next time.

Can't we continue feeding the pig if it's so fat? Otherwise, you will really become a pig if you continue like this.

When he brought the pig, he was so thin. It didn't take long for it to become such a big lump.

"Um, you want to eat too? Little piggy." The white-collar worker who was handing Li Li an egg cake couldn't help but froze when he heard this.

"Fat Lizi, we have things to do and we have to go back. I won't continue playing with you here."

"Fat Li Zi is so good!" When the clerk saw Li Li coming over, her smile became even brighter.

"Meow meow~ (No, no. I'll just take one bite. Don't eat too much, just one bite is enough. Do you believe me?)" The pig-nosed white cat who was stuffed into the small house tried to negotiate, but Language barrier. It doesn't make sense at all.

"Meow meow~ (Yes, I want it too.)" The pig-nosed white cat in question nodded his head and looked at the white-collar lady with a longing expression.

"Meow meow~ (That's natural. Who doesn't know that this cat is famous for being well-behaved?)" Li Li, who had his head rubbed, said proudly and tilted his neck. Ask the person to help you scratch their neck.

The shop assistant was very cooperative in the scratching, which made Li Li snore comfortably. It has turned into a big Fat Lizi motorcycle.

"Meow meow~ (If there weren't so many people coming and going in the bakery? This cat would have planned to sleep here. Miss, your methods are too rigid.)"

I really didn't expect that the saleswoman could be so good at tickling. Doesn't the cat get confused after being scratched? Can you teach me the tricks of your own shit-shoveling officer? Those are really the same as hands and feet.

"Are you comfortable? Greedy. Isn't my sister's skills very good? Let me tell you, before I came here to buy bread, sister helped bathe cats in a pet store." Listen to what Li Li said. Purring, the clerk said proudly.

She may not be able to treat cats, but she can scratch them. She practiced it in the store.

"Meow meow~ (It turns out that my sister is still a practitioner, so I'm disrespectful. But here's the question, sister, why don't you keep doing it?)" Li Li raised his head curiously and put a hand on his head. Grasping rhythmically.

Suddenly, Li Li felt like his consciousness was about to rise. The soul seems to have drifted somewhere.

"Meow meow~ (It's the trick my sister is good at.)" The pig-nosed white cat saw this scene and understood immediately.

I just felt that my head was numb. "Meow meow~ (What a terrifying trick, can you achieve the effect of a soul ascender with just your hands?)" Li Li, who came back to his senses within a few seconds, said in surprise.

The shop assistant really doesn't show her face, I didn't expect she had such ability.

"Hey! I've been petting the cat less, and my skills have declined? How can you, a glutton, wake up so quickly?" The clerk, who was rubbing Li Li's head up and down, asked in surprise.

She didn't expect that a cat could wake up so quickly with a cat under her control.

You must know that with this trick, many kittens became unconscious under her hands.

"Meow meow~ (It's not that your hand is raw, little sister, it's just that this cat is too strong.)" After hearing this, Li Li replied, blocking the opponent with his paws and continuing to hit his head.

There are other places on his body that are quite itchy, so the other person should stop looking at his head. For example, if you give him a back rub, he has a hunch that the other person's back rub will be very comfortable with this skill.

"You fat guy really treated me like a servant." Seeing Li Li's back turned to her, the clerk patted Li Li's butt angrily and said, "Sister, I have to work now, but I don't have time. I’ll give you a massage here. Just be obedient and go aside.”

She is now a bakery clerk, so how can she have so much time to give him a massage? Is this little villain enjoying it so much? Then go home with her for a massage.

"Meow meow~ (You pressed the button first, and now you want me to sit aside? It's not like that.)" Li Li muttered after being patted, and stood up with a slight complaint.

How can anyone do half the work? He was about to leave, but the other party called him to stop, but now he was allowed to leave again.

"Okay, don't look at me like this. Can you come over tomorrow and scratch your back? My sister is really busy today." The clerk scratched Li Li with her fingers, and coaxed with her pink nose: "Be good, be good, be good." La, our fat Li Zi is an adult cat. Don’t be a child.”

"Meow meow~ (Got it.)" Li Li pouted and walked out of the bakery with small steps. While walking, he was shaking his body.

He always felt a little uncomfortable not having his back scratched. It looked like he had to find someone who was available to help.

Li Li thought of this and walked towards a familiar place.

At this time, the guy with glasses must be at home. It's just right to let the other person help scratch the itch, otherwise he will have to find a tree to rub against.

Imagine yourself following a tree like a big bear? Li Li thought it was better to forget it. This goes against his handsome image. What if the passing cat sees it? Then wasn’t his whole life of wisdom ruined?
After all, cats also have cat enclosures.

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

A loud doorbell rang in the empty staircase. Then the door in front of Li Li opened.

But it’s not a guy with glasses who appears, but a woman with big waves.

This made Li Li stunned for a moment, wondering if he had gone to the wrong place?
The woman who opened the door showed an ecstatic expression: "Xiao Liang, Xiao Liang, it's Fat Lizi here."

"Oh my God! Is my luck so good? When I came here today, I met a fat fox."

"Meow meow~ (This sound is...)" Li Li couldn't help but have black lines on his face when he heard this, and finally remembered who the other party was. Isn't this the somewhat verbose cousin of the glasses guy?

Why is the other party here today? Should he turn around and leave? After all, the other person is really nagging, and his little hands are not very clean, so he likes to touch him randomly.

"Fat Lizi, you are so cute. Come on! Look at the camera. Can my sister take a video for you?" When Li Li was thinking about it, Qiao Chunzhen, who was holding a mobile phone, had already turned on the camera to record: "Family members, take a guess. Guess who I saw today? Yes, it’s our big internet celebrity, Fat Lizi.”

"I told everyone, Fat Li Zi is not photogenic. He is much cuter than in the photos and videos."

"Look at the round brain and these little ears? Oh my god! How can there be such a cute cat? It's so rare."

"Sister, can you please stop blocking the door and let Fat Lizi in? And if you want to take a video, just take a video and don't take the house number, okay? Otherwise, my address will be exposed and I will be in trouble." Listen. A Liang opened his mouth when he saw the movement.

My cousin watches videos every day. Can someone who shoots videos every day have some privacy? It doesn’t matter if it’s just you. Now wherever you go and take pictures, have you ever considered other people’s feelings?

"What's the trouble? You're not a big star, what are you afraid of?" Qiao Chunzhen muttered, her phone still tilted.

"Fat Lizi, come in quickly. Where have you been during this time? I didn't even see you coming." A Liang turned sideways to block the camera and waved to Li Li.

"I'm busy with some things these days. Why don't you come here when you're done? By the way, brother, why is your cousin here again?" Li Li asked as he quickly passed through the gate.

What kind of wind did the cousin of the other party come here today? When my brother moved, he didn't see her come, and after that she came several times but didn't see her come.

But it happened to happen today, which is outrageous.

"It's a long story." A Liang, who was asked, sighed, looked at Qiao Chunzhen who was playing with her mobile phone and said, "My mother asked me to come over and take photos of me and arrange a blind date for me."

"what!"

When Li Li heard this, he couldn't help but open his mouth in shock. Then he quickly came back to his senses and said:
"Brother, do you want to go on a blind date? How old is the other person? What does he look like? Does he like cats? Is your family rich?"

What if my wife doesn’t like cats? Then wouldn't he have to lose his meal ticket again? You have to ask in advance.

"Um, I don't know yet." A Liang couldn't help but paused after hearing this: "I don't want to go on a blind date at all, so what's the point of knowing this? And if my mother hadn't urged my cousin to come over, I wouldn't have bothered to listen."

"Really?" Li Li's eyes couldn't help but light up when he heard this: "Then what do you think of the young lady who came with me last time? She is beautiful and has a sweet singing voice, and her family still has money. The most important thing is that you still know each other."

I don’t want to go on a blind date and just want to deal with the problem? That's easy to do. Just find someone to help fool you, right?

It just so happens that Miss Yuan Ni is also single and has been urged to come here recently. Doesn't this hit it off right away?

"Suo Suo"

"Suo Suo"

Just after Li Li finished speaking, A Liang pinched his big round face with both hands and searched up and down.

"What's wrong? Little brother. Why are you touching me? Is there something on this cat's face?" Li Li was touched and wondered, thinking his face was covered with something? The other party is looking for you like this.

"I'm looking for that matchmaker mole on your face, ah, can't you see that Li Zi, you quite like the old man? It would be a pity not to be a matchmaker." A Liang paused and said angrily.

This guy Fat Lizi even acted as a Yue Lao for him, but he was such a restless cat.

"This cat is telling the truth. It's almost the Chinese New Year. Auntie is thinking about her daughter-in-law again. If you don't take her back with you, how will you celebrate the New Year?"

"It just so happens that Miss Yuan Ni is also being urged. Can't you two make excuses if you don't join forces?" Li Li, who slapped A Liang's hand away, said, "You think about it, if you agree? I'll help you make the connection."

Miss Yuan Ni is a cat lover, and the other party is also a cat lover. It's just perfect to work together, and it can also solve their respective worries about getting married. It's perfect.

"Forget it, I don't want to get married. I think living alone is pretty good." A Liang shook his head and looked at Qiao Chunzhen who walked in and said, "My sister has come in. You can wish for yourself, Fat Li. son."

"What's the point of asking for blessings? There are no outsiders here. How can I fool her?"

Li Li didn't care when he heard this and looked at Qiao Chunzhen. A faint green color appeared in Qiao Chunzhen's eyes.

Afterwards, Qiao Chunzhen hugged and kissed the pillow on the sofa.

"Fat Lizi, what did you do to my sister?" A Liang couldn't help but twitching at the corners of his eyes when he saw this scene.

Li Li, who was asked, replied calmly:
"I didn't do anything. I just used illusion to make her think that the pillow was me. Don't you see that she is very happy now? I can also have some free time. It's a win-win situation."

(End of this chapter)

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