I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 91 Are you having any difficulties?
With a deafening roar, a car shadow flashed past, leaving another hole in the wall.

"Huh..." Xiao Yi took a deep breath and showed a satisfied look.

Then, he looked at the coach beside him and asked excitedly:
"Coach, I'm driving pretty well, right coach?"

coach:"……"

The coach's eyes were wide open at this moment, staring blankly ahead, motionless.

He seemed to have lost his soul. No matter how much Xiao Yi shouted, he didn't respond.

At this moment, the coach had only one thought in his mind. He finally understood why this car should be equipped with a speed limit system.

I regret that I was so stupid that I didn't realize the seriousness of the situation, so I didn't take this vital function to heart!

The coach still didn't choose to give up. After all, he had come and he couldn't give up the reward.

Moreover, the coach did see that the safety performance of this specially modified vehicle was really fierce, and it was fine even if it drove into a wall, which gave him some comfort.

The next time, the coach learned his lesson and chose to limit the vehicle's top speed to a very low speed.

Although it is very slow, it is enough to start, and... if it is too fast, the coach will be more or less psychologically affected.

"This time, drive slower." The coach said, "You don't have to press the accelerator hard, but just tap it lightly. Just tap it gently. Do you understand?"

"Well, I understand." Xiao Yi nodded solemnly, "It is indeed time to slow down. It is indeed a waste of time to drive into the wall and pull it out every time."

This sentence made the coach's mouth twitch. Wasting time is a trivial matter, but having no time to waste is the real big deal!
"Then let's get started."

"Okay." Xiao Yi nodded, but he just grabbed the steering wheel and did not move at all.

His eyes turned into two pure black spots, as if his brain was shut down.

"...What's wrong?" Seeing this, the coach couldn't help but ask, "Why aren't you driving yet? Are you having any difficulties?"

But then, the coach realized something was wrong. He couldn't help but take a breath and asked with an unbelievable look on his face:

"You...haven't you forgotten how to drive?"

"..." Xiao Yi remained silent.

"...Huh?" The coach was shocked. "I was thinking, didn't you already drive it just now? How could you forget?"

"It's not that I forgot." Xiao Yi said: "It's just that I can't remember how to do the first step. As long as I think of the first step, I will naturally remember all the previous steps."

"Really?" The coach narrowed his eyes slightly, a little disbelieving, "Then recall it carefully. The first step of anything is similar, starting first. If you think about it this way, do you think the first step should be What?"

"Well...I know!" Xiao Yi suddenly realized: "Open your eyes!"

"No! I'm talking about driving!" The coach felt helpless and had to reply: "Of course it's about ignition!"

As he spoke, the coach took advantage of the situation and pressed the start button for Xiao Yi.

"Oh, I see!"

"Now that you know the first step, you should also know what to do next, right?" the coach asked.

"I know!" Xiao Yi immediately said confidently: "You must have clicked the accelerator, right?"

"..." The coach silently helped Xiao Yi press the handbrake and shift into gear. Anyway, let's start the car first.

However, when the coach thought that it would be okay now, Xiao Yi did not step on the accelerator, but looked around, not knowing what he was looking for.

"You... don't know where the accelerator is?" The coach was stunned again.

"How is that possible?" Xiao Yi immediately replied with a serious face: "It's just that there are too many operable parts in the car. I can't tell which one is the accelerator. Give me a little time." "..." The coach was a little confused. I had no choice but to remind: "Which direction is the accelerator?"

"direction?"

For some reason, Xiao Yi suddenly poked his head towards the back seat and looked around.

Coach: "...If you don't know where the accelerator is, just say it out loud, okay?"

Xiao Yi: "Come out!"

Coach: "I don't really want you to say it! And didn't you step on the accelerator just now? Why don't you know now!?"

"Coach, why are you in a hurry?" Xiao Yi said: "There is no end to learning. This kind of thing is meant to be done slowly. Adjust your mentality first and do it again with a calm mind."

coach:"?"

Although the coach felt that what Xiao Yi said made sense, he thought, wasn't he teaching him?How come he is teaching himself principles?

"Let's do this, coach." Xiao Yi suddenly said: "Let me tell you a story so that you can adjust your mind. By the way, let's tell the story of the strongest spear and the strongest shield."

"The strongest spear and the strongest shield?"

The coach knows that the final outcome of this story is nothing more than the combination of contradictions and killing everyone.

However, Xiao Yi coughed slightly and what he said almost choked the coach.

"A long time ago, there was a man selling baguettes, and a man selling mooncakes..."

"Wait a minute! What the hell?" The coach was dumbfounded. "Is this the most contradictory story?"

"It must be." Xiao Yi said firmly: "The final outcome is that the baguette and the moon cake are combined into one, which makes everyone laugh. Isn't this the story of the strongest spear and the strongest shield? "

"This..." The coach was speechless. After hearing what Xiao Yi said, it seemed that it was indeed such a story.

However, the coach suddenly remembered something.

Um?its not right!Aren't we learning to drive?Why did the topic suddenly go so far away?

"Don't interrupt!" the coach said sternly: "Anyway, answer me, is the accelerator up or down?"

"Uh..." Xiao Yi hesitated for a moment before replying: "It's up there."

"How could the accelerator be on top! Did you do it on purpose?"

However, as soon as the coach said these words, when he looked at Xiao Yi's expression, he felt that he didn't look like he was acting.

In short, after pointing out where the accelerator was, the coach slumped down on the passenger seat with some exhaustion, thinking that the car should be able to move now, right?

However, the vehicle only suddenly shook violently, causing pain to the coach's neck, and then stopped moving.

"..." The coach looked at Xiao Yi with a dark look on his face.

Xiao Yi said with a novel look on his face: "This sudden jolt forward feels like I've experienced it before. It's like a nostalgic feeling. What is this called? A pushing feeling on the back?"

"What are you doing?" the coach asked with a black face, "Didn't I ask you to drive?"

Xiao Yi replied: "I am driving, and I am driving using the method of lightly tapping the accelerator as the coach said. Am I not doing it right?"

With that said, Xiao Yi tapped the accelerator again, then retracted his foot, and the car shook violently again.

"..." The coach was silent for a moment, then suddenly bowed his head to Xiao Yi and apologized: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault! It's all my fault for not making it clear to you!"

(End of this chapter)