I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 90 I’ve been driving for ten years
"Uh..." The coach took a deep breath and calmed down.

After all, he is an excellent professional coach and must show a professional level.

"Your name is Xiao Yi, right? It's a good name." The coach tried to chat with Xiao Yi.

Anyway, the coach car is still being debugged, and the coach is also used to chatting with the students he wants to teach first to build a familiar relationship, so that the students will not be too nervous when they coach again later.

So, the coach asked, "What do you do?"

"What to do? Oh, you are asking about career, right?" Xiao Yi replied with some pride: "I am a high school student now! And not long after, I will be a college student!"

"Indeed, being a student is also a profession. Looking at you so young, I guessed that you are a student, but..."

The coach couldn't help but wonder, can high school students also take the driver's license test?

He paused again, and suddenly thought that since Xiao Yi was a high school student and would soon be a college student, he must be a senior in high school. However, shouldn't this be the time when he is very busy?After all, the college entrance examination will be held soon.

So, the coach subconsciously asked: "You don't go to school and come here to learn to drive. Is that okay?"

"It's okay." Xiao Yi waved his hand, "I always go to school when I want to and leave when I want. There's no problem."

"That's it."

The coach immediately figured out that Xiao Yi was not a simple person, so he was naturally not bound by these rules.

This made the coach sigh: "If my children dare not go to school, I will break their legs. After all, the tuition fees have been paid. It would be a waste not to go to school for a day."

However, after listening to the coach's words, Xiao Yi couldn't help but wonder: "Tuition fees? Why should I pay tuition fees if I don't go to school? This is unreasonable."

"Ah?" The coach was stunned. "How can you go to school without paying tuition?"

"I haven't paid any tuition fees."

"Then you can still go to school? This is unreasonable, right?"

"Coach, you don't understand this." Xiao Yi said with a smile: "The so-called tuition fee is the remuneration paid to teachers and schools after we learn some knowledge? Although I went to school, as long as I am in I didn’t learn anything in school, so of course I don’t have to pay tuition.”

coach:"?"

The coach suddenly felt that what this young man said seemed to make sense. Are all students today so smart?
Just then, the car was adjusted.

"Then I'll trouble you, coach." Xiao Yi said and walked straight to the car.

The coach sighed slightly, it would come eventually, but he could only follow it.

The coach had been told by the staff before that there was no need to teach about imaginary and solid lines, reversing into the garage, etc. As long as Xiao Yi could drive the car and not hit anything, that would be enough.

This made the coach start to think about the difference between just not hitting anything and just not hitting anyone.

The coach couldn't help but ask the staff, can the driving skills learned in this way be used on the road?It will cause trouble for others.

The staff responded this way:

"Mr. Xu's original words are this: There is no need to go on the road, just find a place where there is no one and let him drive. If Xiao Yi wants to race, the worst thing is to build a dedicated road for him, and he can drive as he pleases. It doesn’t matter how fast it is, but with his physical condition and our protective measures, he won’t die.”

"This..." The coach was stunned at that time.

Although I don’t know who Mr. Xu is, I feel that he is a very dangerous person.

But since the other party said so, the coach didn't dare to say anything more.

After the coach got into the car, he watched Xiao Yi's every move intently.He watched Xiao Yi fasten his seat belt first after getting into the car, which made the coach relieved.

At least he still knows how to wear a seat belt, which is much better than expected.

However, when the coach was about to fasten his seat belt, he discovered something.

The coach asked Xiao Yi: "Why did you insert your seat belt into my seat belt buckle?"

"Huh?" Xiao Yi took a look and immediately thought of a solution. He inserted the coach's seat belt into his own seat belt buckle.

Xiao Yi said: "Can't you just insert it into me?"

coach:"……"

In short, let’s teach driving first. The coach asked Xiao Yi as usual: “Have you ever driven a car before?”

Xiao Yi immediately replied: "Yes."

"Oh?" The coach was a little surprised: "How long has it been going on?"

"Well..." Xiao Yi pondered for a moment, and then said, "I've been driving for about...ten years."

"Ten... ten years?" The coach's eyes suddenly widened, "Is it so long?"

However, since I have been driving the car for ten years, how could it be possible to drive the car like that?

Suddenly, the coach thought of a possibility. For a person of Xiao Yi's level who had no shortage of money for repairs, it was normal for him to drive wildly.

As the saying goes, people who die by drowning are those who know how to swim. It must be that only an experienced driver who has been driving for ten years dares to drive so fast. Then he accidentally gets into an accident and happens to be seen by himself. It is not a big problem. .

The coach immediately figured it out and felt a little relieved.

But rather than just thinking about it here, let’s actually see it.

The coach said: "Okay, then just drive two laps and let me see how good you are."

"Understood!" Xiao Yi immediately pressed the handbrake and shifted into gear, then held the steering wheel.

But after being silent for two seconds, he asked the coach again: "Coach, is the accelerator on the left or on the right? I forgot a little bit."

"On the right...ah?" The coach just subconsciously answered, but felt something was wrong. He quickly asked: "Didn't you say you have been driving for ten years? How come you don't even know this!?"

"Oh, that's it." Xiao Yi explained: "I have indeed been driving for ten years, but before today, I have always used the W, shift, and trigger keys to drive."

"What? What the hell?" The coach was confused.

Xiao Yi continued: "Today is the first time I drive a real car. I used to see people holding this plate and the car can move. I thought the car would look at the driver's face and then accelerate on its own. I didn't expect that the secret of acceleration is actually hidden." It's under your feet, it's really hidden. Anyway, the board on the right is the accelerator, I understand, coach!"

"No! Just wait a moment!" The coach hurriedly wanted to stop him, but at this moment, the coach accidentally saw a number 400 on the dashboard of the car! ?
"...!?"

However, the coach was too late to stop Xiao Yi.

"Coach! Sit tight! I'm going to speed up!" Before he finished speaking, Xiao Yi had already stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

"oops!!!!!!"

Then, their car exploded like a wild bullet.

(End of this chapter)