I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 7 Becoming a Family Member
Seeing Hannibal appear on the stage, the entire live broadcast room exploded again.

"Fuck! He's coming, he's coming!"

"It's so murderous!"

"It's broken! Brother Xiao Yi seems to have no choice but to stop here!"

Because Xiao Yi always doesn't watch the plot in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room, most people will open the live broadcast rooms in other countries to learn about the plot.

Naturally, there are many people who have already witnessed Hannibal's ferocity in killing everyone.

If he wanted to kill Xiao Yi, it would be as easy as drinking water!
Seeing Hannibal on the stage, the people from the Lighthouse country who had been waiting for a long time also couldn't wait to speak:

"That fool has never watched the plot at all. He must not know that he is in danger!"

"Even Professor Dick, who has an IQ of 166, can't handle it. This mentally retarded person will definitely die!"

"The most difficult weird copy cannot be cracked with brute force. No matter how strong the strength is, it will be suppressed to ordinary people and can only rely on brains to win. But does that fool have a brain? Hahahaha!"

The people of the Long Kingdom were furious when they saw these barrages.

These people from the Lighthouse Country are really mentally ill. Even when the situation there is so bad, they actually have the nerve to come and ridicule them. I really don’t know what their brains are made of.

However, no one had any intention of replying at the moment. Everyone tensed up and stared at Xiao Yi worriedly.

Xiao Yi, on the other hand, was shocked when he heard Hannibal's voice. He pushed away the plate of indescribable things that he hadn't had time to taste, and hurriedly argued:
"Professor! I didn't do anything! I didn't steal your meat! I didn't burn the walls of your kitchen black! I had nothing to do with the clogged sewer! The refrigerator was full of blood, and I didn't kill one with the refrigerator door. Rats did it! I’m innocent!”

When Hannibal heard these words, the murderous intent in his eyes could not help but be dispelled without words.

What on earth was this stupid boy doing in my kitchen?

However, Hannibal did not forget the purpose of coming here. He smiled softly and said:

"It's okay. Even if you really did these things, I won't blame you."

"...Seriously?" Xiao Yi immediately stopped asking himself.

"Well, of course." Hannibal walked towards Xiao Yi with a strange smile and grabbed Xiao Yi's shoulder.

His move caused screams in the live broadcast room, there was no way to escape!

Hannibal said: "Actually, I want to ask you to become our family. If you are a family, it is natural to tolerate this little mistake, right?"

"You? Want me to be your family?" Xiao Yi thought he heard wrongly.

"Well, that's right." Hannibal nodded, "Family is a very beautiful word, and I also want to share a little bit of family love with you."

Upon hearing these words, Xiao Yi frowned and shook his head firmly.

"I refuse. Although I have had no father or mother since I was a child, I also know that the connection between family members is irreplaceable, and we can never become a family member so easily! Because this is a lifelong responsibility!"

Xiao Yi's words surprised everyone in the live broadcast room.

"Oh my god, can a person with an IQ of only 6 say this? That's so good!"

"Don't be too impatient to be impressed. Isn't this just the line in the TV series broadcast on Channel [-] yesterday? You really haven't changed a word!"

Hannibal was also a little surprised when he heard Xiao Yi's words. He didn't expect this silly boy to say such sophisticated words.

Hannibal thought for a moment and then said: "Responsibility in life? I understand, then, your accommodation and food problems in this life will be solved by us. This is what family members should do." Hearing this, Xiao Yi The determined expression on his face collapsed instantly.

"To be honest, I was just trying to hold on. In fact, I am very afraid of being alone. If a kind-hearted person like the professor doesn't dislike you, I am willing to become a family member with you!"

Xiao Yi considers himself not mentally retarded. He knows that almost all of his life expenses are on food and accommodation. Now that he has an opportunity to provide food and accommodation for a lifetime, how could he let it go!
Seeing Xiao Yi's change of face, everyone in the live broadcast room was speechless.

"He thought it was a good thing, but now he's fine and dead."

"It doesn't matter. Regardless of whether he refuses or accepts, his death has been decided and there is no hope of salvation."

But soon, there was only sighs and sighs in the live broadcast room, and some people even joked:
"Let me translate this sentence for you. To put it simply, I have been wandering for half my life. I only regret that I have never met my master. If you don't abandon me, I would like to be my adoptive father."

However, no one could laugh. No matter how much the Lighthouse people mocked them, they didn't bother to care.

Xiao Yi is already certain to die.

Hannibal also showed a smile as if his plan had succeeded. He had long known that this silly boy was quite easy to deal with.

In the past, Hannibal could just kill people and turn them into family members, but it was different now. Her beloved actually said that she wanted to become a real family member with the living silly boy.

This is something Hannibal will never allow. No one can tarnish her purity!
But Hannibal couldn't disobey her, so he could only obey her orders and persuaded Xiao to become a family member.

However, this does not mean that Hannibal has surrendered.

Hannibal knew that she must be monitoring this place. She was very concerned about Xiao Yi and looked forward to his consent.

Therefore, Hannibal did not dare to make a mistake, but Hannibal knew that her power could not last long.

Sure enough, after Xiao Yi nodded, her strength showed signs of fading.

The next step is just to wait for her to leave with complete peace of mind, and Hannibal will officially start his real plan.

However, at this moment, Xiao Yi went to do something that surprised Hannibal.

He brought the plate of indescribable things to Hannibal and said with a smile:
"Then, in order to commemorate our becoming a family, let Professor give you a taste of my cooking! Eat it quickly, after that we will be a real family!"

"This..." Hannibal looked confused.

But in order to reassure her and no longer monitor this place, Hannibal had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat the unspeakable thing with a pungent smell.

"Then you're welcome... Guhu! Yue~ uh... not bad."

"Really? I didn't expect that I actually have a talent for cooking. Professor, you eat first. This is definitely not enough. I'll do more!"

Xiao Yi got upset because of the unobjective evaluation, and rushed to the refrigerator to think about what to cook next, stir-fried or deep-fried.

Hannibal did not stop Xiao Yi, because the one he loved had left with satisfaction after seeing that Xiao Yi completely recognized his family identity, and at the moment, Xiao Yi also happened to have his back turned to him.

Hannibal took out the pistol hidden behind his back and pointed it at the back of Xiao Yi's head.

Although Xiao Yi couldn't see what was happening behind him, the audience in the live broadcast room could see everything around Xiao Yi.

"Fuck! Brother, look back! Run!"

"Brother Xiao Yi, tell me you are studying physical education! You must have learned to dodge bullets, right?"

(End of this chapter)