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Chapter 6 Very good cooking skills
However, precisely because Xiao Yi did not eavesdrop, he, including the people who stared at him as the main point of view, did not know that the situation in Xiao Yi's side was completely different from that in other countries.

"You mean? You don't want him to die, but you want to become a real family member with him who is alive now?"

Hannibal thought he heard wrongly and couldn't help but look surprised.

But he looked at the person standing in front of him at this moment and saw the seriousness in the other person's eyes.

"Why do we have to have a special relationship with him? Can't we just... just be family?"

The other party immediately shook his head.

Fear quickly spread in Hannibal's heart, and he asked hurriedly:
"Then... what about me?"

"..." The other party remained silent.

"No! You can't, you can't do this!"

Hannibal's eyes showed strong anger, and he almost growled:

"Why!? How can I compare to that silly boy! I...I love you so much. I will do anything for you, but why are you more willing to accept an outsider you just met?"

"..." The other party remained silent.

"...!"

Seeing her attitude, the anger in Hannibal's eyes turned into murderous intent!
"I understand, I will deal with that boy right away, and I will definitely make him our "family"!"

However, the other party seemed to feel Hannibal's murderous intention and glared directly at him!

Hannibal also saw what the other party wanted to say from his eyes:
If you dare to touch him, we will no longer be family!
Hannibal was so horrified that he immediately knelt down at her feet in a humble posture and begged:
"I have paid so much for you, please don't abandon me! I understand! I won't hurt him! I will persuade him calmly, and I promise that my hands will not hurt him at all!"

Seeing Hannibal's change of attitude, she finally nodded with satisfaction and left.

However, after Hannibal stood up, his eyes became even more murderous.

Hannibal was sorry for deceiving that innocent girl, but he could never back down on this matter!
"Xiao Yi, I will kill you!"

……

On the other side, watching Xiao Yi's actions, the Longguo live broadcast room was still wailing.

"Oh! Why did this stupid boy walk out of the mansion without any hesitation!"

"He's dead!"

"Wait a minute, it seems okay. Doesn't walking to the backyard count as leaving the mansion?"

Xiao Yi walked around and muttered: "Where is the kitchen? Why is it so difficult to have a midnight snack? Huh? What is that?"

Xiao Yi suddenly discovered a small house in the backyard. He immediately walked over and opened it to take a look.

"Oh! So the kitchen is right here!"

The room was filled with bottles, cans, and various kitchen utensils and knives. There was also a large piece of meat with a spine on the chopping board. This was undoubtedly the kitchen!

Xiao Yi saw the refrigerator again. He immediately walked to the refrigerator and also found many notes stuck on the refrigerator.

Xiao Yi picked up the two notes and took a look out of curiosity.

When I saw the contents of these two notes in the live broadcast room, my heart trembled.

[No. 17, female, meaty, fried]

[No. 9, male, skinny, making soup]

"This... it's not okay, my family, I'll pay my respects first..."

"...No, I haven't seen the real thing yet, but I feel like vomiting."

But compared to the reaction in the live broadcast room, Xiao Yi couldn't help but be a little impressed.

"To be so meticulous, you are indeed someone who knows how to cook. But I should say they are male and female. How stupid."

Xiao Yi couldn't help but smile proudly, which made him feel that he was higher than others in terms of IQ.

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room.

Xiao Yi opened the refrigerator and found that it was full of meat wrapped in plastic bags with numbers on it. "It's all meat. I'm a little tired of it. It would be nice to have some vegetables. But forget it, I don't have to choose now. Okay, let's make myself a midnight snack."

With that said, Xiao Yi came to the kitchen stove.

"Wow! Brother Xiao Yi actually knows how to cook. That's great!"

"Are you serious about the previous one? Do you want to know what kind of meat he is cooking with now?"

"I have to admit that among all the weird live broadcasts I have watched, this Xiao Yi is the most annoying one! I feel like there is nothing he can't figure out!"

However, under the nervous gaze of everyone in the live broadcast room, Xiao Yi pondered for a moment and suddenly said:

"Speaking of which, how should we cook?"

"..." There was silence in the live broadcast room.

"Well..." Looking at the kitchen utensils in front of him, Xiao Yi was confused, "Speaking of which, I only learned a few days ago that rice is actually cooked with water. Who the hell would have thought of this? Such dry rice is cooked with water. Cooking, this is too counter-intuitive."

"Indeed, although I have become accustomed to it now, if I think about it carefully, what Xiao Yi said does make some sense."

"The one in front of you, your IQ has been assimilated by Xiao Yi, right?"

Xiao Yi shook his head and decided not to worry anymore and just got done with it.

"Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore. Anyway, we should follow one principle. If you fry anything in oil, it won't taste too bad!"

These words caused awe in the live broadcast room.

"Wow! He actually knows this, that's amazing!"

Xiao Yi picked up a bottle of oil and filled the pot directly.

"...?" There were no words in the live broadcast room, only a series of question marks.

Xiao Yi lit the fire directly, and the kitchen instantly burst into flames.

"Oh!" Looking at the pillar of fire in front of him, Xiao Yi was amazed.

"???" The live broadcast room has been occupied by question marks.

"Oh, by the way, we still need to find seasonings." After saying that, Xiao Yi ran away regardless of the flames.

"What is this? Add a little more. What is this? Add a little more, what is this? Anyway, let's add a little first."

Xiao Yi started tinkering with those bottles again.

"Thanks, I'm the chef and I'm pissed off."

“Very good cooking skills that makes my blood pressure meter spin.”

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yi picked up a bottle and couldn't help but be stunned.

"Formalin? What a familiar name."

"……what?"

There was another series of question marks in the live broadcast room.

"No, why is there such a thing in the kitchen?"

"Is it possible that before this was a kitchen, it was actually an anatomy room?"

But before the live broadcast room could discuss it further, Xiao Yi's next words flooded the live broadcast room with questions.

"Formalin is the name of a certain seasoning." Xiao Yi nodded firmly, "Just like what is the real name of salt... potassium cyanide? Since they are all in the kitchen, it must be this way. , add a little and you’re done.”

So, after a cooking process that could be called an artistic performance and stunned a group of chefs, Xiao Yi's midnight snack finally made its grand debut.

Just when everyone thought Xiao Yi would die from the food he cooked, a voice sounded from behind Xiao Yi.

"So you are here. I have been looking for you for a long time."

Professor Hannibal walked into the kitchen at some point. Although there was a smile on his lips, the killing intent in his eyes could no longer be suppressed.

(End of this chapter)