Chapter 46 You take it out on me

Zou Er was slapped by the village immortal, making him dizzy, but he didn't wake up!

Zou Er covered his red and swollen cheeks. His fat head and big ears were now as swollen as a pig's head. He said shyly: "Fairies are fairies, they have really strong hands~" Then he crossed his arms and continued to say shyly: " Fairy, come on~ ah~ whip me~ ah ah ah~”

The village priest expressionlessly took off the rattan slippers he just bought yesterday, one in each hand, and started beating them from left to right!
Within a few minutes, this pair of rattan slippers beat Zou Er until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The village immortal spits again: "Bah! I'm making you a bitch!" Put on the rattan slippers.

Zou Erke woke up now. When he heard that this was not the sweet voice of the fairy sister, he screamed in pain all over his body. When he saw clearly that it was the village immortal, he immediately wanted to vomit out everything from last night.

The village immortal spitted everywhere, picked up the cloth in the coffin and wiped his hands with a look of disgust on his face, muttering: "Damn, I didn't read the almanac when I went out, it's bad luck!"

Zou Er was as black as a zombie, but this was no longer important, and he didn't even bother to scold him.

I looked around, and when I saw the beautiful figures fighting zombies over there, I was comforted. It turned out that the fairy was over there~ I was instantly happy!
This black-haired zombie was not difficult to subdue. Wu Guo turned over in the air and conveniently placed the Zombie Suppression Talisman between its brows. It was over without even warming up.

The village priest threw the cover into the coffin again in disgust.

Liu Yan sat on the coffin nearby, and Zou Zhifeng, who had fainted, was trampled under his feet like a carpet, and glanced sideways at the two Americans.

Hey, want to run?The two small stones in his hand flew out.

The two Americans' legs were directly broken by the two small stones in his hand, and they lay on the ground and did not dare to move.

He looked up and saw her sternly walking around the black-haired zombie. He stood up and walked over, asking, "What's wrong? Are you feeling inexperienced? Come on, I'll take you to kill the bloody corpse."

Wu Guo said seriously: "Stop smiling, this zombie is not natural, it is man-made."

The village immortal said at the right time: "Haha, people in the city like to raise imps, but people in the village like to raise zombies." When he turned around, he did not forget to give Zou Erlai a kick and kicked him under the coffin.

Zou Wu shouted: "Second brother!" He quickly ran over and pulled the second brother out of the coffin.

Zou Er wailed: "Stop! Stop! Ouch! It hurts the labor to death!"

It's okay if I don't pull it, but if it gets stuck, my whole body will hurt even more, and what's more important is that it's still stuck!
On the other side, Wu Guo stepped forward and asked, "It seems that fellow Taoist knows a little bit about it. Can you tell me in detail?"

The village immortal quickly shook his head and said: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anything!" As soon as he turned around, he met those bloodthirsty eyes!

Wu Guo touched his chin, turned to Liu Yan and said, "It's not a good time to do good deeds and accumulate virtue today, it's already a disaster! Die early and be reincarnated~"

Liu Yan's eyes lit up.

The village immortal blurted out: "Damn! You changed your attitude too quickly!" Then he took out his mobile phone and inadvertently scanned the payment code on her waist~
The cell phone in Wu Guo's pocket dinged: 88.88 yuan arrived~
Wu Guo glanced at the village immortal, patted Liu Yan on the shoulder, and said, "Yeah, let's save it for tomorrow~"

The village immortal grinned at Liu Yan proudly.

Liu Yan took out his mobile phone and scanned it. The next second, the mobile phone in Wu Guo's pocket dinged: 1314520 yuan arrived~
The village immortal's smile gradually became irritable, and he swore: "Zhoucao! Liu Yan! You can't even try to cheat me out of money! I'm just a rural barefoot immortal!"

Liu Yan smiled like a nightmare: "Then change your identity. Chen Hao, the number one traitor of the Chen family, is worth hundreds of millions, how can he be short of money?"

Chen Hao lifted up the long hair that covered his face, revealing a bearded face with sunken eyes and a haggard look. He pointed at his appearance and said, "You can still recognize me even if I'm like this." Come on, thank you so much, you bastard!" Wu Guo looked at Chen Hao, then at Liu Yan, and said, "Ayan, is this your friend?"

Liu Yan replied: "No."

Chen Hao objected: "He doesn't deserve it."

Liu Yan: "Besides buying your life with money, what else can you do? Do you still think you can defeat me?"

Chen Hao snorted coldly: "What? Have you ruined all the Liu family's wealth? Are you so shameless to blackmail me?"

Liu Yan: "Earn some clean pocket money for my wife." He reached out and waved the payment code sign in his hand, signaling him to scan the payment code quickly.

Chen Hao was puzzled: "Where did you get your wife?"

Liu Yan mocked: "Not only do I have a wife, I also have a son who is in high school, unlike you who are almost 40 and still single~"

Chen Hao blushed and shouted: "Impossible! I've done the math. You can have a peach blossom in this life, but no marriage in this life!" Then he counted with his fingers, his face suddenly changed, and he murmured to himself: "That's true. …I really have a son…”

Liu Yan shrugged and looked at Chen Hao with a smile as he scanned the QR code to pay.

Wu Guo was too lazy to listen to their bickering and carefully looked at the black-haired zombie in front of him. This artificially cultivated zombie was very different from the natural one. First of all, its combat effectiveness was a bit weaker.

The next second, 200 million arrives!
Wu Guo took a deep breath, turned back to look at Chen Hao, grinned and said, "Ah! Thank you, fellow Taoist! Thank you, fellow Taoist!"

Chen Hao stared at her. Her roots were exquisite and clear without any impurities. He was surprised again and said: "How come there are such pure roots!"

Wu Guo smiled: "Ah, this is purely an accident, hehe ()"

Chen Hao pointed at Liu Yan, almost poking his cheek with his finger, and said to her: "Do you know who he is? How can you be with such a vicious person! He will destroy you!" "

Wu Guo replied: "This...he is the father of my children." No matter who he is, at least his identity as Zixuan's father is true.

Chen Hao opened his mouth to Liu Yan and said, "Oh no!"Then he scolded Liu Yan: "You beast! How could you attack her! Do you know that your karma will involve her and make her doomed?"

Liu Yan half-closed his eyes, half smiling, and just let him talk and curse.

Wu Guo interrupted: "Don't talk about Ayan, this is not his fault. I know my fate well. Thank you for your concern, fellow Taoist."

When Chen Hao heard what she said, he became even more angry and glared at Liu Yan.Finally, he gritted his teeth in anger, took off his left rattan straw sandal and gave the black-haired zombie beside him a size 42 straw sandal mark!
So angry!It’s hard to say that I can’t beat him!
I hit the black-haired zombie a few more times before I felt relieved!
Black-haired zombie: You are noble!You are amazing!You can't beat him, take it out on me!
Wu Guo watched Chen Hao beating the black-haired zombie, and finally stopped him: "Don't just hit it, it didn't do anything wrong."

Liu Yan opened his mouth and said: "In addition to hitting this thing, do you expect him to hit me? He wouldn't dare even if you gave him ten courages." After finishing speaking, he turned around and faced those rubbish.

Chen Hao gritted his teeth in anger, clenched his rattan sandals and turned around to leave.

After a while, the screams of Zou Er and Wan Wu spread throughout the cave.

(End of this chapter)

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