Chapter 45 You guys go up and have fun too

In the empty stone chamber, three Americans surrounded the coffin and looked at the body lying inside.

Zou Zhifeng introduced it proudly and typed a sentence on the screen: This is our specialty zombie. Click on the mobile phone to translate and play: "This is our specialty zombie."

"Zombie?!"

"Yes."

"Amazing!"

"Very good!"

The three Americans were very satisfied with this unique zombie. Not only did it not decay, but although the corpse was stiff, it was still intact, as if it had just died.

One of the Americans pointed at the talisman on the zombie's face and asked in broken Chinese: "What...is this happening?"

Zou Zhifeng was afraid that he would open it, so his typing speed on his mobile phone increased: Don't move!This is a talisman, used to calm zombies!Play immediately: "Don't move! This is rune paper, which is used to suppress zombies!"

Seeing the three Americans stop their movements, they breathed a sigh of relief and secretly cursed: Hold the grass!Communicating with these dogs is troublesome!Damn it, he didn’t even hire a translator!
The great immortal in the village signaled the three foreign devils to spread out, took a handful of grapefruit leaves, and danced around the coffin.

The second uncle and the fifth uncle on the side took out ropes and were ready to carry the coffin after the village immortal finished dancing.

The three Americans looked on, feeling very strange. They looked at this man as if he was going crazy.

Usually there is always something to do to fit the plot. It can't be so smooth. No, the village immortal immediately arranged the program~
The village master who danced the magic was very happy. He got 10,000+ in just one trip. What a good job!

I waved the grapefruit leaf in my hand and danced around the coffin, spinning in circles~then spinning~jumping~I closed my eyes~the grapefruit leaf gently swept over the zombie's face, taking away the light and old corpse-killing charm. .

The zombie in the coffin instantly opened its dead fish eyes and stood up straight. This shocked the three Americans!
One person who had some knowledge happily shouted: "Chinese trick!"

One shouted: "666!"

Another shouted, "Soldering iron!"

Zou Zhifeng was happily thinking about how he would use the 300 million US dollars to buy a supercar and capture Mrs. Guoguo. The sound over there was so noisy that it kept interrupting his sweet dream!

The foreign devil's chirping was so noisy that after spitting everywhere, he cursed: "Damn it, these foreign devils just don't know how to do it! Even a great dancer fooled them into being stunned!"

When he raised his head, he was so frightened that his legs gave out and he fell to the ground just as he stood up.

That zombie is a fake!
The village immortal was fighting this zombie to the death, while the three foreign devils next to him, who didn't know whether to live or die, shouted: "Soldering iron, 666!"

In the blink of an eye, the second uncle and the fifth uncle were nowhere to be seen!Damn it, they actually left me and ran away!
But as soon as they reached the entrance of the cave, they seemed to be knocked out by something. The two of them fell like ostriches, with their heads hidden and their tails exposed.

When he saw the figure coming out of the cave, his eyes lit up. He immediately stood up and ran over, shouting: "Mrs. Guoguo! Don't be afraid that I will protect you!"

I feel happy in my heart, is it because Mrs. Guoguo likes me that she came to find me?And there is also a person with 300 million US dollars. Thinking about it this way, I feel a little stiffer.

Wu Guo's attention was on the zombie (he did not notice that Zou Zhifeng, who was running over, was kicked away by Liu Yan). Looking at it, the village immortal did not do it in vain, he still had two brushes.

Everything from black glutinous rice to donkey hooves was thrown at the zombies, but with little effect. He took out a black dog's blood bottle in a plastic bottle from his bag and poured it directly at the zombies.

The zombie was caught off guard and was splashed with black dog blood, and was injured instantly.The village immortal took advantage of the zombie to be stunned and ran away.

He ran towards the three foreign devils kindly, gave them a considerate smile, made a gesture of invitation, and said cheerfully: "You guys should go up and play too~"

The three foreigners nodded, expressed great interest, and eagerly went up.

The next second, three foreign devils were beaten by zombies, and one of them was stunned.

"No!"

"Dammit!"

Seeing the death of their companions, the remaining two foreign devils also realized that something was wrong. They immediately took out their guns and fired two practice shots. However, the hits on the zombies were not painful or itchy. It was just the impact of the bullets that made them take a step back.

Only then did they truly realize that this zombie with Chinese characteristics was different from the local zombies!At the same time, I also realized that if I could take this back, I would really make it!

The village immortal on the side also wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, but the moment he saw the extremely evil-looking man, he knelt down obediently and begged for mercy: "Uncle, please let me go!"

Wu Guo looked at the village immortal. His white hair obscured his appearance, and he could not clearly see his appearance. Judging from his appearance, he was about 40 years old. He was dressed in tatters and looked sloppier than his own. I always felt that there was something different about him, but I couldn't tell what was different, so I stretched out my hand and said, "Fellow Taoist, please get up."

The village immortal avoided her hand and stood up quickly, not forgetting to look back to see if the three foreign devils were dead.Seeing that only one was dead and the remaining two were half-dead playing hide-and-seek with Zou Er and Zou Wu, I suddenly felt a pity.

Liu Yan's eyes fell on the village immortal and said, "Go over and collect that thing."

The village immortal rubbed his hands and looked very embarrassed: "This...I just lied to people, I really have no ability!"

Wu Guo grabbed his hand and said, "Didn't you say you should do one good deed every day?"

Liu Yan asked back: "Isn't that what happens after we go out?"

Wu Guo: "Changed, let's start now."

Liu Yan raised her chin with his fingers, slightly surprised: "So you can also change your face."

Wu Guo turned away and said, "Okay!"

Liu Yan nodded and said, "Okay~" But the murderous intent in his eyes only increased, making the village immortal move behind the woman with his scalp numb.

And the four people over there playing hawk and chicken with the zombies were running out of breath and kept circling around the coffin.

Uncle Zou could no longer run, and his body was swaying with fat. He was the first to sit down holding the coffin. Looking at the zombies rushing towards him, he felt despair. At the moment before his death, he regretted it!

I regret that I took the money from these foreign devils and came to the zombie cave to seek death!

At this moment, a figure flew over, kicked the damn zombie away, and landed next to him like a fairy. He watched the fairy reach out to him and said gently and considerately: "Are you okay?" He burst into tears. With a face full of tears, he stretched out his fat pig's trotters and said: "Fairy fairy...I, I'm fine..."

Wu Guo turned around and saw the zombie attacking again. He jumped up lightly, kicked it again, and took out a talisman from his pocket.

Zou Er had always squinted his eyes, but the tears blurred his vision and he couldn't see the person in front of him clearly. He grabbed the little fairy's hand and felt excited. This hand was different from what he imagined. Why was it so rough? ?

The village immortal looked at Zou Er with a dark face as he touched his right hand, and gave him a quick and hard slap without hesitation~
(End of this chapter)

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