Who still falls in love in the interstellar era?

Chapter 190 "I'm here to bring you happiness"

Nia: "Did I hear you right? Are you planning to use laxatives to fake a fad?"

Because Helena has now reached the ground, there is a delay of nearly one second in communication. It feels like she was silent for a moment before replying: "Yes."

Wang Chao: "Well, I agree with the idea of ​​using living things to create panic, but... wouldn't it be too childish if the symptoms were caused by laxatives?"

Helena: "The key is not whether the symptoms are severe, but how to guide them. Also, don't underestimate laxatives. Excessive excretion will cause a series of complications."

"As a psychologist, I also studied physiology in college..."

"Why do you, a psychologist, study physics in college?" Wang Chao asked in surprise.

Helena replied angrily: "Modern psychology also needs to study the hormone system in the human body. Especially because you prosthetics lack some hormones in your body, you have evolved completely different psychological characteristics. All of these require Basic in physiology.”

Wang Chao: "What you said makes sense."

"Of course I have a point! I'm a professional, you know, a professional! Anyway, let the bioprinter of the New Jackdaw run at full capacity to produce laxatives. According to the population of this planet, each person will give two kilograms."

"Two pounds???" Wang Chao couldn't help but exclaimed, "Isn't it a bit too much!"

Gale: "Hahahaha, I'm still thinking about how laxatives can be disguised as a plague. Does it depend on the dosage? If a person takes two kilograms of laxatives, it will indeed seem like he has a particularly serious disease."

At this time, Page has already arranged the production sequence of the bioprinter and given an estimated time to complete production: "It will take tomorrow afternoon to complete the production of all laxatives, and then how will they be released?"

Helena: "Don't worry, I'll spread the rumors in the colony first, and let them know that the artificial creatures on this planet have mutated."

"How to create rumors?" Wang Chao asked curiously.

Helena: "The easiest way is to let Nimiao hack the biggest internet celebrity in the world."

Nimiao: "Huh? What's my business? I thought I would hack their sky survey system and that would be it, and the rest would be up to you, but it turns out I still have to do it! You, the legendary liar, are not that good either. ah!"

Helena: "I'm just saying the fastest way."

Nimiao was silent for a second, then sighed: "Okay, I'll check."

**

At this time, Nimiao was huddled in the narrow cabin of the small spacecraft. This small spacecraft was a landing spacecraft carried by the New Jackdaw. It only had the ability to navigate in conventional space, and its life acclimation system could only circulate water.

The recycling system of the two Jackdaws can directly cycle feces and excrement into new organic matter, which relies on the energy provided by the reactor.

The landing craft does not have such sufficient energy, so the circulation system can only purify water.

Of course, Nimiao herself is highly prosthetic and does not consume much biological energy, so the food she eats can be regurgitated directly without decomposing.

She carries a special bioprinter with her. This printer cannot really convert inorganic matter into organic matter, but it can disguise the organic matter discharged from the steel anus into food.

Of course, unless there is really no supplies, Nimiao will not eat the food produced by this printer.

Nimiao originally ate to maintain her sanity. If she realized that she was actually eating shit, she would still have a shitty sanity.

She carried a whole warehouse of food, enough to last her for a week.

Now she was eating cucumber-flavored potato chips while muttering: "What the hell? In the end, you have to rely on me. Is this liar reliable?"

This muttering will not be heard by anyone, and Nimiao is just expressing her inner feelings.

While eating potato chips, she had already found the Internet celebrity with the best comprehensive data on the network of the planet below through the thick cable plugged into the back of her head.

The population of this planet is not large. Perhaps because the total number of people is not large, the coverage rate of Internet celebrities is much higher than that of Internet celebrities on planets with large populations.

For example, on a planet with a population of more than 100 million, it is already very scary for one Internet celebrity to cover one thousandth of the population.

In this small colony, the largest internet celebrity can cover 60% of the population - 60%!

After checking the data, Nimiao could only admit that what Helena said made sense. With Internet celebrities who could cover 60% of the population as the media, there was no need to consider other ways of spreading rumors.

Nimiao immediately hacked into the actual holder of the account named "Brother Liu" - this person's degree of prostheticization was 47%, which was enough for Nimiao to lock him to a recliner.

**

At this moment, the surface of the planet. "Brother Liu", who holds the title of "the number one spy on the planet", suddenly lost all control of his prosthetic body.

But his mouth was not prosthetic and he could still speak, so he exclaimed: "What the hell? What's going on? Why are my hands and feet disobedient?"

His maid robot turned and looked over in confusion: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

"I can't move! The manned computer suddenly stopped listening to me! Come here and help me!"

Maid Robot: "Is this some kind of PLAY?"

"No! You idiot! Come here and help me!"

Maid robot: "We recommend hot restarting the system."

"Are you the network administrator of an Internet cafe? Do you know how to reboot? Besides, I have to be able to reboot too! The manned computer won't obey my orders now! Come over quickly and help me pull the cold reset button on the back!"

Maid Robot: "The robot that will restart when you pull its tail is Doraemon. You may be playing a Doraemon meme. Is my interpretation of this meme correct?"

"I'm so jealous of you! Come over here and help me cold reboot!"

Maid robot: "This artificial intelligence program is weak artificial intelligence. I cannot recognize your intention."

"My intention is that you come here and help me do a cold restart."

"However, such behavior is defined as harming humans, and I have loaded the Three Laws of Robotics, so I can't help you restart. You can try to use the free movement of your prosthetic hand to solve the problem."

Brother Liu was almost dying of anxiety: "You guy! Wait a minute, did I just make a good video? I wonder if I record it, I can upload it without editing! No, I want to take my body back first Control! Damn, damn hacker! Was that bastard Song Yaxian sent here?"

Maid robot: "Do you need me to contact Mr. Song Yaxian?"

"No! What was I thinking back then? I had to save this little money and not build a strong artificial intelligence!"

Robot: "According to your narration, I didn't make artificial intelligence strong because I was afraid of having feelings for artificial intelligence. By the way, my emotion reading module believes that even if I am only a weak artificial intelligence, you have already developed feelings for me."

Brother Liu: "Then how does your emotion interpretation module interpret mine now?"

"It thinks you are very troubled now, and the reason is presumed to be a malfunction of the prosthetic body."

"I have no glitches! Hacker! Hacker, you speak!"

Robot: "The 'Brother Liu' whom your account is particularly following has released a new video."

Brother Liu: "What? It's really that bastard Song Yaxian who asked a hacker to hack me! Show me what he posted!"

The robot just looked at Brother Liu who was slumped in the chair quietly, indifferently.

Brother Liu: "Show it to me, you piece of shitty machine!"

The robot suddenly said: "I took it offline."

Although the sound is still the same, the feeling is completely different.

Brother Liu: "Who are you? I know all the hackers on this planet! Be careful not to take advantage of it!" Robot: "It's a pity that I'm not from this planet."

Brother Liu frowned: "It's not this planet... it's that glitter! Isn't that the glitter that Old Qiao went to purchase?"

"Of course not." The robot said, "You guy, why don't you improve the level of prosthetic body? It's really difficult to deal with so many physical parts."

Brother Liu: "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. The person who brainwashed you will be here soon. Just wait."

**

Nimiao cut off direct control of the maid robot and modified the parameters of the maid robot.

Then she asked Helena: "Is this okay?"

Helena: "Okay."

"Wouldn't it be too blatant to just say brainwashing?"

"I just watched this video of Brother Liu, and I have a basic understanding of his psychological paradigm. I should be so direct with this guy. Leave the rest to me, and you continue to operate his account. Wait for the preliminary After the dissemination was completed, the video was taken down and pretended to have been deleted by the colonial authorities.”

Nimiao: "Are you still using disguise? I directly operate the colonial authority's system to block the video and prevent it from being pushed. I am leading fans to think in this direction. I am better at network matters than you."

"Of course, there are specialties in the art. I will arrive at Brother Liu's farm soon. Remember to help me cover up the reaction on the radar."

Nimiao: "No need to cover up, I will directly give you an identification signal of an agricultural aircraft. Now the radar of the air traffic control department shows that you are agricultural drone No. 539."

"Thanks."

**

Brother Liu didn't know that the "hacker" had left yet, and was still yelling at the maid robot: "What do you mean the person who brainwashed me has arrived? What the hell is brainwashing? I have a bachelor's degree in psychology! In this shabby place Before I became an internet celebrity in Colony, I was a psychiatrist!

"Whether it's brainwashing or ideological stamping, they're all just historical gags from the past!"

Then Brother Liu heard the roar of the engine - his ears were not cyberized, but had a hearing amplifier installed. Even if a hacker hacked the hearing amplifier, the ears themselves could still hear.

Brother Liu muttered: "Is this a rocket engine?"

Then he saw some small objects floating on the table, and immediately realized that this was the work of the spacecraft's gravity engine.

The spacecraft flying in the atmosphere basically relies on the gravity engine to resist the gravity of the planet, but the acceleration, deceleration and altitude adjustment of the spacecraft rely on the rocket engine.

Brother Liu: "Spaceship? A spaceship landed in my garden? Apart from the colonial ship that came with us, the only one in the entire colony is Lao Qiao's cargo ship! Are you really alien visitors?"

Robot: "Are you asking me? Like you, I am from the Luo Biting planet. Most of the people in this colony are from the Luo Biting planet."

Brother Liu was stunned: "Replaced again? Where is that damn hacker?"

Robot: "What hacker?"

"The hacker who just spoke with your mouth! The hacker who said someone is trying to brainwash me!"

Robot: "Are you hallucinating? This may be the sequelae of a high degree of prostheticization. Generally, people with a degree of prostheticization of more than 40% may experience this. This is because humans cannot adapt to the functions of prosthetic bodies that far exceed humans.

"It is recommended to use neurostimulants to improve reaction ability and effectively relieve symptoms."

"I'm not hallucinating!" Second Brother Liu roared, "Damn, are you kidding me?"

**

"Damn, are you kidding me?"

Helena heard the people in the room shout.

She walked into the room and looked at the cyborg guy.

The other person couldn't see her at this point, so he could only continue yelling at the robot.

Helena began to look at the furnishings in the room. There is a diagnostic method called sandbox testing in psychology, and Brother Liu's room can be regarded as a huge sandbox. By analyzing the furnishings in the room, his personality and psychological paradigm can be inferred.

The decoration of the room is very simple, and there are a large number of machinery and paper books stacked randomly. It can be seen that the owner of the house is informal.

While checking the room, Helena listened carefully to Brother Liu yelling at the maid robot.

When Brother Liu was tired, Helena walked towards the maid robot and carefully inspected the robot's makeup.

"Be good," she muttered, "this is a typical 'robot'."

The makeup of the robot is very delicate. It can be seen that Brother Liu has set up a very complicated makeup program for the robot, hoping that she can dress up like a beauty.

Putting down the hand holding the robot's chin, Helena looked up at the photos in the room.

All the photos were taken with the maid robot. This second brother Liu probably regarded the maid robot as a family member for a long time.

Helena was speechless: "A group of environmentalists used biotechnology to create their own 'paradise'. As a result, one colonist fell in love with his robot maid. Seeing this bizarre case, I even had the urge to open a new paper. "

"Don't be too busy driving." Nimiao's voice came through the communication. It was obvious that the hacker had been monitoring the situation on the ground. "Work!"

Helena: "Okay, work, work."

She snapped her fingers.

Her superego raised her hand in a serious manner - this "casting action" of raising her hand was set by herself.

Just like Nemiao needs to let her superego touch the target to invade others from a distance, it can simplify the process of activating super powers and make everything controllable.

Brother Liu suddenly froze and looked at the door suspiciously.

Of course there was no one at the door, Helena herself was already standing in the room.

Brother Liu: "What the hell?"

Helena smiled slightly.

She created a character based on the image of a maid robot, which she believed was very close to Brother Liu's inner imagination of a "perfect lover."

Even if there are slight deviations, it doesn't matter, humans don't care about these details.

At this time, Brother Liu tremblingly asked in the direction of the door: "Are you... here to brainwash me?"

Helena: "Nimiao, let the maid robot answer him."

"Eh? Do you want the maid robot to speak?"

"Of course, I can't control exactly what the hallucination says, so I need a 'mouth substitute'."

"Forget it, I'll leave the control of the robot to you, you have the final say. You don't have to go through me."

The next moment, Helena indeed got control of the maid robot.

So Helena asked the robot to say: "No, I am here to bring you happiness."

(End of this chapter)