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Chapter 93 RNG vs LGD, special guest black! (5k big chapter!)
Song Wen seemed a little surprised when he heard that Yu Shuang said he was a fan.

"Real or false? Those who lie will have to swallow a thousand needles."

"Huh? Hahaha, the black player is still as humorous as ever," the interview had just begun, and Yu Shuang had already begun to sweat.

"Congratulations to player black for achieving a four-game winning streak in the snake team. Today's second game ended very quickly. It ended in less than 10 minutes. What does player black think is the main reason?"

After hearing Yu Shuang's question, Song Wen thought for a while and said:

"I think our performance was average. Maybe someone on the opposite side was already anxious to go back to the live broadcast, so their mind was not on the game."

Yu Shuang chuckled, as if she didn't hear Song Wen's answer, and asked instead:
"Snake has been very strong recently and has reached the mid-table position in the standings. I feel that if it can maintain this state, it can definitely enter the playoffs. Many fans also have great expectations for you. What do you have? What do you want to say to your fans who support you?”

"Um," Song Wen thought for a while and said, "Thank you fans and friends for your support. When I post on Weibo in the future, I will definitely attach a signed photo of myself."

"Now the outside world thinks very highly of you, saying that you are the best Jace in the world."

"I don't dare to take it seriously," Song Wen smiled modestly, "With that person around, I will never be able to be the world's number one shock wave."

"They said that black players are also very good at writing and often write short essays on Weibo."

"Haha, okay, the reason why a story touches people is not actually how good the writing style of the story is, but how wonderful the story itself is. I can only say, thank you Uzi, thank EDG, thank doinb , and I hope that more people will become the protagonists of my stories in the future."

Yu Shuang looked at Song Wen as if she were looking at a monster.

Listen, listen, are you speaking human words?
In the RNG training room, his face was red from holding back the spicy hot pot. Until he saw Song Wenxiang giving his acceptance speech when receiving the award, he couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing.
The corners of Xiaohu's mouth were already raised, but he quickly looked at the closed door warily.

UZI is not here, he should have gone to take a shower.

Xiaohu, who was relieved, patted his legs and laughed again and again.
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Lao Er BBQ stall.

As soon as Song Wen entered the store, he immediately took off the Leifeng hat on his head and the military coat on his body.

The weather has warmed up in April, and Song Wen, who was still wearing the same outfit, was obviously feeling stuffy. Steam was rising from his head after he took off his hat.

In order to avoid being discovered, Zhi Zhi set off first. He had already ordered skewers and was waiting here.

"Oh my god, Brother Wen, you have become a humidifier."

Song Wen took the stool and sat down, and was so angry that he couldn't help swearing.

"Damn it, why are Ming Kai's female fans so seductive and scary? It's been more than half a month and they are still guarding the door of the club. They are all orphans like me and have no family to care about, right?"

Song Wen grabbed the lamb kidney and stuffed it into his mouth. Looking at the unmoved figure on the other side, he wondered:
"What are you eating for? You're so stunned!"

His posture was bitter and a little awkward: "Hey, buddy, I want to lose weight. I feel like I've regained some weight during this period."

Song Wen pulled the iron plate in front of him.

"Anyone who can lose weight is a werewolf, so don't eat it."

Zhi Zhi looked at the grilled lamb skewers that were sizzling with oil and sprinkled with spicy food. He swallowed hard and couldn't help but reach out and grab a skewer.

"Brother Wen, you have such a good figure, how do you usually train?"

"I haven't practiced yet, but my genes are good."

Zhi Zhi sighed and asked:
"Brother Wen, can you tell me if sweating too much is burning fat? The weather is getting hotter soon, and I can sweat a lot."

Song Wen raised his eyes and glanced at the posture, as if he was looking at an idiot.

"No, little fool, that fat is exhaled from the body through breathing."

"I think so. Anyway, I will lose weight if I sweat more in summer, and you can see that the fatter people are, the more they sweat."

"Sweating means you're still alive."

"When I sweat, I feel the fat burning."

Song Wen finished the mutton kidney in silence and wiped his mouth.

"Okay, let's not talk anymore. My mouth is 38, and your ears are 25. I say mine, and you listen to yours. In this way, you go to the bathing center and get a card for 20."

He looked confused: "I want to lose weight, why go to a bathing center to top up 20?"

Song Wen sneered: "19 will be used for bathing, and the remaining [-] will be given to me for sauna, [-] degrees. I guarantee that you will be as thin as a bamboo pole tomorrow."

Zhi Zhi sighed: "Brother Wen, I really want to lose weight."

“If you want to lose weight, stay up less late.”

"this is not OK."

"Eat less."

Zhi Zi picked up a bunch of mutton chops and started to chew on them. He hesitated and said, "It's essential."

"Then exercise."

"Can't move."

"Eat a fat-reducing meal."

Hearing Song Wen's suggestion, Ge Ge's eyes lit up: "A fat-reducing meal is okay. Is this okay? Should I eat it before or after a meal?"

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, "Let's eat it."

"That won't work."

"Haha," Song Wen laughed directly, "How old are you this year."

"I'm twenty."

Song Wen stood up, took out a pen and paper from the boss's desk, started writing, and threw it directly in front of Zhi Zi.

"I've been putting up with you for a long time, little idiot! When you go to the hospital, let the doctor follow the instructions on this list and make sure your illness is cured."

"I'm stupid, Brother Wen, you can still prescribe ointment!"

Zhi Zhi's eyes lit up, he picked up the paper and read it.

"Physical anesthesia, dip your fists in iodine, and disinfect them at the same time. Amputate your limbs. If you faint from pain, use urine to wake you up. Repeated torture will make him 20 years old forever."

"I'm still eating. Why are you so disgusting?"

He complained dissatisfiedly, picked his butt, picked up the mutton chops and continued to chew on it.

Song Wen picked up his phone and looked at the time, feeling a little confused.

"Why haven't you come yet? Is the little bitch lost?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the store door was pushed open and a voice came over.

"The nest is here! Sorry, I got lost just now!"

Imp came over with a flushed face, opened the beer on the table with a bang, and started drinking it.

"I'm a bastard, you little bitch, did you fucking drink it here?"

After hearing Song Wen's words, imp's hand naturally placed on Song Wen's shoulder.

"Ah! Good breast brother! Zhe is Wo's second show! Don't worry about mending the pot! Wo has already vomited just now!"

Song Wen grabbed Imp's hand and quietly stuffed the skewers into his hand.

"You kid, take it easy. If something happens if you drink like this, I can't afford to pay for it."

After the game against QG yesterday, Song Wen had a brief exchange with Father Imp, and they had a good conversation. They made an appointment to go out and have sex together tonight.

But seeing imp's current appearance as an unlucky child, Song Wen felt a little regretful.

The little bitch is addicted to alcohol. The problem is that her drinking capacity is not good and her quality of wine is not good. After drinking too much, she likes to touch others.

This person can be said to be extremely self-disciplined. During these years of playing professionally, he has always been in the bar toilet training room, three points and one line.

But Imp's talent is extremely terrifying. Even if he abuses his body like this, he can still play a thousand games until he is 30 years old, smoking and drinking.

Just as he was thinking about it, Imp had already opened another bottle of wine and raised it towards Song Wen.

"Brother! Wo really likes you! After so many years, someone finally helped Wo speak his mind! Wo is happy! Here's to you!"

For imp, they have been wronged a lot in China over the years.

As a former champion AD, he has always been compared with UZI in recent years.

That's right, it's not comparing UZI with him, but comparing him with UZI.

Seeing that UZI was about to be praised to the sky, but his champion AD was reduced to what fans call an AD who only knows how to play mice, imp was naturally unconvinced.

This guy had a bad temper and was stepped on every day. In addition, after coming to China, he failed to achieve any results in LGD. Over time, he began to let himself go.

But the appearance of black is like a ray of sunshine in the gloomy sky, completing his salvation.

Over the years, black has said everything for him that he has been holding back in his heart and dare not say out loud. He is simply his Internet mouthpiece.

He loves black so much!
Seeing that Imp was about to drink two bottles of wine, Song Wen quickly reached out to stop him.

As usual, if someone stopped Imp from drinking, it would be equivalent to holding a knife and trying to kill him. Imps with poor drinking habits would get angry and curse on the spot, but when it came to Song Wen, he surprisingly didn't lose his temper. "You fucking drink less, I'm here for business today."

Hearing Song Wen's words, Imp smiled naively: "Say! I listen, I like you, you can say whatever you want!"

He looked between the two of them with a weird posture and said in a low voice: "Brother Wen, could this guy be from Nantong?"

Song Wen smiled: "Isn't that great? You two are just a couple."

His posture tightened and he subconsciously covered his buttocks.

"I'm rough, don't do it, my hemorrhoids haven't healed yet!"

Song Wen ignored the playful gesture and asked imp:
"You little bitch, I'll play RNG in two days. Do you have any chance of winning?"

After hearing Song Wen's words, Imp's face turned even redder.

"There is a chance of winning against Xiba! LGD is going to be relegated to Xiba. How can we win! I can't brag with you. I'm going to beat UZI in the bottom lane! But Xiba just can't beat them."

Seeing that imp was so excited, Song Wen handed over another skewer, temporarily blocking the imp's mouth from yelling.

Ever since Wei Shen's shot back in S5, LGD has been in a state of slump until now. This year, it's even worse, and it has actually fallen into the relegation zone.

Wei Shen's mind is obviously no longer on LOL now. If Song Wen remembers correctly, Wei Shen basically gave up on LOL this summer and prepared to switch to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

Seeing the angry imp, Song Wen smiled and said:

"It's okay. When you compete with RNG, I'll help you."

After hearing Song Wen's words, Imp was stunned for a moment.

"Are you coming to LGD?"

"I definitely won't come," Song Wen was a little speechless at this drunken man, and it was not the transfer period. "But after the game yesterday, the official LPL staff came to me and asked me if I had the intention to commentate on LGD and RNG. the match of."

Imp was about to pour wine into his mouth, but he was stunned when he heard Song Wen's words. He slammed the wine bottle on the table with a bang, leaned forward and grabbed Song Wen's hand with both hands.

"The reverse must come! It must come!"

Black comes to commentate on UZI’s game, who knows!
RNG is not in very good shape during this period. It no longer has the sweeping momentum it had at the beginning of the spring split, and has already lost two games in a row.

The biggest reason for this is that RNG's UZI was in poor condition when he came in and often made some low-level mistakes during team fights.

Anyone who doesn't have access to the Internet in the village knows that UZI's decline in status is inseparable from Song Wen.

UZI's mentality was not very good to begin with, but now it is obviously broken by Song Wen.

If Song Wen came to commentate on UZI's game at this time, you can imagine how much pressure UZI would have to endure.

imp believed that he could completely suppress UZI in the bottom lane, but he couldn't stand up to RNG's four-guarantee-one strategy, which made him jailed in the bottom lane, and his teammates would not give him much support at all.

He obviously doesn’t want to be ridiculed by UZI fans anymore.

Zhi Zhi saw the corners of Song Wen's mouth raised and couldn't help but shudder.

"You want me to explain it?"

"Xi Ba wants to die! I love rebellion! Come on, explain! I want rebellion!"

Song Wen chuckled and said:

"I can also commentate, but I have a request. From now on, you are not allowed to touch a drop of alcohol until you finish the game with RNG."

After hearing Song Wen's words, Imp was stunned for a moment.

"What does Zhe have to do with it?"

"Of course it does matter," Song Wen raised his eyebrows and said, "If you go up and play a game with RNG like this, don't you guarantee losing? Then I'll go and commentate on Gou Ba. You also know that I and RNG As for UZI, if you lose the game then, won’t I become a clown?”

Imp's face was tangled, and he looked at the beer on the table, regretting why he didn't take a sip just now.

"I won't drink anymore after finishing this bottle."

"Don't touch even a drop of it."
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"Good evening, viewers before the live broadcast! What you are watching now is the 2017 League of Legends LPL spring regular season, the match between LGD Esports Club and Rng Esports Club! I am the commentator Miller!"

"I'm a commentary doll!"

As soon as Miller finished introducing himself, he couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead. In today's game, a heavyweight guest came, which made him even more nervous than the players. Now he was sweating profusely.

"In addition to our two commentators, today we also invited another special guest. Let us welcome him with warm applause - black!!!"

The venue was completely silent, even quieter than the library.

Song Wen had already anticipated this situation, and obviously didn't care, saying hello with a smile.

"Hello everyone, I am the top laner of the snake team, black!"

Although the venue was quiet, there was an explosion in the live broadcast room at this time.

【I’m rough! ! ! ! ! ! 】

【ah? !You actually let Hei ÷ commentate on RNG’s game, LPL, are you crazy? ! 】

[I will do anything for the sake of traffic. This disgusts my puppy, haha. 】

[Hahahaha, I am stupid, the most exciting episode!I need to get my buddy to watch the game right away! 】

【I'm coming! LPL, damn you, why didn’t you reveal the news earlier? 】

[Damn it, no wonder Hei ÷ just posted a Weibo post "Cheering for UZI live today", and it turned out to be true. 】

[I was laughing so hard, the show was so effective. 】

[Everyone, please be quiet for a moment. Why don’t we listen to what Teacher UZI has to say. 】

Teacher UZI is currently sitting on the sofa in the lounge, gnawing on her nails, her face flushed.

"Hey, I really don't want to fight, let someone else do it. This is what makes me think."

Faced with UZI, who had already started to gain momentum before the game, Brother Feng was a little helpless.

"The substitute didn't come with the team at all, and it's too late to make a substitution now."

Seeing that UZI was silent, Brother Feng started to enlighten him like an old father.

"Don't get into it, think about other possibilities. LGD is in such a bad state now that it has fallen into the relegation zone. We can easily win. As long as we win the game, what can black do even on the stage? Others will only Is it right to treat him like a clown?”

"But when I think about him teaching me how to play the game in the commentary box later, I get very annoyed. I feel like it doesn't matter whether I play or not."

Xiao Ming on the side also advised:
"It's okay. When the time comes, you can just scold me after you win the game. This is just an opportunity to fight back. And if you don't play, those haters will have something to say again."

UZI blushed and turned away: "Just say what you say, I don't fucking want them."

The staff knocked on the door and leaned half in.

"RNG, come on stage quickly, LGD has already entered the stage."

"Okay, I know," Brother Feng nodded and clapped his hands, "Okay, boys, come on, don't put too much pressure on yourself, you can do it."

Everyone stood up, and Mala Xiang Guo couldn't help it when he saw that UZI was still sitting on the sofa chewing his nails and not getting up.

"No, if you don't fight the hell, who will? Or just give up!"

Hearing the unpleasant tone of Mala Xiangguo, UZI instantly became angry.

"If you fucking give up, just give up, I don't care!"

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, letme suddenly said:

"Um...black just posted on Weibo again."

Everyone glared at Letme one after another, and it was as if they would not lift the pot.

Baiyun's top laner rarely showed his high emotional intelligence.

"Black said that people were commentating on the spot, but RNG hadn't waited yet. Could it be that he was too scared to go on stage?"

UZI's face instantly turned red again, he stood up suddenly and walked towards the stage.

Xiaohu, who had been silent all this time, poked Letme's arm and lowered his voice and said:
"Isn't Black in the commentary box? How come you still have time to post on Weibo?"

Letme's eyes wandered and she murmured: "How do I know? Ask him."

Xiaohu chuckled twice: "You're still pretending. I've seen you send WeChat messages to Black. When did you two have an affair?"

Seeing that things were exposed, letme sighed.

"What can I do? I'm very helpless. Do I really want to just give up?"

Xiaohu was silent for a long time, feeling a little dumbfounded.

"It's amazing!"

(End of this chapter)