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Chapter 92 Why don’t you drink milk? Was it stolen? (5k big chapter!)
snake丶black：

"Hello, dear fans and friends, in the just-concluded first game with the QG E-Sports Club, the black player's Dragon Goddess descended to earth and staged a legendary duel of four dragon warriors in front of the QG Highland. In the end, we won the game in a thrilling way.”

"Black player said after the game that his ability to win this game is inseparable from the support and trust of his teammates. Black player said that as a top laner, he can often get the support of the jungler and mid laner. Take care, this is very unfair to kabe players."

"Kabe is a very good top laner, but he has no support to rely on. The upper half of the jungle has been invaded, and clid can't support him alone. In this case, the mid laner has been wandering to the bottom lane, facing junglers and Turning a blind eye to the dilemma on the road. In response to this situation, the black player expressed his doubts, shouldn't they have broken off their friendship again?"

"As for doinb, player black said bluntly that he thinks doinb is a skilled thief. Uzi has only been his teammate for one year, and he stole his talent and skills to break up the team."

"Our reporter Liu Zhihao reports for you."

Below the Weibo content, this time there is a rare picture.

It was a handsome photo of Song Wen sitting in front of the computer with a serious look on his face before the game started.

Zhi Ge put down the phone and scratched his head in confusion.

"Brother Wen, who is this Liu Zhihao?"

Song Wen looked at the gesture as if he were looking at an idiot.

"Who do you think Liu Zhihao is?"

"Me?" Zhi Zhi raised his finger and pointed at his nose with a confused look on his face, "But it wasn't written by me."

"It's not good to always brag about yourself, so I'm going to change my approach and let you brag about me."

"Am I bragging?"

"Yes, you blow me."

Brother Crystal's face turned dark and he cursed angrily: "No, what are you two talking about?"

Zhi Zhi thought for a while and then asked: "But if that's the case, why don't you let me post on Weibo directly?"

With Brother Wen's talent, as long as he posts a few more posts like this on Weibo, I believe he can become an Internet celebrity and a well-known player in no time.

"You are stupid. If you post on Weibo, then I won't be able to get any traffic?" Song Wen looked at the gesture dissatisfied, "And this is something I wrote, why should I let you post on Weibo?"

"Um... also."

Zhi Ge scratched his hair, feeling that something was wrong, but he felt that nothing was wrong.

"But my buddy can give you the right to forward it. You just need to pay me a thousand authorization fees every month."

The gesture was overjoyed.

"Alipay received 1000 yuan!"

Song Wen looked at the pop-up message prompt and sighed.

He regretted that he had rejected the team's idea of ​​looking for a mid laner. This kid had gone on the road of abstraction and never returned, and his brain had begun to shrink.

"By the way, Brother Wen, why did you add a picture today? This photo is kind of cool."

After hearing the gesture, Song Wen smiled shyly.

"At the request of female fans, after all, I have a lot of fans now."

Brother Crystal looked at Song Wen in surprise and said, "Don't you hate female fans the most? During the previous live broadcast, if you saw a female fan, you would be banned for 50 years."

"It's not what it used to be. It's not what it used to be. I figured it out. God gave me this face. There is a reason for it. I can't waste it."

There was silence in the lounge.

In fact, betraying lust was not Song Wen's intention, he was just playing a big game of chess.

As mentioned before, female fans are a very fanatical group, and they often become particularly crazy after turning from fans to black fans.

Song Wen's plan is to attract female fans - offend female fans - turn fans into black fans, and backlash like mad to help him promote black material, attract more black fans, and gain black fan value - Branch 1. Purify black fans, and turn fans into black fans. Obtain performance value and expand the hero pool; Branch 2, refine female fans, repeat the operation.

This is simply a perfect ecological chain!

Perpetual motion machine, start!

He turned on his phone and read the comments on Weibo.

[What war correspondent Liu Zhihao? 】

[Why do you use a black phone to post on Weibo? 】

【ah?There seems to be something wrong, let me check it out. 】

[This sinister tone, at first glance, it’s fucking Hei’s handwriting. I’m looking for a way to take the blame for you, right? 】

[Okay, okay, you hinted at my puppy again, right? 】

[UZI: What? doinb stole my skills? 】

Song Wen looked at the comments on Weibo and opened the counter with satisfaction.

[In the first game of Snake E-Sports Club VS QG E-Sports Club, I will deal with the players and you will score. 】

Seeing the familiar post, Song Wen rolled up his sleeves.

The performance of the netizens in Kangba last time made him lose face, and today he is bound to regain his face here!

【kabe. 】

[1 point, giving you confidence. 】

[1.5 points, I suggest Kabe change his name to KFC. Keeping your last name is the last kindness to you. 】

[2 points, a takeaway delivery person who is willing to play chicken and take out the whole family. 】

[2 points, buy a FamilyMart bucket and get free oranges for a limited time. Eat two in one bucket, so you can relieve your boredom without worry. 】
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【clid. 】

[3 points, banxiazi. 】

[4 points, the ultimate punch. 】

[3.5 points, why do you want to win the blind man? Get the red BUFF! 】
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【doinb. 】

[3 points, stolen by Vic. I heard that you stole UZI’s passive with a Q skill? 】

[4 points, my god, why is this game not on the road? 】

[3.5 points. If your laser doesn't branch, I feel like you can't win the game. 】
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【Alone. 】

[2 points, looking at your ID, you don’t deserve four guarantees and one? 】

[3 points, your Lucian is not as good as Uzi’s hanging hair.What, Uzi can’t beat Hei÷, so that’s okay. 】
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【Cloud. 】

[3 points, Noxia, which one is better, UZI or Alone? 】

[4 points, SB assist, national server won by lying down. 】

[At 3.5 points, UZI fainted in the toilet because of laughter. 】

Song Wen continued to slide, and the post came to snake's team members.

【sofm. 】

[5 points, what about hooking eight junglers and fighting monsters with the top laner? 】

[5 points, when Black Punishment snatched away your toad, I saw the entanglement in your heart. The seeds of resistance have been planted, and the seeds of the slave liberation movement are sprouting. 】

[7 points, I have a dream. 】

[7 points, the self-cultivation of a licking dog - although you took away my toad, it does not prevent me from blocking my troops for you. 】

[8.5 points, the Vietnamese bride Sofm was bought by Snake with a lot of money, and was given a marriage to Black. The two lived a happy life without shame in the wilderness. 】

[7 points, the Vietnamese only live in two places, the lane jam on the road and the post-game rating post. 】
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【Zz1tai. 】

[6.5 points, are you always competing with the bride for favor? 】

[7 points, mistress. 】

[7 points, sofm has followed Hei÷ for so long, but Hei÷ gave you the shock wave, which is a bit trick. 】

[8 points, Black ÷ is the only designated authorized dealer of shock wave. 】
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【Ohq. 】

[4 points, I don’t know him, just give him a random score. 】

[5 points, you should be under the car, not in the car. 】
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【kRYST4L. 】【6 points, taught Nuo Xia a vivid lesson, and was disliked by Uzi entirely because Nuo Xia couldn't bathe Uzi. 】

[4.5 points, not as good as the black bathtub. 】
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【black. 】

Seeing his ID, Song Wen was full of fighting spirit.

The poster seemed to be his biggest fan at first glance. Under Song Wen’s ID, he also posted a sunny and handsome photo of him that he had just posted on Weibo.

[0 points, smiling so happily?I thought you were going to touch the whiteboard. 】

Seeing that the first comment was a criticism of himself, Song Wen couldn't bear it.

SNAKE, Black: [10 points, the smile is bright and sunny, the curvature of the mouth is in place, and the inner self-confidence revealed in humility and gentleness is vividly expressed. The front teeth are white and refreshing, which is better than the one with one mouth and two vegetable leaves upstairs. few. 】

As soon as this post was posted, it immediately received a steady stream of criticism.

【ah?Is it a skewer?Can you add a dog head next time?Otherwise it will be difficult for you to save your life. 】

[No way, no way, no one really wants to be a fan, right? How unsatisfactory is this life? 】

[I also got a fake ID, it seems like I am a true fan. 】

[Why are you attacking our black fans? Don’t let fans pay for your idol’s behavior. I only like black fans because I am constipated. 】

[The floor leader knew at first glance that he was a fake anti-fan. We, the ultimate anti-fans, have never praised Black Brother so hypocritically. 】

[Newcomer, what is the ultimate black powder? 】

[Previous anti-fans: refers to people who hate someone and maliciously sow discord between players or fans of players.He is good at finding faults in eggs and making up facts.Today’s black fans: refers to fans who like the professional League of Legends player black.Because it is difficult to distinguish between the two, they are subdivided into two categories. The former is called ordinary black powder, and the latter is called ultimate (true) black powder.The layer owner often posts in the mentally retarded forum. His IQ is higher than that of ordinary people and he has the ability to cheat. Therefore, he is identified as an ordinary black fan. This behavior is fishing. 】

Song Wen looked at the comments below, his mouth twitched, and he looked up at the time. If the second game wasn't about to start, he would have to hold the phone and compete intensively for 48 hours.

[8 points, Black ÷ does not regard the Vietnamese bride as a bride, the bride takes the toad home to find the groom again. 】

[8.5 points, you get into the wrong sedan chair and marry the wrong man, you get the wrong bride when you see the god of plague. 】

[8 points, sofm: It doesn’t matter, my man will step on the colorful ball to catch the ball. 】

[0 points, why don’t you drink milk today?Was the milk stolen by doinb? 】

"Brother Wen, the milk is here, you can get ready to play."

Song Wen took the milk from Zhu Kai and was about to go on stage when he heard Zhu Kai continue:

"Brother Wen, the express delivery is still on the way. We won't have enough milk powder after this game."

"It's okay," Song Wen nodded, "Won 2:0."
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RNG e-sports club.

Brother Feng was carefully watching the video replay of yesterday's game between Snake and QG. Five of RNG's main players were sitting next to him.

Snake has now become RNG's lifelong enemy. The video of every game will be carefully reviewed by Feng Ge.

"Jace is a hero who must not be released. Black Jayce's proficiency is too scary. Yesterday, QG was pushed flat in the second 10 minutes of the second game. This is a typical example."

Hearing Brother Feng's words, letme nodded.

"This person is indeed a bit outrageous. Today I am going to take a closer look at how he killed Kabe after going online."

In the second game between the two teams yesterday, QG adopted a new and even more extreme approach than the first game.

That is to completely abandon the top lane and let the top lane join the team with the mid-to-lower advantage in radiation.

When Shen was knocked out by Snake, Kabe took out Cree as a substitute.

Moreover, QG also carefully designed the invasion plan for the first-level group, and captured two of Snake's heads at the beginning.

But even so, they lost even faster than the first game.

"Look at Jace's position, it feels like Kled just glanced at him online, and Jace was already determined to kill."

Hearing letme's words, Brother Feng nodded: "He knows that Kled flashed in level [-] group fights. I guess Kled has already figured out how to kill solo before he goes online."

In the picture, because Kled supported the first-level regiment, he could only rush over from the river. He was hit twice by Jace Bai, and therefore lost the right to grab 2.

A group of people looked at the top lane. When they saw Jayce suddenly rising to 2, UZI said in surprise:
"Hey, how come this guy got promoted to level two with just six soldiers?"

letme opened her mouth and explained:

"The previous wave of soldiers cannot reach level 2. You need to kill another minion in the second wave. But what many people don't know is that even if you lose one long-range soldier, you can still reach level [-]. You It seems that black took advantage of this and started to press forward when the melee soldier was about to die, and six soldiers were promoted to the second level. Kabe probably did not notice this detail at the time and was caught off guard."

Hearing letme's words, UZI smiled: "Wow, letme, you are better than kabe."

"Well... there is a lot of pressure at the competition. Maybe I will be fooled, but now that I have seen black's operation, I will definitely be careful in the future."

Jace, who had reached Level [-], walked right into Kled's face.

"Look here, black is also very detailed. He first connected with a flat A and then an impact... The electric energy surged. When Kled's shield was reduced to only one, he turned on W and switched to hammer form. There was no flat A. "

Listening to Brother Feng and letme keep calling black, UZI felt a little unhappy.

"What's the matter?"

Letme was obviously immersed in the joy of the single-on-line review, and did not realize that God was already unhappy.

"At this time, he has directly started to save skills. To maximize the damage output, he did not use the extra damage of the first flat A, but stuck to Kled and used the W skill to burn Kled off the horse. The purpose was to do as much as possible Leave the burst damage to Kled's body."

In the picture, Jace's Sky Leap hit Kled on the head, but obviously the damage was not enough.

"If Jace chooses to retreat at this time, then Kled will chase Jace until he gets on the horse. Instead, he will be single-killed on the road, so Black pulled back and forth here to threaten Kled, so that Kabe would not dare to chase him. , and then wait for your skill CD."

The more letme spoke, the more excited she became, and her eyes became brighter and brighter.

Black is really a terrible person. He can always make the most correct judgment at the first time.

Kled held a pistol in his hand. After catching up with Jace, AQ started, and his anger value reached 95 points. As long as he fired another normal shot, he would be able to mount his horse and kill Jace directly!

At this time, Jace hit Kled with a backhand Q skill, but the damage was still not enough to kill Kled. What's even more embarrassing is that although Kled had residual health, he could still resist with this amount of health. Jace's two basic attacks.

Seeing that Kled was about to kill Jace with an A, Jace still calmly hit the A again, and at the moment when Kled equalized the A, he used Flash to distance himself.

"This person is really brave. He only dodges when he plays to the extreme."

After hearing UZI's words, Brother Feng pressed pause and said:

"In fact, here he flashes directly and can leave, but it will waste a flash, allowing Kled to escape, or even be caught and killed. Only A flash is the optimal solution."

Seeing UZI's confusion, Brother Feng continued:
"If Jace flashes first and then hits A twice, there is a possibility of being caught up by Kled. Kled in the dismounted state has an attack range of 250 yards and a movement speed of 385 points. Once Kled catches up and mounts, , then Jace will definitely die, and if Kled doesn’t want to operate at this time and wants to leave directly, Jace will not be able to catch up with Kled at all.”

"So you see here, after A flash, Kled's health can only withstand the damage of one basic attack, and Jace has the absolute advantage of attack distance. If Kled wants to fight Jace against A, then Even if Jace strikes first, Kled will lose, and if Kled wants to run, the dismounted Kled only has a movement speed of 285 when he is far away from the enemy, and Jace will catch up to him and die."

Seeing Brother Feng constantly praising Song Wen, UZI curled his lips.

"I feel like I can't think of so many things in that moment."

"Yes," Brother Feng nodded, "Our analysis is clear and logical, but in fact, the kind of lightning and flint relies on muscle memory, but your muscle memory can always replace your brain to make the most correct judgment. , this is a very scary thing.”

Song Wen, who got a solo kill on the road, quickly showed his absolute dominance in this game. After 15 minutes of the game, it had already entered garbage time. Jace shot each kid one by one, and almost never stopped. Without empty cannons, QG won't be able to pick up the team.

UZI looked a little bored and yawned, "I feel like there's nothing interesting to watch. I'm going to bed first. I have to play LGD in two days."

Brother Feng nodded and said nothing more.

LGD's AD player imp made a lot of outrageous remarks during the game between QG and snake. UZI is probably gearing up and wants to teach the opponent a lesson tomorrow.

After UZI left, a group of people watched the replay of the game and did not leave until after the game was over.

Everyone sat in silence, silently understanding each other.

"Dear viewers before the live broadcast, welcome back. In today's post-game interview session, we have invited the MVP player of this game, the top laner black from the snake team, to accept our interview! I am the host Yu Shuang!"

Yu Shuang naturally knew Song Wen's name. If the previous female hosts hadn't cried and shouted that they didn't want to interview black again in this life, she wouldn't have transferred her shift to conduct the interview today.

Song Wen appeared in the video. His smile was modest and gentle, he bowed slightly to the camera, and his voice was unhurried and gentle.

"Hello, dear fans and friends, I am Black, Song Wen."

As a very experienced host, Yu Shuang took the initiative to tease.

"Player black, I have admired you for a long time. Let me show my identity first. I have always been your fan."

(End of this chapter)