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Chapter 193 Tears of God, Snake Herders and Three Dogs and One Rat

Song Wen sent Uncle Wu and his party to the high-speed train. On the way back, he couldn't wait to open the Tieba.

Uzi's tears were still warm in his heart.

He wanted to savor it while the remaining warmth was still there.

When I opened the post bar, as expected, the ratings posts for the Snake Team and the Ooze Monsters had reached the highest level of popularity.

[RNG E-Sports Club VS Snake E-Sports Club scoring post, I will distribute the players and you will score. 】

[Order: letme. 】

[3 points, Aubof. 】

[4 points, letme is too busy, not only picking up axes, but also picking up soap. 】

[3 points, RNG is really a mole, the iron man is out of control, and Olaf is beaten by Bobby. 】

[2 points, Tears of God Investors. 】
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[Jungle: mlxg. 】

[0 points, rubbish jungler, won’t you help me catch him? 】

[0 points, do you want to see me make a fool of myself? 】

[0 points, my god is suppressed in the bottom lane, no matter how you think about it, it is a wild distance. 】

[0 points, major shareholder of Tears of God. 】
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[Mid laner: xiaohu. 】

[3 points, God is crying, why don’t you cry with me? 】

[4 points, Xiaohu has indeed gone too far. We can share joy but cannot cry together. 】

[3. Invisible melon-eaters. 】

[3 points, the imbecile audience of Tears of God, the paramecia who failed to empathize with Tears of God. 】
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[Assistant: ming. 】

[0 points, sinners who try to prevent God from crying. 】

[0 points. Although Bron has strong chest muscles, it is a pity that he has no breasts. 】

[0 points, he needs a cradle, not a shield. 】

[0 points, it’s better to play Nami wet nurse. 】

[0 points, Tears of God Thief. 】
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[ADC: UZI. 】

[10 points, did you donate your healing flash to the museum? 】

[10 points, feather collector, accurately collects bird feathers through unique steps. 】

[10 points, Uzi (X) Crow (√), crow: a bird that likes to collect bird feathers, and has the famous allusion "Crow Drinking Milk". 】

[10 points, "Uzi is forced to sing by the priest": The snake team and the dogs bully me and I am weak, but I can bear to face the priest. She held her breasts in her arms while drinking at the competition, her lips were burnt and her mouth was dry and she couldn't breathe. When she came back and took a bath, she shed tears... There are thousands of bathhouses in the country, and the bathers all over the world are happy! 】

[10 points, God! Outstanding artistic performer, the only manufacturer of Tears of God! 】

Song Wen couldn't help but giggle happily when he looked at RNG's score sheet, causing the taxi driver driving in front to frequently look in the rearview mirror.

"Hey! Are you the professional player Black?"

Hearing the driver's sudden words, Song Wen didn't even raise his head and denied it without any hesitation:

"No, he is not one thousandth as handsome as me."

"Chu, you are so abstract and shameless only when you speak in a dark way."

"What's the complaint phone number?"

"You go about your business."

The driver's seat of the taxi was surrounded by iron bars. Song Wen was not worried about whether the other party was a black man. He suddenly turned around to give him a kiss, so he continued to read the post with relish.

[Jungle: sfom. 】

[7 points, the least existential episode. 】

[6 points, the most enjoyable episode to watch. 】

[7 points, your wine barrel is closed to me. 】

[6 points, a small shareholder of Tears of God. 】

[6 points, the three dogs of the Snake Team are the loyal guard Phu Quoc Ridgeback dogs from Vietnam. 】
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[Mid laner: Zz1tai. 】

[6 points, Stance can single-kill Uzi in the middle, so Stance > Uzi, it is recommended to play ADC with Stance, so that you can become the world's number one ADC. 】

[7 points, career highlight moment, treating Uzi as a sports car. 】

[7 points, false single kill, single kill Uzi with gesture; real single kill, Uzi jumped into Ike's bathtub and unfortunately drowned. 】

[8 points. Compared to Nami, Ike's bathtub is still too big, and Uzi's short legs can't reach the bottom. 】

[7 points, Liu Zhihao, manager of Tears of God Group. 】

[6 points, Pekingese, the royal royal dog that once enjoyed all the glory and wealth among the three dogs of the Snake Team. 】
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[Assistant: Brother Crystal. 】

[7 points, compared to the assistant O Emperor period, Brother Crystal is as happy as a flea now. 】

[7 points, Brother Crystal: Who knows, you don’t have to play ADC, and you can have the pleasure of beating Uzi to tears. 】

[10 points: Brother Crystal is the only professional player who defeated the world's number one ADC in the bottom two positions. I don't need to say more about his gold content, right? 】

[8 points, the world’s number one bot laner Crystal! 】

[8 points, major shareholder of Tears of God. 】

[9 points, Picasso’s pet Lamp dachshund among the three dogs of the Snake team. 】
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[ADC:imp. 】

[At 10 minutes, the priest appeared, so much so that God burst into tears. 】

[9 points, black out to dominate the summer game, imp drunk and beating the god of Uzi! 】

[9 points, Wei Shen: Puff, you green tea bitch, you deliberately played me in LGD, right? 】

[9 points, the value of the priest is still increasing! 】

[10 points, Chairman of Tears of God Group. 】

[9 points, Snake team has three dogs and one mouse and a loopy pink mouse. 】
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[Top order: black. 】

[0 points, just a bastard. 】

[3 points, the Yodles use Master, whose hero pool includes but is not limited to: Rambo, Kled, Poppy, Uzi...]

[5 points, the manipulator behind Tears of God, invited a priest from South Korea to serve as the chairman. 】

[1 point, poor professional ethics and no personal accomplishment. Seeing Uzi cry, he only knows how to drink milk by himself and doesn’t know how to share. 】

[2 points, when Uzi was celebrating the priest's birthday, he was severely beaten because he failed to sing happy birthday. 】

[10 points, I always thought that the animal god’s animal mind was Chu, but today I found out about the animal god’s animal mind xu. The only officially designated animal herder of the Snake Team was hacked. His assets include—Vietnamese hound Phu Quoc Ridgeback, and Beijing’s famous dog Jing There are pugs, Picasso pet dachshunds, cute loopy pink mice and a crow who loves to drink milk. 】

"You are indeed the black chef, I've seen you reading League of Legends posts."

The driver's voice once again interrupted Song Wen's progress bar to absorb nutrients.

He raised his head and looked at the driver carefully for the first time.

The other party already looks like he is at least in his forties, but it is obviously impossible for a person in his forties to know him, let alone whether he is his own fan group, and he probably doesn't even know the game League of Legends.

He put down his phone and asked:

"Brother, you usually stay up late, right?"

Song Wen's sudden concern made the driver stunned, and then he smiled and replied:

"Indeed, it's impossible to stay up late in our line of work."

Song Wen nodded.

"Stop staying up late, buddy, a guy in his twenties looks like he's forty." The taxi fell into an eerie silence, with only the whistling wind coming from the traffic around him.

The neon lights on both sides of the road drew short lines and shone on the driver's face, flickering on and off.

Song Wen silently sat up straight and grasped the handshake beside him with one hand.

Isn't this guy a GSL?

After all, if life hadn't been unsatisfactory, how could he have aged so prematurely.

"Hahahahaha!"

The driver's laughter broke the silence. He looked at Song Wen behind him and said with a smile:

"You kid, bro, I'm almost fifty, and now I'm even more sure that you are that black chef, the master of contemporary abstraction."

Song Wen was startled, looking at the other person with some suspicion. When he saw the Seven Wolves logo on the man's clothes, he was relieved of his doubts.

"Are you really almost fifty?"

The driver smiled and picked up the phone, turned on the flashlight, and illuminated the registration photo on the passenger side.

Liang Guofu.

Shanghai Rental Operation Co., Ltd., employee.

Age: 47 years old.

Song Wen smiled awkwardly and said:

"I'm sorry, uncle. The main thing is that I really didn't expect you to know me at such an old age."

Liang Guofu smiled and waved his hand, not caring at all.

"Nantang, you said I look like I'm forty years old, I'm very happy."

Song Wen looked at the taxi driver wearing a middle-aged men's jacket from the Septwolves Collection, and it was difficult to connect this man with his mannerisms.

"Nandeng is a word that my daughter and I just learned. What else are you talking about about Niu Mo? Gouba is really convinced," he said with a smile, his eyes always looking at Song Wen in the rearview mirror, " I learned it all from you.”

Song Wen's sitting posture, which had just relaxed, suddenly became straight again.

If it's GSL, he's really not afraid.

But Song Wen was really scared for his daughter's father.

"Uncle, I think you may have misunderstood. I actually just look more like the black one you mentioned."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Liang Guofu's eyes widened and he roared twice, "I watch your games with my daughter every day. Can I not know if you are really cheating? "

Song Wen opened his mouth, but for a moment he was speechless.

The smile on Liang Guofu's face never faded, and he said with a smile:

"My daughter is in her senior year of high school and will take the college entrance examination soon. She is your super fan. Whenever there is your game or your news, she will watch it very seriously. Speaking of which, I also want to thank you."

Song Wen smiled awkwardly: "Uncle, where do you start talking about gratitude?"

"Thank you for making my daughter more and more abstract."

Song Wen felt that Liang Guofu's words were getting more and more wrong, so he quickly started to defend himself.

"Uncle, I think your words are biased. In fact, I have always been a positive energy person."

Liang Guofu glanced at Song Wen again.

"I know this. Didn't the news that you donated all your wealth to the orphanage just hit the trending search today? My daughter even sent me a video and asked me to go to the trending search to see you."

Song Wen was completely speechless now.

From what Liang Guofu said, it was not difficult for Song Wen to construct a stereotyped image of a female fan in his mind.

In fact, according to a survey by Busters, the ratio of male to female fans of Song Wen is an astonishing four to six.

This ratio may not seem surprising at first, but you must know that the ratio of men to women in the league is eight to two or even nine to one!

Some people lamented that all the female fans in the league had already been sucked away by Song Wen.

It can only be said that the e-sports succubus ability that Tong Yang gave himself is a bit too outrageous.

Just as Song Wen was about to speak, he heard Liang Guofu continue:

"But don't you also quarrel with people on the Internet every day? The simplest saying is bad mouth, and the most extreme enjoyment is still circulating on the Internet. You go around teasing female hosts, but after teasing, patting the butt and leaving, you are not responsible. You always attack other teams and players in the league and beat them up, and you still have a lot of evil deeds."

"Uncle, please listen to my explanation."

Liang Guofu sighed, not giving Song Wen a chance to quibble, and sighed:

"To be honest, if it were in the past, if I knew that my daughter liked someone like you, I would be so angry that I wouldn't pick up customers every day and just wander around Shanghai to see if I could catch you."

Listening to Liang Guofu's words, Song Wen felt a chill go down his spine. He was a little afraid that Liang Guofu would transform into a dragon in the next second.

He smiled awkwardly: "You still caught me."

Song Wen was a little anxious, but he didn't expect that one day he would be ganked offline.

"Hey!" Liang Guofu smiled and waved his hand, "Don't worry, it's not too late for me to thank you now."

Song Wen was just thinking about how he could argue in order to save his life from an angry father. Liang Guofu's words directly shut down his brain.

"Hahaha," he reacted, reaching out through the iron railing and patting Liang Guofu on the shoulder, "I didn't expect that uncle also likes Picasso!"

Liang Guofu looked disgusted.

"I can't understand what you young people do."

He paused and added, "But I will respect it."

The traffic in Shanghai is like a clogged toilet, and the traffic is like water, but no matter how you flush it, the feces blocked at the front can only flow into the sewer in a granular shape.

Song Wen and Liang Guofu just chatted one after another.

From the conversation, we learned that Liang Guofu's daughter used to be a spirited little girl who didn't listen to her parents' discipline at all. She made friends with a bunch of brothers and sisters outside and skipped classes every day to fool around around.

Liang Guofu and his wife were scolded and beaten. Once, they locked their daughter in a room for a month.

As a result, his daughter ended up jumping directly from the second floor.

When Liang Guofu limped back from outside early the next morning, he learned that his daughter had been surfing the Internet all night long despite suffering a broken bone.

From then on, Liang Guofu and his wife knew that their daughter was completely hopeless.

But she was his own flesh and blood after all. Seeing his originally well-behaved daughter becoming more and more rebellious every day, dyeing her hair in colorful colors and smoking cigarettes, Liang Guofu almost went to the ICU several times after working the night shift.

Until one day, he suddenly discovered that his daughter had changed.

At first I just stopped going out and fooling around.

Later, he dyed his hair back to black.

Finally, I gave up smoking.

The neon lights on the viaduct shone on Liang Guofu's face. The corners of this middle-aged man's eyes had drooped slightly, and he was full of fatigue, but his eyes were bright.

"My daughter said that good friends are not as valuable as having many friends. He is the enemy of everyone in the world, but the teammates around him have always supported him firmly. She has also seen through the world of mortals and knows that those friends she used to have are just fair-weather friends."

"My daughter said that because people with such black hair don't dye their hair, she doesn't dye her hair either."

"My daughter said that Hei Chu is different from the gangsters she knew before. Smoking does not make others afraid of you. Only when you are truly strong and capable can others respect you, so she also quit smoking. .”

Song Wen listened to Liang Guofu's story, his nose felt a little sore, and he couldn't help but interrupt:

"Uncle, I want to ask you something."

"Are you sure your daughter is a fan of me?"

(End of this chapter)