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Chapter 192 Do you have any wishes? Song Wen: I hope Uzi

Chapter 192 Do you have any wishes? Song Wen: I hope Uzi...

2017, April 6.

sunny.

Watching a show in the dog pen.

Brother Wen said: "Establish a heart for heaven and earth, establish a destiny for the people, carry forward the unique knowledge of the saints, and create peace for all generations."

——Excerpt from "The Childhood Diary of Xu Ba'an, a Master of Contemporary Criminal Investigation." 》

When the crystal teardrops streaked across the black mole.

The salty taste soaked into Uzi's heart.

At this moment, even the priests Imp and Black could no longer cover up the glory of God.

In the commentary box, Wu State looked at Uzi who was slumped on the chair and crying. He once held back his urine and trembled.

"Um... Uzi player, are you feeling unwell... or... are you crying after being beaten..."

Miller also said:

"It feels like Uzi is really under a lot of pressure..."

The Weibo entry of #Uzibeingbeaten# instantly went straight to the top of the trending list!

And in major live broadcast rooms, the barrage has also completely exploded.

[No, my god was really beaten to tears? 】

[I feel sorry for the puppy, woo woo woo. 】

[The strength of the two priests is so terrifying! 】

[What are Xiaoming and Xiaohu doing? Uzi is crying, why are you still sitting there? 】

[Little Tiger is indeed swollen now. Uzi is crying, but Little Tiger doesn’t even cry with him. 】

[No, what are you doing standing still? Breastfeeding! 】

[At this time, I have to take out the memory photos that I have treasured for many years. Picture, JPG. 】

[Where’s the Gouba picture! 】

[What is Heide doing? Black out and creampied! 】

Song Wen seemed to have seen the barrage. In front of the camera, he leisurely picked up the breast and took a sip.

RNG staff have caught up since then.

Perhaps because the half-time breastfeeding incident last time had such an impact, this time it was a male staff member who came up.

However, the capabilities of the male staff were obviously not as good as those of the women. After communicating for more than ten minutes, Uzi had no intention of stopping crying.

After waiting for nearly half an hour, when everyone's patience was beginning to be worn away, Miller, as the commentator, received the news from the director.

He looked surprised and said slightly embarrassed:

"Um... Audience friends, I am very sorry to tell you that the RNG team's ADC player Uzi is unable to continue the game due to physical reasons, so the RNG team chose to voluntarily forfeit and gave up the game."

As soon as this statement came out, there was a burst of boos in the entire venue.

Wu State even directly explained the opening of the group, teasing:

"Ah, that's really a pity. It feels like such a pity that something like this happened in the opening game of the summer split... By the way, isn't Uzi also suffering from stomach cramps?"

In the live broadcast room, Uzi's exit directly shocked netizens.

[Oops, Uzi is really going to be hacked and retired! 】

[This is really embarrassing. Uzi might as well just retire. 】

[The hacking is too much, targeting my dog ​​like this, I suggest you continue to increase the intensity! 】

[We need to increase our efforts. We are not afraid that the Uzi Red Temperature Explosion will directly blow up the entire Eurasian continent. 】

[Self-destructing infantry, Uzi. 】

[Damn it, what are RNG doing? Breastfeeding Uzi! 】

[Learn from the dark side, won’t it be better after drinking milk? 】

No one expected that the first opening game of the summer split would end in such a farcical ending.

Amidst the chants of "Fuck you, get your money back", the Snakes won the first game of their summer split.
-

Song Wen had just returned to the lounge, and before he had time to take out his cell phone, he was called back to the stage.

This year's spring game was held at the Nanjing Olympic Sports Stadium. A special interview room was set up in the venue, so when the players were being interviewed, there were only staff on site.

The interview time will also be after the game to give the players some rest time.

However, the venue for the summer competition was changed to Shanghai Zhengda Plaza.

The interview location was directly changed to the sub-stage, and the interview was conducted directly in front of the entire audience.

In order not to keep the audience waiting too long, the interview time was also advanced.

Yu Shuang was already standing in front of the camera calmly.

"Dear audience friends at the scene, and audience friends before the live broadcast, welcome back. So for today's post-game interview session, we also invited Black, the top laner of the snake team! I believe that many friends, like me, will play in every snake game. After the team’s game is over, the most anticipated interview is black’s interview! Let’s welcome black players!”

The humble young man Song Wen gracefully walked onto the stage amidst the cheers of the audience.

"Hello dear fans and friends, I am the top laner of the snake team, black!"

Song Wen was greeted with a burst of warm cheers.

Compared to being interviewed in a closed interview, Song Wen had to admit that he was indeed a little infected in front of so many viewers.

So much so that there seemed to be an overwhelming force within his body that could no longer be suppressed.

Yu Shuang showed a sweet smile and nodded towards Song Wen.

"Player black, first of all, congratulations on winning the first game of the summer season opener. What do you think is the main reason why the Snakes won today?"

Facing Yu Shuang's question, Song Wen smiled.

"I think the main reason is that the ADC on the opposite side is too weak."

As soon as this sentence came out, there was a series of cheers and boos from the audience.

The eldest brother sitting in the front row shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Hei c...Brother, are you exhausted? You have already said the same thing again!"

"That's it!"

Facing the audience's doubts, Song Wen nodded without changing his expression.

"It seems that this old man is indeed my true fan. I did say this when I debuted in the game for the first time. You can understand this sentence as a call back that spans half a season. You can think of it as me not forgetting my original intention.”

After finishing speaking, Song Wen also seemed a little embarrassed and added:

"The main thing is that he seems to have become more stupid again, and I really can't help it."

In the live broadcast room, the barrage also started to quarrel.

[It’s so hard, but God never forgets his original intention. 】

[You’re just talking about a talk show, why don’t you call back? ! 】

[The black out is really out, Uzi is already crying, what else do you want. 】

[That is, if you have to spare others, please spare them. What? Is Uzi a puppy? Oh, that's okay. 】

Yu Shuang didn't expect that Song Wen would interact directly with the audience. In order to prevent Song Wen from doing something too scary, such as fighting with black fans during the live broadcast - after all, Yu Shuangjue's Song Wen could really do such a thing. The man quickly changed the subject and asked:

"Today's game actually had a little accident, but overall, it was still a very entertaining game. So, player balck, what do you think is the scene that impressed you the most in today's game?"

Song Wen was very satisfied with Yu Shuang's question.

This is the quality of the old woman...the old host. The questions she asks can always touch his itch.

"The most profound impression must be the Tears of God."

Yu Shuang was stunned for a moment: "Are you talking about the equipment Tears of the Goddess?"

"No, I'm talking about the players' tears of God. Uzi's tears moved me so much that I almost cried with him. But I haven't cried since I was eighteen. After all, adults generally I won’t cry.”

Yu Shuang smiled awkwardly and continued:

"It is indeed a pity that Uzi player had to withdraw from the competition early due to physical reasons."

"This is my fault," Song Wen interrupted Yu Shuang seriously, "I heard that Uzi also had stomach cramps. I should have warned him earlier."

Hearing Song Wen's words, Yu Shuang was a little surprised and said doubtfully:

"Um, I remember player black also had stomach cramps during MSI, so did he have any good advice that he forgot to give to Uzi?"

"Yes."

Song Wen looked solemn and nodded.

"For making Uzi cry...I mean, I do have unshirkable responsibility for Uzi's stomach cramps. Here I want to confess my lies in front of all the viewers."

Seeing Song Wen's expression, Yu Shuang swallowed subconsciously.

"What lie?"

Song Wen sighed.

"Actually, I have never used Johnson & Johnson baby shower gel for adults and babies. I have always used soap to bathe because Johnson & Johnson can cause cancer. You may still remember my late-night story. Uzi bought two bottles of Johnson & Johnson and told He wants one bottle for bathing and one for drinking. In fact, I should have stopped him earlier and just take a bath. How can he drink this thing? It’s so confusing!”

The corner of Yu Shuang's mouth twitched, and just as he was about to speak, he heard Song Wen continue to say:

"Of course, I can also understand Uzi's mood. After all, as we all know, Uzi and I are both bathing buddies and breast feeding buddies. I can understand Uzi's milk addiction, so I want to recommend a product to Uzi that I have always liked. The milk powder I’m drinking is Aitametezhuocui milk powder. This milk powder is not only rich in nutrients, but most importantly, it can also open blind boxes. If you can open live protein, you will make a lot of money."

"The reason why I carry milk powder all year round during competitions is because drinking milk warmed at 45 degrees Celsius can relieve the damage of milk addiction and stomach cramps to a great extent. I also hope that the RNG club can follow the people-oriented thinking and I can prepare milk for Uzi players in future competitions.”

Although Uzi's influence has become smaller and smaller now, and Song Wen's fans have grown more and more, Song Wen's abstract speech still made Yu Shuang couldn't help but tremble in his legs, and he seized the opportunity to quickly ask :

"The summer split has just begun. Snake has already won the spring split and the MSI championship. So do you have any new goals now?"

After hearing Yu Shuang's question, Song Wen thought for a while and said:

"My goal is very simple, first to defeat RNG, then to defeat EDG, JDG..."

Song Wen paused for a moment, thinking and counting on his fingers.

"Then there's JDG..."

Seeing Song Wen about to count, Yu Shuang quickly said:

"Does Sanke have any ambitious goals, such as the World Championship?"

"Oh, if you want to say this, I would rather be able to enter the World Championship and compete with the LCK team KT." Hearing Song Wen's words, Yu Shuang's eyes lit up.

Finally, I got some nutritious words from the mouth of Picasso’s great disciple.

The KT team's lineup this year can be said to be extremely luxurious, with top laner Smeb, jungler Score, mid laner Fat General, ADC Mr. Dai, and assistant mata.

When the team was formed, it was called Galaxy Battleship of LCK.

Judging from the performance of the entire spring split, KT's performance is still good, making it all the way to the finals of the LCK Spring Split.

Although they were swept by SKT in the end.

It can be said that the players on the KT team are all star players. Song Wen had the idea of ​​​​challenging KT. This was normal when Yu Shuang saw it, so he said:

"Is it because there are players in the KT team that black players admire more?"

"Appreciate it?" Song Wen was a little surprised, glanced at Yu Shuang, and shook his head, "No, I just want to beat them, especially the bottom lane of deft and mata. I hope KT can work hard and not even end up in the World Championship. If I can’t get in, I’ll be very disappointed.”

Song Wen's words were like thunder on the ground, and there was a burst of cheers in the venue.

And the live broadcast room also exploded instantly.

【I’m rough! Why does the hacker have a new target? 】

[mata: I no longer support Uzi, why are you still looking for me? 】

[deft: I have already left EDG, and you are still looking for me? 】

[Blackout: Everyone related to Uzi EDG must die! 】

[pawn: Shall I leave? 】

[To be honest, Heide is a bit off-kilter, isn’t he? This group is acting inexplicably. Mata doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Heide, right? 】

[The summer split has just begun, why are we already in the LCK? The rules for blackouts are really wide. 】

Yu Shuang, who was standing next to Song Wen, was also stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked:

"Why is this?"

Song Wen didn't even think about it and said directly: "Because I think Imp is better than Deft. When Samsung White's bottom lane couldn't beat Samsung Blue's bottom lane, it wasn't because Imp was bad, but because there was something wrong with Mata's thinking. I will Tell mata and deft who is the second ADC in the world!"

Seeing Yu Shuang's dumbfounded look, Song Wen smiled shyly:

"Of course I admit that I am a bit boastful. The second ADC in the world should be Uzi. Then he will be the third in the world."

Yu Shuang was stunned for a moment: "Who is number one in the world?"

Song Wen opened his mouth in surprise, with a look of shock on his face.

"Uzi is already the world's second ADC, how can there be the world's number one ADC in this world?!"

Imp, who was standing in the employee passage, was moved to tears and muttered:

"Wow! Wen Guo! From now on, labor and management will have bad luck!"

He burst into tears, stretched out his hand to wipe his nose, and wiped it on Zhi Zhi's butt.

Tabe also had a look of emotion on his face.

This is Brother Wen.

When he first joined the Snake Team, Brother Wen also helped him stand out in this way, and his positive force was as strong as the others.

Tabe knows that, like him, if ethics and morals were not still binding everyone, Brother Wen would no longer be Brother Wen, but Father Wen.

He turned his head and glanced at Uncle Wu and the three children behind him.

"Uncle Wu, take the children to the front, they are about to appear."

Uncle Wu was too nervous, his facial features were tense, and he looked a little serious and scary.

However, Tabe and others have been with Uncle Wu for a long time, and they know that this old man, who is over sixty years old, has a kind heart that is completely different from his appearance. After being together for a long time, they feel that Uncle Wu is a bit cute in contrast.

After hearing Tabe's words, Uncle Wu nodded and walked to the front hand in hand with the three children.

At this time, Yu Shuang's voice also sounded on the stage.

"Actually, today is not only the opening game of our summer split, but it is also a special day."

She paused, deliberately showing off.

"Today is actually the birthday of our black player!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the background music reminded her of Happy Birthday. Uncle Wu came onto the stage with his three children and all the players of the Snake Team.

Song Wen turned his head and glanced.

He didn't hold back for a moment, and the expression "old man, subway, mobile phone" appeared on his face, and his embarrassed toes almost knocked him out of the three rooms and one hall on the stage.

It is not unprecedented for the LPL to celebrate birthdays of star players.

Every time Song Wen saw this kind of scene in the live broadcast before, he couldn't help but feel numb and embarrassed for the clown who was insulted in public.

Unexpectedly, the clown's hat was actually put on his head today!

Yu Shuang beside her was still talking affectionately:

"The ones who walked onto the stage were Uncle Wu, the director of Qidian Home, and the three children from Qidian Home."

"Perhaps the audience doesn't know where the starting point home is. In the words of the black player, it is the starting point of everything, the place where dreams set sail. It is where he grew up and is the only destination now."

When Yu Shuang said this, everyone reacted.

"Fans who are familiar with player black know that player black has a special background. In fact, player black may not even know his real birthday. But in Qidian House, most of the children have a common birthday, which is today .When the Qidian Home was most difficult, Uncle Wu would gather all the children together to celebrate a birthday. Today, although the black player has left the Qidian Home, just like the black player will never forget himself Just like our family, Qidian Family will not forget Black, they still came to the scene, celebrating Black’s birthday with him as they did when they were young.”

Song Wen saw Zhu Kai blinking at him, and now he understood. No wonder these three little brats were able to run to Shanghai on their own.

It turned out that everyone was playing tricks behind his back, but he really didn't expect that Uncle Wu would agree to Zhu Kai's request with his temperament.

The audience present were a little bit impressed by Yu Shuang's touching tone, but when they saw the cake presented by the Snake Team, they were stunned again.

The director even gave a big close-up of the cake.

And it’s also accompanied by Yu Shuang’s explanation.

"We also saw that the black player's birthday cake is also very designed. On the top, two of black's signature characters, Jace and Rambo, are made of chocolate!"

In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens were stunned instantly.

[Hahaha, I’m rough! The Snakes are just fucking normal people. 】

[Red temperature shock wave cake, I would like to call it the strongest! 】

[Okay, okay, you should also let Uzi feel involved in your birthday, right? 】

[Damn, people celebrate their birthdays with something touching and sensational, but a hacker celebrates his birthday with something abstract, right? 】

[Damn, for the sake of your birthday today and the fact that your elders are here, I won’t call you out, and I will barely call you Black God. 】

In the live broadcast, Uncle Wu seemed a little embarrassed when facing Yu Shuang's interview.

He patted Song Wen's shoulder stiffly, and like many elders, he finished a short sentence in a templated manner.

"Come on, but don't be complacent."

Some people in the audience were already booing.

"Uncle Wu! We are all fans of Black God! Thank you for teaching such a... powerful Black God!"

"Uncle Wu, where is the home of Qidian? Our fan club also wants to do our little bit."

Hearing the cries of the audience, Yu Shuang smiled and said:

"As far as I know, player black also went back to Qidian Home during the offseason and made a donation of 3 million to Qidian Home."

Zhu Kai nodded and added in a timely manner: "This is Black's entire net worth. I still bought a standing ticket when I came back."

Yu Shuang knelt down and handed the microphone to Xu Baan.

"Kid, what's your name?"

"My name is Xu Ba'an."

"Watching Big Brother's game today, do you have any thoughts?"

"In the future, I want to be as powerful as Brother Wen and become Xu Chu like Hei Chu!"

Xu Baan's childish words made the audience burst into laughter.

Then, with everyone watching, Zhu Kai personally lit a candle for Song Wen.

"Player black, make a wish."

Song Wen pretended to make a wish, and then heard Yu Shuang ask half-jokingly:

"Can I ask what the black player wished for?"

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, and happened to see Xu Ba'an beside him.

"My wish is... to establish a heart for heaven and earth, to establish a destiny for the people, to carry on the unique knowledge of the saints, and to create peace for all generations."

The audience in the audience couldn't help shouting.

"It's not Black C... God! With so many people here, you're having a hard time, aren't you?"

"That's right, why don't you act like biting a lighter!"

Facing the crowd's booing, Song Wen smiled.

"I was indeed joking..."

He seemed a little moved and wiped the forced tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Thank you for everyone's blessings. To be honest, I am very satisfied. If I have any wishes..."

Song Wen wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, his face full of emotion.

"I wish Uzi could sing me a happy birthday song."

On this day, some people celebrate their birthdays in the center of the stage.

Some people were in tears searching for the same milk powder in the corner.

(End of this chapter)

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