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Chapter 162 121! Vietnamese fermented bean curd is on the list! Heide: Arrive!

Chapter 162 121! Vietnamese fermented bean curd is on the list! Heide: Arrive!

Song Wen's "Ventriloquism" almost crashed Weibo's server again.

[I have always been strongly opposed to Mr. Animal’s withdrawal from the literary world! 】

[This piece of ventriloquism is undoubtedly a unique piece of writing in the world. 】

[A new volume has been added to the Black Learning Collection. 】

[Shang Huang is probably moved to tears. Although He Chu has blacklisted him, this ventriloquism is obviously to show off for Emperor Shi. This proves that Emperor Shi’s identity as a disciple of the Black School has been recognized by the animal god. 】

[It is recommended that RNG print and frame it and hang it at the entrance of the RNG base. 】

[Brothers, why not listen to what Teacher Uzi has to say. 】

[Teacher Uzi said with R in his mouth. 】

Netizens laughed heartily, but they couldn't hold it back even though they were in a state of disbelief, and they directly hurled foul language at the commentary box.

"I'm a bastard! Animal God!"

For a moment, Miller and the doll turned their heads with shock on their faces.

Because Song Wen had just given out first blood.

Time goes back to one minute ago.

The game between the two sides started, and the Snake team started in a normal position, with a long snake formation.

But soon, they discovered something was wrong.

Because no one from GAM appears on the map.

This is obviously something bad done secretly.

He pinged directly at the grass on the road and joked:

"Brother Wen, there won't be five people squatting on you in the grass on the road opposite, right?"

Song Wen subconsciously wanted to say how could anyone be so stupid, but then he thought about it and realized that it was really possible for these stupid people to do such a thing.

So he didn't learn any skills or go online directly. He simply stood guard in the triangular grass.

When the two sides' military lines converged on the top lane, GAM's people still did not appear on the line.

The signal released is obvious enough.

GAM is just squatting in the grass!

In the middle of the posture, you can insert wards through the wall, giving you a view of the grass for the first time, and no movement of GAM was found.

Moreover, the grass in the middle is farther away from the line. He can easily hit the last hit by leaning on the side with vision. I guess GAM is definitely not here.

So the problem is thrown into the hands of the top and bottom lanes.

Brother Crystal saw that the soldiers on both sides were already fighting, and GAM was still squatting, so he couldn't help but cursed.

"No, the person opposite Gouba is not playing games. Why is he so disgusting?"

It doesn't matter, he said with a high-spirited attitude:

"I feel like I'm definitely on my way. Just ask Hudie to take a look."

"You will die if you pierce the ward. The opponent will flash and fuck you! And maybe GAM is just playing with information. What if the opponent is playing tricks on you?"

Hearing the quarrel between the two, Song Wen picked up the Coke on the side and took two sips.

He really didn't want Hongwen to play in a team like GAM.

After all, having a red temperature is like having a fever, and you will be very tired after the game.

Although you can drink milk to cool down, if you drink iced Coke and heat the milk, it will easily become diluted on the spot.

Before, Song Wen thought that the combination of these two skills would make him invincible, but since the last time he spent a night in the toilet after playing a game, he didn't dare to drink casually.

But a BO1 game like this is actually not bad, and at worst it will just pass.

If it were a B05 game and he started drinking Coca-Cola to choke his breasts, then he would probably be on the headlines after the game.

Now GAM is clearly going to mess with himself. The most important thing is that he also made a joke about drinking chicken soup before the game. He definitely can't give it for free.

So he directly learned the E skill. The female police system in the bottom lane can really not cause trouble. And with the E skill of the little fish man and the flash in his hand, even if there are five people squatting in the grass on the opposite side, it is impossible to keep him.

So Song Wen controlled the little fish man to walk cautiously towards the grass, and at the farthest distance, a scouting guard dropped down.

"I'm stupid!" Brother Crystal shouted directly, "Look at what they're doing! I know these gangsters are insidious! Gouba, I don't even have any experience, let them squat!"

The grass on the road was empty and deserted.

Even Song Wen himself was stunned for a moment.

GAM really fucking squatted down? What a naughty thing this is.

I can only say that the thinking is amazing.

Song Wen thought like this, and controlled the little fish man to start to step forward to hit the target.

At this time, in the commentary box with God's perspective, Miller and Wawa were already getting anxious.

"Wow! GAM! What are they doing! Even the passersby game can't play games like this!"

In the picture, the five GAM people were squatting in the grass on the river on the road!

"No, what do GAM think? If they play like this, won't the middle and bottom lanes explode?"

"It feels like GAM has been ruined, and today it's just dragging Black into the water. This is a bit disgusting."

GAM couldn't get out of the crouch. After seeing the little murloc come online to finish off the attack, the three of them moved together and retreated directly from the triangular grass!

Song Wencai had just taken two soldiers when he saw three big men suddenly coming out from behind him!

And on his side, EZ and Bud came out of the river!

This wave, this wave belongs to a dragnet that has nowhere to go to heaven.

"I'm so stupid! These hanging people must be sick!!!"

Song Wen looked at the blocked route and used his E skill to distance himself, but instead of looking back, he jumped towards GAM's defense tower!

Everyone in GAM quickly understood Song Wen's intention, and everyone shouted anxiously into their headsets!

"Quick! Flash! Can you hit it!"

"Hit him quickly! He's going to send the tower away!"

"Don't let him give away the tower!!"

"Hurry up!"

A group of people shouted excitedly, as if they were pushing the opposite base.

The little fishman handed over E immediately and did not let GAM's damage hit him.

Then, the moment he landed, he handed over Flash!

As long as he sends towers in this wave, GAM will go from a huge loss to an explosive blood loss.

Forget it, the other side is playing the game like this, it’s no longer a question of whether to lose or not.

He admitted that he just didn't want to drink chicken soup. As long as the defense tower could kill him, it wouldn't count as being killed by the opponent!

Song Wen felt lucky for a moment that he had such a witty mind.

A level one hero simply couldn't withstand the damage from the defense tower, and knocked out half of the little murloc's health in one go.

EZ and Bard were still rushing over, but it was obviously too late. The second damage from the defense tower fell on the little murloc, and the little murloc immediately lost its health.

Song Wen began to move wildly.

At this distance, EZ cannot reach itself with A even if it flashes, only the distance of Q is enough.

In other words, as long as you dodge this Q, you will have completed a flawless wave of tower delivery.

"boom!"

The moment the defense tower's third attack was triggered, a bright light lit up on EZ's body, and he still dodged!

A confident smile appeared on Song Wen's lips at the same time.

At this distance, his movement will definitely not be hit by EZ's Q!

But to Song Wen's surprise, EZ didn't learn Q.

EZ learned E.

The damage from the Mathematical Olympiad finally hit the little murloc!

[first blood! 】

[GAM丶slay (explorer) killed Snake丶black (Tidal Sea Spirit)! ! 】

And at this moment, Wu State shouted directly!

"I'm a bastard! Animal God!"

For a moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room came to a halt.

【Ha ha ha ha! I'm rough! 】

[What a miserable black scene, I really want to laugh, what should I do? Haha! 】

【ah? Does this mean that Hei Chu has to drink chicken soup for three hours? 】

[Bengbu is here, you shot yourself in the foot. Haha, if you don't do what you say, what's the difference between the hacker and the 50-50? 】

[What does this mean? Is this a pun? Jumping backwards? 】

[Heide just stood up for the eldest disciple, and the eldest disciple directly stabbed him in the back. What a plot, haha. 】

[Damn, GAM is so crazy. Is this an MSI game? 】

[Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard. Is this the effect of the show? ! 】

【It’s broken! Our animal god has now become Vietnamese bean curd! 】

[Gouba went back to investigate Sofm. It must be Sofm who is being blackmailed every day. This time he asked fellow villagers to take revenge! 】

At this time, the director immediately pulled the camera away from the faces of the five GAM players.

All members of GAM were smiling, even the mid laner Optimus was cheering, as if he had won the game!

If it weren't for the professional game, I wouldn't be able to surrender.

If it weren't for this game, I couldn't surrender in five minutes.

GAM clicked directly!

The director also showed the players of the Snake Team.

The postures, Crystal Brother, Hudie, and even Sofm all have happy New Year expressions on their faces at this moment.

When the camera finally fell on Song Wen.

The screen is full of red light.

【Hahaha! From black to red! 】

[It’s hard, I thought my computer screen was broken. 】

[Oops, this is almost as bright as Uzi. 】

[Hahaha, what a miserable black scene. 】

In fact, netizens can still gloat at this time. The main reason is that the GAM team really poses no threat to snake.

Moreover, with GAM playing like this, their mid-range and even junglers are basically unable to play the game.

With the victory or defeat decided, seeing Song Wen make a fool of himself is simply the ultimate enjoyment for both anti-fans and ultimate anti-fans.

"Hahaha, Brother Wen! Are you okay?"

Looking at Song Wen, who was obviously red and warm, he laughed loudly and comforted Song Wen without any sincerity.

Brother Crystal was also very happy. "Brother Wen, when the time comes, are you ready to drink Xiao Zhu's three-hour chicken soup?"

snake lounge.

Tabe reluctantly took out another piece of paper and handed it over.

"Brother Zhu, don't cry. We are almost out of paper. Brother Wen has had a bad stomach these past two days, so we have to keep these papers for Brother Wen to use for pooping."

Zhu Kai wiped his nose and looked very touched.

"Tabe, I'm so touched. This may be my only chance in this life."

On the field, the competition is still going on fiercely.

Twenty minutes later, the Snakes were already pushing GAM to the high ground.

The number of heads on both sides also reached twenty-two.

1: 21.

The only kill sent by the Snake Team was the first blood sent by Song Wen.

In the commentary box, watching this bizarre game, the three of them also started to get started.

It was clear that the Snakes had a crushing advantage. It was clear that the Snakes had played a wave of 0 for 4 on the high ground, and could end the game in one wave, but at this time, the baby's tone was as sad as if he had lost the game.

"Oops... If this is the case, this game will be a really big blow to the black player, and he has no chance."

"Yes," Miller's voice was also full of sadness, "This game really exceeded most people's expectations. No one expected that this game would end like this. In the end, this is really unfair to black. To be honest, I feel uncomfortable watching it."

Wu State nodded, suppressed a smile, and sighed:

"I can only say that I hope black players will continue to work hard in the future. In fact, there is not every chance. The two teams will have another chance to play against each other in the group stage. I can only hope that black can show his own style at that time. All I can say today is, it’s a pity.”

These three people sighed in the commentary box, which directly shocked many viewers who had just entered the live broadcast room.

[No, why are my voices out of sync? 】

[Which game is the commentator talking about? 】

【ah? Is there a bug in the live broadcast? Isn’t it 1:21? Did you type the wrong ID on both sides? 】

[Damn it, it’s really weird. Why do you feel that the relationship between Miller and Wawa is going to be blackened by the disciple? 】

[Hahaha, I laughed to death. Winning the game is more uncomfortable than losing the game, right? 】

And at this time.

Seeing that GAM only had one person left in the spring, the Snake team began to push the base directly. Song Wen finally became anxious and shouted:

"Posture! Posture!"

It's rare to see a soft persimmon in his posture, but now he is extremely high. Hearing Song Wen shouting wildly, he was surprised:

"What's wrong, Brother Wen?"

"Are we brothers?"

"That's for sure."

"Then can you give one away?"

"Ah, what did you just say?"

"I asked you if you could give me one?"

"I was talking about the previous sentence."

"Are we brothers?"

"No."

Song Wen took a sharp breath. If he hadn't been at the competition site, he would have rushed up to greet them with fists.

"Brother Wen, look at you, relax. Being angry can't solve any problems. If this were the case before, you would definitely not be fooled by my problem."

Song Wen was too lazy to deal with the yin and yang gesture. If he ended the game with the entire team's heads, he would really become a clown.

"sofm, can you give me one?"

"I want to brush it."

"Brother Crystal?"

"Brother Wen, you know, I have always been a very professional person."

Song Wen was so angry that his teeth itched.

"Brother Hudie! Brother Hudie, please, go to the spring and give me one!"

Hudie was flattered to be called brother by Song Wen. His face turned red for a moment and he hesitated:

"Uh...then...why don't I give one away?"

"Go, go, go quickly, the base is going to be gone!"

Hudie controlled his Nami and walked towards the spring.

GAM's auxiliary Bard took some damage.

"Quickly take it apart, take it apart quickly! Take it apart quickly!!"

The roars of teammates sounded in the voice.

Seeing that Nami was about to enter the big bathhouse——

All the scenes are frozen.

GAM's base exploded.

【victory! 】

Song Wen looked at GAM's shattered base and felt more uncomfortable than seeing his own base explode.

In the live broadcast room, the Chinese New Year has already begun.

[Hahaha, brothers, I have been holding it in for so long, and today I can finally speak to Heizhu! Don't be polite to me, I'll do 121 first! ! 】

[121! ! ! 】

[121! ! ! 】

[It’s broken, the hacker has created another new joke! 】

[The only fermented bean curd in this game is black! 】

[Vietnamese fermented bean curd is on the list! Heide: Arrive! ! 】
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snake lounge.

Song Wen slumped on the sofa, his eyes distracted.

Offended by fermented bean curd.

I want to be messed with by netizens.

He came forward with a mean attitude.

"Brother Wen, why haven't you posted on Weibo yet? I just finished reading your ventriloquism article, and netizens are saying you are a genius. Why did you stop posting after the game? Later they said you were a cockroach. "

"roll roll roll!"

Song Wen pushed the gesture aside impatiently, then took out his mobile phone, logged on to Weibo, and posted a word.

"arrive."

After posting on Weibo, Song Wen immediately threw his phone aside and closed his eyes to rest.

Looking at Song Wen's uniform formation on Weibo, Zhi Zhi was so happy that he couldn't stand upright.

[Vietnamese fermented bean curd is on the list! 】

He laughed for a while and sat down next to Song Wen again.

"Brother Wen, why are you pronouncing just one word? Are you not getting enough nutrition? Why don't you go to the antibar to get some nutrition today?"

Seeing that Song Wen ignored him, he continued:

"You have been really tired these past few days. Take a good rest and I will read it to you!"

Brother Jingming, who was sitting aside, was really living in Bengbu and said with a smile:

"No, your posture is really disgusting. My brother Wen was just slapped with fermented bean curd, and you're just going to show off like that, right?"

"I have to consider whether this may be my only chance in this life," the posture continued with a serious look, "for this, I would rather devote my life and everything I have!"

Regarding the posture, including the entire Snake Team, this is the first time that Song Wen has been defeated for so long.

Although Song Wen's little murloc experienced the first-level routine and first blood, he finally became insane and insane.

But does that matter.

unimportant.

No one cares how many Song Wen there are among the 21, they only care about whose 1 belongs to them.

"Ahem," Zhi Zi cleared his throat and began to read directly, "2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship Invitational Tournament, GAM E-Sports Club vs. Snake E-Sports Club post-game scoring post. I will distribute the players, and you will score!"

"Top order: Stark!"

"10 points, God!"

“10 points, great flavor, no need for more salt!”

After reciting the posture twice, he stopped.

Brother Crystal was listening with interest and asked:

"Read it, why don't you continue to read it?"

Song Wen was still lying there, and he didn't put the knife on Zhi Zhi's neck. Why didn't he stop reading?

Zhizhi swiped the phone twice and hissed.

"What are you talking about?" He wanted to laugh. "There are five people across from me. All of them scored ten points, and their comments were all about the taste. No need to add too much salt!"

He looked again and continued:

"The GAM team has been directly praised by netizens. They specially created an official domestic Weibo, which gained 800,000 followers in an hour. The comments below are all saying that this MSI is over in their eyes. Okay, let Uzi award GAM with a Void Champion Award."

Zhi Zhi glanced at Song Wen, and seeing that the other party still had no reaction, he said with a smile:

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. There are scores for our team below. I'll read them to you."

"Jungle: sofm."

"0 points, you kid, you are very scheming, you ask fellow villagers to bully others, right?"

 It's already two o'clock in the evening when I finish writing this. I really can't hold on anymore. I didn't mean to break the chapter.

  Wanqueshi is under a lot of pressure every day and has to think about life and fun.

  Don't scold me for being out of context.

  The author only works part-time. He gets up at seven o'clock during the day to go to work and types until two or three o'clock at night. It is not easy for Que.

  I hope everyone will understand the author.

  In the future, when you scold the author for being a cockroach, remember to vote for the author before scolding him again.

  

 

(End of this chapter)

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