What is a red-temperature top order?.

Chapter 161: The high-energy "Ventriloquism" black version of Uzitegon, a woman caressing Uzi's breasts

"Dear viewers before the live broadcast, what you are watching now is the 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship group stage. Our snake team in the LPL division plays against GAM in the VCS division. I am the commentator Miller!"

"I'm the commentator doll!"

"I am the commentator without status!"

In the commentator's seat, Wawa and Miller looked at each other, looking at Wu State who was still in a highly excited state, somewhat dumbfounded.

The official commentary team of Wang Duoduo and Rita have both been fired.

And this man is still standing here firmly.

And it is said that if Snake can reach the finals, there will be two special guest commentators, one is stateless, and the other is Uzi.

It's hard to imagine that these two people standing in the commentary box together would directly stage a real-life fight.

In fact, there is not much suspense in today's game. As the weakest team in the group stage, GAM met snake, and the outcome was almost non-speculative.

But what’s interesting is that GAM was blocked by SKT just before.

This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that Song Wen posted a very high-profile Weibo before the game started.

"The black player said on Weibo that SKT can keep GAM zero-blocked, and their snake can do the same, and they have made an agreement in their team that whoever sends the first head to GAM will go to the small black room and let Zhu Kai feed him three It can be said that the chicken soup made for an hour is very interesting."

Hearing Miller's words, the doll smiled and said:

"To be honest, although as an LPL commentator, you should support your own team, but I think dying once should not be a big problem, right? Stateless, do you think if someone will definitely die in this game, who will it be?"

Wu State thought about it and joked.

"I think no one wants to die. After all, Zhu Kai's chicken soup is famous in the industry. Drinking it for three hours is no joke. Chicken soup contains high purine and can cause gout."

Miller obviously didn't want to let No State get away with it.

After all, in the Spring Split, they were sweating profusely and suffered a lot, so they said:

"I mean, what if, in today's game, someone from the Snakes team will definitely die?"

Seeing Miller asking, Wu State smiled.

"I think if one person must die, it should be black."

"Ah?" The stateless answer obviously surprised the doll, "I think black is the most unlikely, right?"

"Theoretically, that's true," Wushu nodded, and then added, "But I think Mr. Black is a righteous man and will definitely die heroically."

In the official live broadcast room, the barrage at this time also turned into people having fun.

[Statusless, you are so brave. You are planning to kill your master. This is simply treason! 】

[The best black fans are like this. They pretend to be coughing when watching black people, but they still want to watch black people act like clowns. 】

[For those of us who are the ultimate black fans, we hope he will make a fool of himself when he comes out to drink. When he comes out to make a fool of himself... we take off our shit. 】

While people were still joking, both sides finally debugged the equipment and the competition officially began.

GAM player seats.

Mid laner Optimus was drooling excitedly at this time.

"Brothers! Cheer up! The black guy on the other side is so arrogant! We must win today's game!"

No one spoke in the team voice.

Everyone knows that the strength gap between the two teams is really too big.

Seeing that no one responded to him, Optimus shouted again:

"But it's enough that we can come to MSI. Winning or losing is nothing to us. Our first task today is to let black go to the dark room to drink chicken soup. Can that be done?"

To Optimus's surprise, this time, the entire GAM team shouted excitedly.

"OK, no problem!"

"You must be the first to kill black!"

"No matter what happens in this round, I have to kill black once!"

For the teams in the wild card division, this is actually the case.

Being able to break through the playoffs, break into the main draw, and appear in the eyes of the global audience is enough for the teams in the wild card division.

The next thing to do is to show your own style!

The reason why they were blocked by SKT was because GAM played too high.

After being designed by SKT for several waves in the early stage, any normal team would think about how to operate to steal development and stop losses in time.

For GAM, there is only one word - do it!

Play a wave of miracles and it might be overturned!

The result is that SKT originally threw a snowball, but GAM took the initiative to roll it up.

At this time, the GAM team's fighting spirit was so high that they seemed eager to send the hatchet directly to Song Wen's neck through the network cable.

"The BP for both sides has begun!" Miller said in the commentary box, "GAM is on the blue side, and snake is on the red side! GAM, like other teams, puts respect for the three heroes on the triggering position at the beginning!"

Wu State immediately took over the conversation.

"Congressman Shockwave! Red-win boy times two!!"

"Hey, wait a minute..." Miller looked at Rambo and Kled in the GAM position, finally reacted, and almost laughed out loud.

Qinggangying was greatly nerfed before the mid-season version, and Kled was already a popular top laner in the current version. In addition, Song Wen's Kled in the group stage that day was an eye-opener, so Kled Lie successfully replaced Qinggang Ying's position and took up the daily position.

The Snake Team performed several relatively normal versions, and eliminated Lulu Karma, two heroes that were too OP in the current version, and Han Bing in the AD position.

The selection rights came to GAM, and they directly locked the Spider on the first floor.

As for the Snake Team, they first locked down the male gun, and then released a bathtub murloc.

When the right to choose came to GAM again, everyone in the audience let out an exclamation when they saw the hero locked by GAM.

Even the three commentators in the commentary box were stunned.

"Ah! GAM directly locked the crocodile on the second floor! This is the zoo system that has taken out the crocodile and spider! What are they going to do!"

The three people in the commentary box were almost smiling.

Crocodile Spider's zoo system is a brainless routine system with very high intensity.

When I take it out, I tell the opponent that I want to train their top laners.

"GAM is going to do Black! It seems that Black's Weibo post before the game really succeeded in irritating GAM and locked down this unreasonable routine system directly on the first and second floors!"

Wu State thought for a while and said:

"But GAM didn't watch Snake's previous game. G2 just used the Crocodile Spider system to defeat black. Not only did it not have any effect, but it was beaten badly!"

"GAM may think that the G2 system is not very good at playing. Is this a teaching round for G2?!"

In the live broadcast room, after seeing GAM's selection, the barrage instantly stopped.

【666666! 】

[All I can say is that GAM is a real warrior. 】

[G2 chose this lineup at the time and was beaten to pieces by the hackers. GAM was really brave. 】

[Hahaha, I really hope that GAM really has something, I really don’t want to see someone cheating on me anymore. 】

[Let me say two numbers, the total score is 1:15, black out 1! 】

[Well said, I’ll add one! 】

After GAM locked the spider, it directly locked the rock bird in the middle.

Looking at GAM's lineup, Wawa said:

"In this case, GAM has a double AP midfielder combination, and the strength of the midfielder is smaller."

After hearing what the doll said, Miller smiled and said:

"GAM doesn't need to consider the midfield or jungle in this game. This intention is obvious enough. They are all known. They just want to be black in the military training! As for GAM, they did not win a game in the MSI group stage. There is basically no possibility of qualifying for the group stage, I feel that they are already planning to give it a try, at least to show off their momentum!"

The Snakes player bench at this time.

His attitude was one of gloating.

"Look at Brother Wen, you've made the other person angry. He's going to kill you."

Hearing the strangeness of the gesture, Song Wen chuckled.

This guy's wings have indeed become a bit stiff recently.

"Let's switch lines now."

"what?"

"You go up and I'll hit."

Gesture's eyes widened and his face turned green.

"Brother, I was wrong. I don't want to drink chicken soup. Fat people have high uric acid and really can't drink chicken soup."

Tabe looked at Song Wen.

He knew that Song Wen was deliberately teasing, so he asked:

"Brother Wen, what do you mean, do you want to go out first?"

Song Wen shook his head: "There's no rush, let them waste two more positions."

Tabe nodded and asked the third floor to lock down the policewoman first.

"Snake team, do you still want to hide the top lane hero? Then GAM here will continue to target the top laner, and they defeated Qinggang Shadow and... Riven!" "GAM understands, obviously. After watching black’s previous games, this Riven is purely a hero pool for black.”

The doll nodded and said:

"In fact, it stands to reason that when the opponent knows that they are going to go out for military training, most teams will probably target the heroes who are tanks and can resist pressure. But GAM obviously knows black better. Data shows that black debuted So far, the number of times he has played tank heroes in the game is - 0 times! The outside world has always believed that black may indeed not be able to play tank heroes. Therefore, GAM removed two heroes with high operating limits to limit black's operations! "

Wu State couldn't help but said:

"It's too much, it's too much. There are five lever positions that are all aimed at the lever. This is to kill my brother Hei!"

Wawa suddenly followed up: "To be honest, I'm kind of looking forward to what's going on, hahaha."

On the Snake team's side, after playing against Big Mouth and Malzahar, the rhythm slowed down.

The hero on the road will definitely be released in the fourth hand.

Otherwise, it is equivalent to wasting a counter bit.

"It can be seen that GAM's targeting has indeed had some impact on the Snake Team. It is because they have been unable to select a hero."

Seeing that the countdown was coming to an end, the Snake Team directly locked the little fishman at the last moment!

"Little Murloc!" Miller's voice got a little louder when he saw the Snake Team's selection, "Oh, Little Murloc is really good! This hero is a lumpy hero on the top lane!"

Top order meat fish is very popular in the current version.

Even with a tanky outfit, he can still have output. Most importantly, combined with the high mobility of the murloc, this hero is very disgusting both online and in team battles.

Seeing the selection of the Snakes, Wu State seemed very satisfied.

"To be honest, I have to push this hard before Black is willing to come up with something new."

The right to choose is returned to GAM.

GAM seemed to have designed the routine a long time ago without any hesitation at all.

EZ.

Bud!

"Wow! What is GAM doing! Bard has been taken out by him!"

In the commentary box, Miller couldn't help laughing.

"It's over, it's over. I'm determined to get going. GAM has just one sentence for today's game. You can lose the game, but black must die!"

"Yes! And one look at GAM has made a plan from the beginning. I don't care what your Snakes team chooses or what they play. Anyway, this is my lineup. I just want to kill your top lane. The most important thing is Bud This hero is actually rarely used in this version. The Snake Team probably didn’t expect GAM to be so cruel. They want EZ to directly let go of the bottom lane. Except for one ADC, all four lanes are moving around the top lane!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were gloating over the lineup selected by GAM.

[Hahaha, okay! Good choice GAM! 】

[Winning or losing is not important, the important thing is to kill the hacker for me! 】

[GAM’s merits are immeasurable and you should enjoy the Ancestral Temple! 】

[Other teams really don’t dare to play with this lineup. It’s only because GAM has no hope of qualifying that they dare to play so hard. 】

[GAM kills a hacker once, and I will be a fan of you for the rest of my life! 】

At this time, the Snakes player bench.

After locking the clockwork on the fifth floor, Zhizi said:

"Brother Wen, this guy is determined to kill you!"

Song Wen was also a little speechless. He obviously underestimated his hatred value. If he had known about it, he would not have said it in advance on Weibo.

You should set a timer to say hello.

Mainly because he timed the individual ones.

It's all Uzi's fault.

In Song Wen's confession, the lineups of both sides were locked.

[Blue side GAM e-sports club VS red side Snake e-sports club. 】

[Top order: Desert Butcher VS Little Murloc. 】

[Jungle: Spider Queen VS Law-abiding Black Slave. 】

[Mid laner: Rock Bird VS Clockwork Demon. 】

[ADC: Explorer VS Piltover Policewoman. 】

[Auxiliary: Star World Travel God VS Bathtub Murloc. 】

Wu State looked at the lineups of both sides and said:

"I think the Snakes' lineup has something to say about this."

Miller asked curiously: "Oh? What do you mean?"

"The top laner of the Snake team is a small Murloc. We all know that small people are more prone to red temperature, so their support chose the Bathtub Murloc. It is obviously specially used to cool down the little Murloc. This GAM is definitely I will target the top lane. After black is targeted, the heavy responsibility will fall on hudie. I think whether we can win this game depends on hudie's performance!"

"And we see that the Snakes picked the bathtub first and then picked up the little guy. What does this mean? It means that the Snakes' BP is far less mediocre than we thought. It started when they took out the bathtub. , are already preparing for the little Hong Wen. I can only say that the Snake Team is still considerate. If a certain team's BP can have half the ideas of the Snake Team, I think they will definitely win the championship."

Listening to Wu State's words, the doll was a little speechless and said in a dumbfounded voice:

"You're a little too ridiculous."

When the game entered the loading interface, Wu State saw the skin used by Song Wen's little murloc and immediately said:

"Look, the skin of this little murloc, the Void Sea Spirit, is already red and purple before entering the game. When he jumps down and sits on the robot, he is U...Rambo."

In the live broadcast room, after hearing Wu State's words, the barrage became lively again.

[Holy shit, has my statelessness finally come back? 】

[Stateless and stateful. 】

[Speaking of which, why did the emperor suddenly start again? It seems that he didn’t spray Uzi much anymore before. 】

[The main reason is that Uzi has started to commentate on the game again recently. In the SKT game just now, Uzi said that if he had a teammate like Faker, he would have won the championship long ago. 】

[Hahaha, God started again? 】

[Laughing to death, isn’t this just saying that being stateless is not enough. 】

[Uzi’s general formula: If Uzi had xxxx teammates, Uzi would have won six championships long ago. 】

[Uzi has been really outrageous these past two days. People who didn’t know better thought that Uzi had joined SKT. When SKT won the game, Uzi smiled like a kid weighing 200 pounds. 】

[Understand, SKT is Uzi’s last hope. 】

[I thought Uzi was familiar again. SKT just lost the game against Snake, and Uzi dared to dance like this. 】

[The main reason is that SKT is in such a strong state today. It is said on the Internet that Blackout has inspired Brother Li's potential. If SKT wins the championship because of this incident, Blackout will have to suffer the consequences of his own deeds. He is really a pure clown. 】

[I don’t know anything else. I just want to know how Uzi’s little mouth dares to call Wu State? He doesn’t think he’s very eloquent, does he? 】

[Is Uzi not very good at eloquence? Isn’t the eloquence of the world’s best JB player not good? You're talking about the Bull Demon! 】

["Bloody Skills" Qing·Heixue Edition. 】

[What is the black version of ventriloquism? Brother, can’t keep up with the Internet speed again? 】

[Hahaha, Heizhu has just set a scheduled release. It seems that Uzi said that the top disciple of Heizhu has made Heizhu angry. It’s so damned! 】

For a time, countless netizens flocked to Song Wen's Weibo.

The stateless person also received a reminder of special attention in the commentary box.

Since the big account was blocked by Song Wen, he could only use the small account to pay attention silently.

He only paid special attention to Song Wen. Although he was in the commentary box, he was still itchy after learning that Song Wen had posted on Weibo.

Taking advantage of the fact that both sides had just finished BP for the game, they quickly lowered their heads and touched the fish.

This time, Song Wen didn't have any extra words, he just posted an article.

["Bloody Skills" Qing·Heixue Edition·Uzi Special Contribution Chapter. 】

[RNG has people who are good at ventriloquism and hook eight. For the mid-season banquet, there is a three-foot stool in the northeast corner of the commentary, and there is only one table, one chair, one fan, one hook and eight in the commentary box]

[The guests are sitting together. After a while, I saw Wuzi's mouth slightly open, and everyone was sitting in silence, with no one daring to make a scene. 】

[I heard the barking of dogs in the deep alley in the distance, and there was a woman who was startled and crouched, and her husband was gibbering. Then Uzi woke up and cried loudly. 】

[The husband also wakes up. The woman caressed the breasts of the wuzi, and the wuzi cried with breasts in her mouth. The woman patted them and whined. 】

[Wuzi fell asleep and woke up again, and the vomiting continued. At this time, the sounds of the woman slapping the baby, whining from her mouth, and the wuz crying with her breasts in her mouth, all came out together, all wonderful. All the guests stretched out their necks, glanced sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking it was wonderful. 】

[Not long after, the husband started making noises, and the woman patted her wuz gradually and stopped. There is a faint smell of rats making ropes, the basin is tilted, and the woman is coughing in her dream. The guests feel less relaxed and sit slightly upright. 】

[Suddenly someone shouted "Fire is coming", the husband shouted loudly, and the woman also shouted loudly. Uzi cried. It turns out that Wuzi is red and warm, and the clouds are flying all over the sky, just like a fire! 】

【There are hundreds of thousands of people shouting, hundreds of thousands of children crying, hundreds of thousands of dogs barking. In the middle, there are the sounds of Uzi drinking milk, taking a bath, and Hong Wen sucking her hands, all in unison. Also included are the sounds of Lu Xian playing wild animals, scolding the network administrator, and greeting Curly's parents. Wherever it is, nothing is there. 】

[Although a person has hundreds of hands and hundreds of fingers, he cannot point to one end; a person has hundreds of mouths and his mouth has hundreds of tongues, so he cannot name a single place. So the guests all turned pale and left the table, stretched out their sleeves and arms, and almost wanted to leave first. 】

[Suddenly Uzi groaned, and the whole group echoed. Wuzi stepped on the stool and saw the person, one person, one table, one chair, one fan, and a small red sun. 】

"I'm a bastard! Animal God!"

After reading the last paragraph in a stateless manner, I completely forgot that I was still in the commentary box with the mic on, and shouted out!

In the commentary box, Miller and Wawa suddenly turned around, with shock written on their faces.

(End of this chapter)