Lord of Puro

Chapter 301: Kick on the nose and hit the face

Li Banfeng kept thinking about the oil pot, but he didn't expect to enter the oil lake as soon as he went out.

How could an oil lake appear?

Am I not in Xiaoyaowu? Why did you come to this place again?

There were some waves on the lake, but no stars could be seen in the night sky.

Is this the new earth?

Or is it the old soil?
The buoyancy of oil is very small and the viscosity is very high. Swimming in oil is very difficult.

Li Banfeng looked at the distance to the shoreline, which was a bit far away. He then looked at the small island in the middle of the lake, which was less than a hundred meters away from him.

Logically speaking, he should swim to the shore.

But just after swimming a few meters to the shore, Li Banfeng felt that something was wrong. There seemed to be some kind of creature in the oil lake that was eyeing him.

"You seem to have been saying that Oil Lake must be this place, right?"

After waiting for about ten minutes, the judge's pen said two words: "Too far."

Could it be that something abnormal happened in my dream?
Li Banfeng patted the wine gourd, which had just been washed, and said angrily: "In front of so many people, don't always pat the peach. Am I really not ashamed of being a sister?"

Jiu Gourd also felt uncomfortable: "I'll help my sister wash it too. It's sticky and it's really uncomfortable."

The magic weapon on his body can also fly.

Li Banfeng didn't want to swim in the oil anymore. He always felt that unknown creatures were still staring at him, and there was more than one.

Li Banfeng asked: "Did I do anything special when I was sleeping?"

It looked familiar, as if I had been here before, but I couldn't remember the exact time and experience.

I have to find a chance to communicate with him.

"What sleep talk?"

No matter what type of creature they are, Li Banfeng probably won't be able to take advantage of them in a fight in the oil lake.

Traveling with you has been a bit much lately.

Zhong Pendulum also knew that the quality of the oil was good, but he was worried that Li Banfeng would dislike it, so he didn't know whether he should wash it or not.

There was oil everywhere, and Li Banfeng didn't dare to light a fire. He simply stayed naked and waited for it to dry slowly.

Li Banfeng quickly swam to the side of the island. He was covered in oil. The rocks on the island were also covered in oil. Li Banfeng could not climb up.

Li Banfeng was very angry.

Li Banfeng said angrily: "You have been resting for such a long time, but flying hundreds of meters is still far away?"

After waiting for more than an hour, Li Banfeng was about to put on his clothes, which were half dry, and he was thinking about how to leave this place.

As soon as I went out, I fell into the oil lake. I was so busy swimming that I almost forgot the magic weapon.

Tang Dao didn't feel uncomfortable at all: "This is fine oil. Just wash the handle of the knife for me. No need to wash the blade."

He looked at the environment on the island. There was some grass but no trees. The idea of ​​building a raft seemed unfeasible.

The gloves were also washed, mixed in the pile of clothes, and a few bills were quietly taken from the wallet.

But what I was dreaming about was the sea. Why did I come to the lake?

Besides building a raft, is there any other way?
Judge pen!
Li Banfeng took out the judge's pen, drew a circle on the spot, pointed to the shore and said, "Let's go there!"

Li Banfeng patted the Tang Dao and the wine gourd. The Tang Dao flew to the shore. The wine gourd washed away the grease on the scabbard with wine. Li Banfeng grabbed the scabbard and came to the shore together.

In his dream, he was sitting on a cruise ship with his wife, spending a romantic time in the calm sea and the afterglow of the sunset.

He took out the wine gourd and said, "Sister, get some good wine and let me wash away this greasy body."

The island is not big and you can see the end at a glance.

Looking at the ripples on the lake surface, Li Banfeng finally thought clearly.

This time, it was because of a few words about "oil pot" in his mouth, plus some scenes in the dream, that the traveler dragged Li Banfeng to the oil lake, to a place he had never seen before.

Jiu Gulu reminded: "Little brother, if we wash it so clean, will we have to swim to the shore later?"

Last time, it was because he saw the photos of Heishipo that his wife dragged Li Banfeng to Heishipou.

Li Banfeng cleaned himself and washed his clothes, but he didn't have to change them.

I said oil lake...

Go ashore first and observe the situation.

"I'm obviously talking about the oil can!"

There was a spring in the center. Li Banfeng stepped forward and smelled it. The spring was filled with water, not oil.

You just dragged me around, but you didn't take the keys with you. You didn't even think about how I would get back.

Jiu Gulu thought for a moment: "No special behavior, just a few words in sleep."

He came in a dream.

Li Banfeng looked around, quietly observing this strange place.

Judge Bi took a deep breath, gathered his energy, and said four words: "Rest for two more days."

Li Banfeng wanted to throw the judge's pen into the lake, but was reluctant to do so.

The judge's pen failed. Li Banfeng looked at Tang Dao and asked seriously: "Do you know how to fly with a sword?"

Tang Dao replied seriously: "I am Dao."

"It doesn't matter, as long as the mood is achieved!"

Tang Dao's cultivation has improved a lot recently. Li Banfeng grabbed the scabbard, and it was able to fly with Li Banfeng. As a result, it flew more than ten meters, and Tang Dao suddenly dived toward the lake.

"What to do!" Li Banfeng exclaimed.

Tang Dao tried his best to control the direction and flew back to the island with Li Banfeng.

"Lord, there is a cold wind dragging me into the oil. I really can't control my body. Please allow me to try again!"

Li Banfeng looked at the yellow and clear lake surface and couldn't help but shuddered.

Han Qi comes out of nowhere. According to the technique of seeking good luck and avoiding bad luck, this is a sign of great danger.

Let Tang Dao try it again?
Better say goodbye.

Is there a more reliable way?
Li Banfeng gathered several magic weapons together and discussed countermeasures, and the new projector put forward his ideas.

"I can try. I can project a boat on the lake, but I need a fulcrum for stable flight."

In terms of flight stability, the pendulum is undoubtedly the best. Although its strength is limited, it should not be difficult to lift a projector.

The most difficult part is controlling the projector's light source. This projector uses candlelight as the light source. If a spark falls out of the candlelight, you can imagine what will happen to the oil lake.

Whether it can be stable depends on the pendulum's methods.

The pendulum flew in the air, suspending the projector on the lake, where the projector projected a boat.

Li Banfeng got on the boat, took all the magic weapons with him, rowed the boat, and moved forward slowly on the lake.

The pendulum flies slowly with the boat.

Be stable, be sure to be stable.

Li Banfeng's boat rowed steadily, the pendulum flew steadily, and the projection of the projector was also stable.

The island was seven or eight hundred meters away from the shore. Almost halfway, a strong wind suddenly blew over!
The screen shook for a while, and Li Banfeng exclaimed: "Steady!"

The pendulum tried its best to stabilize, but unfortunately it failed to stabilize.

The projector kept shaking, and the projection shook with it. If it weren't for the travel repairman's good coordination, Li Banfeng would definitely have fallen into the lake.

After finally waiting for the wind to subside, Li Banfeng was about to row forward when a spark appeared on the lake.

This fell out of the projector.

Because it was bumpy just now, no one noticed it.

Li Banfeng looked at the flames rising from the lake, picked up his oars, and rowed quickly towards the shore!

late!

In the blink of an eye, there was a sea of ​​fire on the lake, and the boat was on fire.

The things produced by the projector have entities, and entities will be affected by the environment.

The projector tried to recover the boat, but the recovery was nowhere near as fast as it caught fire.

Li Banfeng grabbed Tang Dao and said, "Let's go!"

Tang Dao wanted to fly, but under the blazing flames, the airflow was chaotic, and he couldn't fly with Li Banfeng.

A weapon is a weapon, not a vehicle. When encountering this situation, there is no way to deal with it for a while.

At the critical moment, Li Banfeng could only jump into the lake, hide under the oil surface, and dive to the other side.

There was something huge swimming under the oil surface, and Li Banfeng had already seen its outline.

When I was in a dilemma, I suddenly heard the judge's pen say: "It's okay."

What's okay?
The judge’s pen means that the distance is not bad.

The whole journey is too long, but half way is no problem.

He took Li Banfeng and a group of magic weapons and flew to the shore. Once on the shore, Li Banfeng got into the sand and gravel, rolled over, and extinguished the fire on his body first.

When I got up and looked at the Oil Lake again, the fire on the lake was also extinguished.

The mirror-like lake surface occasionally rippled, as if nothing had happened.

Li Banfeng felt that danger was approaching, so he packed up his magic weapon and hurried away.

His hair was burned a lot, but Zhong Pendulum kept comforting Li Banfeng: "Master, don't worry, I will go back and tidy it up for you. I guarantee it will look better than the original hairstyle."

Li Banfeng didn't care about his hair style and walked faster and faster.

After walking more than 200 meters, Li Banfeng suddenly slipped on his feet, swung a few steps in place, and stopped.

He looked towards the road.

A middle-aged man in his fifties was sitting on the roadside, looking up at Li Banfeng.

"Are you leaving now?" the man asked with a smile.

Li Banfeng looked at the man's face. The man's facial features were quite regular, his eyes were a little smaller, his eyebrows were a little thicker, his nose bridge was a little short, and his nose was round. He looked like a middle-aged man with a kind appearance.

It's just that his skin is so shiny. It shines brightly in the night light, and oil droplets slowly slide down from his cheeks from time to time.

"You're here, can you talk to me? No one has spoken to me for a long time." The middle-aged man's tone was pleading.

Li Banfeng looked at his feet. There was only sand and no trace of oil.

Why is there no trace of oil, but my feet are still slippery?

The reasons may be complex, but there is only one conclusion.

This middle-aged man with a greasy face is far more powerful than Li Banfeng.

Just chat for a few words. Li Banfeng looked at his feet. The middle-aged man smiled and indicated that Li Banfeng could walk.

Li Banfeng sat next to the middle-aged man, handed him a cigarette out of habit, and asked, "Are you the owner of this place?"

"This is indeed my place." The middle-aged man nodded, but confiscated Li Banfeng's cigarette.

Li Banfeng saw that the cigarette was covered with oil stains, so he took it back embarrassedly.

Seeing this, the middle-aged man quickly explained: "I don't dislike Qian's cigarettes, it's because I don't want to smoke today. I've been a little angry in the past two days and have a lot of pimples on my face."

Li Banfeng took a look and saw that there were indeed many pimples on the middle-aged man's face, especially on his nose. Most of the pimples had white heads, and the juice inside seemed to be about to flow out.

The middle-aged man touched his nose and said with a bitter smile: "These lumps are particularly uncomfortable. They burst when touched and cannot be squeezed out."

Li Banfeng advised: "Don't squeeze it casually. You have to find someone who is familiar with it before you can squeeze it out."

The middle-aged man looked at Li Banfeng seriously: "Which one do you think is more mature?"

Li Banfeng pointed at a pimple and said, "I think this is about the same. You see, the white hair is all black. You can squeeze it out with a little force."

The middle-aged man touched the lump, pinched the base of the lump, and exerted force with his thumb and index finger, and the tip of the lump quickly swelled.

boom!
The pimple burst, and a ball of grease spurted out and landed next to the pimple.

A pimple burst, why is there such a big movement?
This isn't just a pimple.

Li Banfeng looked at the lake. The small island in the center of the lake flew into the air, carrying a large amount of oil, and landed on the shore opposite the oil lake.

The pimple was squeezed out, and there was some blood on the wound.

The originally yellow oil lake turned red.

The middle-aged man looked at Li Banfeng with a sour feeling of comfort and smiled.

He asked Li Banfeng: "Do you know where you are?"

Li Banfeng was dumbfounded for a moment: "I feel like I've been cheated on."

The middle-aged man smiled and touched his nose: "Isn't it true? You came up on your nose!"

PS: A pimple and a lake, how big is this man’s face?

(End of this chapter)