Lord of Puro

Chapter 300 Oil Pot
"My lord, the key to the art of making people thick is to think about your own house in your mind, so that your body becomes thick."

Thinking about the house makes the body thick.

This association process is a little more complicated.

The lady adjusted the angle of the fire and projected a photo of a large mansion on the wall.

“A superior house should be solid and heavy so that it can protect it from wind and rain during normal times and resist foreign enemies in times of war.
No matter whether it is a dragon's pool, a tiger's den, or a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, all dangers are outside the walls. As long as you are in the mansion, the home builder has nothing to fear. "

Li Banfeng was deeply touched by this.

As for the home builder, as long as he is in his own house, he is not afraid even if he travels around the universe.

The record player continued: "My husband, imagine yourself like your own house. Concentrate all the solidity and thickness of the house on yourself, and make your body indestructible."

The process is understandable, but it is difficult for Li Banfeng.

He could not imagine his own house; he had never seen its overall shape.

The record player reminded: "My husband, you must think about our house. There is no use thinking about other houses."

This song "Zhuang Farewell" was sung with great momentum, and Li Banfeng was shaking all over and breaking out in cold sweat.

After spending so much time together, Li Banfeng had a certain understanding of his wife's habit of taking action.

Imagine a steam train?
Not to mention, the steam train is also quite sturdy.

"Hey, sir, I only used a small amount of strength, but you can't stop me. Your technique is useless."

"Ms. sir, don't be anxious, let me try it first."

Li Banfeng was unwilling to give in. He looked at the record player and said, "Madam, you know me. Two or three times is nothing to me."

The record player laughed and said: "Mr. sir, don't show off, rest first."

This time it should be a success. With this armor, the defense power has skyrocketed.

Li Banfeng couldn't understand: "It's been used, why are you still saying it's useless?"

Whoosh!

Li Banfeng tried it several times and felt that he was very proficient in the technique.

You might as well give it a try.

Li Banfeng grabbed the squeaky nest of the record player and said, "Baby lady, you've learned badly."

Li Banfeng took out the oil can in anger.

Li Banfeng was burned by his wife with steam until his whole body turned red.

The technique really didn't work.

Li Banfeng once again imagined himself as a steam train, but this time his body did not feel any changes.

What the lady said makes sense. It's hard to tell what means the other party will use to deal with the situation.

This is how to do?
Ignore the actual appearance of your home and just imagine a solid house!

Moreover, this is a discussion between husband and wife. The lady will definitely not be cruel. Don’t worry about the vital points. She will most likely find a less important place to prick her...

"Madam, we're done studying. I'm going to buy groceries." Li Banfeng was about to go out, but was blocked by steam.

Excerpts from the Peking Opera "The Battle of Red Cliff", "Zhuang Farewell".

It has to be my own house.

Just being hard is not enough, it must be fireproof, high temperature resistant, corrosion resistant...all aspects must be considered.

Li Banfeng tried to predict the trajectory of the needle's attack.

The record player chuckled for a while: "Mr., stop making trouble and learn the skills first."

Li Banfeng tried it twice, but his body didn't change at all.

Li Banfeng tried it several times and felt that his body had indeed changed, as if there was a thick layer of iron armor on his body.

Li Banfeng calmed down and thought about every detail for more than half an hour. Then he said to the record player: "I'm ready this time. Madam, just do it."

"Hey, sir, we can't come again today. Just try to think about it, I'm afraid you won't have enough strength anymore."

The record player sneered: "Hey, sir, are you still not convinced? The slave said it was a life-and-death blow, but he didn't say it had to be done with a sharp weapon."

If the lady had exerted just a little more force, Li Banfeng's ears would be completely deaf.

Li Banfeng fell to the ground with a pop.

"The skill of being kind and generous can only be used once a day. My husband didn't use it the first time, so he reluctantly used it the second time. Before tomorrow, my husband should not use it again."

He said I was trying to be brave...

"Hey, sir, let me give you an analogy," the record player cleared its throat, and the gongs and drums suddenly sounded, "Haoran's righteousness soared into the sky, and he woke up the stars!"

After he calmed down, Li Banfeng panted for a long time and said, "Let's do it again!"

Li Banfeng pondered for a while and said, "I thought you were going to prick me with a needle, but who knew you were going to burn me with steam."

Li Banfeng forgot to do sound insulation.

The record player nodded: "My husband, this is a good posture. The technique is used, but it may not be useful."

The record player trembled: "Hey sir, dear sir, I don't mean to be sarcastic. I really want you to rest. It's because you talk too much. I know you're wrong. Isn't it okay? Please be gentle, sir. Look, sir." Be more accurate..."

The lady's voice was muffled.

Hong Ying sneered: "This madman went to the wrong place again. I will hurt you to death, you evil woman!"

……

In the center of the large dance floor at Paramount, Lu Dongtang, the eldest son of Lu Maoxian, held a cup of tea in both hands and presented it to Lu Chunying in front of the whole family, young and old.

Lu Maoxian's revenge was avenged by Lu Chunying, the daughter of the clan family. According to the rules of the Lu family, Lu Maoxian had to serve tea to express gratitude.

Lu Mao first reasoned that he was still injured and could not get out of bed, so he asked his eldest son Lu Dongtang to serve tea on his behalf, which Lu Chunying happily accepted.

The scene was very big today, many people came, even Duan Shaoxia, the wife of the Zong family, was present.

Lu Chunying took the tea bowl from Lu Dongtang's hand, took a sip and put it aside.

She stared at Lu Dongtang for a moment, and then asked someone to bring him a cup of tea.

"You are my elder, Uncle Dongtang. I respect you this cup of tea." Lu Chunying handed the tea cup to Lu Dongtang.

Lu Chunying didn't need to retaliate, but this was Houqiu's arrangement, so that she could show her magnanimity as a daughter of the clan.

Lu Dongtang's face turned purple, he drank tea and returned to his seat.

No matter how uncomfortable he was, he had to sit still.

Not only was he feeling uncomfortable, but his family members were also feeling uncomfortable. Lu Dongtang’s youngest daughter, Lu Yuanju, almost had her teeth broken.

She is slightly older than Lu Chunying. Yesterday, she learned that his father was going to serve tea to a little girl to express gratitude. Lu Yuanju was so angry that she didn't sleep all night.

She has long been prepared for revenge. Although she has not yet entered the Taoist sect, she knows a lot about the Taoist sect's rules.

She knew that ordinary people who practiced the three levels of Taoism would definitely die.

Deducing from this characteristic, she came up with a clever plan to deal with Lu Chunying. She prepared three kinds of medicinal powder, and after the banquet was over, she sprinkled them on Lu Chunying!

According to seniority, I am her sister, so she will definitely not be suspicious of me.

Afterwards, I said that I wanted to enter the Taoist sect, but before I picked out the medicinal powder, I accidentally sprinkled it on the girl.

Lu Yuanju looked at Lu Dongtang's face and secretly clenched her fists.

father!
Don't be sad!

I will take the blame for offending the Zong family for you!

Let me see what the Zong family can do to me!
After two hours, the banquet ended.

Lu Chunying was still chatting with relatives of the Lu family.

"Miss Chunying, I really admire you. We waited all night and didn't even see anyone. You sorted it out as soon as you took action!"

Lu Chunying smiled modestly and said: "I am only a few years old, and how much cultivation I have, it all depends on the efforts of your seniors."

Lu Chunying did not take credit or be arrogant, but also tactfully expressed the foundation behind her. Lu Chunying's words were measured, which made Houqiu Qiu very satisfied.

Everyone agreed: "Miss Chunying is brave and resourceful, and she is so generous. If anything happens in the future, just give her orders. Our whole family will obey the orders of the clan."

After leaving Paramount, a car was ready in front of the door. Lu Chunying was about to get in the car when she suddenly heard someone shouting from behind: "Sister Chunying, wait a minute, I have something to give you."

Lu Chunying turned around and saw that it was Lu Yuanju: "Sister Yuanju, what is this?"

Lu Yuanju put her hand into her satchel: "A friend brought back a necklace from another state. It is said that the craftsmanship is quite good. I brought two necklaces in total and I will give you one."

"Really!" Lu Chunying's eyes widened, she looked at Lu Yuanju's satchel, and quietly took out the folding fan from her waist with her right hand.

Lu Yuanju grabbed three bags of medicinal powder, pulled them out suddenly, and threw the powder towards Lu Chunying.

Lu Chunying was already prepared. She tapped her toes and took a few steps back to avoid the powder.

She unfolded the folding fan and waved it back and forth at Lu Yuanju.

All three kinds of medicinal powders floated on Lu Yuanju's face, making Lu Yuanju roll on the ground in pain.

Monkey Qiu protected Lu Chunying behind him. Tan Fucheng looked at Lu Yuanju in shock and lowered his voice and asked, "What kind of medicine did she spread?"

Monkey Qiu was also shocked: "It seems to be an introductory medicinal powder."

Tan Fucheng didn't understand: "Why is she spreading this?"

Hou Qiu couldn't understand, Lu Chunying said: "She probably wants me to get a few more medicinal powders on my body, and then wants to kill me."

Tan Fucheng frowned and said, "Whose bad idea was this? She is a newbie, and she wants to throw medicinal powder at the practitioners?

If you really have the ability to sprinkle powdered medicine on others, wouldn't it be better to throw two kilograms of poison? "

Lu Dongtang rushed out and saw his daughter covered in medicine powder, and quickly ordered a doctor to come over.

The doctor looked at Lu Yuanju and didn't want to touch her. The medicine powder stuck to his hand and it was very painful.

Lu Chunying asked Tan Fucheng: "Brother Tan, is she practicing three Taoist disciplines now?"

Tan Fucheng smiled and said: "Jianxiu is an egg, does she have that foundation? She doesn't even have a Taoist foundation, so what's the use of powdered medicine?"

Seeing that Lu Yuanju was no longer struggling, Lu Chunying asked, "Is she dead?"

Tan Fucheng shook his head: "It's hard to say. The entry-level medicine will hurt the body, but the third-level medicine powder will cause serious injuries.

If she had a level of cultivation, she should be able to get through it, but she didn't get started, and she applied so much medicinal powder. She would have to become a useless person even if she didn't die. What do you think she was thinking? "

Lu Dongtang asked someone to carry Lu Yuanju away, and Duan Shaoxia walked over from Paramount.

"Chunying, the decent thing you did today makes Dong Liang proud." Duan Shaoxia praised Lu Chunying repeatedly, her eyes full of love.

Lu Chunying quickly saluted and said, "Thank you, Madam, for the compliment."

Duan Shaoxia smiled and said: "This child is so sensible, Zhiheng, don't let Chunying live outside, move back home."

Qiu Zhiheng looked at Lu Chunying and said nothing.

Lu Chunying saluted Duan Shaoxia again: "Madam, I am intensifying my practice these days. Please allow me to slow down the moving matter."

Don't say yes, don't say no.

The sense of proportion is just right.

Duan Shaoxia nodded repeatedly, still praising Lu Chunying, and a bloodshot unknowingly burst out in her eyes.

Lu Chunying never raised her head, and she never looked into Duan Shaoxia's eyes.

……

Li Banfeng was sitting in his pocket, not in a good mood.

He and his wife competed for two whole days and never won.

The record player sighed and said: "Mr. Sir, why don't we stop competing? It takes time to hone the skills of being a caring person."

Really needs polishing.

The lady's attack methods are all kinds of strange, and there are always things that Li Banfeng can't think of.

Finally, once, Li Banfeng had thought everything through, but before he was ready, he was burned all over by a ball of steam from his wife and turned red.

"My lord, if we are facing an enemy, we will decide life and death in a moment. It will take you an hour to prepare. I'm afraid it won't work."

Li Banfeng looked at the record player and smiled.

The record player trembled, thinking that Li Banfeng was about to oil it again.

Li Banfeng didn't put on the engine oil. He wanted to go out for a walk.

After staying at home for two days, I owe a lot to my traveling practice.

Moreover, Li Banfeng also wanted to go out and shoot some material to prepare for the next use of the projector.

The record player broke into a cold sweat, and Hong Ying laughed and said: "I didn't expect this madman to spare you. When I went to bed last night, I still heard him shouting "oil pot, oil pot!"

Li Banfeng went out, stepped out, and suddenly fell into a slippery bottomless abyss.

Smooth...

What's so creamy?
Is this... oil?

A large amount of oil kept pouring into the mouth, nose and eyes.

Did I fall into the oil pan?
Li Banfeng kicked his legs hard and swam upstream from the oil and water until he reached the oil surface.

He looked around.

There is land, there is shoreline, and there is an island.

This is not an oil pan, this is a lake, a lake full of oil.

Why am I here?
PS: Is this a misunderstanding?

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(End of this chapter)